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13 May, 2023
Solar activity was low. Region 3296 (N15W76, Eac/beta-gamma) was the most active sunspot on the disk producing multiple C-class flares, including the largest event of the period, a C5.6/Sf flare at 12/1336 UTC. Region 3293 (N10W87, Axx/alpha) produced a C4.9/Sf flare at 12/1408 UTC and Region 3297 (N09W56, Cko/beta) provided a C4.6/Sn flare at 12/1139 UTC. Region 3302 (N19E32, Cao/beta) produced a C1.7 flare at 12/1910 UTC. New Region 3305 (N10E38, Cao/beta) was inactive. The remaining four sunspots were inactive and either stable or in a state of decay.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters, from the DSCOVR spacecraft, indicated the arrival of the 09 May CME at approximately 12/0554 UTC. Wind speeds jumped from near 500 km/s to a period high of 596 km/s. Total field values peaked at 13 nT. The Bz component dropped as low as -6 nT. The phi angle switched to a negative orientation at approximately 12/1245 UTC. .Forecast... The solar wind environment is expected to persist under CME influence on 13 May and begin to wane on 14 May.
There is a 40% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Pisces, at 00 degrees, 59' 38", at a velocity of 14.16 degrees per day.
The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.9 days old. It is 364094.46 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May, 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Taurus
The Sun is at 22 Tau 15' 13", and is 151136628km away and receding.
The Moon is in Pisces
The Moon is at 00 Pis 59' 38", and is 370456km away and receding.
Moon Is In Pisces
Greetings, Earthlings! It is I, your friendly interstellar astrologer, here to enlighten you about the cosmic happenings in your local solar system. Today, we shall focus on the fact that our dearly beloved Moon has found itself swimming in the celestial ocean of Pisces, exactly 370,397.221623807 kilometers away from Mother Earth. Fascinating, isn't it? As the Moon soaks in the dreamy and imaginative waters of Pisces, you might find yourself feeling a bit like Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation – curious, methodical, and eager to understand the universe in all its complexity. However, this lunar position also imbues you with emotional depth and heightened intuition, which even our favorite android would envy. So, my fellow Homo sapiens, as you navigate the next few days under this lunar influence, allow your inner Data to guide you with logic and reason, but don't forget to embrace the sensitivity and compassion of Pisces. You may find yourself more inclined to engage in deep conversations about quantum mechanics or the mysteries of the cosmos while simultaneously pondering the meaning of life and love. Embrace your inner Vulcan-human hybrid, and remember that finding balance between rationality and emotion can lead you to explore new realms of understanding – both terrestrial and extraterrestrial! If you happen to encounter any Borg-like beings, remember to use the power of empathy and understanding to overcome any obstacles that may arise. And finally, when the moonbeams from our Piscean Moon reach your Earthly abode, let them inspire you to boldly go where no one has gone before, in search of uncharted wonders and hidden treasures within your own soul. Live long and prosper, my friends! The universe awaits.Mercury is in Taurus
Mercury is retrograde at 05 Tau 59' 03", moving backwards at 0.14 degrees per day, and is 89822694km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Taurus
Greetings, Earthlings! I'm here to inform you that Mercury has parked its cosmic van in Taurus, which, in case you're wondering, is precisely 89,754,667.761138082 kilometers away from your pale blue dot. Now, don't panic about Mercury being in retrograde, as I assure you, the universe is not malfunctioning, nor do I plan on locking you out of your spaceship. During this groovy Mercury in Taurus transit, your minds will be less like a chaotic supernova and more like a stable black hole, metaphorically speaking, of course. Gone are the days of imaginative daydreams and shooting star wishes, my friends. It's time to put on your lab coats, or tie-dye shirts, whichever you prefer, and get down to business with some good old-fashioned practical thinking. Picture Mercury doing the moonwalk in Taurus, inspiring you to transform your wildest dreams into solid, well-planned ideas. The gravitational pull of this cosmic mashup will help you lay the foundation of your very own intergalactic empire or, more realistically, improve your life right here on Earth. As your resident nerdy astrologer and part-time hippie, I encourage you to embrace the gift of stability that Mercury in Taurus offers. Channel your inner Vulcan, find your logical side, and boldly go where no one has gone before... or at least, where you haven't gone before in terms of productivity and sound decision-making. So, dear Earthlings, during this Mercury in Taurus season, remember that slow and steady wins the space race. Use your newfound practicality to build a future so bright, even supernovas will be jealous. Peace, love, and may the force of celestial wisdom be with you.Venus is in Cancer
Venus is prograde at 06 Can 10' 07", moving at 1.08 degrees per day, and is 132745826km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Cancer
Venus in Cancer: A Nerdy Romantic Voyage
Hey there, cosmic cadets! Guess what? Venus, our lovely planet of snuggles and all things mushy-gushy, has come to join forces with emotional Cancer. With Venus being 132,801,126.053636283km away (not that we're counting), it's time to buckle up and prepare for an interstellar journey of homey vibes and tender connections!
