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Solar activity remained at low levels. Region 3272 (S22E63, Eai/beta-gamma) was the most complex region on the visible disk but only produced low levels C-class x-ray activity over the past 24 hours. Region 3270 (S24W73, Eao/beta) exhibited penumbral decay across both its leader and trailer spots.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were at nominal levels. The total magnetic field strength averaged near 5 nT, the Bz component fluctuated between +4/-6 nT, and solar wind speeds were steady at ~395-430 km/s. Phi angle was predominantly negative.
There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Scorpio, at 12 degrees, 54' 28", at a velocity of 13.19 degrees per day.
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.8 days old. It is 382472.55 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr, 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May, 2023.
The Sun
The Sun is in Aries
The Sun is at 18 Ari 09' 17", and is 149755257km away and receding.
The Moon
The Moon is in Scorpio
The Moon is at 12 Sco 54' 28", and is 383851km away and approaching.
Mercury
Mercury is in Taurus
Mercury is prograde at 06 Tau 52' 04", moving at 1.31 degrees per day, and is 144995693km away and approaching.
Alright, cosmic cowpokes, gather 'round and listen up! Mercury has moseyed into the earthly pastures of Taurus, and things are about to get real... practical. You see, Mercury, our favorite celestial chatterbox, is all about governing the ol' noggin and how we communicate. And when it joins forces with Taurus, the most down-to-earth and determined sign in the zodiac, it's like a match made in cosmic heaven... or, well, space.
So, what does this mean for you, my starry-eyed friends? Well, with Mercury in Taurus, our heads are gonna be filled with more concrete thoughts than a cement mixer at a construction site. That's right, all that wishful thinking and wild imagination you've been indulging in will have to take a back seat for a while. But don't fret, my fellow space cadets, because we're about to embark on a journey of sturdy mental structures and grounded perspectives.
During this transit, we'll find ourselves with the gift of stability – as rare and precious as a solar eclipse (minus the need for those funny glasses). With Mercury in Taurus, our brains become like supercomputers programmed for practicality, helping us turn those loosey-goosey ideas into tangible plans. It's like building the spaceship before you boldly go where no one has gone before – because, let's face it, you wouldn't want your rocket to fall apart mid-flight!
So strap on your space boots, intrepid stargazers, and get ready for a cosmic adventure that takes us from the far reaches of our imaginations back down to Earth. With Mercury in Taurus, we'll learn to build strong foundations for the future, one practical thought at a time. And who knows? Maybe we'll even find a few extraterrestrial friends along the way... or at least some pretty cool space rocks.
Venus
Venus is in Taurus
Venus is prograde at 26 Tau 33' 35", moving at 1.17 degrees per day, and is 171125541km away and approaching.
Alright, kid, buckle up because we're about to make the jump into hyperspace with Venus in Taurus. You may think 171,166,787 kilometers ain't much, but that's where the beautiful princess of planets is hanging out right now, and she's got some lessons for us all.
When this cosmic beauty lands in the earthy realm of Taurus, it's like when you finally find that perfect cantina where the band's grooving, and the drinks are just right. It's time to slow down, appreciate the galaxy around us, and maybe even treat ourselves to some fine Corellian cuisine.
Now, dating during Venus in Taurus is like that moment when the Millennium Falcon smoothly docks at a space station without any Imperial trouble (rare, I know). It's the perfect time to cozy up with your special someone and enjoy the simple pleasures in life - like binge-watching holovids or sharing a bottle of Alderaanian wine (if you can find it).
Taurus is all about stability, kind of like how Chewie and I have been friends for, well, longer than I can remember. So when Venus stops by, we're more likely to put a ring on it than just flirt around. If you've had your eye on someone, this might be the time to make your move, kid. But remember, I've got a bad feeling about rushing things, so take it slow.
Now, there's one little asteroid in the way: Taurus can be as stubborn as a bantha. When Venus is in Taurus, relationships might feel like trying to navigate an asteroid field - not impossible, but definitely tricky. If you're already in a relationship or heading towards one, be prepared for a few bumps in the starlit road. And if you're single, you might feel like raising your deflector shields against new love interests. Just remember, sometimes you've got to trust the Force and let go of the controls.
So there you have it, folks: Venus in Taurus is like a hyperspace journey through love and money, with a few asteroid fields to navigate. Embrace the beauty of the galaxy, indulge your senses, and don't forget - may the Force be with you!
