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5 May, 2023
Solar activity was moderate with background X-ray flux still at low C-class levels and eight designated sunspot groups present on the visible solar disk. Region 3293 (N13E21; Dac/beta-delta) underwent some decay, followed by spot re-emergence. The intermediate section retained its delta configuration, albeit, in a weakened state. The region was less active but still produced C-class flares to include a C5.2 flare at 04/0504 UTC. Region 3296 (N16E34; Dki/beta) grew further, but at a slower pace. The region retained its simple bipolar arrangement, but is noteworthy for its somewhat north-south alignment and its anti-Hale (reverse polarity) configuration. The region was the source of a M3.9/0b flare (R1-Minor) at 04/0844 UTC. This flare was associated with radio bursts across multiple frequencies - to include a tenflare (400 sfu) on 2695 MHz - and Type II and IV radio sweeps. An east-directed CME was detected in both SOHO/LASCO and STEREO-A coronagraph imagery. The CME was modeled and determined to be a near-miss on 7 May just behind and north of Earths orbital location. Nearly coincident with this CME was a halo CME; however, analysis determined this to be a separate and likely, far-side event and is not expected to be Earth-directed.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
The solar wind field was indicative of a return towards an ambient, background-like state. Total IMF strength was mainly 4-5 nT and the Bz component underwent only weak deviations. Solar wind speed trended towards decreased speeds, ending the period near 400 km/s. The phi angle was firmly negative.
There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Scorpio, at 08 degrees, 42' 07", at a velocity of 13.32 degrees per day.
The Full moon is currently 14.3 days old. It is 384920.97 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May, 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Taurus
The Sun is at 14 Tau 30' 59", and is 150849486km away and receding.
The Moon is in Scorpio
The Moon is at 08 Sco 42' 07", and is 382112km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Scorpio
Howdy, stargazers! Get ready for a shiny cosmic ride 'cause the Moon's done cozyin' up in Scorpio, and I reckon it's gonna be one heck of a humdinger! Now, y'all might be wonderin', "What's this got to do with lil' ol' me?" Well, sit back and let me spin you a yarn. So, our Moon, bless its lunar heart, has decided to wander 382,341.978463161km from home (talk about wanderlust, am I right?). And during this jaunt, it's found itself smack-dab in the middle of that feisty ol' scorpion. But don't worry, folks, it ain't a real scorpion, just the constellation Scorpio, so no need to break out the bug spray! Now, when the Moon is in Scorpio, things can get a wee bit intense. It's like when River gets her hands on some chocolate – you just never know what's gonna happen! Scorpio's got that whole mysterious, passionate vibe goin' on, so expect emotions to run high and secrets to come out faster than a pack of Reavers on a rampage. But fear not, my celestial compadres! Just 'cause the Moon's hangin' out with a scorpion doesn't mean doom and gloom for all. It's actually a shiny opportunity for transformin' your life! Embrace the power of change like our trusty mechanic, Kaylee, embracin' a new engine part. Use this energy to dive deep into those feelin's you've been avoidin', or tackle a project that's had you more confused than Jayne tryin' to read a book. And remember, just like our beloved Serenity, we're all just floatin' through the black together, so why not make the most of this cosmic dance and evolve into the best version of ourselves? So, strap in tight and let the Moon in Scorpio take you on a journey through the gorram stars!Mercury is in Taurus
Mercury is retrograde at 09 Tau 14' 13", moving backwards at 0.61 degrees per day, and is 83711457km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Taurus
Greetings, Earthlings! Jack O'Neill here, reporting from the cosmic depths of the universe. So, we've got some news for ya: Mercury is hanging out in Taurus right now and, get this, it's gone full-on retrograde! I know, I know, it's like trying to dial home with a broken Stargate. But don't worry, I've got your back. First off, let's talk about our buddy Mercury. This little speedster is usually zipping around, influencing our thoughts and communication like some intergalactic chatterbox. But when it's chilling in Taurus, it's like someone hit the pause button on a quantum supercomputer. Now, Taurus is an Earth sign, and it's pretty stubborn, like trying to convince Teal'c to crack a smile. But that's not a bad thing! Taurus gives Mercury a solid foundation, which means our wild ideas suddenly become practical plans. It's like having your own personal Jaffa warrior to help you conquer your goals. So, what does this mean for us mere mortals? Well, it's time to put away those daydreams and buckle down. Mercury in Taurus is like a cosmic reality check that helps us focus on what really matters. We're talking values, priorities, and even the occasional interstellar treaty negotiation. With Mercury in retrograde, things might feel a bit wonky, like an upside-down wormhole. But don't let that mess with your mojo! Use this time to build strong foundations for your future, like a Goa'uld-proof fortress. Just remember, while Mercury is in Taurus, it's not about racing through the universe at warp speed. It's about taking the scenic route through the galaxy, making solid plans, and setting yourself up for success. And hey, if you happen to stumble upon a long-lost ancient artifact along the way, well, that's just a bonus. Good luck out there, space cadets!Venus is in Gemini
Venus is prograde at 27 Gem 25' 21", moving at 1.11 degrees per day, and is 142007332km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Gemini
Venus in Gemini: A Nerdtastic Extravaganza
Greetings, fellow space travelers! As Venus orbits into the realm of chatty Gemini, prepare for a cosmic joyride that's groovier than a TARDIS full of tie-dye t-shirts. So, buckle up and put on your nerdiest glasses, because we're about to embark on a journey that's 142,061,324.360681415 km of pure fun!
