Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, prepare for a cosmic rollercoaster! Mars is doing the cha-cha in your house of romance - just remember, passion is like a photon torpedo, fun until it explodes!"

The next Scorpio will start in 298 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 7 days, at Saturday, 06 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 289 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 268 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.9 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Alright, Scorpios! Gather up, my celestial scorpions! The Waning Gibbous moon is about as close to a full moon as my unfinished PhD thesis is to being acknowledged by the scientific community. That's a solid 17.9 days old, in case you're keeping track. Or if you're like me, and have a spreadsheet for everything. Now, under the influence of this phase, your intuitive powers are hitting higher than Spock's eyebrow during a Vulcan mind-meld. It's a good time to bring out those dusty tarot cards or maybe even try dowsing. Heck, you might even find that missing sock you've been mourning for weeks! But beware, oh arthropods of the cosmos! Your stinger is also shining brighter than a glow-in-the-dark Star Trek poster in a pitch-black room. Don't let your emotions go all 'Khan vs Kirk' on the people around you. Remember, not everyone can handle your intensity, just like not everyone understands why I still cry at the end of E.T. On the work front, expect a few unexpected neutron star explosions. But don't worry, it's nothing a Scorpio can't handle. Just remember to keep your phasers set to stun and not kill. In love, you're about to encounter a warp speed romance that will make Captain Picard's fling with Vash look like a kids' tea party. Just remember to keep your shields up until you've scanned for any possible Klingons. So, to sum it up, Scorpio, this phase of the moon is your own personal Holodeck. Use it wisely but don't forget to have some fun along the way. And if anyone questions your methods, just tell them that you're "doing a science". They'll never understand it anyway. #ScorpioSeason #WaningGibbous #StarTrekLife #DoingAScience

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SignToday Is Posting: 30.12.2023 08:12:01 (sco-30-12-2023)