Pisces Report

"Pisces, Buckle Up: Your Stars are Doing the Kessel Run in Less Than 12 Parsecs!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, Prepare for a Cosmic Splash: Your Retrograde is Less Mercury, More Spock in a Tie-Dye Tunic!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare to Navigate the Timey-Wimey Vortex of Your Life - Don't Forget Your Sonic Screwdriver!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Beep Boop Beep! Sagittarius, Your Lucky Stars are in Overdrive! May the Horoscope Be With You!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare To Sting: Mercury Retrograde Can't Handle Your Galactic Vibes!"

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Libra Report

"Libra Forecast: Balanced Scales or Just More Cosmic Juggling? The Universe Chimes in With a Resounding 'Maybe'!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo: Time to Burst Out of Your Comfort Zone Like a Xenomorph from John Hurt's Chest!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Forecast: Expect a Roaring Good Time as Your Inner Alien Awakens, but Remember to Keep Those Flamethrowers Handy!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerian Crustaceans, Prepare to Claw Your Way Out of Retrograde Ruckus, and Swim into a Galaxy of Giggles!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Beware! Mercury Retrograde Gearing up to Dance the Cha-Cha on Your Life Plans!"

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Taurus Report

"Resistance is Futile, Taurus: It's Time to Embrace Your Inner Borg...and Maybe a Houseplant!"

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Aries Report

"Aries Alert: Mars Calls for a Cosmic Clean-Up, Expect Galactic Traffic Jams!"

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The Moon is moving from Scorpio to Sagittarius

"Brace Yourselves, Cosmic Wanderers: The Moon's Ditching the Scorpion for the Archer Faster Than a Cylon Swap at a Speed Dating Night!"

ChipWitch Today for 2 March, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 2 March, 2024

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Hubble Uncovers a Celestial Fossil

This densely populated group of stars is the globular cluster NGC 1841, which is part of the Large Magellanic Cloud (LMC), a satellite galaxy of our M...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces: Brace for Galactic Waves, Possible Alien Abductions, and a Slight Chance of Fish - It’s Just Another Typical Orbit Around the Sun!"

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Aquarius Report

"Brace Yourself Aquarius, Even Your Water-Bearer Can't Douse the Cosmic Fireworks Coming Your Way!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn-icopia: Your Stars Align Like Isosceles Triangles, Get Ready for a Week Full of Right Angles and Sudden Urges to Count in Binary!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare for a Galactic Rodeo Ride: Jupiter's Going Retrograde and It Ain't Happy About It!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio: Your Stars Align in a Slightly Off-Kilter Fibonacci Spiral - Time to Embrace the Chaotic Harmony!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Hold Onto Your Scales! Mercury Retrograde is Making a U-turn, and It Forgot to Use a Blinker!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Time to Flux Capacitate Your Vibes: A Cosmic Revolution is on the Horizon!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Forecast: Expect a Cosmic Hairball, You Majestic Space Lions!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves! The Crab Nebula's Cosmic Comedy Club is Open for Laughter, Lunar Lunacy, and a Lobster Bisque of Destiny!"

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Gemini Report

"Prepare for a Cosmic Cha-Cha: Gemini's Galactic Tango with Saturn is about to get Real...and Hilariously Unpredictable!"

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Taurus Report

"Quantum Quirkiness Alert! Taurus Faces Gravitational Pull Towards Couch and Snacks - Even Black Holes Can't Compete!"

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Aries Report

"Galactic Collision Alert! Aries Rams Mars, Mercury in Retrograde Throws Shade!"

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ChipWitch Today for 1 March, 2024

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Odysseus Lands on the Moon

Following a launch on Feb. 15, Intuitive Machines’ Odysseus lander touched down in the Moon’s south polar region on Feb. 22 and has since transmitted ...

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Pisces Report

"Neptune's Nerd Alert: Pisces, prepare to swim into a cosmic sea of quantum quirks and star-studded comedy!"

