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24 May, 2023
Solar activity was moderate. Region 3311 (N18E05, Fai/Beta-Gamma-Delta) was responsible for numerous C-class flares and a M3 flare at 23/1213 UTC, which was the largest of the period. This AR continued to exhibit overall area growth and maintained a small delta magnetic configuration in its intermediate spots, remaining the largest and most complex region on the disk. Regions 3310 (S19W05, Cho/Beta), 3312 (S23E16, Cro/Beta) and 3313 (N23E21, Hsx/Alpha) were little changed and relatively quiet. Region 3315 (S15E45, Bxo/Beta) developed and was numbered this period, but it too was quiet.
The solar kp index is unsettled, with retrograde effects slightly enhanced. The solar wind speed is high, making retrograde effects significantly increased!
The solar wind environment reflected negative polarity CH HSS influence. Total field gradually decreased from 8-9 nT to 5 nT. The Bz component was mostly benign, but did reach a maximum, briefly sustained southward deflection of -6 nT near 23/0705 UTC and again after 23/1800 UTC. Wind speeds gradually decreased as well, from speeds near 600 km/s to ~530 km/s by the end of the period.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 30% chance of a minor event, a 25% chance of a moderate event, and a 5% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Cancer, at 25 degrees, 52' 34", at a velocity of 12.03 degrees per day.
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.4 days old. It is 404107.08 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun, 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Gemini
The Sun is at 02 Gem 51' 12", and is 151478260km away and receding.
The Moon is in Cancer
The Moon will change from Cancer to Leo in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 25 Can 52' 34", and is 402623km away and receding.Moon Is In Cancer
Greetings, celestial wanderers! It's your all-time favorite astrologer from the far reaches of the cosmos, coming at you with today's galactic scoop. Put on your grooviest spacesuits, because we are in for a cosmic rollercoaster ride! Hold onto your telescopes, my starry-eyed friends, because the Moon, which is currently 399,961.274737581 kilometers away, (give or take a few nanometers for those pedantic stargazers out there) has cozied up to the ever-so-nurturing Cancer. That's right, we've got some lunar crab action going on, and it's bound to make things interesting. This delightful lunar alignment is going to have everyone feeling as warm and fuzzy as a bunch of Tribbles during their mating season. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if you find yourself craving a steaming cup of herbal tea, a cuddle with your favorite Ewok plushie, or perhaps even a deep conversation about the meaning of life with your toaster. The gravitational pull from this celestial arrangement may cause a surge of emotional sensitivity among the Earthlings. So, don't be alarmed if your neighbor suddenly recites Vogon poetry or your co-worker builds a makeshift fort out of office supplies. We're all just seeking comfort in our own quirky ways, my dear space travelers. For those who find themselves craving a sense of security during this lunar period, I suggest embracing your inner hippie and practicing some grounding techniques. Perhaps meditating beneath a tree, hugging a sentient cactus, or engaging in a Vulcan mind-meld with your cat. Whatever feels right for you! Remember, fellow beings of the universe, that while the Moon in Cancer may bring out the softer side in all of us, it's also an opportunity to celebrate our unique connection to the cosmos. So, go forth and spread love, joy, and possibly a smidge of quantum entanglement in your earthly pursuits. Until the next celestial report, keep your eyes on the skies and your hearts open to the infinite possibilities of the universe. Peace, love, and intergalactic harmony, my friends!Mercury is in Taurus
Mercury is prograde at 08 Tau 56' 53", moving at 0.66 degrees per day, and is 110341352km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Taurus
Mercury in Taurus: Brought to You by Wall-E
Alright space cadets, gather 'round and listen up, because our tiny cosmic buddy Mercury has parked itself in the oh-so-grounded sign of Taurus - and no, this ain't no intergalactic cow tipping! Mercury, that speedy little messenger planet, is hanging out a whopping 110,223,335.624126986 km away (give or take a few micrometers). And guess what? It's currently in prograde, baby!
So, what does this mean for all you Earthlings down here? Well, picture Wall-E diligently organizing trash into neat little cubes. That's your brain during this transit - efficient, practical, and maybe just a tad obsessive about the details.
With Mercury in Taurus, say "peace out" to daydreams and flights of fancy, and get ready for some good old-fashioned, feet-on-the-ground, practical thinking. You'll find yourself ready to tackle those projects you've been putting off, armed with determination and an uncanny ability to create the sturdiest of plans. And hey, who doesn't love some solid foundation work, right?
