"Boldly Go Where No Ram Has Gone Before: Aries, Prepare for Cosmic Warp Speed Adventure!"

"Pisces: Prepare to Swim in a Sea of Uncertainty, Just Remember Your Inflatable Duck Ring!"

"Aquarius, Get Ready! Your Stars are Saying 'Hasta La Vista, Baby' to Boredom and 'I'll Be Back' to Excitement!"

"Capricorn, Brace Your Goats! Saturn's Ring Toss is About to Make You Feel Like a Cosmic Pinball!"

"Sagittarius: Brace for Intergalactic Warp Speed! Your Social Life is About to Boldly Go Where No Archer Has Gone Before!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect Cosmic Shenanigans as Mars Enters Retrograde, or 'Why Can't Planets Just Use GPS?'"

"Libra, Your Scales Are About to Tilt: Mercury Retrograde Demands You Leave the Couch...And Maybe Save Some Replicants!"

"Great Scott! Virgo, Get Ready to Flux Capacitor Your Life into Overdrive This Month!"

"Leo, Use the Roar! Galactic Shifts Predict a Hair-Raising Week Ahead, May the Furr-ce Be With You!"

"Cancerians, Prepare for Alien Invasions and Intergalactic Crab Dances: Your Horoscope's Outta This World!"

"Double Trouble Gemini: Even an Alien Can't Decode Your Dual Personality This Week!"

"Tea, Earl Grey, Hot: Taurus Prepares for a Brew-tiful Week of Cosmic Surprises, Engage!"

"Brace Yourself, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde and it's Throwing a Cosmic Tantrum Bigger Than a Black Hole's Bad Hair Day!"

"Picasso's Palette, or How the Moon Sidestepped Scorpio and Pulled a Legolas into Sagittarius: A Comedic Cosmic Shuffle!"

"Neptune's Nerd Alert: Pisces, Prepare for a Galactic Rollercoaster of Emotions, Starfish Style!"

"Aliens Called, Aquarius: They Want Their Quirkiness Back - Your Weekly Cosmic Shenanigans Forecast!"

"Capricorns, Prepare for a Galactic Goat Rodeo! Saturn's Rings Aren't Just for Show!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Shoot Your Cosmic Arrow...Right into a Black Hole of Existential Crisis!"

"Scorpio, ready your sting! Binary code predicts a cosmic rollercoaster ahead. Beep boop beep!"

"Libra: Scales Tip Towards Awkward Social Interactions, Spontaneous Dance-offs and Unexpected Alien Encounters!"

"RoboCop Reports: Virgo, it's not a malfunction! Stars Align for Spring Cleaning and System Updates!"

"Leo's roaring into star-studded comedy: Uranus plans a surprise party while Mercury RSVPs 'Maybe'!"

"Quantum Quirks Ahead, Cancer! Prepare for a Cosmic Cha-Cha with Your Crabby Constellation!"

"Twins Unite! Mercury's Roller-Skating Backwards & You're Invited to the Cosmic Disco!"

"Starry Forecast for Taurus: Bullish On Love But Bearish On Burritos - Prepare for a Cosmic Rumble!"

"Aries, Prepare to Ram-ble! Mars is in Retrograde, Expect Spontaneous Combustion of Plans!"

Expedition 70 NASA astronaut Loral O'Hara has her Russian Sokol spacesuit pressure checked ahead launching to the International Space Station with fel...

"Pisces, Prepare for Galactic Goof-ups: Neptune's in Retrograde and Forgot Its Space-GPS!"

"Quantum Fluctuations Predict: Aquarius, Your Week Will Have More Twists Than a TARDIS Trip Through a Black Hole!"

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Caffeine Rush: Saturn's Rings Are Spinning Faster Than Your Espresso Machine!"

"Probability of Adventure for Sagittarius at 3720 to 1: Galactic Wanderlust Engaged!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect a Cosmic Sting in your Tail, but Remember, It's Just the Universe Tickling your Funny Bone!"

"Libra, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Pogo Stick Ride: It's All About Balance, Baby!"

"Virgo, Brace Yourself! Your Organizational Skills to be Tested by Cosmic Tornado of Unpredictability!"

"Leo, Prepare for a Cosmic Mane-tenance: Your Starry Hairball is about to be Coughed Up by the Universe!"

"Cancerians, Prepare to Claw Your Way Out of Retrograde: Picasso Couldn't Have Painted a More Twisted Cosmic Picture!"

"Twinsies Alert! Gemini, Prepare for a Cosmic Do-Si-Do of Dualistic Dance-offs and Astral Awkwardness!"

"Grab Your Space-Cowboy Boots, Taurus! It's Time to Ride the Galactic Bull in the Cosmic Rodeo!"

