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23 May, 2023
Solar activity was moderate. Region 3312 (S23E30, Cri/Beta) underwent slight development and produced an M1.9/1N flare at 22/1337 UTC, which was the largest of the period. Region 3310 (S20E09, Cho/Beta) also exhibited growth, but was relatively quiet. Region 3311 (N18E20, Eac/BGD) remained the largest, most complex region on the disk. This AR also developed a small delta configuration in its intermediate spots, and was the culprit for multiple C-class flares. Region 3314 (N15, L=282) was reassessed and then combined into AR 3311 as most of its spots decayed to plage and its positive field seemingly became mostly indistinguishable from the leading portions of 3311. The remaining ARs were relatively stable and quiet.
The solar kp index is unsettled, with retrograde effects slightly enhanced. The solar wind speed is high, making retrograde effects significantly increased!
The solar wind environment reflected what was likely passage of the 17 May filament eruption and the onset of a negative polarity CH HSS. Total field peaked at 10 nT, and the Bz component reached -9 nT near 22/1957 UTC. Wind speeds ranged from ~500 km/s to ~650 km/s over the course of the period. Phi was variable between solar sectors until approximately 22/1426 UTC when it because predominantly negative.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 30% chance of a minor event, a 20% chance of a moderate event, and a 5% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Cancer, at 13 degrees, 46' 14", at a velocity of 12.19 degrees per day.
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.5 days old. It is 402000.2 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun, 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Gemini
The Sun is at 01 Gem 53' 30", and is 151450653km away and receding.
The Moon is in Cancer
The Moon is at 13 Can 46' 14", and is 400122km away and receding.
Moon Is In Cancer
Greetings, celestial wanderers! It's your all-time favorite astrologer from the far reaches of the cosmos, coming at you with today's galactic scoop. Put on your grooviest spacesuits, because we are in for a cosmic rollercoaster ride! Hold onto your telescopes, my starry-eyed friends, because the Moon, which is currently 399,961.274737581 kilometers away, (give or take a few nanometers for those pedantic stargazers out there) has cozied up to the ever-so-nurturing Cancer. That's right, we've got some lunar crab action going on, and it's bound to make things interesting. This delightful lunar alignment is going to have everyone feeling as warm and fuzzy as a bunch of Tribbles during their mating season. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if you find yourself craving a steaming cup of herbal tea, a cuddle with your favorite Ewok plushie, or perhaps even a deep conversation about the meaning of life with your toaster. The gravitational pull from this celestial arrangement may cause a surge of emotional sensitivity among the Earthlings. So, don't be alarmed if your neighbor suddenly recites Vogon poetry or your co-worker builds a makeshift fort out of office supplies. We're all just seeking comfort in our own quirky ways, my dear space travelers. For those who find themselves craving a sense of security during this lunar period, I suggest embracing your inner hippie and practicing some grounding techniques. Perhaps meditating beneath a tree, hugging a sentient cactus, or engaging in a Vulcan mind-meld with your cat. Whatever feels right for you! Remember, fellow beings of the universe, that while the Moon in Cancer may bring out the softer side in all of us, it's also an opportunity to celebrate our unique connection to the cosmos. So, go forth and spread love, joy, and possibly a smidge of quantum entanglement in your earthly pursuits. Until the next celestial report, keep your eyes on the skies and your hearts open to the infinite possibilities of the universe. Peace, love, and intergalactic harmony, my friends!Mercury is in Taurus
Mercury is prograde at 08 Tau 19' 21", moving at 0.59 degrees per day, and is 108075294km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Taurus
Greetings, my intergalactic stargazers! Prepare yourselves for a cosmic update that's more exciting than a supernova in your morning coffee. That's right, folks, Mercury is doing its groovy dance in Taurus, and it's about to bring some down-to-earth vibes to our everyday lives. Now, as we all know, Mercury is the smarty-pants planet that rules our thinking and communication, while Taurus is like that super chill friend who always knows how to keep things grounded. So, what happens when these two space buddies hang out together? Well, my dear astro-enthusiasts, prepare for some cosmic practicality! While Mercury is chilling in Taurus, it's time to bid adieu to those daydreams and far-out ideas (sorry, plans for a moon colony made of cheese). Instead, get ready to buckle down and create some solid, Earth-based plans. We're talking about the kind of planning that would make even a Vulcan proud. But fear not, my fellow stargazers! This doesn't mean that life will be as