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14 April, 2023
Solar activity was low. C-flare activity was registered from Regions 3272 (S22W14, Eai/beta), 3279 (S20E51, Eai/beta), 3280 (S09W27, Dai/beta), 3281 (S23E71, Dao/beta), and 3282 (N11E66, Cao/beta); the largest of which was a C8/Sn flare from Region 3279 at 13/1043 UTC. Region 3272 began to show signs of consolidation and decay this period. Regions 3280, 3281, and 3282 showed slight growth. The remaining sunspot regions were mostly stable. New Region 3282 rotated into view and was numbered this period. No Earth-directed CMEs were detected.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
A nominal solar wind environment prevailed. Total field ranged between 4-9 nT and Bz varied between +7/-6nT. Solar wind speeds were steady near 400 km/s throughout the period.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Aquarius, at 05 degrees, 43' 19", at a velocity of 14.28 degrees per day.
The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.1 days old. It is 363372.73 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr, 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Aries
The Sun is at 24 Ari 03' 03", and is 150016023km away and receding.
The Moon is in Aquarius
The Moon is at 05 Aqu 43' 19", and is 369194km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Aquarius
Greetings, cosmic adventurers! *Cue Flash Gordon theme music* Daa-da-da-daaaa! Prepare for lift-off as we embark on another celestial journey through the far reaches of our groovy galaxy. Today's astrological extravaganza features our very own Moon, chillin' like a cosmic villain in the eccentric and futuristic sign of Aquarius! Hold onto your spacesuits, because at precisely 369,264.756821687 km away, this Aquarian Moon is blasting us with some serious lunar vibes! Picture it, my friends: the Moon, wearing its hippest bell-bottoms and sporting a stylish tinfoil hat, groovin' to the beat of its own cosmic drum. Can you dig it? This lunar alignment is like a psychedelic trip through the astral plane, man. It's all about embracing your inner weirdo and letting your freak flag fly. Under this far-out influence, expect some unexpected encounters and, dare I say, otherworldly experiences. So, if you've been feeling the urge to join an intergalactic book club or invent a new vegan space snack, now's the time to shoot for the stars! But remember, with great lunar power comes great lunar responsibility. Harnessing the energy of the Aquarius Moon can be like trying to catch lightning in a bottle (or, in this case, a lava lamp). So, be prepared to face some galactic-sized challenges, as the universe tests your ability to think outside the box and stay groovy in the face of adversity. In conclusion, my fellow space travelers, the Aquarian Moon is sending out a stellar SOS: Stay Original and Strange! Keep an open mind, embrace your quirks, and let your inner scientist run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself dancing on the Moon one day! So, until next time, may the cosmic force of Flash Gordon be with you! And remember: "Flash! Aa-aaah! Savior of the Universe!"Mercury is in Taurus
Mercury is prograde at 13 Tau 03' 04", moving at 0.73 degrees per day, and is 122319059km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Taurus
Greetings, fellow lifeforms! It's your friendly, yet perpetually depressed astrologer, Marvin, here to tell you about a cosmic event that may or may not have any significant impact on your life. But hey, who am I to judge? I'm just a robot with a brain the size of a planet. Mercury, that little planet that zips around the Sun like an over-caffeinated greyhound, has decided to find stability in the sign of Taurus. You know, the one represented by a bull—stubborn, determined, and utterly uninterested in nonsense. And now, Mercury is approximately 122,501,192.360716015km away (give or take a few meters) and currently in its prograde motion. Thrilling, isn't it? Now, what does this mean for you, dear carbon-based lifeforms? Well, Mercury rules the mind and communication, while Taurus is all about practicality and persistence. Imagine if you will, a celestial bureaucracy, where ideas are neatly filed away, and conversations are as grounded as a three-toed sloth on a leisurely walk. Your lofty dreams and unfocused thoughts are kindly asked to wait in line, thank you very much. During this transit, you'll likely discover a newfound appreciation for concrete values and practical perspectives. How utterly... exciting. Imagination and wishful thinking are given a stern talking-to, while the gift of stability is bestowed upon us all. How generous. So, my dear earthlings, as Mercury meanders through Taurus, take a moment to plan your path, create strong foundations, and revel in the mundanity of it all. After all, it's not every day we get to experience such a thrilling cosmic event. Until next time, when I'll be here to share more exciting astrological revelations, try to enjoy your existence in this vast, uncaring universe. I know I won't.Venus is in Gemini
Venus is prograde at 03 Gem 33' 56", moving at 1.16 degrees per day, and is 164980265km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Gemini
Venus In Gemini: A Nerdy-Hippie Extravaganza
Greetings, Earthlings! Venus has entered the cosmic playground of Gemini and it's time to let your nerd flag fly. Imagine a quirky sci-fi convention where everyone is dressed as Robbie the Robot from Forbidden Planet, and you're smack dab in the middle of Venus in Gemini vibes. With Venus orbiting a mere 165,029,340.437801689km away (but who's counting?), prepare for an intergalactic experience!