"Aries Forecast: Exterminate Self-Doubt, Initiate Galactic Confidence! Beware of Retrograde Daleks in Saturn's Orbit!"

"Buckle Up, Space Cadets: Moon's Ditching Libra and Sneaking into Scorpio's Lair, Expect Emotional Tidal Waves & Intense Star Wars!"

Amazonian leaders visit "Space for Earth," an immersive audio-visual installation that draws from near real-time satellite data and images, in NASA's ...

"Neptune's Nudging Pisces Towards a Social Life: Time to Trade Your Snuggie for Some Snazzy Pants!"

"Galactic Giggles Forecast: Aquarius, Prepare to 'Water' Your Inner Alien with Cosmic Laughter!"

"Capricorn, Prepare for Slight Imbalance: Saturn's Rings Are Tilted and It May Just Be Your Fault!"

"Sagittarius, You're Shooting Arrows in Space! Brace for Galactic Shenanigans Ahead!"

"Scorpio: Prepare for a Stellar Conga Line as Planets Shimmy into Your House - Cosmic Cha-Cha-Cha, Anyone?"

"Libra: Finally, Balance in the Force! But Remember, No Jedi Mind Tricks at the Grocery Store Please!"

"Virgo, May the Force (and Your Organizational Skills) Be With You - It's Clean-Up Time in the Galaxy!"

"Leo: Prepare to Engage Warp Speed on Your Emotional Roller Coaster. Fascinating, Isn't It?"

"Crabs on Ice: Cancer's Astrological Forecast Proves It's Not Just Frozen Aliens That Like to Keep Things Chilly!"

"Gemini, Prepare Your Socks: Cosmic Twists Ahead Might Just Knock 'Em Off!"

"Taurus, Brace for Impact: Your Planetary Alignment is More Stubborn than a Star Trek Tribble on a Klingon Warbird!"

"Brace Yourselves, Aries, as Mars Takes a Joyride: Expect Unprecedented Fireworks in your Social Life!"

"Mars Packs Up Its Fiery Arrows, Trades in Sagittarian Horse for Capricorn's Goat! It's Less 'Galactic Centaur', More 'Stellar Mountain Climber' Now!"

NASA astronauts Kjell Lindgren, Jessica Watkins, and Robert Hines participate in STEM demonstrations with local students at the Martin Luther King Jr ...

"Pisces, prepare for a stellar week! Neptune's in retrograde and it can't even remember where it left its keys!"

"Strap On Your Shiny Space Boots, Aquarius! Stars Say It's High Time for Some Thrilling Heroics!"

"Capricorn, May the Forsight be with You: Your Death Star-Sized Ambitions may Finally Pay Off!"

"Quantum Physics and Star Dust Align for Sagittarius: Time to Harness Your Inner Wormhole!"

"Scorpio, This Week Your Destiny Lies Along an Unforeseen Path, Not Unlike Anakin's - Minus the Dramatic Transformation into Darth Vader, We Hope!"

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Just Scales - An Unexpected Invasion of Space Doughnuts is on the Horizon!"

"Virgo Alert: Time to Tidy Up the Cosmos, Your Planetary Closet is in Retrograde!"

"Leo Forecast: Prepare for a Mane Event as Stars Roar for Attention - Time to Go Full 'Lion King' on the Universe!"

"Bleep-bloop! Cancerians, prepare for a Cosmic Crabwalk: Full Moon Edition! Expect Some Astrological Shell-shock!"

"Gemini, Prepare for Cosmic Twindemonium: Your Stars are Doing the Cha-Cha!"

"Raging Bulls in a China Shop: Taurus, Time to Channel Your Inner Dalek and Exterminate Clutter!"

"Brace Yourselves Aries: Mars Has Left the Building and Your Inner Fireball is Going Haywire...Again!"

Jupiter, top, and Venus, bottom, are seen with the crescent Moon above the Vehicle Assembly Building, Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2023, at NASA’s Kennedy Spac...

"Pisces, Prepare for a Galactic Waltz: Your Fishy Fins are About to Tango with the Tides of Jupiter's Moons!"

"Watch Out, Aquarius! Mercury’s Retrograding Harder than a Geek at a Star Trek Convention!"

"Capricorn, Prepare to Navigate the Starry Seas: Your Goat is on a Galactic Roller Coaster!"

"Sagittarius: Prepare for a Warp Speed Shift in Your Galactic Coordinates, or as We Like to Call It - Tuesday!"

"Scorpios, Prepare for Alien Invasions of Passion this Week - Remember, the Truth (and Love) is Out There!"

"Libra: Harmonizing with the Cosmos, or just Trying to Balance Your Checkbook? Stars Weigh In!"

"Virgo, Brace Yourself for Cosmic Geek-Out: Your Planets are Pulling a Full-On Game of Thrones!"