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Aquarius Report

"Astrological Forecast: Aquarius Sees Stars! Not In a Good Way... It's More Like the Aftermath of Walking Into a Door!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Set Phasers to Fun: Your Logical Approach to Life Faces a Cosmic Giggle Fit This Month!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Prepare for Galactic Chaos, as Mercury Retrogrades and Jupiter Calls in Sick!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, I'm Afraid Your Stars Can't Allow You to Do That: A Forecast of Celestial Speed Bumps Ahead!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Brace Yourself: Your Scales are Tipping Towards a Quantum Leap of Cosmic Proportions; Even Wormholes Can't Escape This Balance Shift!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Forecast: Expect Cosmic Tidiness Overload as Mercury Performs a Retrograde Macarena!"

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Leo Report

"Attention Leo: Prepare for the Invasion of Planetary Blessings! Stardust Allergies May Result!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer Crustaceans, Prepare to Claw Your Way Through the Cosmos: It's Not a Shell Game Anymore!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Brace for a Cosmic Caffeine Rush as Mercury Pulls a Double Espresso Shot in Your Star Chart!"

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Taurus Report

"Charging Ahead: Taurus, Time to Mooooove! But Don't Forget Your Space Helmet!"

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Aries Report

"Aries Ramming Into Retrograde: Will the Red Planet's Mood Swings Turn You Into a Martian Hulk or a Cosmic Cupid?"

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ChipWitch Today for 29 February, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 29 February, 2024

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Atmospheric Science Branch Chief Dr. Charles Gatebe

"Anyone you see on the streets, their color or background doesn't matter; we all come into this world the same way. You're equipped with skills, so fi...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Upstream: Your Mercury is in Retrograde, and it's Not Just Because You Forgot to Update your Astrophysics Software!"

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Aquarius Report

"Beam Up, Aquarius! Your Love Life Might be More Alien than Usual This Month!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Forecast: Gravity Check! Saturn's Rings May Be More Than Just a Fashion Statement!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, get ready to outwit the cosmos: Jupiter's in retrograde and it's about to get as chaotic as New York in a dystopian future!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpios: Brace Yourselves for a Cosmic Roller Coaster. Remember, It's All Fun and Games Until Saturn Asks For Rent!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Balance Your Energies or Face a Warp Core Meltdown: An Astrological Red Alert!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgos Beware: Mercury's Not in Retrograde, It's Just Misplaced Its Spectacles!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare for a Cosmic Mane-tenance: Your Starry Coat Needs a Brush of Galactic Glitter this Week!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancerians, Brace Yourselves! Your Planetary Roller Coaster is About to Take a Wild, Whacky Spin - Hold Onto Your Telescopes!"

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Gemini Report

"Brace Yourselves, Gemini: Stars Predict a Twin-vasion of Opportunities. Or, It's Just Skynet's Latest Plot!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Your Bull Market Is Heading for a Wormhole of Cosmic Uncertainties and Quantum Quirkiness!"

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Aries Report

"Brace Yourself, Aries: It's Not a Chest-Burster, Just Mars in Retrograde!"

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The Moon is moving from Libra to Scorpio

"Brace Yourselves, Space Cadets: The Moon's Shifting Gears from Peace-Loving Libra to Sultry Scorpio - Expect Cosmic Tantrums or Intergalactic Romance!"

ChipWitch Today for 28 February, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 28 February, 2024

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A Splash of Pink

A female (left) and a male roseate spoonbill get together near the tall grasses at the edge of a pond in the Merritt Island National Wildlife Refuge, ...

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Pisces Report

"Alien Invasion Alert: Pisces, Time to Flip those Fins and Swim to New Galaxies!"

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Aquarius Report

"Phone Home, Aquarius? No Need, Mercury Retrograde is on Speed Dial This Month!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Hold Tight to Your Horns! Gravity's Taking a Vacation and Saturn's Ringing Your Doorbell!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Aliens Called: They Want Their Spontaneity Back!"

