"Brace Yourselves, Aquarians! Your Stars are Aligning in a Pattern that Resembles a 3D Printed Vegan Tofu Burger - Expect Weirdness!"
The next Aquarius will start in 322 days, at Monday, 20 January, 2025
The Moon moves to Aquarius in 3 days, at Thursday, 07 March, 2024
Mercury moves to Aquarius in 330 days, at Tuesday, 28 January, 2025
Venus is currently in Aquarius
Mars is currently in Aquarius
Pluto is currently in Aquarius
The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.
Hey there, Aquarius! So, we've got Venus, Mars, and Pluto all crashing at your place. It's a planetary party in your sign and you're on hosting duties. They haven't asked for nachos or anything but expect some cosmic shifts.
Venus in your sign is like Sarah Connor finding a soft spot for the T-800 Terminator. You might find yourself falling for unexpected people or things. Maybe that's a new pet rock, or perhaps it's the barista who always gets your name wrong but makes your latte just right. #LoveIsStrange
Mars in Aquarius is like John Connor training for the apocalypse. You're fired up, ready to take action, but remember, even when preparing for Judgement Day, it's important to take breaks. Don't forget to hydrate, meditate, and maybe watch a few cat videos. #SurvivingIsHardWork
Pluto, the misunderstood planet, is also in your sign. It's the Kyle Reese of the celestial bodies - small, but mighty, and it's bringing transformative energy. Expect revelations about yourself and your life that you didn't see coming - like finding out you're the mother of a future resistance leader. #NoPressure
With the Third Quarter Moon a little past its prime, like our dear Arnold after a few sequels, it's time to reflect on your recent past and prepare for the future. After all, even Terminators need to recharge their batteries. #MoonSelfCare
So, Aquarians, buckle up! This is your "I'll be back" moment. Embrace the changes, drink an espresso shot of courage, and remember, the future's not set. There's no fate but what we make for ourselves. #AstroTerminatorOut
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SignToday Is Posting: 04.03.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-04-03-2024)