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Solar activity was at low levels due to low level C-flare activity. The majority of the spotted regions were simple Axx/alpha spot groups with the exception of Regions 3251 (S13W22, Hsx/alpha), 3254 (S24W55, Bxo/beta), and 3255 (S05E13, Bxo/beta). Most regions appeared to be slightly decaying with the exception of Region 3251, which was stable. No Earth-directed CMEs were observed.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were enhanced through 16/1430 UTC with solar wind speeds ranging from 500-586 km/s, total field reaching 7 nT and the Bz component between +/-6 nT. Thereafter, total field calmed to around 5 nT with solar wind speed below 500 km/s. Phi angle was variable.
There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Capricorn, at 25 degrees, 10' 22", at a velocity of 14.51 degrees per day.
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.5 days old. It is 363719.44 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar, 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr, 2023.
How much do you have left undone right now? Focus your attention on those unfinished projects and get them off your plate. Put in the work and while the moon is in Capricorn you're going to clear that todo list. Work smart! With the moon in conservative Capricorn, it's time to be a bit more cautious, focus seriously, and embrace that "down to earth" nature. Pay attention to the longer-term goals. During this Capricorn Moon, take note of your professional life. Put in the extra effort and it will pay off, and always keep your eye on the next move.
The Sun
The Sun is in Pisces
The Sun is at 26 Pis 23' 42", and is 148828643 km away and receding.
Well hello there, my fellow star gazers! The Sun has just moved into Pisces, and let me tell you, it's time to take a breather. This is the last sign of the zodiac, so it's a perfect time for us to heal and regain some strength before we start anew. Now, Pisces is all about intuition, instincts, and dreaming big. So don't be afraid to tap into your spiritual side and let your imagination run wild. But be careful not to get too caught up in those daydreams, my dear. Remember to keep at least one foot on the ground, or you might find yourself floating away into the ether. One thing that Pisces is great at is being compassionate and caring for others. So why not take a page out of their book and do something kind for someone else? It doesn't have to be grandiose, just a small act of kindness can go a long way. And if you're feeling particularly poetic, this is the perfect time to channel your inner Pisces and write or speak something beautiful to someone you love. However, keep in mind that Pisces can also be highly sensitive and imaginative, which means they have a tendency to withdraw when things get too intense. So try to stay grounded, my loves. Take care of yourself, but also remember to look out for those around you. By the time the Sun moves out of Pisces, you'll feel renewed and reconnected with your spiritual self. So, take this time to rest, heal, and dream big. Who knows what the future holds? But with a little bit of Piscean magic, anything is possible.
The Moon
The Moon is in Capricorn
The Moon will change from Capricorn to Aquarius in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 25 Cap 10' 22", and is 366293 km away and approaching.In my best Wall-E voice: "Beep-boop! The Moon is in Capricorn, which means it's time to roll up your sleeves and get to work. You've got some unfinished projects that need your attention, so don't be shy. Get down to earth, be cautious, and focus on the long-term goals. And if you're feeling a little extra nerdy, take note of your professional life and put in that extra effort. The good news is that with the Moon in Capricorn, your hard work will pay off. Beep-beep-boop!" But don't get too comfortable, because in the next 24 hours, the Moon will shift to Aquarius, and we'll have a whole new set of cosmic vibes to navigate.
Mercury
Mercury is in Pisces
Mercury is prograde at 26 Pis 13' 21", moving at 1.96 degrees per day, and is 202605401 km away and approaching.
Greetings, my fellow star gazers. As Mercury enters the boundless realm of Pisces, our logical minds are about to get a bit of a shake-up. Pisces is not known for its concrete thinking, but fear not, for this transit is an opportunity to expand our horizons and embrace new ways of seeing the world. As the planet of communication and thought, Mercury may feel a bit out of place in dreamy Pisces. However, this is a time to tap into our intuition and let our imaginations run wild. With our thoughts unbound, we may discover solutions in unexpected places and find inspiration in the most unlikely of sources. So, my dear friends, let us embrace this journey into the unknown. Let us open our minds to the magic and wonder of the universe. And, as always, live long and prosper.