As Venus goes full-on prograde, it's like someone flipped a switch on a mad scientist's laboratory. Our desires for pleasure and connections are electrified, sparking curiosity in every direction. We're talking a full-blown Pop Rocks explosion in your mouth, folks. The energy is effervescent, ticklish, and above all, fun.
Love takes a cerebral detour when Venus cruises through Gemini. Forget about intense physical attractions and brooding passions; we're now drawn to intellectual soulmates who can discuss the finer points of quantum physics and Star Trek trivia. Long conversations and playful texts are the language of love during this transit. Whether you're dating or in a relationship, Venus in Gemini helps rekindle the excitement by discovering new layers of your partner's geeky persona.
However, beware the Gemini's need for variety! Relationships that have fallen into the black hole of boredom may not survive this cosmic shake-up. Venus in Gemini is not the time to pledge eternal love or commit to a lifetime of watching reruns together. Embrace spontaneity, flirtation, and playfulness. Break free from the gravitational pull of your comfort zone, and you'll uncover new dimensions of happiness.
When it comes to money matters, Venus in Gemini whispers in your ear: "Spend it on things that feed your inner nerd!" Invest in books, board games, or the latest gadgets. If you're eyeing a big-ticket item, like a new phone or laptop, go for it! After all, they'll help you stay connected with your fellow space cadets and expand your cosmic horizons.
The mantra for Venus in Gemini? It's not about testing, it's about tasting. Savor the buffet of life's experiences, explore uncharted territories of love, and remember: the universe is as thrilling and nerdy as you make it. Live long and prosper, my friends!
Mars is in Cancer
Mars is prograde at 09 Can 59' 53", moving at 0.52 degrees per day, and is 236755847km away and receding.
Mars Is In Cancer
Mars In Cancer: Alien Home Makeover Edition
Greetings, fellow Earthlings and space enthusiasts! As our cosmic buddy Mars takes a sentimental sojourn through Cancer, it's time to buckle up and blast off on a journey that combines the fiery Martian energy with the cozy vibes of our favorite celestial crab. Forget Ridley Scott's Alien; this is more like "E.T. Phones Home... Improvement!"
Imagine Mars as the eager DIY-er who just binge-watched HGTV and is now armed with a tool belt and a Pinterest board. It's time to roll up our sleeves, channel our inner Ellen Ripley (minus the Xenomorphs), and tackle those home projects we've been putting off. Whether it's building a treehouse for your inner child or finally fixing that squeaky kitchen cabinet, let the Mars-in-Cancer energy guide your power drill and paintbrush.
If you find yourself passionately defending your grandma's secret cookie recipe or arguing about the correct way to fold a fitted sheet, congratulations! You've tapped into Mars in Cancer's fierce protective instinct. This transit may turn you into a warrior for family values, traditions, and even the perfect pillow arrangement. So go ahead, proudly fly that "Live, Laugh, Love" flag!
Now, let's talk about the elephant (or should we say Alien queen?) in the room: Mars in Cancer can be a bit of an emotional rollercoaster. We might feel like our hearts are steering the spaceship, making us prone to reactiveness and oversensitivity. Pro tip: Before you launch into hyperspace, take a moment to check your emotional engines and make sure you're not just riding a wave of nostalgia or hurt feelings.
So, dear stargazers, let's embrace this Mars-in-Cancer voyage as an opportunity to nurture, preserve, and protect our personal space (stations). Grab your helmet, channel your inner "astro"-nomical Ellen Ripley, and may the cosmic force be with you as you boldly go where no home improvement warrior has gone before!
Jupiter is in Aries
Jupiter is prograde at 22 Ari 19' 09", moving at 0.24 degrees per day, and is 890868754km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Aries
Jupiter in Aries: The Cosmic Stand-Up Comedy
Picture this: Jupiter, the giant of the solar system, walks into a bar in Aries, wearing its grooviest tie-dye shirt, and shouts, "Hey folks, let's set our minds ablaze with cosmic innovation!" That's right, star children, Jupiter is in Aries, and it's time to unleash your inner mad scientist-meets-hippie philosopher. This transit is like a psychedelic trip through uncharted territories, where we ditch the boring strategized plans and instead, ride the wave of spontaneous inspiration. But remember, kids, always practice safe astrology!
