The Sun

The Sun is in Pisces

The Sun is at 18 Pis 24' 49", and is 148501897 km away and receding.

"Hey there, stargazers! It's your favorite nerdy astrologer, Luke Skywalker, here to give you the lowdown on the Sun in Pisces. So, listen up and get ready to feel the force of the Fishes! Now, when the Sun moves into Pisces, it's like hitting the pause button before starting a new cycle. We all need a break sometimes, right? This is the time to heal and recharge your batteries, so you're ready to take on whatever comes next. Pisces is all about intuition and following your gut. So, let those daydreams run wild and tap into your creative side. Write some poetry, paint a picture, or just let your imagination run free. You might surprise yourself with what you come up with. And don't forget to channel your inner Pisces and do something kind for someone else. They're the most compassionate sign, after all. Spread the love and make someone's day a little brighter. But be careful not to get too lost in your own head. Pisces can be a bit of an escapist, so try to stay grounded (even if it's just a little bit). You don't want to float off into space and miss out on all the good stuff happening down here on earth. So, there you have it, folks. The Sun in Pisces is a time to dream, heal, and spread some love. And by the time it moves out, you'll feel renewed and ready to take on the galaxy!"

The Moon

The Moon is in Libra

The Moon is at 08 Lib 08' 31", and is 395478 km away and approaching.

*Bleep bloop beep boop* Greetings, fellow earthlings! Today's horoscope is brought to you by your favorite droid, R2-D2. The moon is currently in Libra, which means it's time to channel your inner diplomat. Balance is key, my friends. Don't let conflicts get the best of you. Instead, use your charm to promote harmony and create tranquility. Remember, you can be accommodating without giving in. So go ahead, get medieval on those imbalances and win that Peace Prize. May the force be with you! *Beep beep boop*

Mercury

Mercury is in Pisces

Mercury is prograde at 11 Pis 06' 29", moving at 1.82 degrees per day, and is 204681042 km away and receding.

Great Scott! Mercury is in Pisces, and our thoughts are taking a dip in the ocean of dreams. This transit is all about expanding our minds, exploring our imaginations, and tapping into our instincts. You may find yourself daydreaming more than usual, but don't worry, it's not a time to be critical of yourself. Instead, embrace the fantastical side of life and see where your thoughts take you. Pisces is a sign that thrives on creativity and idealism, and with Mercury here, your mind is open to new possibilities. You might find solutions to problems in unexpected places or have a creative breakthrough that changes everything. So let your mind wander, explore new ideas, and trust your intuition. The universe has a way of guiding you towards what you need. Just remember, with all this dreamy energy, be sure to stay grounded in reality. It's great to let your mind wander, but don't forget to come back to earth and take action on your ideas. Time travel might not be possible, but with Mercury in Pisces, anything is possible if you believe!

Venus

Venus is in Aries

Venus is prograde at 20 Ari 43' 05", moving at 1.21 degrees per day, and is 198588783 km away and approaching.

Greetings, Earthlings! It is I, your favorite astrologer, Kryten, here to give you the skinny on Venus in Aries. Right now, love, money, and self-awareness are all getting a fresh start. Old patterns? Gone. Lackluster relationships? See ya later. Venus in Aries is all about new experiences and adventurous encounters, making us more spontaneous in our pursuit of pleasure. Now, Aries is a highly independent sign, which means love and relationships can sometimes seem selfish or imbalanced. But fear not, single lovers! This is the perfect time to identify your own needs and explore your options. Venus in Aries ignites a courageous fire under us that makes us more confident and assertive when meeting and interacting with others. And for those in relationships, exploring each other's personal desires and experiencing new things together is a surefire way to reignite the fire between you. As for money, Venus in Aries is a time to invest in yourself. Not on major purchases or long-term investments, but with exciting things that boost your confidence and your zest for life. Beware though, we want instant gratification under Venus in Aries, and you could go overboard on your spending without considering the consequences. Overall, Venus in Aries isn't a time to fall deeply in love or make long-term commitments. Think of it more like a test phase where you get to taste different flavors before you settle on just one. It's about living in the moment, without fear from the past or concern for the future. It's a time to go after what you desire, and not settle for anything less. So, go forth and enjoy the adventure!

