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20 May, 2023
Solar activity reached high levels due to 5 M-class flares from Region 3311 (N17E60, Ekc/beta-delta). The largest was an M5.3/1n at 19/0048 UTC. Regions 3305 (N12W57, Dai/beta), 3310 (S20E48, Cko/beta), and 3311 continued to exhibit growth over the period. Slight decay was observed in Region 3308. New regions 3312 (S25E70, Cro/beta) and 3313 (N22E75, Hsx/alpha) were numbered.
NOAA reports a Minor Solar Storm! Retrograde effects are moderately increased. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were near nominal levels initially, but saw an enhancement after 19/2000 UTC. Solar wind speed was mostly in the 300-350 km/s range, but started to increase to around 380 km/s in the latter part of the period. A enhancement in total field occurred after 19/2000 UTC reaching a maximum of 14 nT. The Bz component varied between +6/-11 nT. Phi angle was positive.
There is a 30% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Gemini, at 06 degrees, 12' 58", at a velocity of 12.87 degrees per day.
The New moon is currently 0.6 days old. It is 391054.16 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun, 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Taurus
The Sun is at 29 Tau 00' 15", and is 151363683km away and receding.
The Moon is in Gemini
The Moon is at 06 Gem 12' 58", and is 389260km away and receding.
Moon Is In Gemini
Greetings, star children and celestial voyagers! Captain Benjamin Sisko here, coming to you from the far reaches of Deep Space Nine (or, you know, just your computer screen). It's time to engage our warp drives, set phasers to stunning, and boldly go where no horoscope has gone before! Moon in Gemini – it's a cosmic dance party, and you're all invited! The Moon has slipped into the chatty realm of Gemini, and let me tell you, folks, it's about to get loquacious up in here! At a mere 389,044.832933046 kilometers away (a stone's throw in space terms), our lunar companion is practically breathing down our necks, whispering sweet astrological nothings into our ears. So, what does this mean for you, my fellow stardust beings? Well, grab your tricorders and strap on your Vulcan ears because we're about to dive into the great cosmic unknown! With the Moon in Gemini, communication is the name of the game. Think of this as the intergalactic United Federation of Planets, where all species and civilizations come together to chat, debate, and share their thoughts. It's like a giant psychic switchboard, connecting us to everyone and everything around us. So, whether you're engaging in deep philosophical discussions with the Cardassians or simply catching up on gossip with your fellow Earthlings, this is the time to open those hailing frequencies and let the conversation flow. But beware, dear space travelers! Gemini is ruled by Mercury, that trickster planet of mischief and mayhem. With the Moon in Gemini, words can be as slippery as a shapeshifter and just as hard to pin down. Be prepared for miscommunications, mixed signals, and even some cosmic crossed wires. Remember, not everything is as it seems in the vast expanse of the universe. Stay sharp, trust your instincts, and don't be afraid to ask for clarification when needed. This lunar soiree in Gemini also brings with it a burst of intellectual curiosity. It's like we've all been given honorary degrees from Starfleet Academy, making us insatiably hungry for knowledge and eager to explore new ideas. So, dust off those PADDs, crack open those ancient Earth books, and set your phasers to "learn"! But let's not forget, Gemini is the sign of the Twins, and with the Moon in this cosmic constellation, duality is the order of the day. Emotions may flip-fMercury is in Taurus
Mercury is prograde at 06 Tau 51' 02", moving at 0.39 degrees per day, and is 101692459km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Taurus
Judge Mercury in Taurus Dredd
Halt, citizens of the cosmos! This is Judge Mercury Dredd speaking, and I've got news for all you cosmic rebels out there. Our buddy Mercury has landed in Taurus territory, and it's 101,588,981.498636678 kilometers away from chaos -- I mean, Earth. Fear not, for this planetary patrol is prograde, so we're in no danger of retrograde rebellion anytime soon.
Now, let me lay down the galactic law. Mercury, the grand mastermind of the planetary system, governs our thoughts and communication styles. And Taurus? Well, that's one tough Earth sign that doesn't take any cosmic nonsense. When Mercury teams up with Taurus, we're talking serious business -- no more daydreaming or shooting for the stars without a plan, my fellow stargazers.
During this transit, say goodbye to flights of fancy and hello to the sweet stability of terra firma. It's time to turn those nebulous notions into solid, foolproof plans that even a black hole can't suck away. With Taurus in charge, we've got practical perspectives and concrete values on our side. So, buckle up, space cadets, because our minds are about to be grounded to the Earth like a well-anchored intergalactic cruiser.
In conclusion, the cosmic courtroom has spoken: Mercury in Taurus is giving us the gift of stability. Embrace the energy, take your time, and build a foundation stronger than a supernova. The future is in your hands, cosmic comrades. May the stars be ever in your favor. Judge Mercury Dredd, signing off.
