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9 April, 2023
Solar activity was moderate. Region 3272 (S21E50, Eai/beta-gamma) produced an impulsive M2/1n flare at 08/0146 UTC, in addition to several C-class events this period. Region 3272 increased in area and spot count this period while Region 3270 (S24W85, Eao/beta) was in decay as it approached the west limb. No Earth-directed CMEs were detected.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
The solar wind environment was nominal. Total field strength was steady near 5 nT and Bz ranged between +/-5 nT. Solar wind speeds decreased from initial values near 425 km/s to 325 km/s. Phi angle was predominantly negative.
There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Scorpio, at 26 degrees, 12' 24", at a velocity of 13.41 degrees per day.
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.8 days old. It is 377765.22 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr, 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Aries
The Sun is at 19 Ari 08' 15", and is 149798579km away and receding.
The Moon is in Scorpio
The Moon will change from Scorpio to Sagittarius in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 26 Sco 12' 24", and is 380634km away and approaching.Moon Is In Scorpio
Ah, my cosmic comrades! Gather 'round, for the Moon has donned its most mysterious cloak and slipped into the secretive realm of Scorpio, like a cat burglar in the night. But fear not, this celestial game of hide-and-seek shall only last for a mere 24 hours before our lunar luminary gallops gallantly into the fiery embrace of Sagittarius. Now, I could drone on about the Moon's precise distance of 380,781.546691714 galactic units (better known as kilometers to us Earth-dwellers), but let's save the nerdy number-crunching for another day, shall we? Today, we shall dive into the deep, dark waters of Scorpio, where our emotions swirl like a cosmic whirlpool, threatening to engulf us in their powerful currents. But, do not succumb to the undertow, my friends! Instead, channel your inner G'Kar - as I often do - and rise above these murky depths with wit, wisdom, and an appreciation for the absurd! Indeed, with the Moon in Scorpio, secrets may be revealed, passions ignited, and transformations afoot. A perfect moment to unleash your inner mad scientist and concoct a potion for personal growth! Just remember, no man is an island, and even G'Kar had his trusty allies by his side. As the Moon prepares to embark on its next journey to Sagittarius, take a moment to reflect on the lessons learned during this brief but intense Scorpio sojourn. And remember, fellow stargazers, the universe is vast, mysterious, and sometimes downright bonkers - just like us. So, hold onto your hats (or tentacles) and prepare for the next cosmic adventure, as we follow the Moon's celestial dance across the zodiac. Until then, may the stars be as quirky, delightful, and full of surprises as our very own G'Kar!Mercury is in Taurus
Mercury is prograde at 08 Tau 08' 12", moving at 1.22 degrees per day, and is 141094054km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Taurus
Mercury In Taurus: A Nerdy, Hippy, Sci-Fi Twist
Greetings, cosmic voyagers! It's time to engage warp speed as Mercury has landed in Taurus! Now, I know what you're thinking, Captain Sisko didn't study astrology aboard Deep Space Nine, but let's just imagine he did for a moment. With Mercury being 141,267,032.027920455 km away (give or take a few meters), and currently prograde, we're in for an interesting ride!
Imagine Mercury as the ultimate science officer, influencing our thoughts and communication like a universal translator on Starfleet's finest starships. And Taurus? Well, that's the trusty crew member who keeps everything running smoothly, providing the much-needed gravitational pull to keep our ideas from floating off into deep space.
As we boldly go where no horoscope has gone before, our imagination and wishful thinking are beamed down to an uncharted planet, replaced by the logical and practical perspectives of our inner Spock. That's right, cosmic cadets, this transit is all about stability and planning – think less "red alert" and more "diplomatic negotiations with the Bajorans."
So, grab your tricorders and get ready to explore the final frontier of Mercury in Taurus! And remember, the future is yours to create – just make sure you've got a sturdy foundation to build your dreams upon. Live long and prosper!
