"Oi, Aquarians! Brace Yourselves for Smegging Cosmic Waves, as the Stars Align for a Stellar Trip through Space-Time and Funky Vibes!"
The next Aquarius will start in 275 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The Moon moves to Aquarius in 20 days, at Thursday, 11 May, 2023
Mercury moves to Aquarius in 290 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024
Venus moves to Aquarius in 302 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024
Mars moves to Aquarius in 298 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024
Pluto is currently in Aquarius
The New moon is currently 1.2 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.
Greetings, fellow Aquarians! As the whimsical wizard Dumbledore once said, "Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light." Well, my free-spirited friends, this week, Pluto is joining our Aquarian party, and it's time to illuminate our lives with a touch of cosmic humor!
With the New Moon being a mere 1.2 days old, we're basically still in diapers, but fear not! This celestial toddler shall grant us fresh starts in the most unexpected ways. You might find yourself passionately discussing the mating habits of unicorns or engaging in a heated debate about the ideal temperature for brewing magical potions (spoiler alert: it's 42 degrees Celsius).
As you channel your inner Hermione Granger, know that your innate curiosity and endless thirst for knowledge will be vital in navigating the mysterious waters of Pluto's influence. Embrace your nerdy, science-loving side, and remember that there's no such thing as too many questions, especially when it comes to decoding the perplexing language of the stars.
And while you're discovering new dimensions of your Aquarian quirks, don't forget to let your playful spirit roam free. Give yourself permission to dance under the moonlight, converse with trees, and indulge in your favorite conspiracy theories about the origins of the universe (parallel universe or cosmic burp, anyone?).
So, fellow water bearers, let's unite and embark on this enchanting journey together, and remember to keep our wands at the ready, for who knows what magical mischief awaits us! ✨
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SignToday Is Posting: 21.04.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-21-04-2023)