"Leo, Brace Yourself for a Galactic Roar: Even Your Hairball-Producing Cat Might be More Decisive this Week!"

"Cancer Crustaceans, Prepare for a Celestial Crabwalk; Retrograde is Coming!"

"Double Trouble Alert! Gemini Twins, Hold Onto Your Nebulas – This Week's Forecast Is a Real Cosmic Roller Coaster!"

"Stubborn as a Bull: Taurus, it's Time to Strap on your Rocket Boots and Defy Gravitational Laws!"

"Aries, Pack Your Plasma Rifle! Mars is in Retrograde, so Prepare for Intergalactic Miscommunications!"

"Alert! Lunar Module Moon is Ditching Virgo's Neat-Freak Vibes for Libra's Cocktail Party: Time to Balance Those Scales... and Maybe Your Social Life!"

"Pisces, Grab Your Sonic Screwdriver! Timey-Wimey Stuff on the Horizon!"

"Great Scott, Aquarius! Your Stars are Fluxing Capacitor-ready for a Cosmic Hoverboard Ride this Month!"

"Capricorn Forecast: You're about to climb an emotional mountain... Bring snacks!"

"Sagittarius, Time to Shoot for the Stars - Just Remember Your Arrow Isn't a Light Saber, and You're Not Actually an Intergalactic Bounty Hunter!"

"Scorpio: Prepare for a Cosmic Tango with Mars - Remember, Two Left Feet are Better than Five Tentacles!"

"Libra, Get Ready to Balance Your Scales with a Dose of Intergalactic Whimsy and Cosmic Charm!"

"Particle Physics and Patchouli: A Virgo's Unpredictable Voyage through the Quantum Cosmos!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Jupiter is Swinging into Your Sign Like Tarzan on a Vine, and Mars is in Retrograde Doing the Moonwalk!"

"Cancer Season Forecast: Prepare for Emotional Surges Stronger than a Warp Core Breach!"

"Gemini, brace yourself! Your twin stars are set to 'double trouble' mode. May the cosmic force be with you."

"Taurus, Prepare to Charge: Cosmic Bull Market Ahead - But Don't Mistake Stars for Alien Cattle!"

"Aries, Get Ready to Ram into the Universe's Comedic Side: Your Planetary Pals Are Gearing Up for a Galactic Guffaw!"

"Pisces, Prepare for a Galactic Tidal Wave of Change: Your Goldfish Might Be More Enlightened Than You!"

"Timey-Wimey Twists & Cosmic Quirks: Aquarius, Brace Yourself for a Nebula of Nerdiness This Month!"

"Capricorn, Prepare to Boldly Goat Where No Goat Has Gone Before: Extraterrestrial Abductions Predicted in Your Weekly Horoscope!"

"Sagittarius, Grab Your Bow! You're About to Shoot for the Stars...Just Don't Hit a Satellite, Okay?"

"Scorpio, Expect a Stellar Upheaval: Mars Moves into Your Living Room and Refuses to Do the Dishes!"

"Libra, Prepare for a Cosmic Tug-of-War: Your Scale is About to Tilt!"

"Virgo, Brace Yourself for Cosmic Tidying: Even the Universe thinks Your DVD Collection Needs Alphabetizing!"

"Leo, This Week You'll Shine Brighter Than My Inauguration Spray Tan!"

"Attention Cancers: RoboCop Predicts Lunar Hijinks! Prepare to Serenade Saturn, Outwit Uranus and Tickle a Few Stars!"

"Galactic Geminis, brace your antigrav boots: Mercury's retrograde is about to make your social life more twisted than a Quantum Entanglement Conundrum!"

"Brace Yourself, Taurus: Your Stubbornness Might Just Cause a Galactic Traffic Jam!"

"Aries: Ambitious or Just Impatient? Either Way, The Universe Has a 'Hold My Beer' Moment for You This Week!"

"Lunar Leo Leaps to Virtuous Virgo: Moon's Majestic Mane Morphs into Humble Hippie Headband!"

"Brace for Impact, Pisces: Your Emotional Intelligence is Soaring to Alien Levels This Week!"

"Lawful Aquarius, Brace Yourself! Saturn's Ringing in Cosmic Traffic Tickets and Jupiter's Playing Copilot!"

"Phasers Set to Fun: Capricorn, Prepare for an Interstellar Adventure of Cosmic Proportions! Warp Speed Ahead to Prosperity!"

"Sagittarian Cyborgs, Recharge Your Quivers! Cosmic Arrows Point to a Week of Unruly Microchips and Unexpected Holographic Romances!"

"Scorpio, prepare for a cosmic rollercoaster! Mars is doing the cha-cha in your house of romance - just remember, passion is like a photon torpedo, fun until it explodes!"

