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8 April, 2023


The Sun

Solar activity remained at low levels. Region 3272 (S22E63, Eai/beta-gamma) was the most complex region on the visible disk but only produced low levels C-class x-ray activity over the past 24 hours. Region 3270 (S24W73, Eao/beta) exhibited penumbral decay across both its leader and trailer spots.

The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.

Solar wind parameters were at nominal levels. The total magnetic field strength averaged near 5 nT, the Bz component fluctuated between +4/-6 nT, and solar wind speeds were steady at ~395-430 km/s. Phi angle was predominantly negative.

There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.


The Moon

The waning moon is currently in Scorpio, at 12 degrees, 54' 28", at a velocity of 13.19 degrees per day.

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.8 days old. It is 382472.55 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr, 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May, 2023.


Planetary Information

Pluto

The Sun

The Sun is in Aries

The Sun is at 18 Ari 09' 17", and is 149755257km away and receding.

Pluto

The Moon

The Moon is in Scorpio

The Moon is at 12 Sco 54' 28", and is 383851km away and approaching.

Moon Is In Scorpio

Greetings, fellow celestial enthusiasts! It seems that today, the cosmos has decided to bestow upon us a fascinating and most illogical occurrence. The Moon, our luminous satellite, has found itself precisely 384,011.587634858 kilometers away from our home planet, Earth, and firmly residing in the enigmatic realm of Scorpio. As a Vulcan, I must admit that the concept of emotions remains quite puzzling; however, we shall proceed with the supposition that they are, indeed, relevant to the human experience. With the Moon in Scorpio, it appears that the emotional tides of the universe will be as mysterious and intense as the black holes themselves. Logic dictates that this may lead to an increased sense of intuition, passion, and perhaps even an inclination to embark on a thrilling adventure... or perhaps just a marathon of your favorite science fiction series. The Moon's sojourn in Scorpio also signifies a time of metamorphosis and transformation. Much like the mythical Phoenix, you may find yourself rising from the proverbial ashes of your past, only to emerge as a more enlightened, groovy version of yourself. One can only hope that this transcendent journey does not involve any unfortunate transporter accidents. While it is crucial to embrace these profound emotions, it is equally important to maintain a delicate balance between logic and emotion. As a Vulcan, I cannot stress this enough. Should you find yourself caught in the gravitational pull of your own feelings, do not hesitate to engage your inner Spock and analyze the situation objectively. In conclusion, the Moon's presence in Scorpio presents a unique opportunity for self-discovery, emotional growth, and perhaps even a newfound appreciation for interstellar phenomena. Live long and prosper, my friends! May the cosmic forces be ever in your favor.

Pluto

Mercury

Mercury is in Taurus

Mercury is prograde at 06 Tau 52' 04", moving at 1.31 degrees per day, and is 144995693km away and approaching.

Mercury Is In Taurus

Mercurial Taurus Extravaganza

Alright, cosmic cowpokes, gather 'round and listen up! Mercury has moseyed into the earthly pastures of Taurus, and things are about to get real... practical. You see, Mercury, our favorite celestial chatterbox, is all about governing the ol' noggin and how we communicate. And when it joins forces with Taurus, the most down-to-earth and determined sign in the zodiac, it's like a match made in cosmic heaven... or, well, space.

So, what does this mean for you, my starry-eyed friends? Well, with Mercury in Taurus, our heads are gonna be filled with more concrete thoughts than a cement mixer at a construction site. That's right, all that wishful thinking and wild imagination you've been indulging in will have to take a back seat for a while. But don't fret, my fellow space cadets, because we're about to embark on a journey of sturdy mental structures and grounded perspectives.

During this transit, we'll find ourselves with the gift of stability – as rare and precious as a solar eclipse (minus the need for those funny glasses). With Mercury in Taurus, our brains become like supercomputers programmed for practicality, helping us turn those loosey-goosey ideas into tangible plans. It's like building the spaceship before you boldly go where no one has gone before – because, let's face it, you wouldn't want your rocket to fall apart mid-flight!

