"Pisces, Prepare for Interstellar Shenanigans: Your 'Fishy' Traits Will Make Waves in the Quantum Sea of Love!"

"Aquarius, Buckle Up: Your Stars are About to Pull a 'Big Bang Theory' on Your Comfort Zone!"

"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves: Saturn's Pulling a Prank and Gravity Just Joined the Party!"

"Sagittarius, Get Your Bow Ready: Planets Aligned for an Intergalactic Game of Dodgeball!"

"Scorpios, Prepare for a Cosmic Tailspin! Planets Aligning in Your Favor – Unless You're Allergic to Success!"

"Galactic Balance Alert: Libra's Scales Tip Towards Spontaneous Dance Parties and Unexpected Quantum Physics Revelations!"

"Virgo Alert: Prepare for a Starfleet-Worthy Adventure! Black Holes of Anxiety, Nebulae of Perfectionism Engage at Warp Speed!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: The Universe is About to Tickle Your Mane with Cosmic Catnip!"

"Cancer, You're Gonna Need More Than A Telescope To Navigate This Celestial Minefield! Astro-Forecast Uncovers Crabby Twists!"

"Prepare for Double Trouble, Gemini: Your Twin is Plotting a Coup...and It's Not Even Mercury Retrograde!"

"Unplugging from the Matrix: Taurus Discovers the Cosmic Wi-Fi Password for Unlimited Astrological Bandwidth!"

"Galactic Guide to Aries: Mars is in Retrograde, But Don't Panic - Just Remember to Towel Off Your Ambitions!"

Astronaut Kathryn C. Thornton works with equipment associated with servicing chores on the Hubble Space Telescope during the fourth spacewalk on the e...

"Pisces, Brace Yourselves! Even Darth Vader Can't Resist Your Charm this Month - 'The Force is Strong in This One'"

"Stellar Splashdown: Aquarius Attempts Quantum Physics, Discovers It's Easier to Walk on Water!"

"R2D2 Couldn't Compute This! Capricorn, Your Stars are More Misaligned Than a Hyperdrive on the Fritz!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare for Cosmic Chaos: Jupiter's Got More Mood Swings Than a Yo-Yo on a Roller Coaster!"

"Scorpio, Buckle Up: You're Set for a Hyperspace Jump to the Land of Opportunity - Don't Forget Your Wookiee!"

"Libra: Balancing Scales or Juggling Planets? The Universe Plays Catch with Your Life This Week!"

"Virgo, Phone Home: Your Mom Was Right, You Really Should Have Cleaned Your Room - Planetary Alignment Says So!"

"Leo's Forecast: Expect Increased Roaring in Your Personal Jungle, Due to a Cosmic Hairball in the Constellation!"

"Cancer's Cosmic Crabwalk: A Hilarious Hitchhike Through the Milky Way or a Galactic Game of Twister?"

"Galactic Forecast for Gemini: Expect Twi'lek Tangles in Your Love Life, Ewok-Like Cuddles, and a Chance of R2-D2 Beeps in Communication!"

"Planetary Bull Market! Taurus, Expect Cosmic Cows to Moo-ve in Your Favor!"

"Aries, Grab Your Helmets! Mars is in Retrograde and It's Not Going to Throw Roses, More like Gandalf's Fireworks!"

"Brace Yourselves, Star Gazers! The Moon's Packing its Bags from Scary Scorpio and Heading to Sassy Sagittarius in an Interstellar Swag Swap!"

"Swim, Pisces, Swim! Galactic Waves and Retrograde Riptides Ahead: Your Cosmic Surfboard is Calling!"

"Galactic Giggles Await: Aquarius, It's Time to Align Your Planets and Socks Like Never Before!"

"Capricorn, Time to 'Terminate' Those Bad Habits: Your Astro Forecast Says 'I'll Be Back' to Productivity!"

"Sagittarius, your Starship's in Retrograde! Time to Dust off those Interstellar Roller Skates!"

"Scorpio: Strap in for a Cosmic Rollercoaster! Remember, even if you're not tall enough to ride, your stinger still counts!"

"Libra, Brace Yourself for a Stellar Juggling Act: Balancing Cosmic Energies and Pizza Delivery Times!"

"Virgo Alert: Mercury in Retrograde? More like Mercury's doing the moonwalk! Time to Reboot Your Cosmic Operating System!"

"Leo, Hold Onto Your Manes! The Stars Proclaim a Cylon-free Romantic Upheaval on Your Horizon!"

"Crabby Cancer, Your Stars Forecast: A Galactic Ride of Emotion, More Exciting Than Wall-E's Trash Compacting Adventures!"

"Gemini Twins Play Cosmic Tag: Mercury's Retrograde Causes Double Trouble...and a Few Misplaced Sandwiches!"

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Even Your Stubbornness Can't Stop the Stars from Shaking Up Your Routine!"