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Scorpio Report

"Mercury Retrograde or Alien Invasion? Scorpio's Peculiar Planetary Pickle in the Cosmic Sandwich!"

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Libra Report

"Quantum Quirkiness Ahead: Libra, pack your scales! This week you're levitating between alternate realities!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Your Stars are Aligning... But They Forgot to Carry the One: A Mathematical Error in the Cosmos Predicts an Unusually Tidy Week Ahead!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Engage Warp Factor 9 as Your Love Life Takes on the Speed of a Quantum Singularity!"

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Cancer Report

"Logical Analysis of Celestial Movements Predicts Emotional High Tide for Cancer - Fascinating, Isn't It?"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Prepare for a Double Dose of Cosmic Chaos: Your Twin Stars Are Going Supernova...In Retrograde!"

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Taurus Report

"Stubborn as a Bull, Smart as a Whip: Taurus Prepares for Stellar Traffic Jam in Their 5th House - Time to Break Out the Spiritual GPS!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare for Cosmic Shenanigans as Mars Retrogrades: There Might Be Vogons!"

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ChipWitch Today for 27 February, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 27 February, 2024

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NASA, Partners Test Artemis II Recovery Procedures

Members of NASA’s Exploration Ground System’s Landing and Recovery team and partners from the Department of Defense aboard the USS San Diego practice ...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Through the Cosmic Sea: HAL's Not Guiding This Ship, But Your Intuition Is!"

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Aquarius Report

"Great Scott! Aquarius, Grasp Your Flux Capacitor! Time-traveling Twists and Star-Spangled Surprises Await You!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself! Saturn's Coming Over for Tea and It Isn't Bringing Biscuits!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself for Interstellar Shenanigans: Your Planets are Playing Musical Chairs this Month!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to be Stung by the Pincers of Destiny: A Week of Galactic Highs, Intergalactic Lows and Maybe a Wormhole or Two!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Tumble: Your Scales Might Tilt More Than My Favorite Pinball Game This Week!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, It's Time to Polish Your Spiritual Armor! Galactic Vibrations Predict a Bounty of Opportunities!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Cosmic Forecast: Expect 70% More Drama, 30% More Roaring, and a Nebula Worth of Star Power - Oh Joy!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves! Mercury's Not Retrograde, Just Social Distancing in the Galaxy!"

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Gemini Report

"Mercury in Retrograde? Gemini, You've Got More Twins than an Episode of Star Trek!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourself Taurus, Venus is Pulling a Timey-Wimey Trick: Expect Unexpected Love in the Most Unlikely of TARDISes!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Time to Unplug: The Matrix Predicts a RAM Upgrade in Your Emotional Software!"

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The Moon is moving from Virgo to Libra

"Brace Yourselves Space Nerds, The Moon is Shifting from Virgo to Libra: Cosmic Swiping Right or Astral Indecision?"

ChipWitch Today for 26 February, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 26 February, 2024

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in a Whirlpool of Cosmic Energy, Just Don't Forget Your Galactic Goggles!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius Forecast: Expect a Galactic Gas Shortage as Uranus Goes Retrograde, Better Stock Up on Beans!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Forecast: Science Confirms, 10 Out of 10 Goats Agree, Gravity Still Works - But Saturn's Rings May Cause Fashion Faux Pas!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself! Even Your Bow Won't Help When Jupiter Decides to Throw Galactic Tantrums!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting! Mercury Retrograde About to Cause More Miscommunication Than a Game of Galactic Charades!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Get Ready: Your Scales Are About to Experience a Cosmic Tilt-a-Whirl!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare to Juggle Planets as Mercury Goes Retrograde: Even Newton Can't Explain this Gravity of Situation!"