dull as a black hole during this transit. On the contrary, the union of Mercury and Taurus gives us a unique opportunity to transform our wildest dreams into reality. It's like having your very own cosmic superpower! So, what should you do while Mercury is embracing its inner Taurus? Well, for starters, channel your inner Spock and use that logical brain of yours to create step-by-step plans for world domination (or, you know, just achieving your goals). And don't forget to communicate your intentions clearly – after all, it's hard to build a strong foundation if no one knows what you're trying to create. And hey, while you're working on those grand plans, why not take a break and enjoy some of the simple pleasures that Taurus loves? Indulge in a delicious meal, enjoy a leisurely walk in nature, or simply bask in the beauty of a star-filled sky. After all, even the most dedicated space adventurers need some downtime. In conclusion, my celestial comrades, it's time to embrace the grounded, practical energy that Mercury in Taurus brings. Use this transit to lay solid foundations, and who knows – you might just find yourself living your dreams faster than you can say "Beam me up, Scotty!"Venus is in Cancer
Venus is prograde at 16 Can 44' 53", moving at 1.03 degrees per day, and is 120888767km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Cancer
Venus in Cancer: A Galactic Love Fest
Hey, all you astrology nerds and cosmic lovebirds! Guess what? Venus, the celestial queen of love and sensitivity, is currently having a playdate with Cancer, the zodiac's numero uno nurturer. It seems like they're having a blast, so buckle up, because we're about to embark on a journey of emotional rollercoasters and cuddle-fests, all while Venus is 120,945,376.134878695 km away. I mean, talk about long-distance relationships, am I right?
So, what does this cosmic combo mean for us Earthlings? Well, it's time to channel your inner introvert and embrace that homebody life. That's right – forget about clubbing or painting the town red. Instead, get ready for cozy movie nights, heart-to-heart conversations, and maybe even adopting a new plant (or five). After all, who needs a night out when you can nurture your relationships in the comfort of your own space-castle?
Oh, and speaking of space-castles, if you've been thinking about giving your living quarters a makeover, now's the perfect time. With Venus (our financial guru) hanging out in Cancer (the real estate aficionado), you might just score some sweet deals on that velvet couch or vintage painting you've been eyeing. Pro tip: make it extra homey with some mood lighting and lots of throw pillows – you'll thank me later.
But beware, stargazers – this planetary rendezvous comes with a side of emotional vulnerability. You might find yourself tearing up during commercials or taking things a bit too personally. Don't sweat it, though. Just remember to channel your inner Dana Scully: stay curious, keep an open mind, and don't be afraid to embrace your sensitive side. After all, it's not every day that we get to experience a galactic love fest like this.
So, let's raise our glasses (or mugs of herbal tea) to Venus and Cancer for reminding us of the importance of love, connection, and the simple pleasures of life. Cheers to cosmic cuddles and emotional growth!
Mars is in Leo
Mars is prograde at 01 Leo 29' 44", moving at 0.57 degrees per day, and is 288791271km away and receding.
Mars Is In Leo
When Mars Grooves with Leo:
Oh, cosmic voyagers! Gather 'round for an interstellar ride as Mars, that fiery red planet of action, sashays into the fabulous and larger-than-life realm of Leo. A whopping 288,738,719.369812310km away, Mars is currently strutting its stuff in prograde, sending glittery vibes of courage and creativity our way.
Now, my fellow stargazers, if there's one thing Leo knows how to do, it's having a roaring good time. So, during this cosmic shindig, we'll be dancing to the beat of our hearts, embracing all that jazz and pizzazz that life has to offer. It's time to unleash your inner hippie and let the good times roll!
But hold on to your telescopes, dear friends, because Mars in Leo also serves up a double scoop of confidence with a cherry on top. While this boost of self-assurance can propel us towards our dreams at warp speed, beware of overconfidence turning into an ego supernova. Remember, you're not the center of the universe (sorry, Copernicus). Be admirable, be a leader, be respectable—but most importantly, be humble.
As the cosmic tides ebb and flow, enthusiasm and drama will rise like the Sun. We may crave the limelight like moths to a flame, but don't let your ego eclipse your inner peace. Channel your inner Dave Bowman and breathe deeply as you explore the depths of your cosmic ego.
So, my fellow space cadets, while Mars waltzes with Leo, seize the chance to reconnect with your inner child, play in the cosmic sandbox, and discover what makes your heart sing. But always remember, amidst the stardust and intergalactic adventure, balance is key. Keep your ego in check and let the cosmic dance of Mars and Leo guide you to a harmonious galaxy far, far away.
