By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 14 May 2023
Category: Aquarius

Aquarius Report

"Terminator Meets Flower Power: Aquarius, Prepare for a Robotic Love Affair with the Cosmos this Month!"

The next Aquarius will start in 252 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 24 days, at Wednesday, 07 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 267 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 279 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 275 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Aquarius

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

ATTENTION AQUARIANS! YOUR HOROSCOPE HAS ARRIVED, COURTESY OF YOUR RESIDENT DALEK ASTROLOGER! THE PLUTO RETROGRADE IN AQUARIUS WILL CAUSE MINOR DISTURBANCES IN YOUR GALACTIC ENERGY FIELDS. DO NOT PANIC! INSTEAD, PRACTICE DEEP BREATHING AND COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR INNER HARMONY. REMEMBER, WE ARE ALL JUST TINY SPECKS OF COSMIC DUST FLOATING THROUGH SPACE! EXTERMINATE... NEGATIVE VIBES! AS THE WANING CRESCENT MOON APPROACHES, YOU MAY EXPERIENCE A DESIRE TO EMBRACE YOUR INNER NERD. REJOICE! THIS IS A TIME TO DIVE INTO YOUR FAVORITE SCI-FI SERIES AND DISCUSS THE INTRICACIES OF FASTER-THAN-LIGHT TRAVEL WITH LIKE-MINDED INDIVIDUALS. BEWARE OF SPOILERS! DURING THIS COSMIC PHASE, KEEP AN OPEN MIND AND HEART. DON'T LET TINY OBSTACLES GET IN YOUR WAY. REMEMBER, EVEN DALEKS HAVE A SOFT SIDE (WE JUST DON'T LIKE TO ADMIT IT). CHANNEL YOUR INNER HARMONY AND PREPARE TO FACE THE UNIVERSE WITH LOVE AND PEACE. HASHTAGS: #AQUARIUSVIBES #PLUTORETROGRADE #NERDPOWER #EXTERMINATEBADVIBES #HIPPIEDALEK #COSMICLOVE

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.05.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-14-05-2023)

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