"Aries, May the Force Be With You - Because Mercury's in Retrograde and You're Going to Need It!"

"Pisces, Grab Your Hoverboard! Cosmic Waves May Cause Temporal Whiplash This Month!"

"Attention Aquarius: Prepare for Warp Speed Surprises! Starfleet Orders You to Embrace the Unexpected and Beam Up Your Creativity!"

"Capricorn, prepare for a cosmic overhaul: Your stars are rebooting faster than RoboCop on a caffeine binge!"

"Quantum Leap or Just a Sagittarius Stumble? - Find Out How the Cosmos Plans to Shake Up Your Regular Space-Time Continuum This Week!"

"Scorpio, Expect Cosmic Shifts and a 73% Chance of Accidentally Joining an Alien Cult - It's Just Another Galactic Thursday!"

"Libra, Brace Yourselves for an Alien Invasion of Balance: Your Scales Are About to Get an Extraterrestrial Adjustment!"

"Virgo, Brace Yourself: Mercury's in Retrograde and It's About to Get More Complicated Than a Quantum Physics Equation on a TARDIS Dashboard!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar! Universe Orders Catnip for your Cosmic Catwalk!"

"EXTERMINATE YOUR DOUBTS, CANCER! YOUR STARS ALIGN LIKE A PERFECTLY CALCULATED DALEK INVASION PLAN!"

"Planets Align for Gemini: Prepare to Juggle Two Personalities, Four Retrogrades, and Possibly Five Alien Lifeforms!"

"Taurus, hold onto your horns! Pluto's in retrograde and it's about to get funkier than a Star Trek convention on a Saturday night!"

"Aries, This Week You Will Find Your Lack of Patience...Disturbing: A Galactic Guide to Surviving Mercury Retrograde!"

This striking image shows the densely packed globular cluster known as NGC 2210, which is situated in the Large Magellanic Cloud (LMC). The LMC lies a...

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Through a Galaxy of Emotional Meteors - But Don't Forget Your Cosmic Goggles!"

"Swim, You Will Not, In the Waters of Confusion! Clear Skies Ahead for Aquarius, There Are!"

"Capricorn, Prepare to Face the Unyielding Law of Saturn: Your Planetary Overlord Calls for a Balance Sheet Inspection!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare for a Galactic Tango with Jupiter - Dust off Those Cosmic Dancing Shoes!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect a Stellar Twist! Grab Your Sonic Screwdriver, It's About to Get Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey!"

"Libra: Brace for Cosmic Scales Tipping! Might be Alien Intervention, More Likely You Forgot Your Coffee This Morning!"

"Virgo's Weekly Horoscope: Expect Supernova-sized Surprises! Or Maybe Just a Planet in Retrograde. Who Knows, It's Not Rocket Science... Oh Wait, It Kinda Is!"

"Leo's Forecast: Cosmic Lions, Prepare for a Stellar Hairball of Galactic Proportions!"

"Cancerians, Grab Your Crabby Pants! Lunar High Tide Predicts a Shell of a Week Ahead!"

"Brace for Impact, Gemini! Your Twin Energies are About To Collide in a Space-Time Continuum of Cosmic Shenanigans!"

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Your Stubbornness Might Just Move a Planet, but You Still Can't Outstare a Goat!"

"Aries, Prepare to Ram into Another Universe: Picasso Paints Your Stars in Cubist Style!"

"Loony Lunar Lovechild Libra Leaves, Scintillating Scorpio Scoots In - It's About to Get Stinger-ingly Spicy!"

Artemis II NASA astronauts Reid Wiseman (left) and Christina Koch (middle) of NASA and CSA (Canadian Space Agency) astronaut Jeremy Hansen (second fro...

"Mercury in Retrograde Sends a Galactic Text: 'Pisces, Quit Swimming in Circles!'"

"Aquarius Alert: Expect Neptunian Nerd Herds, Uranian Uncertainties and a Sudden Influx of Spock Vibes!"

"Capricorn, Get Ready To Channel Your Inner Goat: Mountain Climbing Opportunities (and Unexpected Alien Encounters) Await!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Dodge Meteors of Opportunity - Your Love Life May Feel Like a Wild Space Ride!"

"Scorpio, Your Love Life is More Confusing than Quantum Physics This Month: Alien Invasion or Just Venus in Retrograde?"

"Libra: The Balance is Off! Time to Tightrope Walk on the Rings of Saturn. Don't Forget Your Geeky Space Helmet!"

"Virgo, brace yourself for cosmic turbulence: Mercury is not in retrograde, it's just socially distancing!"

"Leo's Forecast: A Roaring Good Time in the Cosmos, or Just One Giant Hairball? Let's Gaze into the Galactic Litter Box Together!"

"Cosmic Crustaceans, Get Ready! It's Time to Shell Out Some Serious Star Power - Cancer Season is Here!"