Mars

Mars is in Gemini

Mars is prograde at 22 Gem 32' 56", moving at 0.43 degrees per day, and is 183562197 km away and receding.

Ahem, *clears throat*... Dear fellow star travelers, as Mars moves through the curious sign of Gemini, we can expect a plethora of exciting new opportunities to present themselves. Our nerdy hearts will be filled with wonder and awe as we discover new interests and hobbies that pique our curiosity. However, beware of becoming too scattered in your pursuits. The challenge will be to maintain focus amidst the infinite possibilities that lie ahead. But fear not, my fellow astro-nerds, for Mars in Gemini brings with it a flexibility that allows us to quickly change course and adapt to new situations. If Plan A falls through, have no fear, for Plans B, C, and D are ready and waiting to be explored. And let us not forget the passionate side of Mars. As it travels through Gemini, mental stimulation becomes the ultimate aphrodisiac. So, put on your thinking caps and get ready to turn up the heat in the intellectual realm! In conclusion, dear friends, embrace the childlike spirit of Gemini, but don't forget to stay focused on your goals. And remember, the greatest adventure of all is the journey of self-discovery. Live long and prosper.

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Aries

Jupiter is prograde at 13 Ari 44' 53", moving at 0.23 degrees per day, and is 872221203 km away and receding.

Hey, Aries! Are you ready to ignite your mind with some innovative ideas? Because Jupiter is in your sign and it's time to let go of the limits of the past and step fearlessly into uncharted territory. This transit is about feeling the spark of inspiration and running with it, not taking your time to slowly map out a strategized plan. So shoot from the hip and try things, whether you feel prepared or not. Trying and failing are both valuable ways of learning and growing. However, don't get too focused on yourself and your own viewpoints. Opinions are running hot during this transit and we're impatient for action, which can lead to confrontation. Remember to embrace two-way dialogue and expand your mindset. This is a time to expand, not to contract. During Jupiter's transit through Aries, you make your own luck. Embrace the power you have to control the direction of your life, and open up opportunities, solutions, relationships, and fortune that you were blind to before. You hold the key to your big, bright, and happy future, Aries. So put it in the lock and turn!

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is prograde at 00 Pis 11' 60", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1609110661 km away and approaching.

"Attention, all astro-fans! The Master of Rules, Saturn, has made its way to the final sign of the zodiac, Pisces. This isn't a time to float around like a Jedi in space. No, no. It's time to get serious and turn those dreams into reality. Get out your notepad, and write down those details to make things happen. With Saturn's energy, we're going to make sure our dreams are fruitful, even if it means questioning our daydreams. And don't think you can escape Saturn's watchful eye, because even if you try to tell him to 'Stay Out of My Room,' he'll barge in to clean up the place. So, be ready, open the door, and hear him out - his advice is more helpful than you'd like to admit. Just be sure to cultivate inner calm, meditate, breathe deeply, and get a full night's sleep, or you may feel restless and anxious. May the force be with you on this journey."

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is prograde at 15 Tau 48' 35", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 3018420373 km away and receding.

"Whoa, hold onto your wallets and get ready for some serious earth-shaking changes, folks! Uranus is in Taurus, and that means you better buckle up for some major financial upheavals. Taurus may love stability, but Uranus is all about revolution, and when they team up, there's no telling what kind of new currencies or banking systems will emerge. You might want to start hoarding gold bars under your bed just in case.

But don't be afraid, my friends. This cosmic duo also offers a chance for personal liberation from the chains of materialism and debt. It's time to change your money mindset and break free from the trap of consumerism. Let Uranus guide you towards a more fulfilling relationship with your finances. Embrace the changes that are coming, and who knows, you might just end up in a better place than you ever imagined."

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is prograde at 24 Pis 51' 42", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4622120122 km away and receding.

