Aries Report

"Intergalactic Traffic Alert: Aries, Brace for Cosmic Tailgating as Mars Shifts into Overdrive!"

The next Aries will start in 266 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 11 days, at Sunday, 09 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Aries in 256 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 282 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 308 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.2 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Greetings, brave Aries! The Great Wizard of the Zodiac here, rolling dice and reading stars. Let's dive into your destiny. As the Waxing Gibbous moon is 9.2 days old, (yes, I measured, in between my D&D games and stargazing) it's like a teenager trying to decide whether to be a goth or a cheerleader. Thus, expect some contradictions in your life. This week, your Mars ruling planet makes you feel like a dragon that just discovered a hoard of gold, or when you finally find the rarest comic book issue you've been searching for years. You're fired up, ready to charge headfirst into life's dungeons. But remember, even the most heroic paladin needs to check for traps. So, caution dear Aries, don't let your enthusiasm turn into a Leeroy Jenkins moment. In love, Venus is doing the cha-cha with your sign. This may bring a surge of romance that feels like you've been hit by Cupid's arrow... or a magic missile. Whichever it is, embrace it. Just make sure you're not falling for a disguised troll or an illusion spell. Workwise, Mercury’s influence says, "Speak friend, and enter." But also remember, "You shall not pass," without a proofread. Dot those i's, cross those t's, and for goodness' sake, don't mix up your potions! In conclusion, this week is as exciting as a level 20 campaign, Aries. Buckle up, keep your wits about you, and may the stars be ever in your favor. #DungeonMasterAstrologer #AriesAdventures #GeekyZodiac #WaxingGibbousWisdom

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SignToday Is Posting: 28.06.2023 07:02:40 (ari-28-06-2023)