"Attention Aquarians: Galactic Giggles and Cosmic Chuckles Ahead – Embrace Your Inner Nerd as the Stars Align for Out-of-this-World Laughs!"
The next Aquarius will start in 262 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The Moon moves to Aquarius in 7 days, at Thursday, 11 May, 2023
Mercury moves to Aquarius in 277 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024
Venus moves to Aquarius in 289 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024
Mars moves to Aquarius in 285 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024
Pluto is currently retrograde in Aquarius
The Full moon is currently 13.4 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.
Greetings, Aquababies! It's time to lay down the cosmic law and deliver the verdict on your horoscope, Judge Dredd style!
The Full Moon has reached its teenage rebellion stage at 13.4 days old, and just like those pesky perps in Mega-City One, it's causing some chaos in your emotional world! But fear not, dear Aquarius, for you are the Judge, Jury, and Executioner of your own life.
Pluto, that distant dwarf planet (or is it a planet? #JusticeForPluto), is hitting the rewind button while retrograde in your sign. This celestial perp is stirring up some past issues, but it's also giving you a chance to settle the score with old emotional debts. Remember, "I am the law!" So take control and make sure you're the one laying down the cosmic justice.
As a true Air sign, you thrive on intellectual pursuits and social connections. This week, channel your inner Judge Dredd and maintain order in your mental realm. Don't let rogue thoughts or emotions wreak havoc on your otherwise harmonious existence. Be the sheriff of your own mind, and remember: you have the power to enforce your personal boundaries, even in the wildest corners of the zodiac.
Stay alert, keep your Lawgiver (aka intuition) by your side, and always be prepared to saddle up on your Lawmaster (aka your unwavering determination) to chase down any challenges that come your way.
So, dear Water Bearer, ready yourself for a week of action, introspection, and maybe a bit of comic book-style adventure. May the cosmic forces be with you, and may you always stand tall as the true Judge of your destiny!
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SignToday Is Posting: 04.05.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-04-05-2023)