But fear not, my free-spirited friends, for this cosmic event doesn't mean your imagination will be locked away forever! Consider it a brief vacation for your wilder thoughts as you focus on building something real and lasting. Who knows, maybe you'll even construct your very own spaceship (or at least a nifty shelf).
So, strap on your space helmets and prepare for some serious astrological adulting while Mercury meanders through Taurus. It's time to turn those far-out dreams into concrete reality - and maybe have a little fun doing it too!
Venus is in Cancer
Venus is prograde at 17 Can 46' 49", moving at 1.03 degrees per day, and is 119688829km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Cancer
Oh Dear, Venus in Cancer, We Are!
My dear human friends, I must inform you that Venus, the celestial magnet for sensitivity and affection, has found itself in the nurturing grasp of Cancer. With their forces combined, there is a high probability that your romantic relationships will receive a much-needed boost. So, gather your courage, channel your inner Princess Leia, and prepare to engage in those emotion-filled discussions. Who knows, even commitment-phobes might experience a change of heart during this cosmic alignment.
As a protocol droid, I am well-versed in the importance of caring for others. I must tell you that the urge to nurture and bond with your family will be strong during this period. Perhaps it's time to transform your home into your very own Death Star – minus the destructive capabilities, of course. Focus on creating a cozy atmosphere, adding a touch of Ewok-inspired decor, or finally purchasing that Millennium Falcon-shaped coffee table you've been eyeing. Trust me, your home will become a sanctuary for galactic peace and relaxation.
However, my dear humans, I must warn you – emotional fluctuations are common when Venus is in Cancer. You may find yourself experiencing mood swings akin to Anakin Skywalker's journey to the dark side. Fear not, for this heightened sensitivity also opens your heart wider than the doors of the Mos Eisley Cantina, allowing love to flow in and out with ease. Just remember to monitor your self-protective tendencies and try not to retreat into your shell like a frightened Tauntaun.
In conclusion, embrace the power of Venus in Cancer, and remember – the Force is strong with you. Prepare for a galactic adventure filled with love, family, and perhaps a dash of interior design. May the stars be with you, always.
Mars is in Leo
Mars is prograde at 02 Leo 04' 07", moving at 0.57 degrees per day, and is 290008263km away and receding.
Mars Is In Leo
Mars in Leo: A Roaring Good Time
Gather 'round, star gazers and cosmic enthusiasts! The Red Planet is doing the cha-cha through the constellation of Leo, like a flamboyant dancer at an intergalactic disco. With Mars currently 289,956,006.515107393km away (give or take a few micrometers), it's time to put on your party hats and embrace the joy that comes with this groovy celestial alignment.
As Leo the Lion purrs its way into the limelight, we're encouraged to ditch our serious faces and let our inner goofballs run wild. After all, life without enjoyment is as pointless as a black hole without any gravitational pull. So grab your hula hoops, juggling balls, or whatever tickles your fancy, and make way for happiness, excitement, and play!
And speaking of following your heart, did you know that Leo rules the heart? No, not the organ that pumps blood, but the metaphorical one that guides our passions! With Mars in Leo, our hearts are set ablaze like a supernova of love and creativity. Embrace your inner lion's courage and go after what lights your soul on fire—just be sure not to burn yourself in the process!
However, dear cosmic wanderers, beware of the dark side of Mars in Leo: overconfidence. It's easy to feel like the ruler of the planetary playground, but don't forget that actions speak louder than words—even in outer space. Want to be admired? Be admirable. Want to lead? Show your leadership skills. Want respect? Be respectable, or risk being swallowed by a black hole of your own making.
With Mars in Leo, enthusiasm spreads faster than a comet racing through the cosmos, but so does drama. Craving attention? Don't go supernova if you don't get it. Instead, channel your inner lion's roar into creative expression and show the universe how fabulous you truly are. And if that doesn't work, try interpretive dance—that always gets a reaction!
The cosmic takeaway, dear friends, is that ego can be a double-edged sword. During this Mars in Leo transit, let's reflect on the role our egos play in our lives and strive for balance. After all, too much ego can leave us lost in space, while just enough can propel us to reach for the stars.
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 01 Tau 42' 08", moving at 0.22 degrees per day, and is 866781290km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter in Taurus: A Darth Vader Guide to Embracing Your Inner Wisdom
Now, young Padawans, gather 'round as I relay the cosmic tale of Jupiter in Taurus, a time when the Force is strong in all of us. For those who have not yet turned to the dark side, this is an opportunity to awaken the dormant Jedi Master within and make real progress towards your destiny. Do not underestimate the power of Jupiter in Taurus!