So strap on your space boots, intrepid stargazers, and get ready for a cosmic adventure that takes us from the far reaches of our imaginations back down to Earth. With Mercury in Taurus, we'll learn to build strong foundations for the future, one practical thought at a time. And who knows? Maybe we'll even find a few extraterrestrial friends along the way... or at least some pretty cool space rocks.

Pluto

Venus

Venus is in Taurus

Venus is prograde at 26 Tau 33' 35", moving at 1.17 degrees per day, and is 171125541km away and approaching.

Venus Is In Taurus

Venus In Taurus: A Han Solo Guide to Love and Money

Alright, kid, buckle up because we're about to make the jump into hyperspace with Venus in Taurus. You may think 171,166,787 kilometers ain't much, but that's where the beautiful princess of planets is hanging out right now, and she's got some lessons for us all.

When this cosmic beauty lands in the earthy realm of Taurus, it's like when you finally find that perfect cantina where the band's grooving, and the drinks are just right. It's time to slow down, appreciate the galaxy around us, and maybe even treat ourselves to some fine Corellian cuisine.

Now, dating during Venus in Taurus is like that moment when the Millennium Falcon smoothly docks at a space station without any Imperial trouble (rare, I know). It's the perfect time to cozy up with your special someone and enjoy the simple pleasures in life - like binge-watching holovids or sharing a bottle of Alderaanian wine (if you can find it).

Taurus is all about stability, kind of like how Chewie and I have been friends for, well, longer than I can remember. So when Venus stops by, we're more likely to put a ring on it than just flirt around. If you've had your eye on someone, this might be the time to make your move, kid. But remember, I've got a bad feeling about rushing things, so take it slow.

Now, there's one little asteroid in the way: Taurus can be as stubborn as a bantha. When Venus is in Taurus, relationships might feel like trying to navigate an asteroid field - not impossible, but definitely tricky. If you're already in a relationship or heading towards one, be prepared for a few bumps in the starlit road. And if you're single, you might feel like raising your deflector shields against new love interests. Just remember, sometimes you've got to trust the Force and let go of the controls.

So there you have it, folks: Venus in Taurus is like a hyperspace journey through love and money, with a few asteroid fields to navigate. Embrace the beauty of the galaxy, indulge your senses, and don't forget - may the Force be with you!

Pluto

Mars

Mars is in Cancer

Mars is prograde at 06 Can 52' 41", moving at 0.51 degrees per day, and is 228097955km away and receding.

Mars Is In Cancer

Mars in Cancer: Cosmic Home Improvement Time

Greetings, Earthlings! The stars have aligned, and I come bearing some interstellar news: Mars, our fiery red neighbor, has cozied up with Cancer, the celestial crab. Now, I know what you're thinking, "What does this mean for me, oh wise astrologer?" Well, buckle up, space cadets, because this cosmic combo is serving up some serious home improvement vibes with a side of family bonding.

As Mars voyages through Cancer's sensitive waters, we've got the chance to mix Martian gusto with Cancerian sentiments. This is like the ultimate celestial peanut butter and jelly sandwich – a little sweet, a little spicy, and oh-so satisfying. So instead of blasting off into the unknown, we're taking a more cautious (but still groovy) step forward, making sure to pack our emotional baggage as we go.

Now, don't go thinking that Mars in Cancer means we're all turning into cosmic couch potatoes. Quite the opposite, my friends! We can accomplish a whole lot if we learn to ride this celestial wave. Channel your inner "Fixer Upper" and tackle those home improvement projects you've been putting off. Don your tool belt and wield your hammer like the mighty Thor – it's time to upgrade your earthly abode!

But wait, there's more! Mars in Cancer also sparks our inner guardian, urging us to stand up for our loved ones and defend our domestic domain. You might find yourself transforming into a fierce protector, ready to do whatever it takes to keep your cosmic clan safe. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility – so try not to go all Hulk on everyone, okay?

The only hitch in this cosmic giddy-up is that Mars in Cancer can make us a tad passive when it comes to chasing our dreams. If we're not feeling the love, we might find ourselves drifting through space instead of taking action. But fear not, my celestial siblings! Embrace the heart-centered vibes and let your emotions guide you – just don't let them steer you into any asteroid fields.