Venus is in Cancer
Venus is prograde at 13 Can 37' 15", moving at 1.05 degrees per day, and is 124474526km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Cancer
Venus in Cancer: A Cosmic Cuddle Fest
Alright, stargazers, it's time to bust out your coziest blankets and start practicing your best couch potato impression! Venus, our celestial BFF of love and affection, has decided to crash at Cancer's place for a while. You know, Cancer, that zodiac sign that's basically the universe's answer to a warm hug and a cup of hot cocoa? Yeah, that one.
So, what does this cosmic sleepover mean for us Earthlings? Well, hold on to your telescopes, because I'm about to drop some interstellar knowledge on you! When Venus and Cancer buddy up, it's like a planetary episode of "Love Actually" up in the sky. We'll suddenly find ourselves wanting to binge-watch rom-coms in our PJs and have heartfelt conversations with our partners. If your love life has been more "Mars Attacks!" than "When Harry Met Sally," don't worry - things might just start turning around during this transit.
Feeling the urge to host a family game night or call up your long-lost cousin twice removed? Blame it on Venus in Cancer. Our need to nurture and connect with our roots is going to be off the charts. And if you suddenly find yourself browsing Pinterest for home renovation ideas, don't say I didn't warn you! This transit is perfect for channeling your inner Martha Stewart and making your home feel like a cozy sanctuary from the chaos of the cosmos.
Now, I know what you're thinking: "But, oh wise and nerdy astrologer, what's the catch?" Well, my dear stargazing friends, there's always a catch. With all this sensitivity floating around, we might be feeling a bit more like delicate celestial snowflakes than usual. Our friendships and romantic relationships could be a rollercoaster of emotions, and we might find ourselves retreating into our crab shells at the first sign of hurt feelings. But hey, at least this vulnerability means our hearts are wide open to give and receive love more easily, right?
So, grab your comfiest slippers, put on your favorite feel-good tunes, and embrace the cosmic cuddle fest that is Venus in Cancer. And remember - the universe may be vast and mysterious, but it's still full of love and connection. Peace, love, and stardust to you all!
Mars is in Cancer
Mars will change from Cancer to Leo in the next 24 hours.
Mars is prograde at 29 Can 46' 54", moving at 0.57 degrees per day, and is 285099642km away and receding.Mars Is In Cancer
Mars in Cancer: A Galactic Groovy Adventure
Gather 'round, cosmic comrades, for Mars is making a pit stop in the celestial Crab Shack of Cancer! *Cue dramatic space music* At a whopping 285,046,237.710341334km away, our fiery friend is really stretching its feelers into the watery world of Cancerian vibes. But fret not, dear stargazers, for this cosmic union is like a galactic potluck, blending the best of both worlds!
As Mars voyages through the sensitive seas of Cancer, we are graciously gifted with a cosmic combo of Martian initiative and Cancerian caretaking. You might feel like a celestial superhero, ready to preserve family values, honor the past, and use that futuristic jetpack to propel you gently into the days ahead.
Now, I know what you're thinking: "But Nerdy Astrologer, isn't Mars all about action, and Cancer more about chillin' in its cozy crab cave?" Well, my observant oracles, you're right! Mars may be toned down while cruising through Cancer, but it's still got those celestial get-up-and-go vibes. Channel that energy into some good ol' fashioned home improvement – just imagine, wielding your cosmic hammer and nails to create the ultimate intergalactic relaxation station!
But wait, there's more! Mars in Cancer also brings out the celestial mama bear in all of us. You may find yourself ready to defend your loved ones or fight for your domestic bliss with the ferocity of a supernova. This planetary pairing creates an intensely protective instinct that'd make even a Klingon warrior proud.
However, beware the dark side of this cosmic collaboration! Mars' journey through cautious Cancer can lead to some passive-aggressive tendencies. If your heart isn't in it, you might find yourself drifting through space without a clear course. Plus, actions taken under the influence of this celestial combo can sometimes be more reactive and oversensitive than purposeful. So, stargazers, be mindful of your cosmic compass and remember to navigate with love and intention.
As Mars prepares to blast off from Cancer into the roaring realm of Leo in the next 24 hours, take a moment to reflect on the lessons learned during this cosmic adventure. Embrace the Martian-Cancerian balance of passion and preservation, and boldly go where no astro-nerd has gone before!
