Aries Report

"Aries, Brace Yourself: Mars is Doing the Macarena & Your Dance Card's Full!"

The next Aries will start in 235 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 7 days, at Saturday, 05 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Aries in 225 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 251 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 277 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Aries! So, the stars have dialed in some cosmic updates for you and it's time to spill the astrological tea, #StarTalk. This Waxing Gibbous moon, 10.8 days old (oh yes, we're counting moon birthdays here, #LunarParty), is going to shine a light on your inner warrior. I'm talking laser tag, nerf gun battles, and possibly even a full-blown game of chess kind of warrior vibes. Remember that time you thought 'I should definitely build a trebuchet in my backyard?' Well, this might be the week to channel your inner medieval engineer. But do remember not to launch anything at your neighbors' houses, we're all friends in this galactic playground, #CosmicCivility. Career wise, Mars - your ruling planet, which I like to think of as the universe's spicy meatball - is stirring up your ambition. If you've been feeling like a hamster on a wheel, it's time to jump off and invent your own funky treadmill, #InnovationStation. But beware Aries, Mercury is in retrograde (yes, again, that cheeky little planet really likes to moonwalk!). This can lead to communication hiccups. So if you find yourself explaining the theory of relativity at a dinner party and people are looking at you like you've sprouted three heads, don't fret! Just switch topics to something less mind-bending, like why cats always land on their feet or the nutritional value of avocado toast, #MercuryMadness. Finally, dear Aries, remember to take some time to enjoy the beauty of our universe. After all, we're all just stardust cruising on a giant rock through the cosmos. So go out, gaze at the stars, and remember, keep it nerdy, #NerdNation.

#Aries

SignToday Is Posting: 29.07.2023 07:02:37 (ari-29-07-2023)