Taurus Report

"Brace Yourself, Taurus: Your Stubbornness Might Just Cause a Galactic Traffic Jam!"

The next Taurus will start in 111 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 19 days, at Friday, 19 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Taurus in 137 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 121 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 161 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.7 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hey there, Taurus! You've got a whammy of a week ahead, with Jupiter in your sign and Uranus in retrograde. What a cosmic cocktail, eh? Jupiter, the big guy of the solar system, is going to act like an overexcited puppy in your life, bounding around, knocking over your carefully arranged schedule, and occasionally drooling on your best shoes. But hey, it's also going to bring some unexpected joy, like finding a twenty-dollar bill in your old pair of jeans. So, brace yourself for the unexpected and remember the good ol' hippie mantra: go with the flow, man! Now, Uranus is playing its favorite game - retrograde. It's like a rogue robot from a 90's sci-fi movie rewinding everything back. Expect some old issues to resurface and demand your attention. Don't fret, though. Think of it as life's way of saying, "Let's re-evaluate this before we move on." Plus, it's a great time to practice your time-traveler impersonation. As for that Waning Gibbous moon, it's like a pizza slice that's been nibbled on, but still has plenty of cheesy goodness left. It's the perfect time to slow down, reflect, and appreciate the beauty in the details. So, take a breather, Taurus, grab a metaphorical slice of life, and enjoy the view. In science terms, you're like a particle in a superposition – facing uncertainty and unpredictability, but also full of potential. Remember, every quark of your being is crafted by the universe itself. Embrace the chaos and let the stars guide you to your destiny! So, here we go, Taurus! A week of cosmic capers and interstellar intrigue awaits. It's not always easy to be a bull in a china shop of the universe, but it sure is exciting! Hashtags for the week: #JupiterInTaurus #UranusRetrograde #WaningGibbousMoon #PizzaOfLife #CosmicCapers #EmbraceTheChaos #BullInTheCosmos

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SignToday Is Posting: 31.12.2023 07:12:01 (tau-31-12-2023)