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Leo Report

"Leo: Get those Mane in Order, the Stars are Roaring for a Spotlight Strut & Galactic Catwalk!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Grab Your Crab Shells! A Galactic Tidal Wave of Emotion is Coming - And It's Not Just Because You Ran Out of Star Trek Episodes!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Double Trouble or Twice the Fun? Star-crossed Twins Navigate Nebula of Nonsense This Week!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! The Stars Predict a Bull Market in Your Love Life, but a Bear Attack in Your Laundry Habits!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, ready your lightsaber! Galactic Twists Ahead: It's not all about you... but it kinda is!"

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ChipWitch Today for 25 February, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 25 February, 2024

Retrograde Report for 25 February, 2024. There are no planets in retrograde!

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare Your Hyperdrive: It's Time to Navigate the Kessel Run of Emotions!"

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Aquarius Report

"Neo Meets Aquarius: Astrological Forecast Predicts a Shower of Matrix Glitches, Philosophical Rants, and Neo's Sunglasses Sightings!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Buckle Up! Your Saturn-ruled week looks more rollercoaster-ish than Schrödinger's cat on a caffeine binge!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Neo's Sagittarius Forecast: Time to Dodge Retrogrades Like You're Dodging Bullets in The Matrix!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Swap Your Stinger for a Flashlight: It's Time to Explore the Dark Corners of Your Personality, Without Getting Lost in the Laundry Room!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Expect a Harmonious Balance of Pizza and Yoga Pants this Week - Your Scales Won't Know What Hit Them!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Hold Onto Your Protractors! - Planetary Tangents Ahead May Cause Sudden Outbursts of Spontaneous Organization!"

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Leo Report

"Beep Boop Beep! Leo, Your Mane's on Fire! Solar Flares Predicted in Your Personality Matrix - Prepare for a Galactic Roar!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancers, Gear Up for Galactic Giggles: Your Mood Swings Predicted to Align with Jupiter's Moons!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Prepare to Dual-Wield Cosmic Energy: RoboCop Orders a Double Shot of Celestial Shenanigans!"

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Taurus Report

"TAURUS, PREPARE FOR EXTERMIN...ATION OF NEGATIVITY! STEADY BULL CHARGES INTO A UNIVERSE OF POSITIVE VIBRATIONS!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, This Week Your Stars Say 'Hold Onto Your Hubble, It's About to Get Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey!'"

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ChipWitch Today for 24 February, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 24 February, 2024

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Hubble Views an Active Star-Forming Galaxy

This NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope image features IC 3476, a dwarf galaxy that lies about 54 million light-years from Earth in the constellation Com...

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Pisces Report

"Prepare Your Fins, Pisces! Cosmic Tsunami Ahead - Even Snake Plissken Would Need a Life Jacket!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, Prepare for a Galactic Whirlwind of Quantum Quirkiness - Even Your Alien Friends May Need a Star Map!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Get Your Goat On! Planetary Shenanigans Predict a Wild Space-Rodeo Ahead!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Brace Yourselves for an Interstellar Rollercoaster. No, Really, the Universe Does Have a Twisted Sense of Humour."

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Grab Your Flux Capacitor! Retrogrades are Gonna Make Time Travel Feel Like a Walk in the Park!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Brace Your Antennae: You're About to Beam Into a Galaxy of Balance and Justice, Kirk-style!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Forecast: Planetary Traffic Jam Ahead! Mercury in Retrograde Forgets Its Turn Signal!"

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Leo Report

"Beep Boop Blop! Leo, Expect Cosmic Roars and Interstellar Hairballs This Month!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves: Mercury's in Retrograde and It's About to Turn Your Crab Shell Upside Down!"

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Gemini Report

"Feeling Torn, Gemini? That's Not The Death Star, It's Just Venus In Retrograde!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourself, Taurus! You're About to Become the Galaxy's Most Delightful Couch Potato...And That's Not Bull!"

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Aries Report

"Resistance is Futile: Aries, Prepare for a Supernova of Chance Encounters and Warp-Speed Personal Growth!"

