"Make Aquarius Great Again! Cosmic Shifts Promise Huge Wins and No Losers!"
The next Aquarius will start in 298 days, at Monday, 20 January, 2025
The Moon moves to Aquarius in 7 days, at Thursday, 04 April, 2024
Mercury moves to Aquarius in 306 days, at Tuesday, 28 January, 2025
Venus moves to Aquarius in 254 days, at Saturday, 07 December, 2024
Pluto is currently in Aquarius
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.5 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.
Good day, you mighty Aquarians! The time for your celestial forecast has arrived, and boy, is it a peculiar one!
First off, our once planet-friend Pluto - yes, the one that was rather rudely demoted to a dwarf planet (I'm still writing angry letters about that, by the way) - is currently parked in your sign. Now, you might be concerned, especially if you've seen any of those space disaster films. But worry not! Unlike in the movies, Pluto isn't going to crash into your house and make off with your microwave. Instead, it's here to supercharge your innovation and eccentricity. So, go ahead, invent that time-traveling toaster or those anti-gravity socks you've been dreaming about. It's all in the name of science!
Now, onto the moon. Ah, our lovely satellite, currently a bit on the slim side, showing us her Waning Gibbous phase. She's roughly 17.5 days old if we're counting, which in moon terms, means she's just hit her rebellious teenager phase - no wonder the tides are all over the place! While this could spell emotional turmoil for the unprepared, it's nothing a quick moonwalk around the living room can't fix. In fact, why not moonwalk everywhere? To the fridge, to bed, to the bathroom - just ensure there's no slippery banana peels around!
So there you have it, Aquarius! Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to channel your inner mad scientist, moonwalk through life and continue being your wonderfully weird self. The cosmos are clearly in your favor, so embrace the oddities and remember: Normal is overrated.
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SignToday Is Posting: 28.03.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-28-03-2024)