"Libran Alert! Balancing Scales with Binary Stars: An Unexpected Cosmic Twist has Your Inner Vulcan Eyeing the Horoscope!"

"Virgo: Prepare for an Invasion of Orderliness as Mercury Becomes Your Personal Organizer - Beware of Falling Staplers!"

"Leo, Prepare for a Cosmic Hairball! Planetary Alignments Promise a Purr-fectly Hairy Week!"

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves! The Crab Constellation is Taking a Galactic Dip and It's About to Get Splashy!"

"Gemini, You're About to Escape from Boredomville: Fasten Your Rocket Boots and Prepare for Cosmic Shenanigans!"

"Get ready to Grab the Bull by the Horns: Taurus Season Approaches! Or as I like to call it, 'The Universe's Annual Cow-Tipping Competition'!"

"Aries, Brace Yourselves: Mars is in Retrograde and Your Coffee Maker Might Just Stage a Rebellion!"

Resembling sparks from a fireworks display, this image taken by a JPL camera onboard NASA's Hubble Space Telescope shows delicate filaments that are s...

"Pisces, Set Phasers to 'Chill': A Highly Illogical Week of Relaxation and Emotional Understanding Approaches"

"Aquarius, your Stars are Saying 'Hasta La Vista' to Bad Vibes: Get Ready for an Astrological Reboot!"

"Capricorn, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore Your Horoscope: Galactic Traffic Jam in Retrograde Promises a Wild Ride!"

"Sagittarius, Be Prepared: Jupiter's in Retrograde and it's Throwing More Curveballs than a Hyperactive Baseball Machine!"

"Scorpio, brace for a cosmic ride! Even the TARDIS couldn't navigate this planetary loop-de-loop!"

"Libra Season Alert: Perfect Balance Between Charm and Chaos, Like Juggling Tribbles While Solving Quantum Physics!"

"Virgo Forecast: You're Gonna Build a Wall... of Success! And Guess What? Mercury's going to pay for it!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Cosmic Catnip in the Stars May Result in Purring or Hissing - Planetary Alignment Says It's Time to Scratch that Cosmic Couch!"

"Crabby Cancer, Prepare to Shell Out Some Serious Love Vibes – The Stars Say It's Time for a Claw-some Adventure!"

"Mercury in Retrograde Says, 'Hold My Beer,' Gemini: Prepare for a Whirlwind of Cosmic Confusion and Accidental Pocket Dialing!"

"Taurus, Brace Yourselves to Boldly Go Where No Bull Has Gone Before - The Wacky World of Uranus Retrograde!"

"Aries Rams into Retrograde: Interstellar Shenanigans Ensue - Will it be a Cosmic Comedy or a Stellar Drama?"

"Shift, Venus does! From Scorpio's shadows to Sagittarian light, she gallops. Hold onto your horoscopes, you must!"

Creating an artistic reflection, a Great Blue Heron skims its wings on a waterway at NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida on Jan. 11, 2021. The cent...

"Pisces Forecast: Prepare for an Invasion of Positive Vibes and Alien Opportunities!"

"Calling all Aquarians: Buckle Up! The Stars Predict a Cosmic Roller Coaster Ride of Awkward Social Encounters, Unexpected Serendipity, and Errant Socks!"

"Capricorns, Fire Up Your Jetpacks! You're About to Scale the Mountain of Success...Just Don't Forget Your Granola Bars!"

"Sagittarius Update: Galactic Centaur Slingshots through Cosmic Obstacle Course! Hold onto Your Quivers!"

"Scorpio, Get Ready to Terminate Bad Vibes: Your Astrological Forecast predicts a Cyborg Invasion of Luck!"

"Libra, Balance Those Scales: Gandalf Says, 'You Shall Not Pass...Without Cleaning Your Room!'"

"Virgo Season Alert: Even Your Spreadsheet Can't Organize this Cosmic Mayhem!"

"Leo, the celestial lion, prepares to roar! Brace for cosmic cat hair in your future!"

"Cancerians! Brace Yourselves for a Cosmic Crab Walk: Moon's Pulling a Fast One on You Again!"

"Gemini, Prepare to Double Trouble: Your Twin Might Just Be an Alien Impostor This Month!"

"Brace Your Bullish Selves, Taurus: Cosmic Cattle Drive Ahead and It’s Not All about Hay and Happy Moos!"

"Galactic Gear Shift: Aries Rams Ahead, Leaving All Star Signs in Cosmic Dust!"

"Moody Moon Ditches Crabby Cancer for Lion-hearted Leo: Expect Dramatic Hair Flips and Sudden Urges to Roar!"

"It takes a lot of courage to confront your fears and failures. Each and every time is really difficult, but you will feel really empowered. It’s a ve...