As Venus high-fives Gemini, our hearts and minds unite like a well-executed Vulcan mind-meld. Instead of seeking soul-stirring romances à la Romeo and Juliet, we crave intellectual connections that would make even Sheldon Cooper swoon. Long conversations, flirty texts, and geeky references become our love language, so if you're looking to woo someone special, brush up on your Star Wars trivia and witty Doctor Who quotes!
For those in relationships, Venus in Gemini is like pressing the "refresh" button on an old computer. Suddenly, you discover new facets of your partner's personality, as if they've regenerated like The Doctor themselves. This transit is perfect for reigniting the spark and adding some pizzazz to your partnership – try out a new hobby together, debate the merits of Star Trek vs. Star Wars, or simply share your most interesting conspiracy theories.
However, watch out for the trickster energy of Gemini! This isn't the time to sign a love contract with the Time Lords or declare eternal devotion. Instead, embrace the "carpe diem" spirit and savor each moment like it's a different flavor of jelly babies. And for those feeling stuck in a relationship rut, remember: stagnation is the enemy of Venus in Gemini. If you can't shake things up, you might find yourself teleported to the singles' zone.
When it comes to your cosmic wallet, Venus in Gemini is all about investing in brain-boosting gadgets and gizmos. Treat yourself to that shiny new smartphone, splurge on a stack of intriguing books, or level up your gaming console. After all, what better way to celebrate this nerdtastic transit than by expanding your horizons and embracing your inner geek?
As we bid farewell to Venus in Gemini, remember: life's as exhilarating as a ride in the TARDIS – but only if you allow yourself to explore new dimensions of love and happiness
Mars is in Cancer
Mars is prograde at 21 Can 20' 59", moving at 0.55 degrees per day, and is 265804546km away and receding.
Mars Is In Cancer
Well, Gosh Darn It, Mars is in Cancer!
Y'all, gather 'round and lend an ear, 'cause Mars is moseying on through Cancer, and it's about to get all warm and fuzzy up in here. We're talkin' about mixin' that red-hot Martian gusto with a home-cooked Cancerian vibe. So buckle up, buttercups! It's time to channel our inner cosmic carpenters and build somethin' that feels like a hug from grandma - or, you know, whatever floats your space boat.
Now, don't go thinkin' Mars is gonna lose all its spunk just 'cause it's hangin' out with sensitive ol' Cancer. Nah, we're gonna git 'er done - we just need to learn how to dance to this new celestial tune. Roll up your sleeves, folks, 'cause it's time to dust off that old tool belt and get to fixin' up the homestead. And hey, maybe toss in some Feng Shui while you're at it. Make that energy flow!
But hold onto your tinfoil hats, 'cause Mars in Cancer ain't just about the chores. You might find yourself fightin' for family and defendin' your space like a mama bear protectin' her cubs. Sure, Mars in Cancer likes to nurture, but don't let that fool ya - it'll go full-on Liam Neeson if it has to. Just remember to take a deep breath before you unleash your inner space vigilante, okay?
Now, I gotta warn ya, there's a hitch in this astrological giddy-up. When Mars is cruisin' through cautious Cancer, we might get a bit... well, wishy-washy. If our heart ain't in it, we're likely to sit on our cosmic caboose and do diddly squat. And when we do take action? Well, bless our hearts, but we might be a teensy bit reactive and hypersensitive. So let's just try to keep our heads screwed on straight and make sure we're steerin' this ship with purpose, savvy?