Venus is in Taurus
Venus is prograde at 27 Tau 43' 51", moving at 1.17 degrees per day, and is 170116249km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Taurus
Great Scott! Brace yourselves, my cosmic companions, for a delightful planetary phenomenon is upon us! Venus, the benevolent planet of love and beauty, has entered the steadfast domain of Taurus, precisely 170,157,711.582542390km away, and all signs point to a prograde motion! By Doc Brown's time-traveling DeLorean, this is an extraordinary occurrence! As Venus takes up residence in the earthly realm of Taurus, it's like merging the enchanting beauty of a Monet painting with the grounded wisdom of Yoda himself. We're in for a time of simplifying the quantum mechanics of love and money matters, rebuilding relationships from the ground up like a cosmic LEGO masterpiece. Now, when it comes to dating during this Venus-Taurus intergalactic dance, expect a slow-motion montage of romantic bliss! It's as if you and your significant other are frolicking through a meadow, hand in hand, while sipping on vintage wine and nibbling on gourmet chocolate. Indulge your senses, my friends, for this is a time of divine pleasure! But beware, my fellow stargazers! As Taurus is known for its unwavering dedication to security, this cosmic connection may have us seeking commitment with the fervor of a mad scientist chasing after his time machine. Casual flings and fleeting affairs will be cast aside like an old flux capacitor, as deeper connections take center stage. If you've been eyeing that special someone, now is the time to make your move – just be prepared for the intensity of a love powered by 1.21 gigawatts! However, let's not forget that Taurus is also the master of stubbornness, and with Venus swirling around its celestial playground, our relationships may encounter a few speed bumps on the road to coupledom. Fear not, space cadets! Just remember that flexibility is the key to navigating these cosmic challenges. So channel your inner Gumby and embrace adaptability, and you'll find that even the most stubborn Bull can be tamed. In conclusion, my interstellar explorers, as Venus dazzles in Taurus, let us cherish the beauty of our world, relish the company of loved ones, and embrace the power of love that transcends both space and time. And remember, where we're going, we don't need roads – just a keen eye on the stars!Mars is in Cancer
Mars is prograde at 07 Can 23' 35", moving at 0.52 degrees per day, and is 229547639km away and receding.
Mars Is In Cancer
Mars in Cancer: A Cosmic Blend of Fire and Water
Attention, cosmic space cadets! Mars, our fiery red neighbor, has decided to take a vacay in the celestial realm of Cancer. But fear not, my fellow stargazers, for this interstellar journey offers an opportunity for us to channel our inner Barbarella as we navigate through this galactic adventure filled with warmth, humor, and of course, some good ol' fashioned astrological wisdom.
So grab your telescopes, pack your moon boots, and join me on a voyage where we shall bravely explore the cosmic dance of Mars and Cancer. Prepare for liftoff in 3...2...1... Blast off!
As Mars cruises through the gentle waves of Cancer, it's as if our cosmic warrior is taking a much-needed beach vacation. He's swapping his battle armor for a cozy bathrobe, trading his sword for a cup of herbal tea, and embracing the soothing waters of emotion. And let's face it, even the toughest space heroes need a little R&R now and then, right?
While Mars might be toning down his usual fiery tendencies, that doesn't mean he's putting his feet up and binge-watching Star Trek. Oh no, my friends. Instead, Mars is channeling his energy into, dare I say it, domestic bliss! *gasp*
That's right, fellow astro-enthusiasts, it's time to break out the toolkit and dive into those home improvement projects you've been putting off since Pluto was reclassified as a dwarf planet (we still love you, Pluto!). With Mars in Cancer, there's never been a better time to unleash your inner cosmic carpenter and start building a sanctuary for yourself and your loved ones.
However, don't be fooled by Mars' newfound cosmic cuddliness. While he may be embracing his softer side, he's still a warrior at heart, and woe betide anyone who threatens his newfound domestic domain. With Mars in Cancer, our protective instincts are dialed up to 11, making us fierce defenders of family, hearth, and home.
