Taurus Report

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The next Taurus will start in 86 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 21 days, at Thursday, 15 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Taurus in 112 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 96 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 136 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The Full moon is currently 14.4 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Taurus, oh Taurus, you gentle bull of the zodiac! You've got Jupiter lounging about in your sign, like a cosmic couch potato. That big ol' planet is just chilling in your living room, eating your snacks and not even offering to help with the dishes. Typical. But don't worry, Jupiter is all about expansion and abundance. So, it might eat all your chips, but it's also going to bring some serious luck and growth opportunities to your doorstep. #JupiterInTaurus #LuckyChips But then there's Uranus, that rascally planet, currently in retrograde in your sign. It's like that friend who shows up unannounced and starts rearranging your furniture. Expect some sudden changes, my bullish friend. And if you're not comfy with that, well... too bad! That's the Uranus way. Retrograde or not, this planet is all about shaking things up. #UranusGotNoChill #RetrogradeMadness Now, let's talk about that Full Moon. It's 14.4 days old, which means it's in its rebellious teenage phase. The Full Moon is all about releasing and letting go. It's time to Marie Kondo your life, Taurus. If it doesn't spark joy, thank it for its service and show it the door. #FullMoonFengShui So, in conclusion: expect some changes, grab hold of opportunity when it knocks, and let go of what no longer serves you. Now, get out there and make Jupiter proud, you magnificent bull, you. #TaurusSeason Remember, the stars can't force you to do anything—they're just really big balls of gas, after all. But they can give us a nudge in the right direction. Happy stargazing, Taurus! #AstrologyWithATwist

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.01.2024 07:12:01 (tau-25-01-2024)