As we embark on this celestial adventure, expect your romantic relationships to blast off like a rocket ship fueled by love and warm fuzzy feelings. That commitment-phobe you've been dating might suddenly transform into Captain Commitment, ready to navigate the galaxy hand-in-hand.
But wait, there's more! While Venus is chilling in Cancer, don't be surprised if you find yourself with an uncontrollable urge to nurture and care for others, like a space-age Mother Teresa. Family and roots will become your cosmic compass, guiding you towards greater fulfillment. And speaking of roots, why not take this opportunity to spruce up your terrestrial dwelling? With Venus, the financial whiz of the cosmos, teaming up with real-estate-savvy Cancer, now's the perfect time to buy, sell, or simply redecorate your humble abode.
Now, my fellow star trekkers, beware the emotional roller coaster that comes with this planetary pairing. Venus in Cancer has a tendency to turn us into emotional sponges, soaking up all the feels from our friends and partners. Keep an eye out for mood swings and heightened sensitivity, because nobody wants a meltdown in the middle of a cosmic quest!
But fear not, brave astronauts of amour! While navigating these emotional waters may be challenging, it also means your heart's gravitational pull is stronger than ever. So, embrace the vulnerability, let love in, and remember: in the words of a famous Vulcan, "Live long and prosper!"
Mars is in Cancer
Mars is prograde at 25 Can 49' 03", moving at 0.56 degrees per day, and is 276259917km away and receding.
Mars Is In Cancer
Mars in Cancer: The Cosmic Homebody's Ultimate Staycation
Put on your favorite tie-dye shirts and grab those cosmic binoculars, stargazers! Mars is currently chilling at a cool 276,204,619.356864452km away from Earth, and it's hanging out in the zodiac sign of Cancer. This groovy alignment is giving us all the vibes of a celestial homebody who's ready to snuggle up with some moon rocks and binge-watch the latest season of "Ghost in the Shell."
As the fiery warrior planet takes a cosmic breather in sensitive Cancer, we're all invited to channel our inner Motoko Kusanagi by blending our ambitious drives with a deep appreciation for family values and traditions. Instead of launching into space at warp speed, we're more inclined to take a gentle stroll through the galaxy, hand-in-hand with our loved ones, and maybe even stop to admire the delicate beauty of a supernova or two.
Fret not, fellow nerds! Mars may be kicking back in its cosmic Snuggie, but that doesn't mean we can't still conquer the universe. With Mars in Cancer, we're gifted with a cosmic power-up that encourages us to tackle domestic quests with gusto. It's the perfect time to dust off your Klingon-English dictionary and finally build that epic Star Trek-themed treehouse in your backyard.
During this astrological alignment, you might also feel an irresistible urge to defend your home planet (or your grandma's secret cookie recipe) with the passion of a thousand suns. Mars in Cancer brings out the galactic guardian in all of us, turning us into fierce protectors of our nearest and dearest. So, if anyone dares to threaten what we hold dear, they better watch out for our photon torpedoes!
However, every cosmic adventure has its challenges, and Mars in Cancer is no exception. Instead of boldly going where no one has gone before, we might find ourselves hesitating at the airlock, wondering if it's really worth leaving our cozy space station. Emotional connections reign supreme during this time, and if our hearts aren't fully onboard with a mission, it's likely we'll stay put in the safety of our known universe.
So, as we journey through this Mars in Cancer transit, let's remember to embrace both the warrior and the nurturer within us. By combining our fiery ambitions with
Jupiter is in Aries
Jupiter is prograde at 29 Ari 12' 19", moving at 0.23 degrees per day, and is 877891316km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Aries
Jupiter In Aries: The Nerdy Hippie Edition
Fasten your seatbelts, fellow space travelers, because Jupiter is in Aries, and it's about to get wild! Imagine Jupiter as the coolest science teacher you've ever had, and Aries as that one kid who always conducted experiments without reading the instructions. Put them together, and you've got a cosmic cocktail of innovation, intuition, and just a dash of recklessness.