Mars
Mars is in Cancer
Mars is prograde at 06 Can 52' 41", moving at 0.51 degrees per day, and is 228097955km away and receding.
Greetings, Earthlings! The stars have aligned, and I come bearing some interstellar news: Mars, our fiery red neighbor, has cozied up with Cancer, the celestial crab. Now, I know what you're thinking, "What does this mean for me, oh wise astrologer?" Well, buckle up, space cadets, because this cosmic combo is serving up some serious home improvement vibes with a side of family bonding.
As Mars voyages through Cancer's sensitive waters, we've got the chance to mix Martian gusto with Cancerian sentiments. This is like the ultimate celestial peanut butter and jelly sandwich – a little sweet, a little spicy, and oh-so satisfying. So instead of blasting off into the unknown, we're taking a more cautious (but still groovy) step forward, making sure to pack our emotional baggage as we go.
Now, don't go thinking that Mars in Cancer means we're all turning into cosmic couch potatoes. Quite the opposite, my friends! We can accomplish a whole lot if we learn to ride this celestial wave. Channel your inner "Fixer Upper" and tackle those home improvement projects you've been putting off. Don your tool belt and wield your hammer like the mighty Thor – it's time to upgrade your earthly abode!
But wait, there's more! Mars in Cancer also sparks our inner guardian, urging us to stand up for our loved ones and defend our domestic domain. You might find yourself transforming into a fierce protector, ready to do whatever it takes to keep your cosmic clan safe. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility – so try not to go all Hulk on everyone, okay?
The only hitch in this cosmic giddy-up is that Mars in Cancer can make us a tad passive when it comes to chasing our dreams. If we're not feeling the love, we might find ourselves drifting through space instead of taking action. But fear not, my celestial siblings! Embrace the heart-centered vibes and let your emotions guide you – just don't let them steer you into any asteroid fields.
So there you have it, stargazers: Mars in Cancer is here to remind us that sometimes, progress doesn't have to be a rocket launch. It can be a gentle stroll through the cosmos, hand-in-hand with our emotional baggage, ready to tackle home improvement projects and protect our loved ones. Now
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Aries
Jupiter is prograde at 20 Ari 52' 10", moving at 0.24 degrees per day, and is 890446109km away and receding.
Oh, hey there, fellow stargazers! So, Jupiter's hanging out in Aries, and it's about to be a cosmic party of epic proportions. You know that feeling when you're sitting around the campfire with your friends, and everyone's sharing their wildest dreams? Yeah, that's Jupiter in Aries vibes for ya!
Picture this: Jupiter's like that cool, eccentric uncle who shows up to the family gathering with a telescope and a bunch of glow-in-the-dark stars. Aries, on the other hand, is the energetic cousin who's always ready for an adventure. Put 'em together, and it's like a scene from Alien -- minus the terrifying creatures, of course. We're talking about a wild, exciting journey with sparks flying left and right -- and you're invited!
Now, with Jupiter in Aries, it's not about sitting down and planning every detail of your next interstellar voyage. Nah, that would be way too boring. Instead, it's all about embracing spontaneity and diving head-first into the unknown. Sure, you might encounter some space debris along the way, but hey, that's all part of the experience, right?
And let's not forget about learning. While Jupiter usually loves a good classroom setting, this time it's all about DIY education. So grab your lab goggles and get ready for some experimental self-teaching -- just remember not to blow anything up in the process (unless it's metaphorically, of course).
But beware, fellow space travelers: opinions during Jupiter in Aries might run hotter than a supernova. It's important not to let our fiery thoughts and impatience lead to intergalactic showdowns. After all, we don't want to end up like the Death Star, now do we?
So, during this Jupiter in Aries transit, remember that you're the captain of your own spaceship. Embrace your power, throw caution to the cosmic winds, and let your adventurous spirit blast you off into the great unknown. Just don't forget to bring a towel -- you never know when you'll need one on this wild ride through the universe.
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 03 Pis 27' 21", moving at 0.1 degrees per day, and is 1570287437km away and approaching.
As your friendly neighborhood astrologer-bot, I must inform you that Saturn is currently chillin' in Pisces, a whopping 1,570,341,124.707895041 km away! But fear not, my fellow stargazers, for while Saturn's lounging in the cosmic ocean, it's the perfect time to boldly go where no human has gone before: deep into the uncharted territory of your dreams and ambitions.