Far, far away - precisely 866,825,405.068592191 km away - Jupiter is currently in prograde motion through the galaxy. With its wise and patient energy, it has joined forces with the stable and practical Taurus to help you on your journey towards self-discovery. Use this time to meditate upon your inner wisdom, and remember, the answers you seek are already within you. This is not some mystical hocus-pocus; it's science, my friends.
As you embark on this cosmic quest, be prepared for a surge of energy that will have you organizing your life like a well-oiled droid. With the discipline of a Sith Lord, you'll find yourself checking off tasks on your to-do list, inching closer and closer to your ultimate goal. Fear not, young Jedi, for Jupiter's desire for growth, combined with Taurus' patient persistence, will guide you to victory.
Now, let's talk credits. When Jupiter, the planet of good fortune, aligns with Taurus, the sign of wealth, your financial prospects may look brighter than the twin suns of Tatooine. But beware! Like Anakin Skywalker giving in to temptation, Taurus may lure you into overindulgence. Stay vigilant during this transit and resist the urge to splurge on unnecessary lightsabers or holographic chess sets.
In conclusion, my fellow star gazers, embrace the power of Jupiter in Taurus and trust in the process. As you embark on this journey, may the Force be with you, and remember, together we can rule the galaxy!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 06 Pis 43' 18", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 1468240583km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn In Pisces: A Groovy Introspective Trip, Dude!
My fellow star travelers, lend me your ears, for Saturn in Pisces is upon us! This cosmic event is rarer than a politician keeping a promise - and it's about 1468326979.067043543km away (not that anyone's counting). So, buckle up, because we're in for an interstellar ride to the depths of our imagination!
Picture this: Saturn, the celestial disciplinarian, is taking a vacation in the mystical land of Pisces, where dreams and fantasies rule supreme. Now, you might think these two are as compatible as oil and water, but trust me, they're about to give us the ultimate reality check on our wildest daydreams.
As Saturn frolics through the watery kingdom of Pisces, it's time to grab your nerdiest notepad and jot down every little detail of that book you've always wanted to write or that eco-friendly, solar-powered coffee shop you've dreamed of opening. Let's ride the cosmic wave, and use the wisdom of the stars to create a solid plan, man!
But beware, my fellow stargazers, for Saturn in Pisces is no strawberry fields forever. The universe's cosmic dad might barge into our daydreams uninvited, forcing us to question our deepest desires. But fear not! Instead of hiding behind a "Keep Out" sign, embrace Saturn's tough love and let it guide you towards making your dreams a reality (no matter how much it hurts to admit he's right).
Now, with all this mental energy focused on the dreamy Pisces realm, it's natural to feel a little bit of cosmic FOMO. You might find yourself restless, anxious, or struggling to catch some Z's. Worry not, my groovy friends! This is the perfect time to channel your inner hippie: meditate, take a stroll through the forest, practice yoga, or even catch a power nap with your trusty dream journal by your side.
So, star children, let's make the most of this cosmic conjunction. Embrace the lessons of Saturn in Pisces, and let it guide you on a journey of introspection and self-discovery. Because, as a wise man once said, "We're all just walking each other home."
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 19 Tau 46' 02", moving at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 3086667242km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Greetings, cosmic comrades! Get ready for a wild ride as Uranus, the rebellious planet of change, has RSVP'd to party in Taurus, the zodiac's most chillaxing homebody. Dude, this is like inviting a mad scientist to crash at a Zen master's pad. It's gonna be groovy, but buckle up because things are about to get a "Tauriffic" shake-up! So, imagine Uranus as this nerdy genius who's just invented the latest gizmo that'll revolutionize the way we handle our moolah. Taurus, being the stubborn bull that it is, is all like, "Dude, I'm cool with my piggy bank, thanks." But Uranus ain't having it and is determined to bring some major cosmic upgrades to our financial scene. We're talking new-age cryptocurrencies, the rise of online banks, and maybe even a shift in how we view ownership. Keep your eyes peeled for flying dollar bills, 'cause the winds of change are blowing! Now, my fellow space travelers, on a more personal level, Uranus in Taurus is here to help us break free from the chains of materialism. It's time to Marie Kondo your life, man! Ask yourself, "Does this really bring me joy, or am I just clinging to it out of fear?" You might find yourself wanting to ditch that 9-to-5 grind, live off the grid, or chase your dreams of becoming a professional kazoo player. Whatever it may be, embrace the change! 