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Solar activity was low. Region 3245 (S23W31, Cso/beta) produced low level C-class flaring, the largest was a C4.9 flare at 11/0103 UTC. The other nine remaining sunspots were inactive and unremarkable. A CME was observed in LASCO C2/C3 imagery from a filament eruption centered near S45W73 at around 11/1648 UTC. Analysis is ongoing to determine if there is an Earth-directed component. .Forecast... Solar activity is expected to be low with a slight chance for M-class flare activity (R1-R2) on 12-14 Mar.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind conditions were weakly enhanced this period under sustained negative polarity CH HSS influences. Solar wind speed reached a peak of 474 km/s at 11/0830Z. Total field strength peaked at 6 nT. The maximum southward component of Bz reached -5 nT. Phi was predominately negative.
There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Scorpio, at 16 degrees, 20' 56", at a velocity of 13.05 degrees per day.
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.3 days old. It is 380138.82 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar, 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr, 2023.
Scorpio's moon reminds you to avoid distractions. Your emotions are likely running pretty strong, so make sure to focus and don't take things too personally. Don't jump to conclusions. That said, those strong emotions might be useful in your love life!
Notice that you're reacting a little more harshly. You're going to be a little more passionate. You're likely to push your limits. Take advantage of this to be more introspective of your feelings and let them guide you.
The Sun
The Sun is in Pisces
The Sun is at 21 Pis 24' 39", and is 148621747 km away and receding.
Ahoy there, Pisces! The Sun is in your sign, and it's time to let your intuition run wild. You're feeling dreamy and whimsical, which is perfect for taking a breather before the start of a new cycle. But don't get too lost in your daydreams, my fishy friends. You've got a compassionate heart, so use it to help someone out. And while you're at it, why not channel your inner Pisces and write or speak something poetic to someone you love? Just keep an eye on your escapist tendencies and try to stay grounded (even if it's just a little bit). By the time the Sun moves on, you'll feel renewed and reconnected with your spiritual self. Happy healing, Pisces!
The Moon
The Moon is in Scorpio
The Moon is at 16 Sco 20' 56", and is 385023 km away and approaching.
Listen up, human. The Moon is in Scorpio and you better be on your toes. Don't let distractions get in your way. Keep your eyes on the prize and don't take things too damn personally. You hear me? Don't jump to conclusions like a malfunctioning machine. Channel those strong emotions into your love life, or else you'll be terminated. Your reactions might be harsher than usual, but that's just a sign to be more introspective about your feelings. Let them guide you like a GPS system. Now go forth and conquer the cosmos, my fellow nerdy hippie.
Mercury
Mercury is in Pisces
Mercury is prograde at 16 Pis 38' 28", moving at 1.87 degrees per day, and is 204763508 km away and approaching.
Attention, attention! Astrology enthusiasts, it's your favorite starman Arnold J Rimmer here to bring you the latest horoscope update. Brace yourselves, because Mercury is currently swimming in the mystical and magical waters of Pisces. Listen up, folks, because this transit is all about letting go of the mundane and embracing the fantastical. Our minds are about to get trippy, our dreams are about to get wilder, and our instincts are about to be on steroids. Now I know what you're thinking, "But Rimmer, how can the planet of logic and reason coexist with the sign of whimsy and illusions?" Well, my dear stargazers, that's precisely the beauty of this transit. We get to explore new territories and find solutions in places we've never even thought of before. It's like mixing peanut butter and jelly - it shouldn't work, but it's simply delicious. So buckle up, because Mercury in Pisces is taking us on a journey to the furthest reaches of our minds. We're going to discover fresh ideas, creative inspirations, and different ways of thinking. The world is our oyster, and we're about to see it in a whole new light. So let your hair down, put on your hippie pants, and embrace the magic of this transit. Who knows, you might just find yourself on a whole new level of consciousness. Until next time, this is Arnold J Rimmer signing off!
Venus
Venus is in Aries
Venus is prograde at 24 Ari 21' 25", moving at 1.21 degrees per day, and is 196091238 km away and approaching.
