The Sun

The Sun is in Taurus

The Sun is at 00 Tau 53' 59", and is 150311243km away and receding.

The Moon

The Moon is in Taurus

The Moon is at 14 Tau 38' 21", and is 380522km away and receding.

Moon Is In Taurus

Ah, greetings, my celestial wanderers! Today, we find our beloved Moon meandering through the steadfast realm of Taurus, precisely 380,272.524531839km away from our little blue planet. But who's counting, eh? *wink* Now, you may ask, "What does this mean for us, O whimsical astrologer?" Well, hold on to your sonic screwdrivers, because the cosmic energies are about to get a bit...bullish! With the Moon in Taurus, we're all going to feel a gravitational pull towards stability and comfort – like sipping on a cuppa tea while wrapped in a favorite scarf, or perhaps snuggling up with a good book on Gallifreyan history. Our emotions will be anchored by the steady nature of the mighty Taurus bull, but don't let that fool you into complacency; there's more to this than meets the eye! You see, Taurians are known for their loyalty, determination, and fondness for the finer things in life. So, it's prime time to indulge in a cozy Netflix binge, treat yourself to a scrumptious meal at that quirky café down the street, or even splurge on that vintage velvet coat you've been eyeing up. Jammie Dodgers, anyone? However, beware, my friends! The Taurus energy might also bring out a stubborn streak within. Don't let yourselves get too attached to routines or material possessions; after all, we must keep our minds open to the ever-changing mysteries of the universe. So, as you traverse the time-space continuum, remember to embrace the tranquil energy of the Taurus Moon, but stay ready for adventure – because, as we all know, time has a habit of running away with us... or is it the other way around? Until next time, fellow stargazers, may the cosmic forces be ever in your favor, and don't forget to wear a bit of psychic paper in case you encounter any skeptics. Alons-y!

Mercury

Mercury is in Taurus

Mercury is prograde at 15 Tau 37' 15", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 100768359km away and approaching.

Mercury Is In Taurus

Judge Dredd's Guide to Mercury in Taurus

Attention, citizens of the cosmic universe! It's time for some groovy news from your favorite space-age astrologer, Judge Dredd. I am the law, and the law of the stars states that Mercury is chillin' in Taurus! That's right, my fellow stargazers, our cosmic buddy Mercury is currently 100,899,191.707718566 km away, and dig this - it's in prograde motion!

Now, let me lay down some interstellar wisdom for you Earthlings. Mercury, the planetary mastermind of communication and intellect, is crashing at Taurus' pad - a down-to-earth sign known for its practicality and determination. When these two cosmic cats join forces, they're all about turning those wild and crazy ideas into solid, out-of-this-world plans. This astrological alliance means we'll be focusing on concrete values and rockin' practical perspectives. Far out!

While Mercury is groovin' through Taurus, that wild imagination of yours needs to take a backseat for a bit. Instead, let the gift of stability be your cosmic co-pilot. This planetary combo is like a celestial super glue, helping us slow our roll, plan our cosmic journey, and lay down some stellar foundations for a groovy future.

So, my cosmic comrades, release your inner nerd and embrace the practical magic of Mercury in Taurus. And remember, in the words of your favorite space-age astrologer, "I am the law, and the law is... groovy!"

Venus

Venus is in Gemini

Venus is prograde at 11 Gem 38' 18", moving at 1.15 degrees per day, and is 157572311km away and approaching.