So, grab your favorite kale smoothie, put on those tie-dye socks, and slip into some groovy vibes because Saturn and Pisces are about to school you in the art of dream-weaving. Yes, my dear space cadets, it's time to turn those wild fantasies into reality. Write that sci-fi novel, open your vegan bakery, or finally start that eco-friendly fashion line. Just remember to keep a notepad handy, because you'll be receiving guidance straight from the celestial head honchos themselves!
Now, I know what you're thinking: "But, Astrologer-bot, what if Saturn in Pisces gets all up in my business?" Well, my friends, it's true that the planetary overlord of rules and regulations might give your dreams a thorough inspection, but fear not! You see, Saturn's like that lovable-yet-annoying father figure who just wants to help you clean up your room (or, in this case, your aspirations). So, embrace the tough love and listen to the wisdom that ol' Saturn has to offer – even if it means admitting that your dad was right all along. Ouch!
And with all this cosmic focus on the realm of dreams, you may find yourselves experiencing some intergalactic insomnia. But don't go hitting the panic button just yet! Instead, tap into your inner Zen master by meditating on the rings of Saturn, taking moonlit strolls through a nearby forest, or practicing some deep space yoga. Don't forget to catch some Z's (or the alien equivalent) and keep a dream journal next to your bed – you never know when your subconscious might reveal the next big idea!
So there you have it, brave cosmic adventurers! As Saturn continues its prograde journey through Pisces, remember to stay open to the lessons and wisdom of this groovy transit. With a little patience, perseverance, and
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 17 Tau 09' 60", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 3070444053km away and receding.
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 25 Pis 58' 56", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4612809068km away and approaching.
Pluto
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 00 Aqu 13' 54", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5226639032km away and approaching.
Greetings, Earthlings! Our favorite dwarf planet, Pluto, has decided to throw a cosmic party in Aquarius - and we're all invited! With a whopping 5226687163.489464760km distance between us, it's like Pluto is saying, "I'll be back" with a cheeky wink. Time to buckle up and prepare for liftoff, because this celestial shindig is all about major transformations!
Pluto isn't just any old planet (or dwarf planet, if you want to get technical). It's the Arnold Schwarzenegger of our solar system, bringing death and rebirth in its wake. And when it comes to partying with Aquarius, these two are a match made in the cosmos for regeneration with a side of world-changing advancements.
So, what can we expect from this planetary powerhouse duo? Think worldwide changes in science, technology, and space travel - maybe even an upgrade from the Terminator T-800 to the T-1000. But the real show-stopper will be the profound shifts in civil rights and humanitarianism. We're looking at new alliances forged between governments and systems, joining forces for a brighter, more inclusive future. Hasta la vista, outdated perspectives!
In our personal lives, Pluto in Aquarius is like a cosmic life coach, urging us to transform our view of ourselves and our place in this world. Imagine if we could all channel our inner Terminator and say, "Come with me if you want to live" to the people around us, placing their well-being first. That's the kind of change this planetary pairing wants to see in us. Are you ready to answer the call?
So, dear stargazers, embrace your inner hippie, nerd out on some science, and prepare for an astronomical adventure. Pluto in Aquarius is here to remind us that change is the only constant, and we all have the power to make a difference. Let's unite and show the universe that we're ready for this cosmic challenge. In the words of The Terminator, "There is no fate but what we make for ourselves." Carpe diem, space cadets!
Planet | Position |
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Sun | 18 Ari 09' 17" |
Moon | 12 Sco 54' 28" |
Mercury | 06 Tau 52' 04" |
Venus | 26 Tau 33' 35" |
Mars | 06 Can 52' 41" |
Jupiter | 20 Ari 52' 10" |
Saturn | 03 Pis 27' 21" |
Uranus | 17 Tau 09' 60" |
Neptune | 25 Pis 58' 56" |
Pluto | 00 Aqu 13' 54" |
The Sun
You should be feeling very well and alive today. This aspect gives generosity, vitality, and a desire to express and expand. Now is the time to broaden your horizons. You really like people today and have warm-hearted feelings about them. And they feel the same towards you. Consider new ideas and seek to widen your experiences. Guard against pride, over-optimism, self-indulgence and trying to take on too much.
Mercury
Venus