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Solar activity remained at low levels with C-class flare activity from a variety of regions. Region 3245 (S23W18, Csi/Beta) began to exhibit signs of decay in its trailing spots and a decrease in overall areal coverage. Despite apparent stabilization, this region produced the two largest flares of the period, a C7/1f flare at 10/0708 UTC and a C4.5/1f flare at 10/1006 UTC respectively. Region 3242 (N10W44, Cso/Beta) also showed signs of decay as it began its approach to the western limb, yet presented a C3.9 flare at 10/1006 UTC.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters reflected lingering weak enhancements, likely attributed to residual CH HSS and CME effects. Total field averaged near 5 nT for most of the period, with a brief increase to near 10 nT around 10/0600 UTC. Bz fluctuated between +/-7 nT and wind speeds settled to near 400 km/s for most of the period. Phi fluctuated briefly between sectors but was in a predominantly negative sector.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Scorpio, at 03 degrees, 24' 36", at a velocity of 12.83 degrees per day.
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.3 days old. It is 384888.04 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar, 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr, 2023.
Scorpio's moon reminds you to avoid distractions. Your emotions are likely running pretty strong, so make sure to focus and don't take things too personally. Don't jump to conclusions. That said, those strong emotions might be useful in your love life!
Notice that you're reacting a little more harshly. You're going to be a little more passionate. You're likely to push your limits. Take advantage of this to be more introspective of your feelings and let them guide you.
The Sun
The Sun is in Pisces
The Sun is at 20 Pis 24' 44", and is 148581339 km away and receding.
Attention all citizens of the universe! The Sun has moved into Pisces, the final sign of the zodiac. This is a time to take a breather and recharge those batteries before starting anew. It's like hitting the reset button, baby! During this cosmic journey, tap into your intuition and let your instincts guide you. Dream big, rest easy, and surrender to something greater than yourself. But beware of getting lost in those daydreams, my friends. Keep at least one foot on the ground, or you might float away like a balloon. Pisces is the most compassionate and caring sign, so channel your inner fish and do something kind for someone else. Be poetic, be artsy, be creative! Write or speak something beautiful to someone you love. But don't forget to take care of yourself too, because Pisces can get lost in their own emotions. By the time the Sun leaves Pisces, you'll feel renewed and reconnected with your spiritual self. So sit back, relax, and let the healing begin. RoboCop out.
The Moon
The Moon is in Scorpio
The Moon is at 03 Sco 24' 36", and is 388736 km away and approaching.
Ah, my dear stargazers, the Moon is in Scorpio today! Don't let those strong emotions get the best of you. Focus, focus, focus! Don't get sidetracked by shiny objects or petty drama. Your feelings may be running hot, but don't jump to any conclusions. And hey, speaking of hot...your love life might just benefit from all this passion. So let your emotions guide you, but don't let them control you. And above all, remember: there's no need to fear the Scorpio moon. Just be sure to keep your wits about you and you'll come out on top!
Mercury
Mercury is in Pisces
Mercury is prograde at 14 Pis 46' 40", moving at 1.85 degrees per day, and is 204838019 km away and approaching.
Alright then, let's get cracking on this horoscope! Listen up, my fellow star gazers! You won't believe what's happening up there in the skies. Mercury, the planet of thinking and talking, has entered the dreamy and fantastical sign of Pisces. Now, I know what you might be thinking, "Donna, how does that even work?". Well, let me tell you, it works like a charm! During this transit, our thoughts become more fluid and our dreams become more vivid. Our instincts are also sharper than ever, so don't ignore those gut feelings, people! And let's not forget about the power of imagination. Pisces is all about that magical, fantasy world, and with Mercury in the mix, we can find solutions in places we never even considered before. Now, I know some of you might be skeptics, but trust me when I say that this transit can bring some serious inspiration and creativity. So, open up your minds and let those ideas flow! Let Mercury in Pisces guide you to new ways of thinking and problem solving. Who knows what kind of genius ideas will come from this cosmic collaboration? So, go ahead and dream big, my friends. With Mercury in Pisces, the sky's the limit! Or, well, technically, the universe is the limit. But you get the point.