Venus Is In Gemini

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round, for I have a tremendous announcement to make! The fabulous planet of love and beauty, Venus, has entered the witty and whimsical realm of Gemini. This is going to be huge, folks, believe me! When Venus makes this bigly entrance into Gemini, it's like someone flipped the switch on a cosmic disco ball: suddenly, we're all grooving to the beat of variety and pleasure. Imagine tossing a mix of Pop Rocks, Skittles, and every flavor of Doritos into your mouth at once – that's what Venus in Gemini feels like, folks. Effervescent, ticklish, and tons of fun! Now, let me tell you about love during this time. Instead of connecting over dull stuff like deep passions or physical attractions, we want partners who can thrill us with their incredible minds. It's all about long conversations, playful texts, and sharing hilarious memes. And trust me, I know the best memes. This is a fantastic time to get to know someone new, or to rediscover your long-time lover's hidden talents. Maybe they have a secret obsession with Star Trek or can recite every line from Monty Python – who knew? But let's not get too serious here, folks. Gemini craves variety, and if your relationship is stuck in a rut, it might not survive this wild transit. This isn't the time for commitment or shouting your undying love from the rooftops; instead, it's about enjoying all the exciting opportunities that come your way. So go ahead, be playful, flirt, and let your inner nerd run free. When it comes to money, Venus in Gemini is telling you to treat yourself – but in a smart way. Invest in things that will stimulate your brain and energize your spirit. Buy books, games, gadgets, and maybe even a new phone or laptop to help you communicate better and connect with the rest of the world. You'll be the most popular person on the block, I guarantee it. So folks, remember this: Venus in Gemini isn't about testing, it's about tasting. It's about sampling all the scrumptious flavors life has to offer, exploring innovative ideas, and realizing that love and happiness are as exciting as you make them. Embrace your inner nerd, let loose, and make life great again!

Mars

Mars is in Cancer

Mars is prograde at 13 Can 42' 41", moving at 0.54 degrees per day, and is 246674119km away and receding.

Mars Is In Cancer

Mars In Cancer: A Cosmic Comedy

Gather 'round, space cadets! Your nerdy, hippie astrologer here to tell you that Mars, the cosmic hothead, has decided to take a vacay in the cozy realm of Cancer. It's like Rimmer trying to give a hug - awkward, but heartwarming. So buckle up and prepare for a journey that's 246,613,742.816542059km away from your usual Martian shenanigans!

As Mars cruises through Cancer, it's time to mix up that fiery ambition with some good ol' fashioned family values. Think Lister's love for curry and his guitar, but with a touch more sensitivity. Dive into those domestic tasks that you've been putting off, like finally fixing that squeaky space-buggy door or giving your favorite moon boots a polish.

During this cosmic comedy, you might feel an urge to stand up for your crew, be it family, friends, or even your favorite vending machine (we've all got one). Mars in Cancer might just awaken your inner Starbug, ready to protect your loved ones from any potential rogue simulant attacks. Just remember, sometimes a gentle approach is better than going in guns blazing.

The only minor hiccup in this interstellar adventure is that Mars in Cancer can make us a tad passive, preferring to let our emotions do the talking. If we're not feeling it, chances are we'll just binge-watch "Androids" instead of taking action. Be mindful not to let your heart rule your head too much, or you may end up as reactive as Kryten's guilt chip!

So, dear space travelers, while Mars takes a detour through the caring constellation of Cancer, embrace the opportunity to connect with your softer side. Who knows, you might just find that a little tenderness can go a long way in the vast expanse of the universe!

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Aries

Jupiter is prograde at 24 Ari 00' 19", moving at 0.24 degrees per day, and is 889993104km away and approaching.

Jupiter Is In Aries

Jupiter in Aries: The Cosmic Comedy

Gather 'round, stargazers! Jupiter's in Aries, and it's 890001875.625233769km away (give or take a few miles), so buckle up and prepare for a wild, nerdy ride. With Jupiter prograde, you better believe things are about to get real... interesting.

When Jupiter's in Aries, our minds transform into mad scientist labs, ready to explode with ideas that could revolutionize the world - or at least our cup holders. It's like being struck by lightning, but instead of turning into a crispy critter, we're left with the burning desire to manifest our wildest dreams. No time to dilly-dally, folks. Strap on your rocket boots and blast off towards new horizons!

And who needs classrooms when we've got Jupiter in Aries? Learning's never been this groovy, as we morph into self-teaching gurus. But beware, fellow space cadets, for our thirst for knowledge can turn us into know-it-alls. While we might be tempted to channel our inner Sheldon Cooper, remember that sharing is caring, and a little humility goes a long way.