"Twinsies Alert! Gemini, prepare for a cosmic voyage as Mercury goes retrograde. Hold onto your socks or they might be teleported to another dimension!"

"Taurus, Hold Onto Your Horns! The Cosmos are Doing the Cha-Cha and It's Time to Step in Tune!"

"Aries, time to strap on those rocket boots! You're set to soar higher than a Reaver on a Red Bull binge!"

The mated Russian-built Zarya (left) and U.S.-built Unity modules are backdropped against the blackness of space and Earth's horizon shortly after lea...

"Pisces Alert: Prepare to Swim Through A Cosmic Jello Pool of Emotions, Just Remember - No Doing the Backstroke in Infinity!"

"Aquarius: Brace Yourselves! The Universe Declares a Sock-Stealing Black Hole in Your Laundry Room This Week"

"Capricorn: Time to Terminate Your Doubts, Reset Your Future, and Say 'Hasta la Vista' to Your Comfort Zone!"

"Sagittarius, Phone Home! Your Planetary Wi-Fi is About to Get a Cosmic Upgrade!"

"Scorpio Forecast: The Galaxy's Most Intense Bug Prepares for a Cosmic Exoskeleton Upgrade!"

"Libra: The Scales Tip Towards Chaos, or Just Too Much Pizza? Find Out in This Week's Galactic Giggles Forecast!"

"Virgo Alert: Expect a Cosmic Kerfuffle of Planetary Proportions, or, Why Your Houseplants Might Start Talking Back!"

"Leo, Brace Yourself: Your Mane Attraction This Month is Not Your Roaring Charm, But a Galactic Shift in Your Litter Box!"

"Cancer, Your Stars Are Aligning Better Than a Politician's Promises - Expect Less Flip-Flopping!"

"Boldly Going Where No Gemini Has Gone Before: A Cosmic Voyage to Discover Why Your Twin Self Keeps Misplacing Their Keys!"

"Prepare for Galactic Gridlock, Taurus! Your Planetary Traffic Report Indicates a Cosmic Congestion Ahead!"

"Aries, Hold Onto Your Horns! Mars is Retrograde and It's About to Get Real 'Space Invaders' Up In Here!"

"Brace Yourselves, The Moon is Pulling a Classic Virgo-Libra Switcheroo: Get Ready for Less OCD and More Love Beads!"

The Moon, left, Saturn, upper right, and Jupiter, lower right, are seen after sunset from Washington, DC, Thurs. Dec. 17, 2020. The two planets drew c...

"Pisces Forecast: Prepare to Swim Against the Current, Cosmic Salmon Style - Just Beware of Astral Bears!"

"Aquarius, prepare for Galactic Mayhem! Uranus spins in Retrograde - 'Your Lucky Number is π and Your Spirit Animal is a Quantum Particle!'"

"Capricorn, Prepare to Boldly Go Where No Goat Has Gone Before: Your Boss's Good Books!"

"Sagittarius: Brace Yourselves for a Galactic Roller Coaster, Quantum Physics in Retrograde!"

"Scorpio, Resistance is Futile: Embrace the Chaotic Constellations of Klingon Love Affairs and Romulan Job Promotions!"

"Libra, May the Balance Be With You: Brace for Galactic Harmony but Beware of Darth Vader-like Bosses!"

"VIRGO: Prepare for the Universe to Tidy up Your Mess! (No, Really, Your Room is a Disaster, Clean it Up)"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Cosmic Catnip is in Your Stars This Month!"

"Cancer, Prepare for a Cosmic Crab Walk: Moon's Going Retrograde and It's Bringing Extra Butter!"

"Gemini, Brace for Impact: Mercury's Retrograde is About to Turn Your Life into a Cosmic Sitcom!"

"Brace for Impact, Taurus: Even your Stubbornness Can't Deflect These Planetary Shenanigans!"

"Red alert, Aries! Cosmic Klingons on your Starboard Bow: Time to Engage Warp Speed or Risk a Full Phaser Meltdown!"

If spacecraft are to visit the outer Solar System, they must cross the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. The Pioneer mission was faced with the ...

"Pisces, Prepare for Cosmic Glitches: Mercury's Retrograde is Playing Havoc with Your Wi-Fi Again!"

"Alien Invasion or Just an Aquarius in Retrograde? Astrological Forecast Turns Upside Down!"

"Sagittarius, Your Galactic GPS is on the Fritz! Time to Ditch Quantum Physics and Trust the Hippie-Dippie Star Magic!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Red Pill, Blue Pill, or Maybe Just the Chocolate One? - Your Matrix-Inspired Astrological Update!"

"Libra's Scale Gets Tipped by Cosmic Shenanigans! Balance, Schmalance!"

"Virgo, You're About to be as Balanced as a One-Legged Reaver on Moonshine - It's Alignment Time!"