So there you have it, space cowboys and cowgirls. Mars in Cancer is all about blendin' passion and compassion, buildin' a brighter future while stayin' true to our roots. Let's make the most of it, even if
Jupiter is in Aries
Jupiter is prograde at 27 Ari 20' 22", moving at 0.24 degrees per day, and is 883889221km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Aries
Jupiter In Aries: A Cosmic Comedy
Gather 'round, stargazers and space nerds alike, for the cosmic sitcom of Jupiter in Aries is upon us! Picture a giant gas planet, weighing in at 1,898,130,000,000,000,000,000 tons (give or take a few), cruising the galaxy at a whopping 883,913,557.548500538 km away, while it's currently doing the prograde dance. This is truly the time to let our geek flags fly!
As Jupiter makes its grand entrance into Aries, our minds become a veritable supernova of innovative ideas and electric intuition. Think of it as an interstellar brainstorming session where boundaries are nothing but a relic of the past. Aries, the zodiac's trailblazer, is boldly taking us where no man, woman, or hippie astrologer has gone before!
Now, during this galactic transit, you might feel the urge to ditch the carefully crafted blueprints and follow the shooting star of inspiration. And why not? In the immortal words of Captain Kirk, "Risk is our business." Embrace the astronaut within you and try on that spacesuit of trial and error.
But beware, my cosmic comrades, for Jupiter in Aries can sometimes lead us down a wormhole of self-centeredness, causing our opinions to burn brighter than a supernova. Should you find yourself in a heated debate over the merits of Star Wars versus Star Trek, remember that Jupiter encourages growth and expansion, not contraction into a black hole of stubbornness.
As we journey through this celestial adventure, remember that fortune favors the brave. Unleash your inner rocket scientist and take control of your own personal space odyssey. Jupiter wants us to grow, evolve, and embrace our cosmic potential. So, grab your telescope and boldly go where you haven't gone before!
And remember, fellow space travelers, even though we must forge our own paths through the interstellar unknown, it's vital to keep an open mind and an open heart. After all, the galaxy is a vast and wondrous place, filled with lessons to learn and new civilizations to explore. Engage!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 05 Pis 42' 07", moving at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 1514329660km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn In Pisces: A Groovy Trip Through the Cosmic Dreamland
Alright, all you cosmic voyagers, buckle up because Saturn's taking a dip into the mystical waters of Pisces! I mean, like, it's currently 1,514,410,402.476548910km away, but who's counting, right? Anyway, with Saturn prograding through our dreamy little fish sign, we're gonna be diving deep into our inner worlds, man.
So, like, picture this: you're sitting there, minding your business, daydreaming about becoming the next J.K. Rowling or opening that organic, gluten-free, vegan bakery (I know you've thought about it). Then, BAM! Saturn enters Pisces and knocks on your door like, "Hey dude, let's make those dreams a reality!" And you're like, "Whaaaat? I was just chillin', man." But, no worries, my fellow stargazers, 'cause Saturn's got your back. It's time to take those far-out ideas and ground them in reality, you know? Write that business plan, budget like a boss, and look into those loan options. Trust me, when you tune into the cosmic wisdom of Saturn in Pisces, things will start to get real clear, man.
But, like, don't expect this trip to be all sunshine and rainbows. Saturn's kinda like your strict dad who doesn't always get your wild imagination. He might barge into your room uninvited, asking all these questions, and you're like, "Dad, get out!" But, hey, remember that he's just trying to help. So, open that door, put down the "Stay Out of My Room" sign, and listen to what he's got to say. You might just find his advice is pretty far out, after all.
