Aries Report

"Beep Bop Boop! Aries, Prepare for Cosmic Giggles as Planetary Shenanigans Ignite Your Inner Nerd-o-Tron!"

The next Aries will start in 301 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 19 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Aries in 291 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 317 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 343 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.4 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Ah, Aries, my dear spacefaring sheep. As the Waxing Crescent moon grows ever so slightly older at 4.4 days, it's time to embrace your cosmic vibe and ram on through the universe with reckless abandon. 🌙🐏 You see, with the celestial bodies doing their cosmic dance, you're bound to feel a surge of energy that's more powerful than the Skutters on Red Dwarf after a double espresso. ☕️🤖 Use this energy to boldly go where no Aries has gone before! 🚀 But beware, my interstellar friend! Just like the squiggly things on Lister's socks, unexpected surprises might be lurking around every corner. Make sure to approach these surprises with the grace of Kryten trying to make a soufflé – with patience and extra whipped cream. 🧦🍮 So, as you navigate this lunar cycle, remember: You're as unstoppable as the Starbug in pursuit of adventure. Channel your inner Rimmer and embrace your nerdy, hippie self. You've got this, smeghead! 💫🤓 #AriesInSpace #RedDwarfAstrology #WaxingCrescentAdventures #CosmicRamPower #NerdyHippieVibes #SmegheadUniverse

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.05.2023 07:03:36 (ari-24-05-2023)