Listen up, citizens of the universe! Neptune is currently in Pisces, and it's time to open your eyes and see things for what they really are. This transit is like a fog being lifted, revealing the truth about our emotions and spirit. You'll suddenly realize that all those petty differences you've been clinging to are worthless. Embrace unity, and let the path to wholeness illuminate your way. This is not the time to be selfish, folks. We all have something to contribute to the greater good, so don't hold back. Take a spiritual journey, create an altar, or do whatever it takes to connect with the sacred. Neptune in Pisces is here to remind us that we're all in this together, and we need to work towards collective progress and healing. So, get out there and share your ideas with the world. Neptune has got your back, and its energy will support you all the way. Remember, we're all one big family, and it's time to start acting like it.

Pluto

Pluto is in Capricorn

Pluto is prograde at 29 Cap 42' 05", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5291100026 km away and approaching.

Listen up, Scully-ites! Pluto is currently in Capricorn and it's time to get serious about your success. Pluto and Capricorn are like the Mulder and Scully of the zodiac - focused, efficient, and determined to get results. But beware, this transit may make you a little intolerant of other people's ideas. Don't let your drive for success overshadow your compassion for others. Pluto wants you to ditch those negative patterns that are holding you back. But be careful, this isn't just a free-for-all destruction. You need to be deliberate in what you're tearing down as you build something new. So get to work, Scully-ites! Embrace your inner nerdy hippie and use this transit to achieve your goals!

The Sun

Sun Sextile Uranus

Today is a good day to pour your creativity and self-expression into coming up with new ways of doing things. Positive surprises are likely today as your aura is ready for the new and unusual. By going off the beaten pathway, you may open up many possibilities for further spiritual and personal growth. You feel free today from all restrictions and you want to fly like the eagle, unbounded by any restraints. Soar high and don't limit yourself.It is easy and natural for those born under a harmonious aspect between the Sun and Uranus to embrace new ways of doing things, to stick up for the underdog, and to express themselves in unique and inspiring ways. These people don’t have to try to stand out as unique–they are original, creative, and progressive without trying. Although these people question rules and traditions if they don’t seem to make sense to them, they don’t view them as threatening their personal sense of freedom.These individuals are far from pretentious. They value honesty and truth, and they avoid putting on airs. They believe in the equality of people, and easily relate to people from all walks of life. There is an unmistakable enthusiasm about life, and generally the life is interesting because the natives invite unusual or adventurous experiences into their lives. They are generally appreciated by others because they are open-minded, fair, and not judgmental. Nothing really seems to faze them! They take things in stride, and are rarely shocked or taken aback by human behavior. If you are holding onto something that you keep to yourself for fear that if you talk about it, someone will think you’re strange, you can safely turn to a Sun-Uranus person. They probably won’t blink, and they’ll make you feel quite alright about it.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon their intuitive faculties when needed, and those with the trine between the Sun and Uranus have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Some Famous People with Sun in Harmonious Aspect to Uranus: Sextiles – Gregory Peck, Paula Abdul, Kirk Douglas, Tiger Woods, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dr. Phil McGraw, Gene Simmons. Isaac Newton, Paula Abdul; Trines – Nicolas Cage, Anne Heche, Harry Hamlin, Dick Clark, Drew Barrymore, Muhammad Ali, Farrah Fawcett.