Now, with all this fiery energy, things might heat up more than a microwave burrito, both politically and socially. But hey, even if we're feeling as sassy as R.J. MacReady from The Thing, we can still learn a thing or two from others. Let's not forget that Jupiter's here to expand our minds, not shrink them down like a bad sci-fi experiment.

So, what's the moral of this interstellar story? During Jupiter's transit through Aries, we become masters of our own destinies, unlocking opportunities and creating cosmic luck like a horoscope-writing hippie wizard. Embrace your inner Einstein, dare to dream like Tesla, and remember that the key to a bright future is in your hands - just don't accidentally zap yourself with 1.21 gigawatts of electricity.

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is prograde at 04 Pis 38' 26", moving at 0.08 degrees per day, and is 1545273650km away and approaching.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Greetings, stardust siblings! Commander Astro-Nerd here, coming at you from the far reaches of the galaxy. Let's talk about our buddy Saturn chillin' in Pisces like a cosmic fish out of water. Oh, and did I mention it happens to be a whopping 1,545,345,763.396216631 km away? Yeah, no biggie. Now, hold on to your space pants because this Saturn-Pisces combo is like a cosmic mashup between Mr. Miyagi and Bob Ross. It's time to dive deep into those daydreams you've been ignoring (you know, the ones about opening an interstellar cat café or inventing teleportation). But first, grab a notepad; you don't want to miss any nuggets of wisdom from this cerebral party. Let's get real for a second, though. Saturn in Pisces ain't all sunshine and rainbows. When the planetary "dad" starts poking around your dream world, it's tempting to throw up a force field and yell, "Get off my astral plane!" But trust me, embrace the intrusion, and you might just learn a thing or two. And hey, while you're exploring the depths of your imagination, don't forget to catch some Z's. With all this celestial energy focused on the realm of sleep and dreams, insomnia might rear its ugly head. So, meditate, hug a tree, or take a nap next to your dream journal (don't want to miss any subconscious breakthroughs!). Just remember to give yourself enough time to unwind and let the cosmic knowledge flow. So, buckle up, space cadets! Saturn in Pisces is your personal life coach from the stars, here to guide you on the path to making your wildest dreams a reality. Embrace the lessons, and who knows, you might just become the next big thing in the galaxy. Until next time, live long and prosper!

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is prograde at 17 Tau 52' 21", moving at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 3083516460km away and receding.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Greetings, fellow Earthlings and stardust beings! As Captain Benjamin Sisko of Deep Space Nine would say, "The line must be drawn here!" And indeed, it must, because Uranus is shaking things up in the Taurus sector of our celestial neighborhood. Now, I know you Taureans love your creature comforts, your stability, and your good ol' fashioned routines. But guess what? Our quirky cosmic buddy Uranus, currently 3,083,493,349.391008854 km away (yes, we nerdy astrologers are all about that precision), is here to zap those traditional ways like a phaser set on "disrupt." While Uranus is doing the cosmic cha-cha in prograde through Taurus, we're about to experience some supercharged changes in our relationship with money, banking, and material possessions. You might as well buckle up, buttercup, because resistance is futile! Over the next seven years, we'll boldly go where no financial system has gone before. Cryptocurrencies, innovative banking methods, and cosmic stock market fluctuations are just the beginning. It's like a Ferengi's dream come true, but remember: greed is not the answer, my friends. On a personal level, we'll feel the urge to break free from the financial black holes in our lives (looking at you, credit card debt and student loans). It's time to beam ourselves out of the materialistic mindsets that have been holding us back. So, fellow space travelers, don't cling to the past like a stubborn Klingon. Embrace the interstellar winds of change brought by Uranus in Taurus, and you just might find yourself in a new, prosperous galaxy of opportunities. In the end, we'll look back at this cosmic journey and say, "You know what? That funny, nerdy astrologer was right. These changes really did bring us to a better place." And with that, I'll leave you to navigate the vast universe of possibilities. Until next time, live long and prosper!

