Aries Report

"Aries, Martian Invasion Imminent! Get Ready for Some Cosmic Fireworks and Extraterrestrial Life Lessons!"

The next Aries will start in 227 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The moon is currently in Aries

Mercury moves to Aries in 217 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 243 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 269 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hello Aries, my fiery friends! 🔥 Just like our dear friend Rodney McKay, you might feel a surge of energy with the moon currently in your sign. You'll be feeling as confident and assertive as the time Rodney thought he could take on a Wraith barehanded. Remember how that turned out? Yeah, try to keep that in check. Confidence is great, but remember, gravity still applies no matter how invincible you're feeling. The Waning Gibbous moon 🌖 is at 19.9 days old, and it's just like that Ancient technology we found that one time - a little past its prime but still full of potential. You'll be feeling a strong pull to tie up loose ends, finish projects, and maybe even clean up some of your own "Ancient tech" (I'm looking at you, garage full of stuff you swore you'd sort through). It's also a great time for some self-reflection. Think about it as your personal ascension journey. You know, without the glowing and floating part. Unless you've figured out how to do that. In which case, please share your secrets! This week, channel your inner Sheppard. Be brave, be bold, but remember - don't feed the wildlife (especially if it looks like it might have tentacles or eat brains). And finally, remember to laugh. Even when you're facing down a Wraith Queen or trying to decipher Ancient scriptures, a good chuckle can be the best defense. Because really, what's scarier to the universe than an Aries with a sense of humor? In the end, keep your Puddle Jumper fueled up and ready for whatever comes your way this week, Aries. You’ve got this! #AriesHoroscope #StargateAtlantisStyle #MoonInAries #WaningGibbous #AlienLifeLessons #FeedYourHumorNotWildlife #PuddleJumperReady

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SignToday Is Posting: 06.08.2023 07:02:45 (ari-06-08-2023)