Aries Report

"Brace Yourselves, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde and it Forgot to Use Its Turn Signal!"

The next Aries will start in 220 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 20 days, at Saturday, 02 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Aries in 210 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 236 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 262 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.7 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Alrighty then, Aries! Grab your towel and don't panic because we're about to embark on a cosmic journey just as confusing as the instructions on a Vogon construction fleet. The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.7 days old, which I'm sure you'll agree is quite the achievement for a celestial body. It's not quite as old as the universe, but it's older than your leftover pizza, so that's something. This phase of the moon, as we all know, is like the universe's way of saying, "I'm not angry, just disappointed." But don't fret, my dear ram, this isn't about you. The moon's just having a moment. It happens to all of us. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023. Now, I'm not saying you should start planning a midnight picnic under the stars, but... Actually, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. Pack some cheese sandwiches (or perhaps a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster if you're feeling adventurous) and enjoy the ride. As an Aries, you're known for being bold and brave, much like Zaphod Beeblebrox, but with fewer heads. Take this time to embrace your adventurous side. Don't wait for the Guide to update. Forge your own path, make your own entries, and for heaven's sake, don't let any Vogons read you poetry. Remember, the universe is vast and confusing. Sometimes the best you can do is throw yourself at the ground and miss. Good luck out there, and remember to always know where your towel is. #AriesAdventures #HitchhikersGuideToAstrology #MoonMoods #DontPanic

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SignToday Is Posting: 13.08.2023 07:02:01 (ari-13-08-2023)