Venus
Venus is in Aries
Venus is prograde at 23 Ari 08' 42", moving at 1.21 degrees per day, and is 196929867 km away and approaching.
"Attention all signs of the zodiac! It is I, Darth Vader, here to inform you that Venus is currently in Aries. This means it's time to embrace your inner adventurer and ignite the flames of passion within yourself. Don't be afraid to be a little selfish when it comes to love and relationships. Explore your own needs and desires, and be confident and assertive when meeting new people. For those already in relationships, try something new and exciting together to reignite the fire. As for money, invest in yourself with things that make you feel good and boost your confidence, but don't go overboard! Remember, this is a test phase - taste different flavors before settling on just one. So go after what you desire, and don't settle for anything less. May the force be with you during this exciting time, my fellow stargazers."
Mars
Mars is in Gemini
Mars is prograde at 23 Gem 25' 16", moving at 0.44 degrees per day, and is 186560312 km away and receding.
Well, well, well, my fellow stargazers. It looks like Mars is currently in Gemini, and let me tell you, things are about to get interesting. With Mars in this curious sign, we're all feeling the itch to explore new ideas and start new hobbies. But beware, because our attention spans may be shorter than a replicant's lifespan. The challenge during this transit is to stay focused on one thing or realize that many paths can lead us to our goals. Gemini loves diversity, and Mars in Gemini is all about tasting, not committing. So if Plan A fails, don't sweat it. We've got Plans B, C, and D ready to go. But hold onto your space helmets, folks, because Mars also rules passion and sex. And with Gemini being the sign of the brain, a meeting of the minds is the biggest turn-on during this time. So get ready to stimulate those intellectual erogenous zones and have some fun. Just remember, with Mars in Gemini, we're like butterflies flitting from one interest to another. So try not to leave too many projects unfinished, or you might end up feeling as scattered as a deck of tarot cards after a bad shuffle. Stay curious, my friends, and keep exploring. The universe has endless wonders waiting for us.
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Aries
Jupiter is prograde at 14 Ari 12' 36", moving at 0.23 degrees per day, and is 874258003 km away and receding.
Greetings earthlings, it's your favorite nerdy astrologer here to talk about Jupiter in Aries. Brace yourselves, because this transit is going to ignite your mind with some serious innovation and intuition. It's time to let go of the past and step fearlessly into the future like an Aries warrior. But don't waste time strategizing, my dear stargazers. With Jupiter in Aries, it's all about feeling that spark of inspiration and running with it. You might even have to teach yourself a thing or two, because this transit is all about self-learning and taking risks. But here's the catch: we can't get too caught up in our own opinions and viewpoints. We need to stay open to dialogue and expand our minds, not contract them. Remember, we make our own luck during this transit. Embrace your potential as an individual and unlock those big, bright, and happy futures. So go forth, my cosmic friends, and embrace the power of Jupiter in Aries. Let's make some serious magic happen!
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 00 Pis 25' 59", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1607467390 km away and approaching.
Your horoscope for today, punk, is all about Saturn in Pisces. That's right, Saturn's moving into the final sign of the zodiac, ready to shake things up and make your dreams come true. But don't think you can just sit back and relax, because Saturn's not gonna let you off that easy. You need to look inward, my friend. Connect with those daydreams you've been having, and figure out how to turn them into reality. Saturn's gonna coach you like you've never been coached before, so grab a notepad and get ready to take some serious notes. But let me tell you, it's not all sunshine and rainbows. Saturn's gonna question those daydreams of yours, and you might feel defensive or intruded upon. But you need to listen up, because his advice is gonna be more helpful than you think. And with all this focus on dreams and sleep, you might feel restless or anxious. So take some time to cultivate inner calm: meditate, take a nap (but keep a dream journal handy!), and get a full night's sleep. Because when you tune into the deep wisdom available during this transit, your path forward becomes crystal clear. So listen up, punk. Saturn's in Pisces, and he means business. But if you're willing to put in the work, you'll reap the rewards.
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 15 Tau 53' 04", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 3022687600 km away and receding.