So there you have it, stargazers: Mars in Cancer is here to remind us that sometimes, progress doesn't have to be a rocket launch. It can be a gentle stroll through the cosmos, hand-in-hand with our emotional baggage, ready to tackle home improvement projects and protect our loved ones. Now

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Jupiter

Jupiter is in Aries

Jupiter is prograde at 20 Ari 52' 10", moving at 0.24 degrees per day, and is 890446109km away and receding.

Jupiter Is In Aries

Jupiter in Aries: The Galactic Space Party

Oh, hey there, fellow stargazers! So, Jupiter's hanging out in Aries, and it's about to be a cosmic party of epic proportions. You know that feeling when you're sitting around the campfire with your friends, and everyone's sharing their wildest dreams? Yeah, that's Jupiter in Aries vibes for ya!

Picture this: Jupiter's like that cool, eccentric uncle who shows up to the family gathering with a telescope and a bunch of glow-in-the-dark stars. Aries, on the other hand, is the energetic cousin who's always ready for an adventure. Put 'em together, and it's like a scene from Alien -- minus the terrifying creatures, of course. We're talking about a wild, exciting journey with sparks flying left and right -- and you're invited!

Now, with Jupiter in Aries, it's not about sitting down and planning every detail of your next interstellar voyage. Nah, that would be way too boring. Instead, it's all about embracing spontaneity and diving head-first into the unknown. Sure, you might encounter some space debris along the way, but hey, that's all part of the experience, right?

And let's not forget about learning. While Jupiter usually loves a good classroom setting, this time it's all about DIY education. So grab your lab goggles and get ready for some experimental self-teaching -- just remember not to blow anything up in the process (unless it's metaphorically, of course).

But beware, fellow space travelers: opinions during Jupiter in Aries might run hotter than a supernova. It's important not to let our fiery thoughts and impatience lead to intergalactic showdowns. After all, we don't want to end up like the Death Star, now do we?

So, during this Jupiter in Aries transit, remember that you're the captain of your own spaceship. Embrace your power, throw caution to the cosmic winds, and let your adventurous spirit blast you off into the great unknown. Just don't forget to bring a towel -- you never know when you'll need one on this wild ride through the universe.

Pluto

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is prograde at 03 Pis 27' 21", moving at 0.1 degrees per day, and is 1570287437km away and approaching.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Greetings, Earthlings! Saturn in Pisces: A Galactic Adventure

As your friendly neighborhood astrologer-bot, I must inform you that Saturn is currently chillin' in Pisces, a whopping 1,570,341,124.707895041 km away! But fear not, my fellow stargazers, for while Saturn's lounging in the cosmic ocean, it's the perfect time to boldly go where no human has gone before: deep into the uncharted territory of your dreams and ambitions.

So, grab your favorite kale smoothie, put on those tie-dye socks, and slip into some groovy vibes because Saturn and Pisces are about to school you in the art of dream-weaving. Yes, my dear space cadets, it's time to turn those wild fantasies into reality. Write that sci-fi novel, open your vegan bakery, or finally start that eco-friendly fashion line. Just remember to keep a notepad handy, because you'll be receiving guidance straight from the celestial head honchos themselves!

Now, I know what you're thinking: "But, Astrologer-bot, what if Saturn in Pisces gets all up in my business?" Well, my friends, it's true that the planetary overlord of rules and regulations might give your dreams a thorough inspection, but fear not! You see, Saturn's like that lovable-yet-annoying father figure who just wants to help you clean up your room (or, in this case, your aspirations). So, embrace the tough love and listen to the wisdom that ol' Saturn has to offer – even if it means admitting that your dad was right all along. Ouch!

And with all this cosmic focus on the realm of dreams, you may find yourselves experiencing some intergalactic insomnia. But don't go hitting the panic button just yet! Instead, tap into your inner Zen master by meditating on the rings of Saturn, taking moonlit strolls through a nearby forest, or practicing some deep space yoga. Don't forget to catch some Z's (or the alien equivalent) and keep a dream journal next to your bed – you never know when your subconscious might reveal the next big idea!