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 00 Tau 48' 18", moving at 0.23 degrees per day, and is 871195403km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Greetings, Earthlings! Gather 'round, for I bring tidings from the cosmos that the mighty Jupiter is currently hanging out in Taurus, a mere 871,235,512.778144240 kilometers away - give or take a few parsecs. Fear not, for this planetary shindig is prograde, meaning it's all systems go for some serious cosmic grooviness. Now, let's get down to astrological brass tacks, shall we? Picture this: Jupiter, the big kahuna of wisdom and deep thoughts, meets up with Taurus, the zodiac's most laid-back and inert sign. It's like Spock mind-melding with The Dude from "The Big Lebowski" - far out, man! What does this mean for you, my star-seeking friends? Well, it's time to channel your inner Yoda and tap into the spiritual force that's been hiding within you like a shy Ewok. Embrace the zen, and let the distractions of daily life fade away like an old VHS tape of "Star Wars Holiday Special." As Jupiter and Taurus join forces like some kind of celestial Voltron, it's the perfect opportunity for you to tackle those dreams and long-term goals you've had on your cosmic bucket list. With the energy of Jupiter's growth-seeking mojo and Taurus' rock-solid determination, you'll be ticking off those to-dos like a well-oiled R2-D2. But wait, there's more! Life may become more prosperous than a Ferengi's bank account during this cosmic meetup. The combo of Jupiter's good luck vibes and Taurus' affinity for wealth could have you rolling in space credits if you play your cards right. So, channel your inner Scrooge McDuck and dive into those financial opportunities, my friends. However, beware the dark side, young padawans. Taurus' penchant for indulgence and Jupiter's expansive tendencies might make it hard to resist the siren call of impulse buys and unnecessary luxuries. Don't get caught in Admiral Ackbar's trap - practice patience and keep those impulses in check, lest you end up with a mountain of regret and a depleted bank account. In conclusion, my fellow space cadets, the cosmic dance of Jupiter in Taurus is a time of growth, prosperity, and tapping into our inner spiritual jedis. So, grab your lightsabers, hitch a ride on the Millennium Falcon, and boldly go where no one has gone before - towards your dreams andSaturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 06 Pis 33' 04", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 1478169795km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Hippie Astrologer Presents: Saturn in Pisces Extravaganza
Greetings, cosmic voyagers! It's your friendly neighborhood hippie astrologer here, and oh boy, do we have a groovy transit to talk about. Saturn, the cosmic taskmaster, is chilling in Pisces, the mystical dream weaver of the zodiac. You know what that means? It's like having Mr. Spock at a Phish concert - a curious blend of logic and trippy vibes, man!
Now, don't go running for the hills just yet, my fellow space cadets. Saturn in Pisces is all about taking those far-out daydreams and giving them a bit of structure, like building a geodesic dome or creating a spreadsheet for your crystal collection. It's time to take those grandiose ideas about saving the world with positive vibes and turn them into actionable plans!
But be warned, groovy cats, Saturn in Pisces isn't all sunshine and daisies. This cosmic combo might feel like the ultimate buzzkill, questioning your wildest dreams and asking you to explain how exactly you plan to open that yoga studio on Mars. But don't let it harsh your mellow, man. Embrace the constructive criticism, even if it feels like your favorite incense just got extinguished.
As we journey through this cosmic transit, don't be surprised if you find yourself tossing and turning like a Grateful Dead fan trying to sleep during a drum circle. With all this planetary energy in the realm of dreams, restless nights may be abundant. So take some time to find your inner Zen: meditate, hug a tree, inhale the sweet scent of patchouli, or take a power nap in your hammock (just make sure you've got a trusty dream journal nearby!).
So, my dear stargazers, let's embrace this cosmic collision of Saturn in Pisces with open arms and open minds. Remember, just because Saturn is 1478255656.134511948km away doesn't mean it can't help you reach for the stars! Keep those chakras aligned, and may the far-out force be with you!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 19 Tau 32' 19", moving at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 3088612287km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: A Cosmic Comedy
Greetings, my cosmic comrades! Prepare to have your minds blown, because it's time for a little space-age humor with a twist of nerdy science. So, what's the current astrological buzz? Uranus is in Taurus, and let me tell you, these two celestial entities are having quite the intergalactic showdown!
Picture this: Taurus, the cosmic couch potato, binge-watching the latest season of "Galactic Gardening" while snacking on some delectable moon cheese. In walks Uranus, the celestial disruptor extraordinaire, all decked out in neon lights and blasting some techno beats. Taurus is like, "Dude, can't you see I'm chillaxing?!", but Uranus retorts, "Well, my bovine buddy, it's time to shake things up!"
Now, we all know that Taurus isn't exactly fond of change, especially when it comes to their precious moolah. But Uranus didn't travel 3,088,624,699.98 cosmic kilometers just to watch Taurus stuff its face with space snacks! No, siree! Uranus is here to revolutionize our relationship with money and material possessions, whether we like it or not.