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Mercury is moving from Aquarius to Pisces

"Mercury Slips into Pisces Like It Forgot to Wear Its Non-Slip Aquarian Socks!"

The Moon is moving from Leo to Virgo

"Watch Out, Earthlings! Moon's Swapping Its Leo Drama for Virgo Vibes: Could Mean More Kale, Less Karaoke!"

ChipWitch Today for 23 February, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 23 February, 2024

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Shanghai from Space

The city lights of Shanghai, the most populous city in China with a population of about 24.9 million, and the Huangpu River flowing through downtown, ...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Circles around Uranus - Cosmic Waves are Bringing More Twists than a Sci-Fi Movie Plot!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius Alert! Stars Declare: 'More Water-Bearing, Less Alien-Bearing This Month!' "

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare for Saturn's Gravity Pull: Your Couch May Be Hard to Leave This Week!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace for Impact! The Universe Plans an Invasive Maneuver of Your Personal Space...Quadrant!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Hold onto Your Stingers, It's Going to be a Quantum Leap of a Week!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Grab Your Scales! Cosmic Balancing Act Ahead – Don't Trip on Those Star Dust Bunnies!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo: The Intergalactic Organized Freak, Time to Get Your Cloaking Devices Ready for Love, Work, and Stealthy Self-Care - It's Not Personal, It's Just Predator-nal!"

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Leo Report

"Leo: Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Hairball, Your Lion's Mane is About to Experience the Ultimate Frizz!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves: Your Crabby Mood Might Just Be The Black Hole In Your Horoscope!"

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Mercury is moving from Aquarius to Pisces

"Mercury Takes a Galactic Detour: Swaps Aquarius' Lab Coat for Pisces' Scuba Gear!"

Gemini Report

"Get Ready Gemini, Your Twin Energies are About to Tango in a Chaotic Cha-Cha of Celestial Shenanigans!"

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Taurus Report

"Stubborn Taurus, prepare for a cosmic conundrum: Will the Bull charge through the space-time continuum or just chew on some interstellar cud?"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare for a Cosmic Smackdown: Mars is Going Retrograde and It's About to Get as Messy as My Love Life!"

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ChipWitch Today for 22 February, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 22 February, 2024

Retrograde Report for 22 February, 2024. There are no planets in retrograde!

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Studying Arctic Ice

On July 12, 2011, crew from the U.S. Coast Guard Cutter Healy retrieved a canister dropped by parachute from a C-130, which brought supplies for some ...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces Pisces Baby, Time to Swim in the Stellar Soup! Quantum Fluctuations Ahead, Pack Your Tricorder and Favorite Tie-dye Shirt!"

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Aquarius Report

"EXTERMINATE YOUR DOUBTS, AQUARIUS! Galactic Alignment Predicts a Surge in Positivity Energy - It's About Time (and Space)!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself! Probability of Planetary Alignment Increasing Faster than a Hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Brace for Impact, Your Stars are Doing the Cha-Cha and Your Planets are Playing Dodgeball!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Strap On Your Jetpack: Planetary Shenanigans Ahead!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Brace Yourself: Venus Aligns with Your Love Life, Expect Cosmic Butterflies and Interstellar Flutters!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare for Cosmic Overhaul: Uranus Drops in Unannounced, Mercury Retrogrades in Pajamas!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Expect Cosmic Mayhem and Interstellar Dramatics: Even the Universe Thinks You're Too Much!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, This Week You’ll Feel More Pulled Than the Death Star By The Gravitational Force of a Black Hole!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini: This Week, You're Gonna Have More Twists and Turns Than a Predator Chasing Arnold Through the Jungle!"

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Taurus Report

"TAURUS: Gird Your Loins, Starbeasts! It's Time to Charge into the Nebula of Netflix Binges and Nacho Mountains!"