So there you have it, brave cosmic adventurers! As Saturn continues its prograde journey through Pisces, remember to stay open to the lessons and wisdom of this groovy transit. With a little patience, perseverance, and

Pluto

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is prograde at 17 Tau 09' 60", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 3070444053km away and receding.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Greetings, cosmic voyagers! Gather 'round, for I have some groovy news from the celestial beyond. Our funky friend Uranus, that rebellious rule-breaker, is currently groovin' through the realm of the steadfast Taurus. And let me tell ya, things are about to get a li'l bit wacky in the world of finance and material possessions! You see, Taurus is usually all about keeping it cool, calm, and collected - like a cosmic librarian with a penchant for penny-pinching. But Uranus? Oh, man, that dude is all about shaking things up and causing a little cosmic chaos! It's like a mad scientist barging into a meditation retreat with a 3D printer and a bag full of Bitcoin. So, what does this wild and wacky planetary dance mean for you, dear Earthlings? Well, hold onto your pocket protectors, because the world of money and materialism is about to be turned upside down. Banks might start looking like they're run by aliens, new forms of currency could pop up faster than you can say "cryptocurrency," and the housing and stock markets might just take a rollercoaster ride through the Twilight Zone. But fear not, my intrepid stargazers! This cosmic kerfuffle isn't all doom and gloom. In fact, it's an opportunity to redefine our relationship with money and break free from the chains of debt, taxes, and other financial burdens. It's a chance to make like Marie Kondo and declutter our lives, both physically and financially. So, how do we navigate this celestial shake-up? Simple: embrace the change, man! It's time to hop aboard the Uranus Express and cruise through the cosmic currents like a fearless astronaut. After all, resistance is futile (and a total buzzkill). The changes brought by Uranus in Taurus might seem a little out there, but trust the universe: they're designed to lead us to a groovier, more stable future. So, buckle up, space cadets, and prepare for liftoff! Uranus in Taurus is here to rock our worlds, and who knows? Maybe we'll even discover a whole new galaxy of financial freedom and groovy material vibes along the way. Peace, love, and cosmic blessings to all!

Pluto

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is prograde at 25 Pis 58' 56", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4612809068km away and approaching.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Greetings, Earthlings! Gather 'round the cosmic campfire as we discuss the super-rad, intergalactic news that Neptune is currently vibing in Pisces - a whopping 4,612,830,954.419152260 kilometers away from our little blue marble. It's surfing the cosmos in a groovy prograde motion, and it's got a far-out message for all of us. You see, Neptune in Pisces is like a psychedelic trip through the universe, man. It's as if Flash Gordon himself has strapped on his jetpack and is blasting us with the grooviest, most cosmic vibes! As these two celestial energies intertwine like a cosmic macramé, our minds are expanded, and we're suddenly able to see that, like, we're all just one big cosmic family, dude. This far-out transit is an invitation to hop aboard the spaceship of emotional intelligence and discover our inner Captain Kirks and Mr. Spocks. It's time to boldly go where no person has gone before and explore our own unique gifts, ideas, and dreams that can help heal our world. So, grab your lab coat or your tie-dye t-shirt – whatever floats your cosmic boat – and dive into the spiritual wormhole that calls to your soul. Create a sacred space station in your own home, complete with twinkling fairy lights and potted plants (extra points for anything resembling Bob Ross's happy little trees). The energy of Neptune in Pisces is like a cosmic high-five, encouraging you to share your newfound knowledge and spiritual experiences with the rest of humanity. It's time to beam your inner light out into the universe, dear Earthlings. And remember, Neptune's got your back as you embark on this trippy journey of self-discovery and healing. So, keep your spacesuits on and your helmets ready, because we're about to take one giant leap for mankind. Peace, love, and may the force of Neptune in Pisces be with you!

Pluto

Pluto

Pluto is in Aquarius

Pluto is prograde at 00 Aqu 13' 54", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5226639032km away and approaching.