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is prograde at 26 Pis 25' 40", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4597549278km away and approaching.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Greetings, Earthlings! In a galaxy not so far away, Neptune is chilling in Pisces like a nerdy Jedi Master, enlightening us with its interstellar wisdom. At a mind-bending 4,597,586,509.940558434 km away, Neptune is currently grooving forward in a prograde motion. So, what does this mean for you, young padawans? With Neptune doing the cosmic tango with Pisces, we're granted a new form of sight that's more powerful than the Force. Embrace your inner Yoda and suddenly see clearly how pointless it is to care about trivial differences. The path to becoming one with the universe is lit up like a lightsaber duel in the dark. This planetary alignment is calling out to you like Obi-Wan Kenobi's Force ghost, urging you to explore your emotional intelligence and find your unique offerings to the galaxy. Perhaps you have a gift for turning porgs into peacekeepers or maybe you've got some sick Wookiee dance moves. Whatever your talent may be, it's time to step up and join the cosmic resistance. In these astrological times, consider enrolling in a spiritual course that speaks to your inner Ewok or perhaps constructing a Death Star-shaped altar at home to connect with your most sacred vibes. Neptune in Pisces is like your personal R2-D2, beeping encouragement and support as you share your ideas with the world. So, keep calm and trust the Force, dear star travelers, as Neptune in Pisces guides you through this out-of-this-world adventure. Remember, the Force will be with you… always!

Pluto

Pluto is in Aquarius

Pluto is prograde at 00 Aqu 20' 15", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5195054049km away and approaching.

Pluto Is In Aquarius

Pluto in Aquarius: Groovy Times Ahead, Far Out!

So dig this, cosmic friends! Our far-out, itty-bitty buddy Pluto is currently chillin' in the progressive sign of Aquarius, like 5,197,555,593.654 km away from us Earthlings, man! As if that wasn't far out enough, this groovy little planet is doing the prograde shuffle. Trippy, huh?

Now, don't get your chakras in a twist, but Pluto is all about making some mondo transformations in our lives. We're not just talking about updating our wardrobe or changing our fave coffee spot, but some serious, soul-shaking mojo! Pluto's the dude of death and rebirth, so he's here to help us shed our old vibes and make room for some new, outta sight energy, man.

And let me lay this on you: with Aquarius being the sign of progress, this combo is like a cosmic Woodstock for humanity! Far out! We're talking major leaps in science, technology, and maybe even hitching a ride with some space brothers and sisters. But the real mind-blowing part? It's all about coming together as one big, happy human family. Peace, love, and understanding, baby!

So, while Pluto's getting all cozy in Aquarius, we might see some really far-out changes in how we treat each other, man. It's like a cosmic call to put others first and think about how we can all groove together for a better future. So, are you gonna answer that call, or just let it go to voicemail?

In conclusion, my fellow stardust siblings, embrace the far-out vibes of Pluto in Aquarius and let that transformation take you to new cosmic heights. Remember, we're all in this together, so let's make some groovy changes and keep on truckin' towards a brighter tomorrow. Peace, love, and Pluto, man!