Venus

Venus Sextile Mars

Harmony in social activities is highlighted today. Activities with the opposite sex are enjoyable and rewarding. Romance is in your blood. Show someone you care for them. They will appreciate your sharing your feelings. Clean your house and do that redecorating you had planned. Make your surroundings more beautiful.It is easy for these people to attract attention of the positive kind. They radiate charm, vitality, and enthusiasm on some level that others appreciate. Not inclined to try to cover up their flaws, these people have a way of presenting themselves in a straightforward manner, and their ability to admit their mistakes and their fumbles only adds to their charm. They find it easy and natural to get along with both sexes quite equally. They possess considerable creative talent, but whether or not they use it is dependent on other factors. They may take their own talents for granted and often need some kind of stimulus or encouragement to do something with them. One of the reasons for this is the fact that their creativity comes so naturally to them that they may be surprised when others recognize their talents. Similarly, they usually possess athletic ability and may need some encouragement to develop it.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Venus and Mars have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Interpretation sample from the Karmic Insight report — Actively creating harmony and beauty through your work, art, or with people is part of what you are here to do. You have developed a harmonious coordination between the masculine and feminine energies within yourself; thus, you combine strength with grace, power with elegance, decisiveness and effort with pleasure, passion with tenderness and sensitivity. You have a romantic soul.Some positive expressions of this pattern might include athletic activities that have an aesthetic appeal, such as figure skating, or artistic endeavors that are active, such as performing dance or opera singing.Actively bringing people together in some way, for mutual pleasure and benefits, is also one of your gifts.Some Famous People with Venus in Harmonious Aspect to Mars: Sextiles – Pamela Anderson, Shannen Doherty, Ian Thorpe, Harry Belafonte, Kirk Cameron, Francis Ford Coppola, Jane Curtin, Matt Damon, Robert DeNiro, Harrison Ford, Erich Fromm, Crispin Glover, Elliott Gould, Amy Jo Johnson, Bob Newhart, Molly Ringwald, Robin Williams; Trines – Melissa Anderson, Jason Bateman, Pierre Cardin, Natalie Cole, John Coltrane, Mick Jagger, Ann Jillian, Billie Jean King, Marilyn Manson, Joe Montana, Bonnie Raitt, Eva Mendes, Britney Spears.