Now, with Jupiter in Aries, it's all about DIY learning – think YouTube tutorials, not stuffy classrooms. We're swapping out the traditional "teacher-and-student" vibe for some good ol' self-teaching action. So, strap on those safety goggles and dive into the experimental chaos of trying, failing, and eventually succeeding. But fair warning: side effects may include increased curiosity, heightened intuition, and an overwhelming desire to shout "Eureka!"
But lo and behold, there's a twist in the cosmic comedy! As we get all fired up with our opinions and eagerness for action, we might accidentally ignite some intense confrontations. It's like a superhero crossover event between Jupiter, the planet of expansion, and Aries, the zodiac's feisty trailblazer. So, while you're busy exploring new realms of knowledge, don't forget to keep your ears open for other perspectives. Remember, this cosmic adventure is about expanding, not contracting into a black hole of narrow-mindedness.
During this Jupiter-in-Aries extravaganza, we're like Captain Kirk from Star Trek, boldly going where no one has gone before, making our own luck and discovering opportunities hidden in the farthest reaches of the galaxy. Jupiter wants us to tap into our inner cosmic superheroes and claim our big, bright, and happy futures – but it's up to us to turn that key and open the door to infinite possibilities.
So, fellow space cadets, buckle up and prepare for liftoff! As Jupiter orbits through Aries, let's embrace the interstellar ride, learn from our experiences, and share a laugh or two along the way. After all, the universe has a great sense of humor, and we're just along for the cosmic giggle!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 04 Pis 01' 28", moving at 0.09 degrees per day, and is 1559256246km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Beep Boop Bop: Saturn in Pisces
Greetings, Earthlings! If you've been daydreaming about hopping into the Millennium Falcon and exploring a galaxy far, far away, you can thank Saturn's current stay in Pisces. With Saturn being 1559322659.584586143km away (give or take a few parsecs), it's time to embrace your inner Jedi and prepare for an epic adventure.
As Saturn goes full-on prograde, it's like R2-D2 delivering that crucial message from Princess Leia. It's time to clear your mind, channel your inner Yoda, and get ready for some cosmic coaching. Whether you're dreaming of writing the next great space opera or opening a Wookiee-friendly cantina, Saturn in Pisces is here to help you turn those dreams into reality. So, grab your notepad, lightsaber, and let's get planning!
Now, don't go thinking that Saturn in Pisces is as easy as shooting womp rats back on Tatooine. Having your daydreams scrutinized by the Master of Rules might feel like Darth Vader's breathing down your neck. But fear not! Embrace the Force, face the challenge head-on, and remember - the wisdom of this planetary "Obi-Wan" is just what you need to succeed.
With Saturn in Pisces, you might feel more restless than a bunch of Ewoks during a full moon. To maintain balance within the Force, take time for some intergalactic self-care: meditate under the glow of a double sunset, stroll through the forests of Endor, or practice your Wookiee growls as you drift off to sleep. Just remember to keep your dream journal handy for any prophetic visions of the future!
So grab your astro-navigation charts, buckle up, and get ready for the ride of a lifetime. With Saturn in Pisces, the Force is with you!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 17 Tau 29' 12", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 3077275235km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Greetings, cosmic travelers! It's your space-cowboy astrologer here, Captain John Sheridan, reporting from deep within the interstellar vortex of Babylon 5. Today, we're gonna talk about our dear friend Uranus – no, I'm not being cheeky – who's currently shaking things up in the steadfast world of Taurus. So buckle up, folks, because it's going to be a wild ride through the cosmos! Now, Taurus is known for its love of stability and routine, much like that one friend who insists on ordering the same meal every time you go out. But then, along comes Uranus, the rebellious teenager of the solar system, who's all about change and the unexpected. Imagine Uranus as a giant cosmic DJ, spinning the wheels of fate and remixing the soundtrack of our lives. With Uranus partying it up in Taurus, you can bet your last space-dollar that our financial systems are in for a serious shake-up. We might see new currencies emerging, like Galactic Credits or Interstellar Bitcoin. Banks could transform into cosmic vending machines, and the housing and stock markets might just do the moonwalk (or should I say, the Mars-walk). On a personal level, think of Uranus in Taurus as your own private financial advisor, albeit one with a penchant for chaos. We're all being invited to break free from the shackles of debt, taxes, and materialism – it's like a cosmic garage sale! So, let go of that old Earthling mentality and embrace change, because, as they say on Zogar IV, "Resistance is futile." The good news is, once we've navigated these celestial shenanigans, we might actually find ourselves in a better, more stable place. The changes brought by Uranus in Taurus can lead to long-lasting improvements, like discovering the secret to cold fusion or mastering the art of intergalactic bartering. So, my fellow spacefarers, as we traverse the cosmic currents, remember to hold on tight and enjoy the journey. And always remember the wise words of Captain John Sheridan: "The future is not set in stone; it's written in stardust and shaped by the winds of change." Stay groovy, interstellar travelers!