The Sun

Sun Square Pluto

Power struggles may be likely today. You may encounter others who try to force their will on you or others who resent feeling as if you are forcing your ego on them. Try to compromise and find a balance. Transformation can come about if you are open to change and if you can keep your ego from becoming all-encompassing. Today may be an intense day. Control your arrogance and your domineering attitudes. Be reasonable.People born under a challenging aspect between the Sun and Pluto are prone to inner tension and negative, self-destructive behavior. When things are going well, they suffer from fears that something will come along to change that. Their thought patterns can be negative, and if not kept in check, they can seriously undermine their happiness. Constantly worrying that the rug will be pulled from under their feet can easily become a self-fulfilling prophecy. Sun-Pluto have tremendous power and strength–when they learn to accept and use that strength, instead of fear it, they are some of the most effective, insightful, helpful, and healing people around!One of the most prominent characteristics of these aspects is the tendency to be intensely dissatisfied with their personal accomplishments and expressions of self. These people put a lot of pressure on themselves regarding their own endeavors. A child, for example, with a challenging Sun-Pluto aspect may work hard at a piece of artwork, decide it’s not right, destroy it, and start all over again. This same child will be especially disturbed if they feel people are watching as they create their artwork. This is a simple example, but it’s quite descriptive of the tendency for these people to be dissatisfied with their creative self-expressions, and to want to hide their expressions from others until they feel the output is “right”. This is largely due to a perceived inability to express or reveal their true personalities to others. They experience a simultaneous urge to express themselves and to hide themselves. They struggle with a deep need to control themselves and life itself. Rarely are Sun-Pluto people completely satisfied with themselves. They are especially sensitive to criticism, and feel the need to “redo” themselves often. There is a marked fear of losing control, and this might stem from some traumatic event in childhood, or the childhood might have been crisis-ridden or emotionally-charged in general. As such, these people are often intensely fearful of, or threatened by, change. This can express itself through attempts to control their lives such that they can manage their fears of being taken off guard. Of course, this generally backfires!Another characteristic of these aspects is an intense need for privacy. They fear being exposed or invaded. Again, this is an expression of their dissatisfaction with the self they are projecting, and they are generally uncomfortable with their evolving ego. They seem to undergo many identity crises, and they feel the need to control what others know about them and think about them. Their fear of exposing themselves might cause them problems with others, who may begin to mistrust them, presuming that if they are so protective of their privacy, they must have something sinister to hide. The truth is, they struggle with a dissatisfaction with themselves and their fear of being exposed is really about a fear of being vulnerable, as well as a manifestation of their own identity crisis.These people are quick to read between the lines. They need to be careful, however, to avoid reading negative or dark things into situations or people. They need to know that if their tendency is to hunt for dark “truths” rather than unbiased truths, this is a self-destructive behavior that stems from fear. Many people with these aspects are overly attached to things, habits, people, and their past. At the root of this is an intense fear of change that would threaten to make them vulnerable. Still, Pluto’s goal is to transform through change. Inevitably, Sun-Pluto people will have to face their fear of change and accept that they need change in order to grow.We all have a dark, irrational side, but people with Sun-Pluto in hard aspect are forced to confront it and integrate it into their personalities. It can be a challenging process, especially because the Sun rules all that is “light” – the rational, conscious mind. The Sun is noble and righteous by nature. Aligned with Pluto, it can have a hard time accepting the darker, intense, and often irrational Pluto energies into one cohesive whole. This is the challenge that Sun-Pluto face. If these people find themselves using manipulative tactics to get their way, or attempting to control others through subversive tactics, it is a clear cue that they are mishandling Pluto energies. It is a powerful indication that their self-image is low. There is little satisfaction derived from getting our way through manipulation. It only serves to make us feel less effective in the long run and on a personal level. If I were to win a favor by using subversive tactics, what will it prove to me? It will reinforce my feeling that I am not effective just by being myself. And, effectiveness is something Sun-Pluto craves.Especially with the opposition, these people might attract manipulative, possessive, or jealous people into their lives. With the square, there is more of a tendency to attract dangerous or upsetting situations in the life. Either way, these people need to get in touch with the reason why they are attracting these people and situations. In all likelihood, they are not handling their own fears effectively, and they feel they are not in control of their lives, and a looping pattern is thereby created. They eventually come to realize that they are very strong people with enormous resilience. They need to identify with, face, and accept their “dark” side. Self-acceptance is the key to handling this aspect. Channeling Pluto energy into constructive channels is also important.Famous people with Sun in hard aspect to Pluto: Squares – Wynonna Judd (Sun square Saturn, Uranus, and Pluto), Jamie Lee Curtis, Sally Field; Oppositions – Muhammad Ali, Robert Duvall, John Travolta, Elvis Presley, Steve Allen, John Hurt, James Earl Jones; Oppositions – Nicole Brown Simpson, R.D. Laing, Maya Angelou, Jeffrey Archer, Brooke Shields, Margaret Thatcher, Steffi Graf, Barbra Streisand, Farrah Fawcett.