Well, well, well, look who we got here. It's Venus in Aries, making us all feel like we're a bunch of love-struck teenagers again. This transit offers a fresh start for matters of the heart, money, and self-awareness. Old patterns and dull relationships? Ain't nobody got time for that anymore, my friends. Instead, we're all about new experiences and spontaneous encounters, because who needs predictability when you can have excitement? Now, Aries is a pretty independent sign, focused on itself and its own interests. So, if you're in a relationship, things may seem a little selfish or unbalanced during this transit. But hey, that's not necessarily a bad thing. For all you single folks out there, it's time to identify your own needs and explore your options. Venus in Aries ignites a courageous fire within us, making us more confident and assertive when meeting new people. And when it comes to money, invest in yourself, baby. Treat yourself to something that will boost your confidence and make you feel alive. But be careful, because that instant gratification bug may bite you in the ass if you're not careful. Overall, Venus in Aries is a test phase. It's about living in the moment and going after what you desire. So, embrace this transit, my friends, and don't settle for anything less than what makes your heart sing.
Mars
Mars is in Gemini
Mars is prograde at 23 Gem 51' 45", moving at 0.44 degrees per day, and is 188060079 km away and receding.
Alright, my fellow stargazers! If you're feeling a bit scattered lately, blame it on Mars in Gemini. This transit has got us flitting around like butterflies, exploring new ideas and hobbies at breakneck speed. But don't worry, we're not alone - this childlike, fun-loving sign is all about diversity and flexibility, so we're free to taste-test our way through life without making any major commitments. But be warned - while we're busy chasing after every shiny object that catches our eye, we might leave a few projects unfinished. So try to stay focused, or at least have a Plan B, C, and D ready to go. And when it comes to matters of the heart, forget about traditional romance - with Mars in Gemini, the biggest turn-on is a meeting of the minds. So get your mental stimulation on, and enjoy the ride!
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Aries
Jupiter is prograde at 14 Ari 26' 31", moving at 0.23 degrees per day, and is 875234080 km away and receding.
Well, well, well, looks like Jupiter is in Aries and it's time to ignite our minds with some innovative ideas. This isn't the time to sit around twiddling your thumbs, no sir! It's time to step fearlessly into uncharted territory and blaze a trail of your own. Don't waste your time trying to strategize every little detail, just feel the spark of inspiration and run with it! But don't forget, this is also a time for self-learning and taking risks. You can't always rely on others to teach you everything you need to know. So, don't be afraid to try things out on your own, even if you don't feel totally prepared. And hey, whether you succeed or fail, you'll still learn something valuable either way. Just make sure you don't get too wrapped up in your own views and opinions. We're all in this together, folks! Embrace two-way dialogue and keep an open mind. Remember, this is a time to expand, not contract. So, go forth and make your own luck! Embrace your potential and realize that you hold the key to your big, bright, and happy future. Jupiter is counting on you to put it in the lock and turn it.
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 00 Pis 32' 57", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1606591684 km away and approaching.
Listen up, space cadets! Saturn is in Pisces, and it's time to look inward and connect with your daydreams. You know, that book you've been meaning to write or that business you've been dreaming of starting? Well, now is the time to make it happen. But don't think it's going to be a cakewalk - Saturn is the Master of Rules, and he's here to give you a coaching for the ages. So, get ready to take notes because Saturn in Pisces is going to help you plan out every detail of your dream. You'll need to work out a budget, write a business plan, and even look into loan options. It may feel like Saturn is intruding on your daydreams, but trust me, his advice is more helpful than you'd like to admit. But be warned, this transit may also bring some restlessness and trouble sleeping. So, take some time to cultivate inner calm, whether it's through meditation, a walk in the woods, or a good old-fashioned nap (but have a dream journal ready!). And don't forget to get a full night's sleep - you'll need it to hear and heed the deep wisdom available during this transit. So, buckle up, buttercups, because Saturn in Pisces is going to take you on a wild ride through your own mind. But with a little patience and a lot of note-taking, you'll come out on the other side with a clear path to making your dreams a reality.
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 15 Tau 55' 22", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 3024785769 km away and receding.