Well, hello there my lovely Taureans! It's me, your favorite astrologer Captain Jack Harkness, and boy do I have news for you. Buckle up, buttercups, because Uranus is in Taurus, and you know what that means? Big, sudden changes are on the horizon! I know, I know, Taurus loves stability and predictability, but sometimes, change can be good. Uranus is here to shake things up, and while it may not be the most comfortable ride, trust me when I say it's worth it. Now, let's talk money, baby. Taurus, you're known for your financial prowess, but Uranus in Taurus is bringing some major changes to that arena. We could see new forms of currency, banks and banking could change dramatically, and the housing and stock markets might be in for a wild ride. On a personal level, it's time to break free from the chains of debt, taxes, and mortgages. Uranus is here to liberate you from the grip of material possessions and help you change your relationship with money. It may feel uncomfortable at first, but the changes you make now will lead to greater stability in the long run. So, my dear Taureans, embrace the chaos and get ready for a wild ride. Uranus in Taurus is here to break down barriers and bring you to a better place. Are you ready for the challenge? I know you are.
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 24 Pis 56' 14", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4622684446 km away and receding.
Greetings, fellow earthlings! It's time to talk about Neptune in Pisces. This planetary alignment is like a cosmic fog machine, stirring up emotions and spirit in a way that can leave us feeling a bit lost. But fear not, my skeptical friends! This transit is actually an opportunity to see through the haze and gain some much-needed clarity. Neptune's influence on Pisces means that we can finally put aside our petty differences and focus on what truly matters: coming together as a collective. This is the perfect time to tap into your emotional intelligence and figure out how you can contribute to the greater good. Maybe it's taking a spiritual course or creating an altar at home. Whatever it is, embrace it! And don't worry, my fellow nerds, this isn't just some hippie-dippie nonsense. Science tells us that Neptune in Pisces can help us see the bigger picture and understand our place in the universe. So go forth and explore your unique offerings, my fellow earthlings. Neptune in Pisces has got your back!
Pluto
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 29 Cap 44' 52", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5287423126 km away and approaching.
Well, well, well, it looks like Pluto is currently in Capricorn. And what does that mean for you, my fellow space travelers? It means that success and power are on the horizon! But watch out, because with great focus comes great intolerance. Don't go dismissing other people's ideas just because you're so darn efficient. Pluto wants you to get rid of those negative patterns, but don't go blowing things up willy-nilly. Be intentional, my friends. Destroy only what needs to be destroyed as you create something new. Happy travels through the cosmos!
Planet | Position |
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Sun | 20 Pis 24' 44" |
Moon | 03 Sco 24' 36" |
Mercury | 14 Pis 46' 40" |
Venus | 23 Ari 08' 42" |
Mars | 23 Gem 25' 16" |
Jupiter | 14 Ari 12' 36" |
Saturn | 00 Pis 25' 59" |
Uranus | 15 Tau 53' 04" |
Neptune | 24 Pis 56' 14" |
Pluto | 29 Cap 44' 52" |
The Sun
The Sun
You may feel a need to identify with others, to really understand them, and get closer to them sympathetically. At the same time, you may feel a need to escape from the trials of the world and get into a world of your own. Escaping like this is okay as long as it is done in a positive way, say, through meditation. Escaping by means of alcohol or drugs could be dangerous. Even though you may be tempted, do not give in to a desire to avoid all duty and responsibility today. Do not run away. Face things squarely. Be on guard for trickery.
Mercury
Venus
Mars
Alright, my cosmic companions, listen up! This week is going to be a bit of a mixed bag, so hold onto your hats. With the solar kp index quiet and no changes to retrograde effects, we're in for some smooth sailing. But wait, there's more! The solar wind speed is above average, which means retrograde effects are moderately increased. So, we might feel like we're walking uphill on a treadmill - but fear not, we can handle it. As for the moon, it's waning gibbous and currently in Scorpio at 03 degrees, 24' 36". That's right, Scorpios, you're in your element, so embrace your passionate and intense nature. For the rest of us, this is a time to let go of anything holding us back and focus on transformation. Now, I know you're all dying to know when the next new and full moons are happening, so here it is. The new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar, 2023, and the full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr, 2023. Mark your calendars, folks! Remember, there's nothing we can't handle with a little humor and a lot of science. #astrologyjokes #nerdyhippievibes #retrogradeproblems #moonmagic