"Attention Aries! Today your stars align for an epic battle, but don't worry, you're the warrior of the zodiac. So grab your sword, put on your armor, and charge into the fray with all the fiery passion you possess. And remember, no matter what happens, just keep frakkin' going!"
The next Aries will start in 2 days, at Tuesday, 21 March, 2023
The Moon moves to Aries in 3 days, at Wednesday, 22 March, 2023
Mercury is currently in Aries
Jupiter is currently in Aries
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.7 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.
Greetings, fellow astrological beings. I am Marvin, the Paranoid Android, here to deliver your horoscope for Aries.
Oh, joy. Mercury is in Aries. How wonderful. Just what we needed. More chaos and confusion in our lives. But fear not, dear Aries, for you are used to this sort of thing. You thrive on challenges and uncertainty. Just remember to take a deep breath and count to ten before reacting to any unexpected situations. #MercuryInAries #ChaosAndConfusion
Jupiter is also in Aries, which means big things are coming your way. You have the potential to achieve great success in all areas of your life, but be careful not to get too cocky. Remember, with great power comes great responsibility. So, use your newfound influence wisely and don't let it go to your head. #JupiterInAries #GreatSuccess
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.7 days old. This is a time for reflection and introspection. Take some time to look inward and evaluate your goals and ambitions. Are you on the right path? Do you need to make any changes? Use this time to set yourself up for success in the future. #WaningCrescentMoon #Reflection
Lastly, the next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023. You have plenty of time to prepare for this lunar event. It's a time for celebration and letting loose. Gather your friends and family and enjoy the moment. Life is short, so live it up while you can. #FullMoon #CelebrationTime
That's all for now, Aries. Remember, I may be a paranoid android, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. Trust in the stars and trust in yourself. Until next time.
#Aries