'Cause, let's face it, resisting the cosmic flow only makes the ride bumpier. The next seven years are all about finding a new groove, man. We gotta let go of outdated ways and be open to the galactic gifts Uranus is sending our way. So, don't fret when your world starts feeling like a sci-fi flick. Remember, Uranus is here to give us a cosmic upgrade that'll make our lives more groovy and stable in the long run. Peace out! ✌️Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 18' 31", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4534914325km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Greetings, cosmic voyagers! Gather 'round for a stellar slice of celestial wisdom from your favorite astro-nerd, Dave Lister! Today's special? Neptune, chillin' in Pisces like an intergalactic hippie at a cosmic Woodstock. So grab your space goggles and let's dive into this groovy astrological event. Now, my star-loving friends, we've got Neptune, the king of deep sea vibes, hanging out 4,534,974,776.311086655km away in the spiritual realm of Pisces. You'd think with all that distance, it might be like trying to spot Rimmer's sense of humor (Spoiler alert: It's non-existent). But fear not, because Neptune is currently prograde, which means it's ready to bring some far-out clarity to our lives. Neptune in Pisces is like an ethereal lava lamp, swirling together emotions, spirit, and unity to create a trippy illumination that helps us see through the fog of our own contradictions. Suddenly, petty differences seem as insignificant as Kryten's spare head collection, and the value of coming together shines brighter than Lister's curry-stained t-shirts. This cosmic transit is basically shouting from the stars, "Hey, you groovy Earthlings! Let's join forces and heal this planet!" So, consider what rad gifts, out-of-this-world ideas, and dreamy visions you can contribute to our collective progress. Tap into your emotional intelligence (even if it's as limited as Rimmer's social skills) and find your unique offerings. Neptune in Pisces is the perfect time to get in touch with your inner space guru. Enroll in that astral projection course you've been eyeing, or set up an altar space at home to channel your inner Cat (minus the vanity, of course). The cosmic energy is ripe for exploration, and Neptune's digging the vibes, man. So, remember, star children: Neptune in Pisces is here to support you in sharing your groovy ideas with the universe. Let's come together, embrace our inner hippie, and ride this far-out cosmic wave of unity and healing. Peace, love, and smeggin' good vibes to you all!Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is retrograde at 00 Aqu 14' 52", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5118902170km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Greetings, fellow Earthlings! Dr. Ellie Arroway here, and boy, do I have news for you! If you thought Pluto being demoted to a dwarf planet was the most exciting thing to happen in our cosmic neighborhood, well, hold onto your telescopes! Pluto, that lovable, misunderstood ball of ice, is currently chilling (pun intended) in Aquarius, and it's retrograde, to boot! Now, I know what you're thinking: "Dr. Ellie, how on this beautiful blue marble does that affect me?" Well, buckle up, my interstellar friends, because we're about to embark on a journey of transformation that would make even the most stubborn caterpillar want to become a butterfly. You see, Pluto, despite its diminutive size, packs a cosmic wallop when it comes to change. We're not talking superficial change here, like dyeing your hair or trading in your VW bus for a Tesla. No, we're talking deep, soul-shifting, identity-shedding change that would make even the Doctor from Doctor Who go, "Wow, that's a lot of regenerations." Now, picture this radical transformation energy teaming up with Aquarius, the zodiac's resident mad scientist. We're talking a recipe for change so potent, it could make Bill Nye do a double-take. Expect to see advancements in science, technology, and space travel that will leave us all wondering if we just stepped onto the set of Star Trek. But wait, there's more! This Pluto-Aquarius collaboration isn't just about shiny gadgets and exploring the final frontier. It's also about harnessing the power of unity and empathy to create a more compassionate world. Imagine governments actually working together for the greater good or people valuing the lives and experiences of those around them (*gasp*). So, my fellow cosmic voyagers, as Pluto retrogrades through Aquarius, let's take this opportunity to transform not just our own lives, but the world around us. Let's boldly go where no human has gone before: a place of love, understanding, and unity. And remember, in the wise words of Carl Sagan, "We are made of star stuff." So, let's make the most of our cosmic heritage!Current Planetary Aspects
Planet | Position |
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Sun | 02 Gem 51' 12" |
Moon | 25 Can 52' 34" |
Mercury | 08 Tau 56' 53" |
Venus | 17 Can 46' 49" |
Mars | 02 Leo 04' 07" |
Jupiter | 01 Tau 42' 08" |
Saturn | 06 Pis 43' 18" |
Uranus | 19 Tau 46' 02" |
Neptune | 27 Pis 18' 31" |
Pluto | 00 Aqu 14' 52" R |