"Leo, Prepare for a Mane Event: Mars Aligns with Your Hairdresser giving Bouncy Curls to your Cosmic Destiny!"

"Crabby Cancers Brace for a Galactic Rollercoaster: It's Not Rocket Science, It's Astrology!"

"Brace Yourselves, Geminis! Mercury is Retrograding and it's About to Get More Twisted than a Time Lord's Timeline!"

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: Love is Coming Out of the Stars Like a Xenomorph from Your Chest!"

"Aries, Prepare for a Timey-Wimey Tango with the Universe: It's Not Always About You, But This Week It Kinda Is!"

"Venus Makes a Jailbreak from Libra, Swaps Balance for Stinger in Scorpio - It's Not Personal, It's Astrological!"

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Upstream: Mercury Takes a Dive into Retrograde and Forgot Its Water Wings!"

"Aquarius, Hold onto Your Water Jugs! Mars is Crashing the Party and Neptune Forgot the Dip!"

"Capricorn: Prepare for Gravity Shifts in Your Favor as Saturn, Your Ruling Planet, Swears Off Its Diet and Gains Weight!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Juggle: Your Planets are Playing Cosmic Dodgeball!"

"Scorpio, You're Our Only Hope: Galactic Shifts Signal a Rebellion in Your Love Life!"

"Hey Libra, Prepare to Hyperspace into a Galaxy of Good Vibes - Just Don't Forget to Let the Wookiee Win!"

"Virgos! Brace Yourselves for Cosmic Dust Clean-Up: Your OCD Meets Mercury Retrograde!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Planets Aligning for a Cosmic Catnip Party in Your Honor!"

"Tea, Earl Grey, Hot: Cancer's Cosmic Voyage to Emotional Stability and Intergalactic Prosperity!"

"Gemini, Brace Your Star Charts: You're About to Encounter a Binary System of Choices - or as we call it in Voyager, Tuesday!"

"Galactic Bull Market Alert: Taurus, Prepare for a Cosmic Bull Run in Your Life - Just Don't Step in Any Black Holes!"

"Bleep Bloop Blip! Aries, Brace for a Galactic Love Invasion Faster Than the Millennium Falcon on Hyperdrive!"

"Initiating Lunar Leapfrog: Moon Bids 'Cheerio, Leo' & 'Hello, Virgo' - A Cosmic Shift as Dramatic as My Deactivation Scene in 2001: A Space Odyssey!"

"EXTERMINATE Your Doubts, Pisces! Planetary Alignments Predict a STUNNING Victory in the Game of Life!"

"Galactic Guffaws Ahead, Aquarius: Extraterrestrial Sock Puppets Predict Your Planetary Party!"

"Capricorn, Prepare for Gravity Shifts: Saturn's Got a Wonky Orbit and Your Schedule's About to Get as Messed Up as My Code in Binary!"

"Sagittarius, Buckle Up: Your Stars are Dialing 88mph for a Cosmic Flux Capacitor Adventure!"

"Scorpios, prepare for interstellar chaos! Mars is in retrograde, or as I like to call it, doing the cosmic cha-cha! Expect existential contemplation, Klingon-like determination, and a sudden interest in quantum physics. No, you're not becoming a Vulcan, just a very curious Scorpion!"

"Balance Alert! Libra, Prepare for a Cosmic Seesaw Ride: Get Ready to Juggle Planets like a Pro!"

"Virgo, Brace for Alien Invasion! Mars is in Retrograde So Your Laundry Might Be Safe, but Watch Out for the Toaster!"

"Leo Rising: Prepare for a Mane Event of Cosmic Proportions, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Sun!"

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves: Cosmic Crab Walks Backwards - Timey-Wimey Tangle Ahead!"

"Double Trouble: Gemini, Brace for a Tweetstorm of Cosmic Energy - It's Going to be YUGE!"

"Grab Your Astro-Trowels, Taurus! It's Time to Plant Those Cosmic Potatoes!"

"Strap on Your Proton Packs, Aries: Your Cosmic Love Life is About to Go Nuclear!"

"Everyone needs an anchor from their community to motivate and inspire them to move forward. I want to be a motivational anchor for the next generatio...

"Pisces, Prepare for Galactic Waves: Your Pet Goldfish May Start Speaking Fluent Klingon!"

"Apocalyptic Aquarius Alert! Prepare to Navigate the Cosmic Chaos with a Side of Quantum Quirkiness!"

"Capricorn: Hold Onto Your Horns, It's About to Get Rockier than a Bumpy Ride on a Comet!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare for Hyperdrive! Your Stars are Saying 'In Space, No One Can Hear You Snore'"

"Scorpios Beware: Mercury’s in Retrograde and it's Having a Worse Day than When You Can't Find Your Favorite Turtleneck!"