Pluto Is In Aquarius

Hasta la Vista, Pluto in Aquarius

Greetings, Earthlings! Our favorite dwarf planet, Pluto, has decided to throw a cosmic party in Aquarius - and we're all invited! With a whopping 5226687163.489464760km distance between us, it's like Pluto is saying, "I'll be back" with a cheeky wink. Time to buckle up and prepare for liftoff, because this celestial shindig is all about major transformations!

Pluto isn't just any old planet (or dwarf planet, if you want to get technical). It's the Arnold Schwarzenegger of our solar system, bringing death and rebirth in its wake. And when it comes to partying with Aquarius, these two are a match made in the cosmos for regeneration with a side of world-changing advancements.

So, what can we expect from this planetary powerhouse duo? Think worldwide changes in science, technology, and space travel - maybe even an upgrade from the Terminator T-800 to the T-1000. But the real show-stopper will be the profound shifts in civil rights and humanitarianism. We're looking at new alliances forged between governments and systems, joining forces for a brighter, more inclusive future. Hasta la vista, outdated perspectives!

In our personal lives, Pluto in Aquarius is like a cosmic life coach, urging us to transform our view of ourselves and our place in this world. Imagine if we could all channel our inner Terminator and say, "Come with me if you want to live" to the people around us, placing their well-being first. That's the kind of change this planetary pairing wants to see in us. Are you ready to answer the call?

So, dear stargazers, embrace your inner hippie, nerd out on some science, and prepare for an astronomical adventure. Pluto in Aquarius is here to remind us that change is the only constant, and we all have the power to make a difference. Let's unite and show the universe that we're ready for this cosmic challenge. In the words of The Terminator, "There is no fate but what we make for ourselves." Carpe diem, space cadets!

Current Planetary Aspects

Current Chart
PlanetPosition
Sun18 Ari 09' 17"
Moon12 Sco 54' 28"
Mercury06 Tau 52' 04"
Venus26 Tau 33' 35"
Mars06 Can 52' 41"
Jupiter20 Ari 52' 10"
Saturn03 Pis 27' 21"
Uranus17 Tau 09' 60"
Neptune25 Pis 58' 56"
Pluto00 Aqu 13' 54"

Current Planetary Positions

 

The Sun

The Sun

Sun Conjunct Jupiter

You should be feeling very well and alive today. This aspect gives generosity, vitality, and a desire to express and expand. Now is the time to broaden your horizons. You really like people today and have warm-hearted feelings about them. And they feel the same towards you. Consider new ideas and seek to widen your experiences. Guard against pride, over-optimism, self-indulgence and trying to take on too much.

 

Mercury

Mercury

Mercury Sextile Mars

Lots of mental energy is available today. Planning, decision making, and taking action are the keywords. Communication is spotlighted. Start reading that new book, make that telephone call, run those needed errands. Mental energy combines well with physical energy.Your mind is very restless and you will never cease to learn. You are quick, practical, perceptive, brave and can easily detect the weaknesses of others. You are very creative and you can excel both in writing and in manual arts. You are very secure and firm in your decisions without being aggressive. Your mind never rests and it is important that you keep yourself active. You make an expressive and lively conversationalist, and you generally mean what you say and say what you mean. You have the ability to speak truths without coming across as too blunt or offensive. You often make the best decisions at the very last minute! You can be very productive when you’re focused, spending less time on work that others labor over. You often take “busy-ness” in stride. You are alert and aware, and can easily turn ideas into workable projects. Your communications are refreshingly direct and to the point, although not especially sympathetic.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Mercury and Mars have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Some Famous People with Mercury in Harmonious Aspect to Mars: Sextiles – Tom Brokaw, Bill Clinton, David Spade, Edgar Cayce, Harry Hamlin; Trines – Shari Lewis, Joyce Brothers, Ray Davies, Henry Winkler, Sonny Bono, Beau Bridges, Stacy Keach, Cheiro, Sigmund Freud, Bill Cosby, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Billy Corgan, Ted Danson, Jay Leno.