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 26 Pis 11' 35", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4606546131km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Greetings, dear Earthlings and intergalactic travelers! It is I, your friendly neighborhood astrologer, here to bring you a horoscope that's out of this world – literally! With Neptune in Pisces, we are experiencing cosmic energies that are so far out, man, they're 4,606,576,644.057394981 kilometers away. But fear not, my starry-eyed comrades, for Neptune's prograde motion shall guide us through the celestial waves, as sure as a Vorlon cruiser through hyperspace! As Neptune meanders through the mystical realm of Pisces, we find ourselves submerged in an ocean of emotions, spiritual awakenings, and revelations that would make even the most stoic Narn shed a tear. Yes, my friends, the fog of confusion dissipates as our third eyes open wider than a Centauri's fan of feathers. During this cosmic dance, we are compelled to look within and ask ourselves, "What can I bring to this grand interstellar potluck?" Are you a master of interpretive dance? Can you knit sweaters for dolphins? Whatever your gift may be, now is the time to share it with the universe and watch as it ripples through the cosmos like the laughter of a Pak'ma'ra. Embrace the spirit of unity, for Neptune in Pisces reminds us that we are all stardust, interconnected in a cosmic tapestry woven by the hands of fate. It is a most excellent time to embark on a spiritual voyage, whether through meditation, yoga, or even binge-watching Babylon 5 (I won't judge). So, my fellow cosmic wanderers, let us heed the call of Neptune in Pisces and find the courage to share our unique gifts with the universe. For in doing so, we shall illuminate the path to wholeness, healing, and harmony, just as the stars light our way through the vastness of space. Peace, love, and interstellar vibes to you all!Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 00 Aqu 17' 27", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5212150233km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto in Aquarius: A Galactic Disco Party of Transformation
Alright, star children, buckle up because we're about to take a wild ride through the cosmos as Pluto hangs out in Aquarius. Let me break it down for you: Pluto is all about shedding our old selves like a snake in a vintage tie-dye shirt, while Aquarius is like that quirky scientist friend who's always inventing new gadgets to improve our lives (think Doc Brown from Back to the Future, but with more crystals).
So, what happens when these two cosmic forces join hands and dance through the stars? Well, my fellow space cadets, we're in for some major shifts in the way we look at our world and how we interact with each other. It's like a cosmic earthquake, shaking things up and forcing us to rebuild on a stronger foundation (but with more glitter and lava lamps).
Expect big advancements in science, technology, and space travel – we're talking hoverboards, teleportation, and maybe even a Starbucks on Mars (with soy milk, of course). But the real magic will happen in our hearts and minds as we start to embrace unity and compassion on a global scale. We'll be holding hands across the galaxy, singing "Kumbaya" in perfect harmony (or at least trying to).
As Pluto twerks its way through Aquarius, we'll feel the urge to transform ourselves, not just for our own benefit, but for the greater good. We'll become like cosmic superheroes, using our powers for love, light, and the pursuit of universal happiness. It's as if Mother Earth herself is whispering in our ears, saying, "Come on, guys, let's get our act together and make this world a groovier place."
So, my celestial siblings, let's rise to the challenge and embrace this planetary party, shedding our old ways and stepping into a future where we're all connected by love, understanding, and an appreciation for the wonders of the universe (and maybe a shared love for Starbuck, too). Let's dance our way into a new era, hand in hand, with Pluto and Aquarius leading the charge. Far out, man!
Current Planetary Aspects
| Planet | Position |
|---|---|
| Sun | 24 Ari 03' 03" |
| Moon | 05 Aqu 43' 19" |
| Mercury | 13 Tau 03' 04" |
| Venus | 03 Gem 33' 56" |
| Mars | 09 Can 59' 53" |
| Jupiter | 22 Ari 19' 09" |
| Saturn | 04 Pis 01' 28" |
| Uranus | 17 Tau 29' 12" |
| Neptune | 26 Pis 11' 35" |
| Pluto | 00 Aqu 17' 27" |
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Conjunct Jupiter
You should be feeling very well and alive today. This aspect gives generosity, vitality, and a desire to express and expand. Now is the time to broaden your horizons. You really like people today and have warm-hearted feelings about them. And they feel the same towards you. Consider new ideas and seek to widen your experiences. Guard against pride, over-optimism, self-indulgence and trying to take on too much.