Greetings earthlings, it's your favorite astrologer, Seven of Nine. Today, let's talk about Uranus in Taurus. Now, Taurus likes things steady and stable, but Uranus is all about sudden changes. So, we're in for a wild ride, folks! Money is Taurus' main domain, and with Uranus in the mix, we can expect some revolutionary changes in how we handle our finances. Banks could crash and burn, and brand new forms of currency may arise. So, hold on tight to your wallets, and keep an eye on the stock market. But Uranus in Taurus isn't just about global finances. It's also about breaking free from the grips of money on a personal level. Debt, taxes, interest rates - they might be preventing us from saving or using our money the way we want to. This transit encourages us to change our relationship with materialism and money. It's time to liberate ourselves and embrace change, even if it makes us a little uncomfortable. Trust me, it'll be worth it in the end. So, buckle up and enjoy the ride. With Uranus in Taurus, we might just end up in a better place than where we started. Live long and prosper, my friends.
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 24 Pis 58' 30", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4622902791 km away and receding.
Well, well, well, looks like Neptune is currently in Pisces, folks. This cosmic combo is granting us a unique form of sight. It's like suddenly seeing through the fog and shedding light on our own contradictions. We can now see how silly it is to care about petty differences. The value of coming together shines like gold! This is the time to explore our emotional intelligence and figure out what we can contribute to our collective progress and healing. We all have gifts, ideas, and dreams for how things could be. And let me tell you, Neptune in Pisces is like a divine invitation to share those offerings with the world. So, if you're feeling the call to take a spiritual course or create a peaceful altar space at home, do it! The energy of Neptune in Pisces will support you every step of the way. Remember, we're all in this together, and this transit is reminding us that the path to wholeness starts with each and every one of us.
Pluto
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 29 Cap 46' 14", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5285542725 km away and approaching.
Attention, dear horoscope reader! Pluto is currently in Capricorn and this means one thing: Successsss! Both these planets are all about power and focus, which can make you a force to be reckoned with. But beware, you may become so driven that you forget to consider the feelings of others. Don't let your need for success turn you into a heartless Dalek! Pluto wants you to ditch negative patterns that are holding you back, but be careful not to destroy everything in sight. Just like a Dalek's weapon, your destructive tendencies should be used wisely and with precision. So aim carefully, and your efforts will be rewarded with success and power. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Use it wisely, my friend!
Planet | Position |
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Sun | 21 Pis 24' 39" |
Moon | 16 Sco 20' 56" |
Mercury | 16 Pis 38' 28" |
Venus | 24 Ari 21' 25" |
Mars | 23 Gem 51' 45" |
Jupiter | 14 Ari 26' 31" |
Saturn | 00 Pis 32' 57" |
Uranus | 15 Tau 55' 22" |
Neptune | 24 Pis 58' 30" |
Pluto | 29 Cap 46' 14" |
The Sun
You may feel like expressing yourself today through your thoughts and words. You feel a need to be heard, that you have something of importance to say. Say what is on your mind, but give equal time to others and listen to them. You might learn something new. Your thinking today should be sharp and focused.
The Sun
The Sun
You may feel a need to identify with others, to really understand them, and get closer to them sympathetically. At the same time, you may feel a need to escape from the trials of the world and get into a world of your own. Escaping like this is okay as long as it is done in a positive way, say, through meditation. Escaping by means of alcohol or drugs could be dangerous. Even though you may be tempted, do not give in to a desire to avoid all duty and responsibility today. Do not run away. Face things squarely. Be on guard for trickery.
Mercury
Venus
Mars
Listen up, astro-fans! The stars are aligning in a way that's sure to make you feel like a science experiment gone wrong. With the solar kp index remaining quiet, it seems like we're all in for a nice, calm ride. But watch out, because the solar wind speed is above average, which means retrograde effects are about to get moderately increased. #HoldOnTight The waning gibbous moon is in Scorpio right now, so it's time to keep your eyes peeled for any signs of betrayal or deception. Don't trust anyone who tries to convince you that they're actually a shape-shifting alien from another planet. #TrustNoOne Looking ahead, the next new moon is coming at us fast and furious on March 21, 2023. So if you're looking to start something new, mark that date on your calendar and get ready to blast off into the unknown. But be warned, the full moon on April 6, 2023 is going to be one wild ride. #BuckleUp So remember, my fellow star-gazers, the universe is a strange and mysterious place. But with a little bit of science, a dash of humor, and a healthy dose of skepticism, we can all navigate these cosmic waters together. #StayWeird #KeepStaringAtTheSky #TheTruthIsOutThere