Now, with all this focus on dreamland, you might find yourself feeling a bit restless or anxious. Maybe even having trouble catching those Z's, dude. So, take some time to chill out: meditate, wander through the woods, breathe deep, and take naps (but don't forget that dream journal!). And, hey, maybe even hit the sack a little early to give your cosmic mind some well-deserved rest. Trust me, during this groovy Saturn in Pisces transit, you'll want to be rested
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 18 Tau 40' 18", moving at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 3090191627km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Greetings, Earthlings! This is Obi-Wan Benobi, your nerdy hippie astrologer from a galaxy far, far away. Today, let's talk about Uranus in Taurus, which is currently on a prograde journey that even the Millennium Falcon would struggle to keep up with. And, oh boy, do we have some changes coming our way! Now, Taurus is like that one friend who has their favorite coffee shop and refuses to try anything new. They love stability, routine, and avoiding any disturbances in the Force. But here comes Uranus, the rebellious teenager of the planetary squad, ready to shake things up faster than you can say "lightsaber." Uranus in Taurus is like a big cosmic party crasher, bringing revolutionary changes to the way we handle our galactic credits (aka money). We might see new currencies pop up like mushrooms in Dagobah, banks transforming into something unrecognizable, and the housing and stock markets doing the twist like a Twi'lek dancer. On a personal level, it's time to break free from the Death Star-like grip of financial burdens - debts, taxes, credit card interest, rent, and mortgages. Uranus wants us to rethink our relationship with material possessions, like that collection of Bantha plushies that's taking over your living space. Let's be real, my fellow star travelers: we can't escape this cosmic shake-up. Resisting the power of Uranus is like trying to stop the Death Star with a slingshot. Instead, embrace the changes, and you might find yourself in a more stable and secure place than before. After all, as Master Yoda once said, "In a dark place we find ourselves, and a little more knowledge lights our way." So buckle up, young Padawans, and may the Force of Uranus in Taurus be with you!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 26 Pis 51' 10", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4574598618km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune in Pisces: A Nerdy, Hippie Astrologer's Take
Greetings, stargazers and cosmic adventurers! Let's talk about the big blue gas giant, Neptune, currently chillin' in Pisces like a true hippie lost in a sea of dreams. With a mind-blowing distance of 4,574,647,502.586819649 km away (give or take a few millimeters), this far-out planet is happily doing the prograde dance in our cosmic neighborhood.
Now, what does it all mean, you ask? Well, imagine if Spock and Woodstock had a love child - that's Neptune in Pisces for you! Our emotions and spiritual vibes are merging with Neptune's unifying mojo, clearing the fog like a top-notch dehumidifier in your brain. Suddenly, we're seeing the absurdity of sweating the small stuff and realize that coming together is worth its weight in bitcoins (or gold, if you're old school).
This planetary transit is like receiving an intergalactic invitation to explore our emotional superpowers and figure out what unique gifts we can bring to the cosmic potluck. Do you have visions of a utopian society where everyone wears tie-dye and communicates telepathically? Or perhaps you're more into creating sustainable energy sources using the power of interpretive dance? Whatever your dreams, Neptune in Pisces is here to back you up!
So, fellow space cadets, it's time to boldly go where your heart leads you. Enroll in that crystal healing class you've been eyeing, set up a sacred space in your home filled with lava lamps and incense, or simply take a moment to connect with the infinite universe within. And remember, as you embark on this journey of self-discovery and collective unity, Neptune in Pisces is cheering you on from billions of kilometers away, like a far-out, groovy cosmic coach.
Peace, love, and may the stars be ever in your favor!
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is retrograde at 00 Aqu 21' 40", moving backwards at 0 degrees per day, and is 5161191179km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Greetings, cosmic voyagers! Gather 'round the wormhole as we embark on a journey to the far reaches of our galaxy, where Pluto, the little celestial body that could (even after being demoted from full-fledged planet status), is currently in Aquarius. Set phasers to stunning, because this astrological alignment is about to shake up our lives like a rogue comet crashing into a supernova! You see, dear stargazers, Pluto is the ultimate cosmic chameleon, bringing death, rebirth, and transformation wherever it goes. And Aquarius? Well, Aquarius is the visionary of the zodiac, always seeking progress and boldly going where no one has gone before (just like our beloved Captain Sisko). Put these two together, and we've got ourselves a celestial Starfleet Academy for the advancement of humanity. As Pluto boldly orbits through Aquarius, expect warp-speed changes in science, technology, and space travel. It's time to dust off your tricorders and replicators, as these advancements will be nothing short of interstellar! Moreover, watch out for a cosmic lovefest of civil rights and humanitarianism, as we all embrace our inner social justice warriors. But what about our personal lives, you ask? Fear not, my fellow space cadets! Pluto in Aquarius is here to help us transform our view of ourselves and our place in the universe. It's time to ditch the ego and boldly go where no man or woman has gone before - right into the heart of compassion and empathy. Think of it as a Vulcan mind meld with the entire human race, where we all share our thoughts, feelings, and experiences for a collective greater good. So, fellow Earthlings, will you answer the call of Pluto in Aquarius and step into this brave new world? The choice is yours, but remember: resistance is futile. Now, grab your spacesuits and let's get ready to explore the cosmos together! Live long and prosper!Current Planetary Aspects