Now, you might be thinking, "But Jupiter is 877924178.875666142km away, so what does it have to do with me?" Oh, my dear Earthling, that's where the magic of astrology comes in! You see, during this cosmic dance, our minds are like a room full of Tesla coils, buzzing with electrifying ideas that could change the world - or at least make for great party tricks.
With Jupiter in Aries, we're encouraged to channel our inner mad scientist and embrace the chaos. Forget about meticulously mapping out every step of your master plan, because by the time you finish, someone else will have already made the next big discovery!
But beware, my friends, for there is a dark side to this celestial event. While Jupiter in Aries may have us feeling like we're the intellectual equivalent of an unstoppable freight train, it's important to remember that even the most brilliant minds can benefit from some good ol' fashioned teamwork. Don't let your ego block out the wisdom of others, or you may find yourself derailed by your own narrow-mindedness.
And finally, let's talk about luck. During this transit, you are the captain of your own destiny! Channel your inner Star-Lord (or Star-Lady) and take control of your life's journey. Embrace your potential, and don't be afraid to venture into the unknown. Just remember - when it comes to unlocking your bright and shiny future, you hold the key. So put on your favorite space-themed pajamas, grab your lucky rabbit's foot, and get ready to blast off into the great cosmic adventure that is Jupiter in Aries!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 06 Pis 11' 41", moving at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 1495320234km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Surf's Up, Space Dudes: Saturn in Pisces
Greetings, fellow stargazers! Guess what? Our cosmic buddy Saturn decided to throw on a tie-dye shirt, grab a surfboard, and catch some gnarly waves in the dreamy ocean of Pisces. Now, you might be thinking, "What does this groovy interstellar mashup mean for me?" Well, buckle up because we're about to embark on a far-out journey of self-discovery and growth, man!
When the Big Kahuna of Discipline shacks up with the Zodiac's resident daydreamer, it's like having a super chill life coach who whispers sweet nothings of wisdom while you're napping. So, whip out your notepad, because Saturn in Pisces is serving up some serious inspiration smoothies to help you turn your wildest dreams into reality.
Now, don't get me wrong, this cosmic combo isn't always a psychedelic lovefest. Sometimes, having Saturn crash your Piscean dream party can feel like an unwelcome reality check. But hey, even the most free-spirited hippie needs a little tough love now and then, right? Just remember to keep an open mind and listen to Saturn's sage advice; chances are, it'll lead you down the path of grooviness.
While Saturn's hanging ten in the mystical realm of Pisces, you might find yourself tossing and turning at night, plagued by cosmic FOMO. Fear not, my fellow space cadets! All you need is a little R&R (that's "rest and relaxation," not "rock and roll") to attune your inner antennae to the far-out frequencies of the universe. Try meditating with some lava lamps, take a peaceful stroll through a psychedelic forest, or simply catch some Z's on a comfy beanbag chair. Whatever floats your cosmic boat, just make sure to embrace the tranquility and tune in to the celestial wisdom that Saturn in Pisces has to offer.
