Virgo Report

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The next Virgo will start in 237 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 2 days, at Monday, 01 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 209 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 219 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.9 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hello there, Virgo! You know, this 17.9 days old Waning Gibbous moon is like a pizza that's been left out a bit too long - it’s not as round and fresh as it should be, but still deliciously cosmic! Now, as a Virgo, you're blessed with a meticulous eye for detail, much like an alien proofreading a quantum physics thesis. This week, those sharp eyes will help you spot opportunities that others might miss, like seeing an extra chocolate chip at the bottom of your cookie jar! However, remember to balance your need for perfection with a healthy dose of patience. Understand everything in the universe, including you, is perfectly imperfect, like my attempts to understand TikTok dances. Your love life may feel like it's stuck in a black hole this week, but don't panic just yet. The gravitational pull of your charm and kindness will surely attract someone who appreciates your nerdy eccentricity, much like how a moth is drawn to one of those funky lava lamps! At work, your superpower of organization will shine brighter than a supernova. But remember, even if you’re the smartest being in the room, don’t let your ego inflate to the size of Jupiter. After all, even Jupiter has its storms, #GreatRedSpot. In terms of money, your finances are looking more stable than the theory of relativity. Keep sticking to your budget and you'll save up enough to buy that telescope you've had your eye on. So Virgo, remember to harness the energy of this 17.9 days old Waning Gibbous moon, take the world by storm, and show them what a cosmic superstar you really are! And remember, you're not just a drop in the universe, you're the entire ocean in a drop! #CosmicVibes #VirgoPower #NerdyAstrologerOut

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SignToday Is Posting: 30.12.2023 07:52:01 (vir-30-12-2023)