Over the next seven Earth years, we'll experience some radical shifts in our financial landscape. We might see banks turning into interstellar casinos, or perhaps the birth of a new cryptocurrency called "UranusBucks." Heck, we might even witness the stock market morphing into an epic game of cosmic Jenga!
But fear not, my fellow stargazers! This astrological rollercoaster isn't all doom and gloom. In fact, Uranus in Taurus is here to help us break free from the clutches of debt, taxes, and overpriced avocado toast. It's time to shed those materialistic chains and embrace a life of interplanetary minimalism.
So, buckle up and hold onto your space helmets, because this cosmic joyride is bound to be wild, weird, and oh-so-wonderful! And remember, resistance is futile. Embrace the changes, and soon you'll find yourself basking in a newfound sense of cosmic stability. Until next time, live long and prosper, my celestial siblings!
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 13' 33", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4543932978km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Greetings, cosmic travelers! Let's talk about Neptune in Pisces, man! Picture this: Neptune, the groovy planet of dreams and higher consciousness, is hanging out in Pisces, the mystical sign of emotions and spirituality. It's like the cosmic Woodstock, with all the cool vibes and mind-expanding experiences that go along with it! Now, let's get nerdy for a sec. Neptune is 4,543,991,463.091286659 km away, but don't let that distance fool you. Its energy can still reach us here on Earth, kind of like how your favorite sci-fi show beams into your living room from galaxies far, far away. Neptune is currently doing the funky prograde dance, which means it's time to embrace our inner hippie and connect with the universe. The stars are aligning, and they're telling us one thing: chill out, man! Leave your worries behind and dive into the ocean of emotions that Neptune in Pisces brings. This cosmic combination is like the ultimate lava lamp, swirling together emotion, spirit, and unification to create a trippy path toward enlightenment. Forget about petty differences, my dudes! It's time to come together like a cosmic jam band and make some sweet, harmonious tunes. Neptune in Pisces is the perfect time to grab your spiritual surfboard and ride the waves of emotional intelligence. Find your own unique groove, whether that's exploring a new spiritual path, setting up a totally rad altar at home, or geeking out on the latest discoveries in quantum physics. And remember, stargazers, when Neptune is in Pisces, we're all connected by an invisible thread of cosmic love. So let your inner hippie shine and share your far-out ideas with the world. After all, as the great philosopher Bill & Ted once said, "Be excellent to each other." Peace, love, and cosmic vibes to all!Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is retrograde at 00 Aqu 17' 06", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5127253852km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto in Aquarius: The Matrix Meets the Stars
Whoa, my dudes and dudettes! We're about to embark on a cosmic journey more epic than Neo dodging bullets in The Matrix. Our trusty planet of transformation, Pluto, has entered the futuristic world of Aquarius. This is like the biggest system update since the Y2K scare – but no need to panic-buy canned goods this time.
Pluto is currently chilling at a cool 5127301228.658188820km away, and like that one uncle who loves to casually drop life-changing wisdom, it's also retrograde. So, buckle up, because we're in for some serious soul-searching and worldwide changes that would make even Morpheus raise an eyebrow.
Picture this: Pluto and Aquarius join forces to create the ultimate sci-fi movie plot with a groovy, humanitarian twist. We're talking groundbreaking advancements in science, technology, and space travel – think hoverboards, holograms, and teleportation devices. But here's the real kicker: this dynamic duo is all about leveling up our civil rights game and embracing peace, love, and understanding on a global scale.
In true Matrix style, it's time to choose the red pill and dive deep into the rabbit hole of self-discovery. Forget about those petty worries like whether your socks match or if you'll ever find the perfect avocado; Pluto in Aquarius is urging us to expand our minds and think beyond ourselves. This cosmic energy wants us to morph into our inner Keanu Reeves and ask: what can we do to create a better world for all?
So, my fellow star children, are you ready to embrace your inner Neo and answer the call of Pluto in Aquarius? If so, let's unite our cosmic powers and transform this world into one where love, compassion, and a sense of community reign supreme. After all, as the wise Morpheus once said, "There's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path." Let's walk it together, shall we?
Current Planetary Aspects
Planet | Position |
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Sun | 29 Tau 00' 15" |
Moon | 06 Gem 12' 58" |
Mercury | 06 Tau 51' 02" |
Venus | 13 Can 37' 15" |
Mars | 29 Can 46' 54" |
Jupiter | 00 Tau 48' 18" |
Saturn | 06 Pis 33' 04" |
Uranus | 19 Tau 32' 19" |
Neptune | 27 Pis 13' 33" |
Pluto | 00 Aqu 17' 06" R |