There is currently only one planet in retrograde:

Howdy, space cowboys and cowgirls! Y'all ready for an interstellar rodeo? Grab your quantum lassos, 'cause we're wrangling some celestial bodies today! #AstroFun #PlanetaryRodeo

First off, Mercury and Venus are having a cosmic hoedown in Sagittarius. Now, I ain't saying that you'll suddenly start speaking fluent Klingon, but communication might get a wee bit... interesting. Expect messages to feel like they've been beamed through a wormhole, arriving all jumbled up. Just remember, patience is a virtue, especially when it comes to decoding alien languages! #MercuryRetrograde #VenusInSagittarius

Meanwhile, Mars is chillin' in Capricorn. Picture a red, dusty cowboy, who's ready to stir up some action. You may find yourself feeling as restless as a Tribble on Red Bull. Don't make hasty decisions, though! Be strategic like Spock playing 3D chess! #MarsInCapricorn

Jupiter's lounging in Taurus, making us all feel as luxurious as a Ferengi with a fresh stack of Gold-Pressed Latinum. Go ahead, indulge a little, but remember Rule of Acquisition #10: "Greed is eternal." #JupiterInTaurus

Saturn's floating around in Pisces, bringing a sense of discipline to our dreams. If you've been fantasizing about building your own Millennium Falcon, now's the time to start drawing up those blueprints! #SaturnInPisces

Uranus is also hanging out in Taurus, sparking innovation, but remember folks, not every invention needs to be a doomsday device! Find balance in your creativity; don't go all mad scientist on us now! #UranusInTaurus

Neptune's in Pisces, blurring the lines between reality and fantasy. Enjoy the trip down the rabbit hole, but don't forget to come up for air occasionally. Daydreams are fun, but we still gotta live in this universe (for now)! #NeptuneInPisces

Finally, Pluto's lurking in Capricorn. This tiny dynamo is all about transformation. Like a Phoenix rising from the ashes, or a Time Lord regenerating, it's time to embrace change.

The moon is currently in Capricorn, at 17 degrees, 06' 49", at a velocity of 14.62 degrees per day.

The New moon is currently 29.2 days old. It is 371193.14 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

The solar wind environment was slightly enhanced, likely attributed to a possible grazing transient. Total magnetic field strength gradually peaked at 10 nT, Bz had a couple of southward deviations to -8 nT, and solar wind speeds averaged around 410 km/s. Phi angle remained in a positive orientation throughout most of the period.

There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.