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 01 Tau 28' 45", moving at 0.22 degrees per day, and is 867923915km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter Jammin' in Taurus
Put on your grooviest space suit, cosmic comrades, because Jupiter is rockin' out in Taurus! With this funky planetary mashup, we've got a celestial dance party like no other. I'm talkin' wisdom-spreading, ground-shaking, and money-making vibes all up in this cosmic dojo.
Picture this: Jupiter's like that chill guru who's always busting out nuggets of wisdom at the perfect moment, and Taurus is like that stubborn-but-determined friend who's all about savoring the finer things in life. When these two team up, it's like a cosmic light bulb goes off – suddenly, we're hit with the realization that the key to unlocking our spiritual potential has been hiding out in our own personal Batcave all along. Holy enlightenment, Batman!
As we embark on this far-out journey, Jupiter's cheerleading us to make some serious moves toward our dreams and goals. It's time to unleash our inner Hermione Grangers and break out the quills and parchment, because we'll be planning and strategizing like nobody's business. With Taurus providing the steady beat to our cosmic playlist, we'll be grooving one step at a time towards success.
Now, let's talk cha-ching. With Jupiter's good fortune and Taurus' affinity for wealth, we might as well be swimming in a sea of gold coins like Scrooge McDuck during this transit. But before you go diving headfirst into those riches, remember that Taurus has a penchant for indulging a bit too much. Keep a level-headed Vulcan approach when it comes to managing those impulse buys, my friends.
So, whether you're on a quest for spiritual growth, tackling your to-do list like a boss, or making it rain dolla-dolla bills, remember – the force is strong with Jupiter in Taurus. It's up to us to channel that energy and rock out with our cosmic socks out. Peace, love, and prograde!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 06 Pis 40' 53", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 1470728311km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
E.T. Phone Saturn: A Pisces Adventure
Alright my cosmic comrades, gather 'round and lend me your antennae because it's time to talk about Saturn in Pisces. Now, I don't know about you, but I've always imagined Saturn rocking a tie-dye shirt and groovy round glasses as it floats through the universe. And as it so happens, our far-out friend is currently chilling in the mystical realm of Pisces, a mere 1,470,814,608.196368217 kilometers away! Far out, right?
Saturn's vacay in Pisces is like that nerdy science teacher who just discovered yoga and meditation – they're ready to help us align our chakras, but they also want us to get our homework done on time. So grab your crystals, light some incense, and let's dive into the cosmic wisdom of this groovy transit.
First things first, Saturn in Pisces is all about turning those daydreams into reality. It's like E.T. trying to phone home but realizing he's gotta build a communicator out of a Speak & Spell first. Time to whip out that notepad and start scribbling down all those brilliant ideas you've been storing in your noggin, because the cosmic forces are ready to guide you on your path to success.
But beware, my fellow stargazers, for Saturn in Pisces isn't all peace, love, and Reese's Pieces. This planetary dad is here to make sure our dreams have a solid foundation, and he's not afraid to ask the tough questions. So when Saturn comes knocking, don't slam the door in his face – he's like a cosmic Marie Kondo, ready to help us declutter our dreams and focus on what really matters.
Now, with all this cosmic energy swirling around in the Piscean dream realm, you might find yourself feeling a bit restless or struggling to catch those Z's. But fear not, my friends, for this is the perfect time to embrace your inner hippie and cultivate that inner zen. Meditate among the trees, practice some deep breathing, or take a snooze on a bed of crystals (just watch out for those pointy ones) – whatever it takes to let your mind and body rest.
