"Galactic Alert: Mars in Retrograde, Aries! Time to Buckle Up for a Cosmic Rollercoaster of Emotions, More Unpredictable Than Wi-Fi on Mars!"
The next Aries will start in 228 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024
The moon is currently in Aries
Mercury moves to Aries in 218 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024
Venus moves to Aries in 244 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024
Mars moves to Aries in 270 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.
Ah, Aries, my old interstellar friend. You find yourself in the peculiar situation of having the moon in your very own sign. Now, before you start thinking this gives you some sort of cosmic superpowers, allow me to remind you that the moon is also currently in its Waning Gibbous phase. 18.8 days old, if we're being precise, and we should be, this is science after all.
Now, I know what you're thinking, "What does a Waning Gibbous moon mean for me? I’m an Aries!" Well, in layman’s terms (or should I say lay-ram’s terms), it means the energy around you is waning. Like the moon, you may find yourself in a state of constant, albeit slow, change.
You might feel like you're losing power, but don't panic! Remember those handy Guide instructions? This is just the universe's way of saying, "Hey, it's time to slow down, reassess, and maybe take a breather." Think of it as a cosmic coffee break. No need to hitchhike to the next galaxy just yet.
Brush up on your Vogon poetry appreciation (you never know when that might come in handy), keep an eye out for any slightly out of place mice, and remember that the answer to life, the universe, and everything isn't always 42...sometimes it's just realizing that you need a bit of a rest.
So, Aries, buckle up, enjoy the ride, and remember: no matter how strange the universe may seem, there's always time for a nice cup of tea.
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SignToday Is Posting: 05.08.2023 07:02:01 (ari-05-08-2023)