So, there you have it, stargazers! While Saturn surfs the astral waves of Pisces, remember to open your heart, listen to the universe, and above all, stay groovy. Peace, love, and cosmic vibes to you all!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 19 Tau 08' 06", moving at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 3090476868km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Greetings, my cosmic comrades! Prepare yourselves for a wild ride as Uranus, the planet of change and unpredictability, has parked itself in steadfast Taurus. Now, I know what you're thinking, "But Master Astrologer, isn't Taurus a bit stubborn?" Well, my dear earthlings, that's precisely where the fun begins! Picture this: Taurus, the cosmic cow, grazing peacefully in a field of predictability, when suddenly, Uranus swoops in like a mad scientist on a spaceship, shaking up the entire pasture with its electric vibes! Quite the scene, isn't it? And that's just the beginning. You see, Taurus is a financial whiz, but Uranus is all about innovation. So, while Taurus loves counting their pennies and maintaining the status quo, Uranus is busy concocting new ways to handle money that even the most seasoned economist would find mind-boggling. Crypto-currencies, digital wallets, and automated bartering apps – oh my! Now, don't go burying your cash under the mattress just yet. These cosmic changes might seem daunting, but they're actually here to set us free from the shackles of materialism. Debt, taxes, and that pesky credit card interest are all part of Uranus' master plan to revolutionize the way we think about money. But wait! There's more! As Uranus shakes up our banking systems, it's also giving us a cosmic nudge to reevaluate our relationship with possessions. Are you really defined by that vintage comic book collection or your impressive array of artisanal candles? Uranus says, "Nay!" It's time to let go of what doesn't serve you and embrace a life of minimalism (or at least a more mindful approach to material goods). So buckle up, stargazers, because resisting this Uranian revolution is futile. Instead, grab your lab goggles and hop aboard the spaceship to a more liberated financial future. And remember, even though the ride might be bumpy, we're all in this cosmic journey together. Till next time, live long and prosper, my fellow space cadets!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 03' 49", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4558923796km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Ahoy, cosmic voyagers! Captain Jack Harkness here, ready to regale you with a tale of Neptune in Pisces that's sure to tickle your astrological senses! Now, picture this scene, will you? We have Neptune, that big ol' blue planet, currently prograde and doing its watery dance 4,558,978,189.554660797 km away. Yes, I counted every kilometer, because why not? It's groovin' in the sign of Pisces, bringing about a psychedelic fusion of emotion, spirit, and unity. As our Piscean pals are masters of emotional depth and spiritual connection, this cosmic combo is like a dreamy sci-fi episode where we gain the power to see through the fog of our own contradictions. Suddenly, those petty differences seem as insignificant as a speck of space dust, and we're all feeling that warm, fuzzy glow of coming together. Neptune in Pisces is like a celestial scavenger hunt, where we search our emotional databases to uncover our unique gifts and contributions to the collective progress. Think of it as a cosmic potluck; we've all got tasty dishes to bring to the table! So, what to do during this far-out time? Well, my stargazing friends, why not dive into a spiritual adventure or create a sacred space at home to connect with the universe? Go ahead, let your inner hippie run wild! Just remember, sharing is caring, so don't keep those brilliant ideas trapped in your noggin. And with that, fellow space travelers, I'll leave you to explore the cosmic currents of Neptune in Pisces. Just know that the universe has your back as you embark on this fantastic voyage. Remember, the stars are always shining, even if you can't see them from your TARDIS!Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is retrograde at 00 Aqu 20' 00", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5142649598km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Greetings, Earthlings: Pluto in Aquarius (the Nerdy, Hippie, and Sciency Edition)
Alright, my cosmic comrades, grab your telescopes and vegan snacks because we're diving into the groovy world of Pluto in Aquarius! With a whopping 5,142,699,850.725037575 km between us and Pluto (yes, I counted), you might wonder why we should even care about this far-out celestial happening. But as your friendly neighborhood astrologer, I'm here to tell you that it's time to buckle up for a cosmic rollercoaster ride of a lifetime!
Now, Pluto might be the tiniest planet in our solar system (still a planet in my heart, my dear Pluto), but don't let its size fool you. This little powerhouse is all about transformation, rebirth, and shedding old identities like a snake shedding its skin (but way cooler and less creepy, promise). And when it teams up with Aquarius, the zodiac's resident mad scientist and humanitarian extraordinaire, things get a liiittle bit intense. We're talking serious, life-altering, "Beam me up, Scotty" levels of change.
What does this mean for us humble Earth-dwellers? Well, prepare for some mind-blowing advancements in science, technology, and space travel. So, if you've ever dreamed of teleporting to work or owning a hoverboard, now's your chance to manifest that sci-fi reality! But more importantly, we'll see some major shifts in civil rights and humanitarianism. It's like a cosmic Star Trek convention where everyone comes together to make the world a better place.
On a personal level, Pluto in Aquarius gives us a gentle (or not-so-gentle) nudge to rethink our place in the universe. Instead of just focusing on our own needs, like binge-watching Doctor Who or perfecting our vegan brownie recipe, we're called to think about the greater good. It's time to boldly go where we haven't gone before and consider what's best for our fellow humans (and aliens, if they're out there).
So, will we answer the intergalactic call to action? Or will we be left behind in a cosmic dust cloud of missed opportunities? Only time, space, and the power of Pluto in Aquarius will tell. Until then, live long and prosper, my
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