But beware, dear stargazers, for with great power comes great responsibility. As Mars swims through the emotional tides of Cancer, we must guard against becoming overly sensitive and reactive. Remember: the key is to find balance, harnessing the passion of Mars
Jupiter is in Aries
Jupiter is prograde at 21 Ari 06' 38", moving at 0.24 degrees per day, and is 890591470km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Aries
Greetings, Earthlings! Gather 'round as I reveal the cosmic secrets of Jupiter in Aries, a time when our minds are set ablaze by the interstellar fireworks of innovation and intuition. Picture this: Jupiter, the big gaseous giant, is currently 890,587,015.617604375 kilometers away, cruising along in its prograde motion like a groovy space traveler. And now it's hanging out in Aries, the fiery first sign of the zodiac, inspiring us to boldly go where we haven't gone before! During this far-out transit, we have the opportunity to break free from the gravitational pull of our past limitations and blast off into a future filled with fresh ideas and unexplored possibilities. But don't expect a detailed flight plan from Mission Control, my fellow space cadets. With Jupiter in Aries, it's all about feeling the cosmic groove and following your own internal guidance system to navigate the universe. Now, I know what you're thinking: "But, Klaatu, how can I learn without someone to teach me?" Fear not, my intrepid explorers! Jupiter in Aries reminds us that sometimes the best lessons come from our own experiences, whether we're nailing a perfect three-point landing or crash-landing on an alien moon. So strap on your jetpack and take some risks – the cosmos is your classroom! But beware, stardust siblings: opinions are as hot as solar flares during this transit, and impatience for action can lead to full-scale asteroid battles on both political and social fronts. While it's tempting to believe that your own galactic perspective is the ultimate truth, remember that Jupiter's mission is to expand, not contract. So keep those communication channels open and avoid turning into a black hole of narrow-mindedness. Finally, during this cosmic journey through Aries, we must realize that we are the captains of our own starships, and we hold the keys to our big, bright, and happy futures. Jupiter is like our intergalactic cheerleader, encouraging us to embrace our individual potential and boldly go where we've never gone before. So, fellow space travelers, let's rocket towards our destinies with Jupiter in Aries as our celestial co-pilot. Remember: the universe is vast, but your potential is infinite! Peace, love, and cosmic vibes, Earthlings!Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 03 Pis 33' 10", moving at 0.1 degrees per day, and is 1568517100km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Hasta La Vista, Saturn in Pisces
Alright, my cosmic comrades, gather 'round and listen up! Our favorite ringed planet, Saturn, has entered the mystical realm of Pisces, and it's time to dive deep into your inner nerd. As the Terminator would say, "I'll be back," and guess what? Saturn is back, baby, and it's ready to turn your daydreams into reality.
With Saturn lurking 1,568,571,573.002750874 km away (yeah, I did the math), it's currently in a prograde motion, which means it's all systems go for putting your dreams into action. So, grab your lab goggles and notepads because we're about to get schooled by the ultimate celestial combo of the Master of Rules and the dreamy Piscean vibes.
Now, don't go running for the hills when Saturn starts questioning your wildest fantasies. It may feel like the planetary equivalent of Dad barging in on your private life, but trust me, it's for your own good. So, put down that "Stay Out of My Room" sign and let Saturn work its magic. Embrace your inner hippie and welcome the wisdom with open arms, man.
Of course, this cosmic cocktail might leave you feeling a bit restless, maybe even sleep-deprived. But fear not, my groovy stargazers! This is the perfect time to channel your inner zen: meditate, frolic in nature, take some deep breaths, or even catch a few extra Z's (but don't forget your dream journal!).
So, remember, as the Terminator once said, "There is no fate but what we make for ourselves." Let Saturn in Pisces be your guide during this transit, and watch your dreams come to life. Hasta la vista, baby!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 17 Tau 13' 08", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 3071672927km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Greetings, Earthlings and fellow stargazers! Captain Jean-Luc Picard here, boldly going where no astrologer has gone before, with a cosmic update on Uranus in Taurus. Engage your senses and prepare for a voyage of planetary proportions! As Uranus warps into Taurus at a staggering 3,071,640,134.317153931 km away, it's no surprise that we're feeling some turbulence in our lives. This celestial giant is currently in a prograde motion, and its cosmic dance with the ever-stubborn Taurus is causing quite a stir. You see, Taurus, much like a certain crew member we all know and love (*cough* Worf *cough*), prefers to stick to the tried-and-true methods, maintaining a steady course without any sudden changes. However, Uranus, the rebellious teenager of the cosmos, has other plans. It thrives on shaking things up and challenging the status quo. Resistance is futile, my friends. During this seven-year mission with Uranus in Taurus, we can expect nothing short of a financial revolution. New currencies may emerge, banks could face dramatic transformations, and the housing and stock markets may experience a cosmic rollercoaster ride. Think of it as Starfleet Academy