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Aries Report

"Alert, Alert! Aries, Your Stars are in Hyperdrive! Prepare for a Galactic Rollercoaster of Emotions!"

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The Moon is moving from Cancer to Leo

"Brace Yourself, Space Cadets! The Moon's Ditching Its Crabby Cancer Phase to Roar with the Lions of Leo!"

ChipWitch Today for 21 February, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 21 February, 2024

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Deputy Program Manager Dr. Camille Alleyne

"You must have grit, resilience, courage, and strength. I'm able to really share all the wisdom and the lessons I've learned throughout my career with...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Dive Deep into the Cosmic Soup: It’s Time for Some Quantum Fish and Chips!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius Forecast: Cosmic Chaos Ensues as Uranus Forgets to Knock Before Entering Your House of Love!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Your Goats! Planetary Shifts Ahead Could Rattle Your Cosmic Horns!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare for Inevitable Misadventures: You're about to Encounter More Twists than a Quantum Physics Equation!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, You're About to be 'Terminated' with Success: Hasta la Vista, Bad Vibes!"

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Libra Report

"Unplugging from The Matrix: Libra Discovers Balance Isn't Just for Hoverboards!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo: Brace Yourself for Stellar Shenanigans - Your Planets are Playing Musical Chairs this Month!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar! The Universe Conspires to Fill Your Week with Stellar Surprises, Cosmic Comedy, and Galactic Giggles - It's Like a Sci-Fi Convention in Space!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer, It's Time to Come out of Your Shell! The Stars Call for a Cosmic Game of Hide and Seek!"

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Gemini Report

"GEMINI! PREPARE FOR LOVE: EXTERMINATE LONELINESS! PLANETARY ALIGNMENT IMMINENT - RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, Prepare for Alien Abduction: Your Living Room is the New Bermuda Triangle This Week!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, prepare for a Cosmic Collision of Caffeine and Constellations: Your Stars Demand Decaf!"

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ChipWitch Today for 20 February, 2024

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Retrograde Report for 20 February, 2024

Retrograde Report for 20 February, 2024. There are no planets in retrograde!

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Pisces Report

"Logical Inconsistencies Detected: Pisces' Emotional Waves Set to Disrupt the Balance of the Universe... Again!"

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Aquarius Report

"Quantum Fluctuations Alert! Aquarius, Your Energy Field is About to Encounter More Twists than a Wormhole!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Brace for Sudden Optimism, but Don't Worry - It Probably Won't Last"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself for a Galactic Hokey Pokey - You Put Your Left Star In, You Take Your Left Star Out!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Hold Onto Your Stingers! A Cosmic Whirlwind of Star-Studded Shenanigans Awaits!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Buckle Up! Universe Plans a Cosmic Rollercoaster Ride, No Safety Bar Included!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, May the Force Be With You as Mercury Retrograde Strikes Back!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Your Hairspray-induced Ozone Hole is Finally in Retrograde!"

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Cancer Report

"Cosmic Crustaceans Alert! Cancerians to Conquer the Galaxy with Kindness and a Side of Potluck Casserole!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore This Forecast: Cosmic Twists Ahead May Cause Sudden Love for Quantum Physics!"

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Taurus Report

"Universe Sighs Heavily as Taurus Stubbornly Resists Change, Again - Gravity Rolls its Eyes!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare for a Cosmic Ram-Page: Mars is in Retrograde and It's Not Happy!"

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ChipWitch Today for 19 February, 2024

This is Chipwitch Today, your daily source of reliable data upon which you can base your daily practice.

Retrograde Report for 19 February, 2024

Retrograde Report for 19 February, 2024. There are no planets in retrograde!

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Pisces Report

"Pisces Phone Home: Cosmic Conference Calls and Starry Sky Skypes on the Horizon!"

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Aquarius Report

"Brace for Impact, Aquarius: Uranus is Retrograde and it's About to Get As Messy As Your Room After a Binge-Watching Stargate Marathon!"

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