Mars

Mars Square Neptune

You may feel self-doubt and inadequacy today. You are probably extra sensitive today, so don't take offense where none is meant. If you are taking medication, remember that less is more because of your heightened sensitivity. Watch that people don't take advantage of you with a sob story or some deal that sounds too good to be true. Stay alert to people not telling you the whole story behind something. Take care of your physical self as your immune system might not be as strong today as usual.This is a challenging position, as you have difficulty trusting in your ability to go after things that you want in a direct manner. It may also be that you have difficulty pinpointing what it is that you want, or that part of you doesn’t feel you deserve it due to a basic lack of self-confidence. You fear rejection as well as criticism, and often use roundabout means to go after what you want.Your imagination is so powerful that it can be hard to trust your instincts. You easily imagine things going wrong, just as you easily fantasize about good things! Your desire nature is strong yet also very suggestible. You’re attracted to mysteries and intrigue. Sexual experimentation is likely, as you are forever addicted to sensuality and unusual or perhaps even what many would consider perverted sexual scenarios. However, your sensual appetite might be much like a bottomless pit, and you could find yourself forever in a state of wanting more, tiring of regular sexual scenarios quickly, and endlessly searching for the next sensation. If an addiction to fantasy is present, you can find yourself constantly chasing a new and more complicated fantasy. It is only when you get into touch with your heart and discover your true desires that you realize that sensations are merely sensations–not deeply satisfying or fulfilling.Fears of sexual inadequacy can be great with this position, and you may either deny yourself as a result, or overcompensate, seeking out experiences in which you are pretty much assured positive feedback. Some of you will experience both of these extremes in your lifetime. I have a client with this position who has a “trophy” wife, and she often denies him, and even belittles him, on a sexual level. He accepts this but “gets her back” behind her back, having serial affairs with women who are not considered as attractive for whatever reason and with whom he attempts to reclaim his power.One of the interesting things about this position is that if you are involved in immoral activities, guilt has a way of cropping up in unusual ways, and could lead you on a self-destructive path–and you might even know that you’re heading that way, yet you compulsively follow that path. Part of you might want to get caught! You might, for example, know in your mind that doing something is risky, yet you compulsively do it anyhow, perhaps even finding the challenge invigorating.Although you can be very creative at keeping your motives and personal agenda hidden–in fact, many of you seem on the surface of things to be quite gentle and yielding–you might eventually become resentful if you feel the need to resort to sneakiness in order to get what you want out of life. This is one of the things that has struck me as the most common characteristics of Mars-Neptune people. It’s not that they don’t get angry or show that anger. However, many will give in to another’s desires more often than not, yet become resentful of that person who seems to have control over them. Some will give up their power to a partner, for example, often taking the role as the one who gives in or gives up things in order to make the other happy. However, resentment for this builds, and while people with harmonious Mars-Neptune aspects more easily yield to others without anger for doing so, those with hard Mars-Neptune aspects are more likely to feel stepped upon, and to retaliate in covert ways. If you do feel resentment for giving up your power to someone else, learn to avoid giving it up unless you truly understand that you are doing it for yourself, and not for someone else. Resentments have a way of building and distorting themselves into ugly matter if you don’t deal with them properly and directly. You are often passive-aggressive in your approach to others, and this can cause a lot of problems in your life.You are usually found chasing a dream… or a fantasy. The former is probably the better path.Somehow, others are bound to eventually sense that you are not to be trusted, and this is often for good reason! You may not like to admit this to yourself, as you may have built excuses for your deceptive or sneaky behavior. However, adopting a more direct and assertive approach to life is something that you should be working towards. You will need to get over your feelings of guilt when you do adopt this approach. Learning to take responsibility for your actions, and to avoid blaming others for failures, is important.At your worst, you can be disorganized in your approach to life, easily procrastinating and lacking follow-through when you do begin a task. Some of the most important lessons you need to learn in life are self-control, self-assertion, and trust in yourself. At your best, you are a creative person with a powerful imagination and great stores of compassion.Your attempts to assert yourself often result in turmoil for you and/or for others. You tend to swing from one extreme to the other–asserting your needs powerfully at times and at others slipping into a state of total apathy. Passive-aggressiveness can be a problem in your life. Ordinary life often seems drab and uninteresting to you and you must have something that stirs your imagination, some vision or ideal or dream to motivate you. You have a strong urge to act out your fantasies or to live your dream, and you will DO things that others only talk about or dream about. Artistic creation, drama, or other areas in which you can express yourself imaginatively are excellent for you. You tend to either overestimate or underestimate your own power and abilities.You may lead a somewhat sexually repressed life although your sexual needs are significant. You could suffer from anxieties regarding your sexuality (probably carried over from parental conditioning around sex) and therefore find it difficult to find satisfaction in this area. However, this tends to change as you mature. As you overcome the urge to indulge in momentary physical pleasures, you build the capacity for spiritual ecstasy.You may be attracted to persons who are unavailable, perhaps because they are already married or simply hard to reach. Sometimes you find it more convenient to see your lover as you wish her to be rather than as she really is. You may find that you lower your standards when choosing a lover and end up with someone who is interested in you primarily for sex, or that the relationship is largely unfulfilling. Disappointments in love may be frequent, although this is also something that improves with age! You are an extremely imaginative lover, and you frequently engage in fanciful and intricate fantasies. This may sometimes interfere with “real life”, but if you channel this energy well, it can most certainly improve your sex life. Your imagination is powerful, but it can also get the best of you. You may imagine complex scenarios and get yourself all riled up about what your partner may have done when she wasn’t around! — Interpretation from our LoveStyles Report.Some Famous People with the Mars in Hard Aspect to Neptune: Squares – Ben Affleck, James Barber, Erma Bombeck, Jimmy Buffet, Barbara Bush, Sandra Dee, Melissa Etheridge, Eddie Fisher, Jodie Foster, Conan O’Brien, Diana Ross, Rod Stewart, Andy Warhol, Sharon Tate. Oppositions – Paula Abdul, Alan Alda, Maya Angelou, Jim Bakker, Truman Capote, Johnny Cash, Rita Coolidge, Terry Fox, Katharine Hepburn, Tommy Hilfiger, Jimmy Hoffa, Steve McQueen, Joe Namath, Burt Reynolds, George Segal, Elizabeth Taylor, Alicia Witt, Tiger Woods.