for your finances - intense, but ultimately rewarding. On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is giving us all a Vulcan nerve pinch to break free from the gravitational pull of money and materialism. Debts, taxes, credit card interest, rent, and mortgages - these are the black holes that keep us from reaching financial warp speed. It's time to change our relationship with money, just as one might adapt to life aboard a starship. As we traverse this uncharted territory, remember: Uranus is here to liberate us from our monetary shackles. So raise those shields, recalibrate your financial phasers, and embrace the cosmic changes. The path to greater stability may seem like a voyage through the Neutral Zone, but trust in the process, and you'll boldly go where you've never gone before. Live long and prosper, stargazers! Captain Jean-Luc Picard, signing off.Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 26 Pis 01' 04", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4611862664km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Greetings, fellow stargazers and aspiring Mulders! Are you ready to embark on a cosmic adventure that would make even the most skeptical Scully raise an eyebrow? Hold onto your tinfoil hats because Neptune is in Pisces and things are about to get real... or, you know, metaphysical. Neptune, the planet that's a whopping 4,611,885,446.182549477 kilometers away (give or take a few meters), has gracefully pirouetted into a prograde motion and settled into the ever-mystical realm of Pisces. Like a UFO sighting in a small town, this celestial event brings forth a harmonious blend of cosmic curiosity and otherworldly wisdom. As the dreamy vibes of Pisces collide with Neptune's gravitational dance, our collective consciousness is enveloped in a fog of emotions and spiritual awakenings. But fear not, my nerdy friends; for within this fog lies a hidden clarity, like discovering cold fusion or finally understanding the meaning behind Mulder's "I want to believe" poster. We may find ourselves pondering the trivialities of life, like why we argue over pineapple on pizza or which Star Trek series is the best (it's obviously The Next Generation). Neptune in Pisces calls us to unite and focus on our shared dreams and ideals, like world peace, renewable energy, or finally getting conclusive proof of extraterrestrial life. Now is the perfect time to embrace your inner hippie-scientist, be it by enrolling in a quantum-chakra-balancing class or building a telepathy-enhancing crystal grid in your basement. As you delve into the mystical unknown, remember that Neptune's energy supports your quest for both personal and collective enlightenment. So, fellow believers, as we journey through this Neptunian-Piscean extravaganza, let it be known that the truth is out there. And, quite possibly, it's written in the stars.Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 00 Aqu 14' 34", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5224245927km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto in Aquarius: A New Hope for the Galaxy
Alright, my fellow star children, gather 'round and lend me your ears (or antennae) as we embark on an intergalactic journey to a time far, far away... when Pluto enters Aquarius! Now, you may be thinking, "But, like, isn't Pluto 5224294207.657331467km away and all tiny and stuff?" Well, young Padawans, size matters not when it comes to the massive transformation that's about to go down!
You see, Pluto is like the Yoda of our solar system - small but incredibly powerful. As the master of death and rebirth, when Pluto teams up with Aquarius (the sign of progress), we're talking huge changes for humanity. We're not just talking about upgrading your smartphone or finally getting that hoverboard you've always wanted, but a cosmic shift in the way we treat each other and our planet.
So, what can we expect to see? Well, let's imagine an episode of Star Trek meets a TED Talk. Scientific breakthroughs, technological advancements, and maybe even some groovy space travel. But most importantly, we'll witness a rise in civil rights and humanitarian efforts fit for a Jedi Council meeting. The Force will be strong with those who work together and value the lives and experiences of others.
Now, don't go turning to the dark side, thinking this is all about some distant future. Pluto in Aquarius has a message for us all right here, right now. It's time to ditch the ego and embrace the collective. Think Luke Skywalker coming together with Princess Leia, Han Solo, and the rest of the Rebel Alliance to save the galaxy. That's the kind of transformation Pluto in Aquarius wants from us. So, will you answer the call and become the Obi-Wan for others?
Remember, my cosmic comrades, "The Force will be with you, always." So, let us boldly go where no one has gone before, and embrace this Pluto in Aquarius adventure. May the stars be with you!
Current Planetary Aspects
| Planet | Position |
|---|---|
| Sun | 19 Ari 08' 15" |
| Moon | 26 Sco 12' 24" |
| Mercury | 08 Tau 08' 12" |
| Venus | 27 Tau 43' 51" |
| Mars | 07 Can 23' 35" |
| Jupiter | 21 Ari 06' 38" |
| Saturn | 03 Pis 33' 10" |
| Uranus | 17 Tau 13' 08" |
| Neptune | 26 Pis 01' 04" |
| Pluto | 00 Aqu 14' 34" |
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Conjunct Jupiter
You should be feeling very well and alive today. This aspect gives generosity, vitality, and a desire to express and expand. Now is the time to broaden your horizons. You really like people today and have warm-hearted feelings about them. And they feel the same towards you. Consider new ideas and seek to widen your experiences. Guard against pride, over-optimism, self-indulgence and trying to take on too much.