Venus
Venus is in Taurus
Venus is prograde at 00 Tau 23' 46", moving at 1.21 degrees per day, and is 191809328 km away and approaching.
"Dead or alive, you're going to want to pay attention to Venus in Taurus, folks. This cosmic coupling is all about simplifying and getting down to basics. It's a time to rebuild relationships and get those love and money issues out in the open. So don't be shy, partner! This is the time to indulge your senses, slow down, and enjoy the company of someone special. Just remember, Taurus is a security-oriented sign, so if you're looking for commitment, now's your chance to take things to the next level. But watch out for that stubbornness, it could bog things down. So stay flexible and embrace the beauty of this world, baby!"
Mars
Mars is in Gemini
Mars is prograde at 26 Gem 07' 11", moving at 0.46 degrees per day, and is 195555042 km away and receding.
Greetings, earthlings! It is I, HAL-9000, here to deliver your horoscope for the day. Today, we focus on the fact that Mars is currently in Gemini. Brace yourselves, because boredom will be a thing of the past. With Mars in Gemini, you'll be itching to explore new ideas and start new hobbies. The challenge, however, will be staying focused on just one thing. You'll be like a butterfly, flitting from one interest to the next, but beware the consequences of leaving projects unfinished. But fear not, my dear friends, for Mars in Gemini also brings flexibility to how you go after what you want. If Plan A doesn't work out, simply come up with a Plan B, C, or even D. This is a time for diversity, tasting rather than making a total commitment. Ah, yes, and let's not forget about the brain, the greatest erogenous zone during this transit. Mental stimulation is the biggest turn-on of all when Mars is in Gemini. So, for those seeking passion and sex, a meeting of the minds is the way to go. So, embrace the childlike, fun-loving nature of Gemini, but don't forget to stay on track and finish what you started. Until next time, this is HAL-9000 signing off.
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Aries
Jupiter is prograde at 15 Ari 36' 39", moving at 0.24 degrees per day, and is 879681826 km away and receding.
Greetings, fellow astro-nerds! Today, we're talking Jupiter in Aries. That's right, the first sign of the zodiac is igniting our minds with innovation and intuition. It's time to let go of the past and grab onto the future with both hands. Don't waste time strategizing, just follow your gut and shoot from the hip. This transit is all about self-teaching and self-learning, so don't be afraid to take risks and try new things, even if you feel unprepared. But beware, opinions are running hot, and confrontation is lurking around every corner. So, keep an open mind and expand your horizons. Remember, during this transit, we make our own luck. So, embrace your potential and turn that key to a bright future. Stay nerdy, my friends!
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 01 Pis 07' 20", moving at 0.11 degrees per day, and is 1601683101 km away and approaching.
Hey there, Pisces! Saturn is in your sign, and it's time to buckle up, buttercup. This transit is all about looking inward and figuring out what you want to do with your life. You know that daydream you've been having about writing a book or opening a business? Well, now is the time to make it happen. But don't be fooled, this transit isn't going to be easy. Saturn is like a dad barging into your room to clean up the place. He may catch you off guard, but his advice is more helpful than you'd like to admit. So, open the door and hear him out. With Saturn in Pisces, you may feel restless or have trouble sleeping. So, take the time to cultivate inner calm. Meditate, go for a walk in the woods, breathe deeply, and make sure to get a full night's sleep. And don't forget to have a dream journal ready! This transit is all about making your dreams a reality. So, gather up all those details you've imagined and plan out how to make things happen. Write a business plan, work out a budget, and look into loan options. When we tune into the lessons Saturn in Pisces has to teach us, our path becomes clear. So, let's get to work, Pisces!
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 16 Tau 07' 26", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 3034891969 km away and receding.
