By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 29 June 2023
Category: Aries

Aries Report

"Aries, May the Force Be With You...Because Mercury's in Retrograde and It's Gonna Be a Bumpy Ride!"

The next Aries will start in 265 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 10 days, at Sunday, 09 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Aries in 255 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 281 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 307 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.2 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Hello, my fiery Aries friends! With the Waxing Gibbous moon at 10.2 days old, it's a bit like that teenager phase in life, isn't it? It thinks it knows everything but is still learning. So, remember, the universe is still your oyster. This week, you're going to feel as confident and assertive as Captain Sisko when he's standing up to those pesky Cardassians... or maybe just that pesky neighbor who always parks their spaceship in your spot. I'm telling you, some people... With Mars, your ruling planet, doing its best impression of a hyperactive Tribble, there’s no better time to boldly go where no Aries has gone before! Whether it's asking for a promotion, starting a new project, or simply deciding to replicate your favorite Bajoran dish, take that leap of faith. But remember, even in space, balance is key. Don't let your fiery energy turn into a warp core breach. It’s all fun and games until your communicator goes off and it’s Scotty on the line telling you, “I cannot change the laws of physics!” Remember, Aries, even though you're as headstrong as a Klingon at a bat'leth tournament, don't forget to take time for yourself. Meditate, relax, or just enjoy a good cup of Earl Grey tea (hot, of course). So, strap on your space boots, brace yourself for warp speed, and remember - resistance to this horoscope is futile! Hashtags for the week: #WarpSpeedAhead #AriesInSpace #StarTrekAstrology #SiskoStyle #WaxingGibbousWisdom #EarlGreyMoments

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SignToday Is Posting: 29.06.2023 07:02:01 (ari-29-06-2023)

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