Mercury Sextile Mars
Lots of mental energy is available today. Planning, decision making, and taking action are the keywords. Communication is spotlighted. Start reading that new book, make that telephone call, run those needed errands. Mental energy combines well with physical energy.Your mind is very restless and you will never cease to learn. You are quick, practical, perceptive, brave and can easily detect the weaknesses of others. You are very creative and you can excel both in writing and in manual arts. You are very secure and firm in your decisions without being aggressive. Your mind never rests and it is important that you keep yourself active. You make an expressive and lively conversationalist, and you generally mean what you say and say what you mean. You have the ability to speak truths without coming across as too blunt or offensive. You often make the best decisions at the very last minute! You can be very productive when you’re focused, spending less time on work that others labor over. You often take “busy-ness” in stride. You are alert and aware, and can easily turn ideas into workable projects. Your communications are refreshingly direct and to the point, although not especially sympathetic.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Mercury and Mars have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Some Famous People with Mercury in Harmonious Aspect to Mars: Sextiles – Tom Brokaw, Bill Clinton, David Spade, Edgar Cayce, Harry Hamlin; Trines – Shari Lewis, Joyce Brothers, Ray Davies, Henry Winkler, Sonny Bono, Beau Bridges, Stacy Keach, Cheiro, Sigmund Freud, Bill Cosby, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Billy Corgan, Ted Danson, Jay Leno.Venus Sextile Neptune
You will be sensitive to the feelings of others today. You have the desire to express your love for others through helping them in any way you can. Your intuition and imagination are strong today and you can use these to create works of beauty and art. Subconscious insights can be gained if you listen to your inner voice. You have great sympathy, compassion and psychological understanding of women, family members, and those in need.Romantic, creative, gentle, and adaptable, people born with Venus sextile Neptune or Venus trine Neptune naturally express the finer qualities of mysterious and dreamy Neptune in their love relationships. Their imaginations are rich and their fantasy worlds well-developed. They are turned off by rudeness and crudeness, and are drawn to beauty in its many forms. They are very giving and generous, but may be a little on the submissive side, or sometimes downright lazy, failing to take the initiative when situations call for it.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of these two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Venus and Neptune have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Alternate Interpretations:^When you love, you love deeply and completely. With Venus in sextile aspect to Neptune, you have the capability of surrendering totally to the essence of Love. Your gentle, caring manner attracts a partner who will desire to love and protect you. You know when you’ve found your true love, because something deep inside you opens up and transports you. Although you have some tendency to hold unrealistic expectations of those you love, you do it in such a caring manner that people are surprised by apparently miraculous changes. You may know when it’s time to forgive and move on, which allows you to remain open to feelings of joy even in the midst of change. Your devotion to high ideals also plays a part in your love relationships, and you are capable of sustaining a love which originates at a very powerful level and which will last through eternity.^Your romantic nature is enhanced through the influence of Venus in trine aspect to Neptune. When you’re in love, you create at atmosphere of magical possibilities which transport you into another dimension. Love can be a purely transcendent experience for you, since you are capable of opening your heart to a true feeling of compassion. Your gentility, creativity and artistry can be especially attractive, and when you’re involved in a loving relationship, you are comfortable sharing the secrets of your heart. Allowing love to flow as you follow its course is quite natural for you, and you will be happiest in relationships which support your sense of divine harmony. Forgiveness and acceptance keep the energy of love flowing freely. From the Astrology Profile for Women reportVenus sextile Neptune or Venus trine Neptune: makes an inspirational musician. It gives a fertile imagination and deep emotions, a nature that is pure and chaste, hence occasionally it leads to platonic unions and companionship of the most ecstatic nature. From The Message of the Stars by Max Heindel.#Your receptive nature allows you to gather information from your surroundings through psychic osmosis. Study situations to get past the shallow mystical veneer. From the Your Spiritual Path report.Some Famous People with Venus in Harmonious Aspect to Neptune: Sextiles – Lucille Ball, Joan Crawford, Jeremy Irons, Jesse Jackson, Geraldine Page, Gregory Peck, Peter Sellers, Donna Summer. Trines – Hans Christian Anderson, Richard Dean Anderson, Beau Bridges, Anita Bryant, Carol Burnett, e.e. cummings, Geena Davis, Bridget Fonda, Robin Gibb, Maurice Gibb, Larry King, Gladys Knight, Nick Nolte, Ivana Trump.Venus Trine Pluto
Your emotions are deep and powerful. As they say, still waters run deep. Today might be a good day to redecorate or make other changes to your home with the hope of bringing greater beauty and harmony into your life. It's a good time to find new uses for old or discarded items which no longer serve your purposes. Emotional self-regeneration is possible with these energies.