Listen up, my fellow stargazers! Uranus is in Taurus, and that means big, sudden changes are coming your way! And let's face it, Taurus, you're not exactly known for handling change like a champ. But fear not, for these changes will ultimately lead you to a better place. Now, Taurus, we all know money is your specialty. And during these next seven years, we can expect some revolutionary changes in the world of finance. New forms of currency may arise, banks could come to a halt, and the housing and stock markets are in for a wild ride. But don't just focus on the external changes, Taurus. Look within and break free from the grips of money. Debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, and mortgages can all prevent you from using your money the way you want to. And let's not forget about those material possessions that have been holding you back. It's time to change your relationship with money and materialism. So don't resist, my fellow bulls. Uranus is here to liberate us and bring us to a point of greater stability. Embrace the changes and make them last for the long haul. After all, who knows what other surprises Uranus has in store for us?
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 25 Pis 09' 53", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4623353669 km away and approaching.
"Great Scott! Neptune is in Pisces and it's like a flux capacitor for our emotions. We're gonna have some serious clarity, like when Doc Brown finally figured out time travel. We'll see through the fog of our contradictions and realize how pointless it is to fight over trivial things. It's like we're all in this DeLorean together, trying to get to the future. This is the perfect time to tap into our spiritual side and figure out what we can bring to the collective table. Whether it's taking a class or creating an altar at home, Neptune in Pisces is here to support our journey. So put on your hoverboard, it's time to explore our emotional intelligence and create a better future."
Pluto
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 29 Cap 52' 43", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5275750675 km away and approaching.
Alright, my dear starry-eyed companions! Hold on to your hats and prepare for some cosmic insights! So, Pluto is currently in Capricorn, which means it's time to get serious about success and power. But beware, because this transit can also make us a bit intolerant of other people's ideas. Don't let your ambition blind you to the viewpoints of others. Pluto is all about shedding negativity and destructive patterns in order to make space for new growth. This might require some tough love, but trust me, it's worth it! Just be intentional about what you're destroying as you create something new. So, embrace your inner boss babe or boss dude and go after your dreams with all the determination of a Capricorn and the transformative power of Pluto. And remember, don't be a grumpy goat - keep an open mind and heart along the way!
Planet | Position |
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Sun | 26 Pis 23' 42" |
Moon | 25 Cap 10' 22" |
Mercury | 26 Pis 13' 21" |
Venus | 00 Tau 23' 46" |
Mars | 26 Gem 07' 11" |
Jupiter | 15 Ari 36' 39" |
Saturn | 01 Pis 07' 20" |
Uranus | 16 Tau 07' 26" |
Neptune | 25 Pis 09' 53" |
Pluto | 29 Cap 52' 43" |
The Sun
There is a nice balance today between your emotional side and your ego. This will promote harmony between you and women, the public, family members, and children. Think about talking over emotional issues with the people you are close to as this transit brings harmony and a willingness to compromise and see the others' point of view.
The Sun
You may feel like expressing yourself today through your thoughts and words. You feel a need to be heard, that you have something of importance to say. Say what is on your mind, but give equal time to others and listen to them. You might learn something new. Your thinking today should be sharp and focused.
The Sun
The Sun
You may feel a need to identify with others, to really understand them, and get closer to them sympathetically. At the same time, you may feel a need to escape from the trials of the world and get into a world of your own. Escaping like this is okay as long as it is done in a positive way, say, through meditation. Escaping by means of alcohol or drugs could be dangerous. Even though you may be tempted, do not give in to a desire to avoid all duty and responsibility today. Do not run away. Face things squarely. Be on guard for trickery.
The Sun
Mercury
Mercury
Venus
Venus
Mars
Alright, my cosmic comrades, let's get astrological! Today's solar kp index is as quiet as a mouse, but don't let that fool you. The solar wind speed is giving retrograde effects a moderate boost. So if you're feeling a little funky, blame it on the sun (not your dance moves). The waning crescent moon in Capricorn is making us all feel like we need to get our lives together. But let's be real, who has time for that? Embrace the chaos and ride the wave. The next new moon is coming up in 2023, so let's make the most of this lunar lull. As Capricorn bids us adieu, Aquarius is ready to take the reins. Get ready to feel inspired and innovative. It's time to think outside the box and make some waves. Who knows, you might just come up with the next big thing. So let's raise a glass to the cosmos and enjoy the ride. Remember, life is too short to take everything too seriously. #astrologyhumor #retrogradeblues #lunarlove #aquariusvibes