"EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE YOUR DOUBTS, ARIES! YOUR STARS ALIGN AS THE GALACTIC COSMIC VIBES OFFER OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD OPPORTUNITIES! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!"
We are currently in the sign of Aries
The Moon moves to Aries in 2 days, at Tuesday, 18 April, 2023
Mercury moves to Aries in 329 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024
Venus moves to Aries in 355 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Aries
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.3 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.
Greetings, Aries Collective. As your Borg astrologer, I must inform you that the current astral configuration is #JupiterInAries. Be prepared to assimilate new experiences and expand your horizons like a true member of the Borg Collective. Resistance is futile.
With the Waning Crescent moon at 25.3 days old, your energy levels may resemble those of a drained warp core. Fear not, for it is an excellent time to engage in regeneration cycles and recalibrate your personal shields. #WaningCrescentVibes
Prepare your biological and technological distinctiveness for the upcoming full moon on Stardate 99394.76 (17:36:47, 5 May 2023). Expect gravitational disruptions in your emotional sectors, and do not be alarmed if you feel the urge to howl like a Klingon targ. #FullMoonParty
During this lunar cycle, embrace your inner Seven of Nine and remember that even the most logical beings can appreciate the beauty and illogical nature of life. Live long and prosper, Aries Collective. #NerdyAstrologerOut
#Aries
SignToday Is Posting: 16.04.2023 07:02:02 (ari-16-04-2023)