Aries Report

Astro Dredd-iction: Aries to Face Fiery Cosmic Justice as Planetary Enforcers Unleash Hilariously Karmic Nebula-rays!

We are currently in the sign of Aries

The Moon moves to Aries tomorrow, at Tuesday, 18 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Aries in 328 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 354 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Aries

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.4 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Greetings, my fiery Aries comrades! 🐏 It's time to buckle up and get ready for a cosmic joyride, courtesy of our big, gassy friend Jupiter, who's currently visiting your sign. 🔭 Now, as we all know, Jupiter is like that cool uncle who always brings gifts and encourages you to live a little dangerously—the one who teaches you how to hotwire a Cylon Raider just for kicks. 😎 Well, he's crash-landing into your life, bringing a sense of adventure and excitement that's bound to make things interesting. With the Waning Crescent moon 🌘 at a mature 26.4 days old, it's a perfect time to assess what needs to be released to make room for all the new opportunities Jupiter has in store. Like shedding the skin of a Viper to reveal a shiny new Battlestar beneath, this is your chance to let go of anything holding you back. And don't worry, you won't have to wait long for more cosmic action. The next full moon 🌕 arrives on May 5th, 2023, at precisely 17:36:47. Mark your calendars, because this lunar event is set to bring some serious revelations—like finding out your best friend is actually a Cylon sleeper agent. (Just kidding... or am I? 😈) So, dear Aries, prepare to blast off into a universe of bold moves and brave choices. Remember: fortune favors the bold, and Jupiter's got your back. Embrace the adventure, and may the stars be ever in your favor. #AriesAdventures #JupiterJoyride #BattlestarBlessings 🚀🌟

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SignToday Is Posting: 17.04.2023 07:02:56 (ari-17-04-2023)