So, as we navigate this far-out transit, remember to stay open to the cosmic wisdom that Saturn in Pisces has
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 19 Tau 42' 37", moving at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 3087212810km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Greetings, Earthlings! Gather 'round as I, Dr. Ellie Arroway (not to be confused with the brilliant Jodie Foster from Contact), share my far-out insight into the cosmic dance happening between Uranus and Taurus. Our blue-ish buddy, Uranus, is currently 3,087,228,859.9 kilometers away from us and grooving in a prograde motion. That's like, a gazillion miles, man! So, Uranus is crashing Taurus' mellow party, and let me tell you, it's like mixing Star Wars and Star Trek fans in one room. Taurus loves stability and routine, while Uranus thrives on change and innovation. It's a wild cosmic ride, dudes and dudettes! Now, Taurus is the financial guru of the zodiac, right? So, with Uranus shaking things up in Taurus' turf, we're in for some serious monetary metamorphosis. We're talking new currencies, banking revolutions, and stock market roller coasters that would make even Elon Musk dizzy. On a personal note, Uranus in Taurus is like the cosmic Marie Kondo, urging us to rethink our relationship with money and material possessions. Are you a slave to your credit card or trapped by your avocado toast addiction? Fear not, Uranus is here to set you free! Embrace the changes, my interstellar friends, because resistance is futile (yeah, I went there). By the end of this seven-year cosmic tango, you might just find yourself in a groovier, more stable place than before. So, buckle up, and may the force be with you during this Uranus in Taurus adventure! Peace and love, fellow stargazers! ✌️🔮✨Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 17' 19", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4537196574km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Greetings, cosmic comrades! It's your favorite nerdy astrologer, here to talk about Neptune's fabulous vacation in Pisces. Now, let's first get our nerd hats on and appreciate the fact that Neptune is a whopping 4,537,256,560.109052658 kilometers away from Earth. I mean, seriously, can you even fathom that distance? But despite being so far away, this giant blue-ish ball of gas is currently doing the cha-cha in prograde motion and has a huge influence on us Earthlings. So, what does Neptune in Pisces mean for us mere mortals? Well, buckle up, because we're about to embark on a groovy spiritual journey filled with self-discovery, healing, and—wait for it—emotional intelligence! That's right, my friends, as the Piscean vibes merge with Neptune's gravitational pull, we're gifted with a rad pair of cosmic glasses that help us see through the fog of pettiness and embrace unity. But why stop there, right? With great cosmic power comes great responsibility. This transit is like a celestial nudge, urging us to ask ourselves, "How can I contribute to the greater good?" Perhaps it's time to unleash your inner hippie and spread love, peace, and harmony or become an eco-warrior and save the planet. The possibilities are endless! Now's the perfect time to dive into that spiritual path that's been calling your name, whether it's yoga, meditation, or even Jedi training (hey, we don't judge). Set up a sacred space in your home where you can connect with the divine, or just have a good ol' chat with the universe. And remember, my fellow stargazers, as you bask in the magical energy of Neptune in Pisces, it's not just about finding your own spiritual groove—it's also about sharing your groovy vibes with the world. So go forth, spread love and light, and may the cosmic force be with you!Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is retrograde at 00 Aqu 15' 28", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5120956272km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto In Aquarius: A Sci-Fi Hippie Nerd's Guide to Cosmic Transformation
Greetings, fellow Earthlings! As Dana Scully would say, "The truth is out there," and today, that truth happens to be a whopping 5,121,002,181.743517876 km away in the form of Pluto chillin' in Aquarius—retrograde style!
Now, before you start imagining little green aliens doing the moonwalk on Pluto, let's break down what this cosmic combo means for all of us back here on spaceship Earth. Picture Pluto as the celestial Marie Kondo, urging us not just to tidy up our closets, but our very souls. Aquarius, on the other hand, is like the mad scientist of the zodiac, always concocting new ideas and dreaming of a utopian future. Put these two together, and you've got yourself a recipe for radical transformation—no DeLorean required!
While we might see some major leaps in the realms of science, technology, and space travel (heck, maybe even the discovery of extraterrestrial life!), the real focus of this interstellar alignment is on civil rights and humanitarianism. Think Star Trek's United Federation of Planets, but, like, minus the spandex uniforms and food replicators.
As we boldly go where no one has gone before during this planetary transit, it's time for each of us to take a good, hard look at our inner Captain Kirk or Spock. Are we truly striving to create a more inclusive, equitable world for everyone, or are we letting our phasers do the talking? In the immortal words of Bill and Ted, "Be excellent to each other."
So, dear stargazers, as Pluto retrogrades through Aquarius, let's not just think about what's best for ourselves, but also what's best for our intergalactic siblings. The cosmic call to action has been sounded—will you accept the charges and answer the call? In the end, it's up to us to make this a future worth traveling to, one small step (or moonwalk) at a time.
Current Planetary Aspects
Planet | Position |
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Sun | 01 Gem 53' 30" |
Moon | 13 Can 46' 14" |
Mercury | 08 Tau 19' 21" |
Venus | 16 Can 44' 53" |
Mars | 01 Leo 29' 44" |
Jupiter | 01 Tau 28' 45" |
Saturn | 06 Pis 40' 53" |
Uranus | 19 Tau 42' 37" |
Neptune | 27 Pis 17' 19" |
Pluto | 00 Aqu 15' 28" R |