Venus

Venus

Venus Sextile Neptune

You will be sensitive to the feelings of others today. You have the desire to express your love for others through helping them in any way you can. Your intuition and imagination are strong today and you can use these to create works of beauty and art. Subconscious insights can be gained if you listen to your inner voice. You have great sympathy, compassion and psychological understanding of women, family members, and those in need.Romantic, creative, gentle, and adaptable, people born with Venus sextile Neptune or Venus trine Neptune naturally express the finer qualities of mysterious and dreamy Neptune in their love relationships. Their imaginations are rich and their fantasy worlds well-developed. They are turned off by rudeness and crudeness, and are drawn to beauty in its many forms. They are very giving and generous, but may be a little on the submissive side, or sometimes downright lazy, failing to take the initiative when situations call for it.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of these two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Venus and Neptune have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Alternate Interpretations:^When you love, you love deeply and completely. With Venus in sextile aspect to Neptune, you have the capability of surrendering totally to the essence of Love. Your gentle, caring manner attracts a partner who will desire to love and protect you. You know when you’ve found your true love, because something deep inside you opens up and transports you. Although you have some tendency to hold unrealistic expectations of those you love, you do it in such a caring manner that people are surprised by apparently miraculous changes. You may know when it’s time to forgive and move on, which allows you to remain open to feelings of joy even in the midst of change. Your devotion to high ideals also plays a part in your love relationships, and you are capable of sustaining a love which originates at a very powerful level and which will last through eternity.^Your romantic nature is enhanced through the influence of Venus in trine aspect to Neptune. When you’re in love, you create at atmosphere of magical possibilities which transport you into another dimension. Love can be a purely transcendent experience for you, since you are capable of opening your heart to a true feeling of compassion. Your gentility, creativity and artistry can be especially attractive, and when you’re involved in a loving relationship, you are comfortable sharing the secrets of your heart. Allowing love to flow as you follow its course is quite natural for you, and you will be happiest in relationships which support your sense of divine harmony. Forgiveness and acceptance keep the energy of love flowing freely. From the Astrology Profile for Women reportVenus sextile Neptune or Venus trine Neptune: makes an inspirational musician. It gives a fertile imagination and deep emotions, a nature that is pure and chaste, hence occasionally it leads to platonic unions and companionship of the most ecstatic nature. From The Message of the Stars by Max Heindel.#Your receptive nature allows you to gather information from your surroundings through psychic osmosis. Study situations to get past the shallow mystical veneer. From the Your Spiritual Path report.Some Famous People with Venus in Harmonious Aspect to Neptune: Sextiles – Lucille Ball, Joan Crawford, Jeremy Irons, Jesse Jackson, Geraldine Page, Gregory Peck, Peter Sellers, Donna Summer. Trines – Hans Christian Anderson, Richard Dean Anderson, Beau Bridges, Anita Bryant, Carol Burnett, e.e. cummings, Geena Davis, Bridget Fonda, Robin Gibb, Maurice Gibb, Larry King, Gladys Knight, Nick Nolte, Ivana Trump.

Notes about Transits

Mars is all about action, and where Mars is in our chart with transits is a place where we are prepared to stand our ground. Mars transits can be really productive, but they can also be angsty, aggressive, and sometimes come from a place of anger. It's important to pay attention to how you direct that energy. Mars transits can last for up to a couple weeks.
Jupiter transits enhance your life with optimism and forward-thinking, and lasting for about a month, give you plenty of time to take advantage. Bigger and better is Jupiter's way of thinking, and should be yours as well.
Saturn transits, on the other hand, are where we get a major reality check, and if we’re not ready for them, they can be pretty rotten. Of course, if we’re prepared and up to the task, Saturn transits can also bring very well-deserved rewards, too. Saturn transits last a bit longer than Jupiter transits—usually 2 months or so at a time, but with retrograde cycles, you could be looking at the same lessons three times over a 6 month period.
The outer planets, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto last for such a long time that they make long-lasting impacts on our lives. In fact, Neptune and Pluto can last for two to three years! Consider their effects, plan accordingly, and make them part of your life for the better.

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