Aries Report

"Aries, Strap On Your Rocket Boots: Mars is in Retrograde and It's Time to Defy Gravity!"

We are currently in the sign of Aries

The Moon moves to Aries in 8 days, at Monday, 08 April, 2024

Mercury is currently in Aries

Venus moves to Aries in 5 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 31 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.3 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, fiery Aries! You've got Mercury hanging out in your sign right now, just chilling like a cosmic couch potato. This means communication is your superpower. But remember, with great power comes great...well, you know the rest. Use your words wisely. The Third Quarter Moon, who is now older than most of the bread in my pantry (20.3 days to be exact), is urging you to let go and release what doesn't serve you. Kind of like cleaning out the fridge after you discover a science experiment growing in the back corner (yes, it was once a cucumber). So, dear Aries, it's time to declutter, mentally, emotionally, and yes, physically too. Just don't toss out the toaster...you're going to need that for the leftover sourdough. This week, channel your inner Marie Kondo meets Tony Stark. If it doesn't spark joy...or a repulsor blast, it's time to say 'sayonara'. And remember, even as Mercury lounges around in your sign, it's not an excuse to text your ex at 2 am. Trust me, they're probably not up pondering the mysteries of the universe like you are. Put that cosmic energy into some constructive self-expression instead. Write a poem, paint a picture or invent a new language. Who knows, you might just start speaking in binary and finally understand what your laptop is trying to say! So, in the immortal words of Bill Nye the Science Guy, "Science Rules!" and so do you, Aries. Now, go forth and conquer your week with a nerdy swagger only you can pull off. #AriesPower #MercuryInAries #SpeakYourTruth #DeclutterYourLife #NerdySwagger

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SignToday Is Posting: 31.03.2024 07:02:13 (ari-31-03-2024)