By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 09 August 2023
Category: Aries

Aries Report

"Great Scot, Aries! Prepare for temporal anomalies as Mars enters Retrograde! 1.21 Gigawatts couldn't generate the energy you'll have this month!"

The next Aries will start in 224 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 24 days, at Saturday, 02 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Aries in 214 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 240 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 266 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Greetings, Aries! Your lightsaber of life is buzzing with energy, just like the 23-day-old Third Quarter moon. This week, you are about to venture on an adventure that's as thrilling as piloting the Millennium Falcon at light speed. Just remember, "The Force will be with you. Always." Stay vigilant, for Mercury's retrograde might make your communication skills a bit wonky - causing you to sound more like Chewbacca than C-3PO. But fear not, your fiery spirit can overcome even the mightiest Death Star-sized obstacles. Love may feel like it's in a galaxy far, far away, but remember, "You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you." Don't let past heartaches turn you to the dark side. The universe has a Princess Leia or a Han Solo waiting for you. Career-wise, it seems like you're stuck in Dagobah, training with Yoda, facing countless trials and tribulations. But remember, "The greatest teacher, failure is." So, take every setback as a lesson learned and keep pushing forward. So, Aries, buckle up! You're about to take a leap into hyperspace. May the Force be with you! #StarWarsHoroscope #AriesJedi #MayTheForceBeWithYou #NerdyAstrologer

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SignToday Is Posting: 09.08.2023 07:02:48 (ari-09-08-2023)

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