Mercury

Mercury Sextile Mars

Lots of mental energy is available today. Planning, decision making, and taking action are the keywords. Communication is spotlighted. Start reading that new book, make that telephone call, run those needed errands. Mental energy combines well with physical energy.Your mind is very restless and you will never cease to learn. You are quick, practical, perceptive, brave and can easily detect the weaknesses of others. You are very creative and you can excel both in writing and in manual arts. You are very secure and firm in your decisions without being aggressive. Your mind never rests and it is important that you keep yourself active. You make an expressive and lively conversationalist, and you generally mean what you say and say what you mean. You have the ability to speak truths without coming across as too blunt or offensive. You often make the best decisions at the very last minute! You can be very productive when you’re focused, spending less time on work that others labor over. You often take “busy-ness” in stride. You are alert and aware, and can easily turn ideas into workable projects. Your communications are refreshingly direct and to the point, although not especially sympathetic.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Mercury and Mars have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Some Famous People with Mercury in Harmonious Aspect to Mars: Sextiles – Tom Brokaw, Bill Clinton, David Spade, Edgar Cayce, Harry Hamlin; Trines – Shari Lewis, Joyce Brothers, Ray Davies, Henry Winkler, Sonny Bono, Beau Bridges, Stacy Keach, Cheiro, Sigmund Freud, Bill Cosby, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Billy Corgan, Ted Danson, Jay Leno.

Mercury

Mercury Conjunct Uranus

Thoughts race around your head like electricity. New and original ideas bombard your mind and you want to express these in communication with your friends. There is freedom in thought as well as in speech and you don't want anyone to put restraint on you. Avoid jumping to conclusions and slow down your mind if you have to. Pay attention to what you are doing so you don't have an accident.You are an independent thinker with progressive ideas. Many of you are brilliant in your own way, able to grasp a wide variety of topics with speed, although not always understood. Your thinking is often ahead of your time. You speak with honesty, and you can be very stubborn about it — you say what you think and if it doesn’t go over well, it’s not something that causes you much concern. You don’t obediently accept rules, especially social ones, and prefer to work at your own pace. You might resent having to follow codes, and you have a strong distaste for taking part in mental tasks that you don’t totally believe in. You don’t like to “fake” anything, and this can be challenging in the school years when you might frequently be called on to write about topics that don’t interest you. Your mental energy and output is quite variable, as you prefer to work when inspired. You are a very interesting conversationalist, offering unusual opinions and perspectives. You are not always in touch with yourself, and should take time to reflect so that you don’t attach yourself to ideas that are based more on instigating and challenging established thought than on what you truly believe. You are easily bored, especially by routine tasks. Your thoughts, and possibly speech, can be scattered and disorderly, although you generally know where everything is even if it doesn’t appear to be the case. You dislike hypocrisy, and truth is important to you above all else.Interpretation sample from the In-Depth Profile report — You get a new idea every minute and have difficulty waiting to express it. You are truly innovative and original in your thought process. While you are nervous, you do have good mechanical aptitude. If you can get control of your hands and mind, you can be quite inventive. You have a love for technical subjects and do your best work while blazing new trails on the frontiers of knowledge. Most of your difficulties stem from situations that require you to be regular, ordinary, and consistent, conforming to everyone else’s procedures. Unfortunately for you, a certain amount of traditional training is necessary or no one will understand how good your ideas really are. You have a flood of New Age information in you. You need to find a way to express it.Some Famous People with Mercury conjunct Uranus: Leonardo DiCaprio, Keanu Reeves, Leonard Nimoy, Humphrey Bogart, Desi Arnaz, e. e. cummings.