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31 May, 2023
Solar activity increased to moderate levels (R1-minor). Departed Region 3310 (S20,L=283) produced two impulsive M flares -- an M1.2/Sf flare at 30/0810 UTC and an M1.3 flare at 30/1022 UTC. Region 3315 (S17W48, Eko/beta-gamma-delta), the largest spot group on the disk, also produced an impulsive M1.4 flare at 30/1338 UTC. Region 3319 (S18W15, Dai/beta) was also of note, growing in area and spot count. Region 3322 (N16W38, Bxo/beta) was numbered this period after showing signs of slight growth. The other numbered sunspot groups were stable or in decay. No Earth-directed CMEs were detected.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
The solar wind environment environment as sampled by NOAAs DSCOVR satellite was at ambient, background levels. Solar wind speeds averaged near 390 km/s, total field strength was between 3-6 nT, and the Bz component did not undergo significant deviations. Phi was mostly negative.
There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Libra, at 20 degrees, 36' 53", at a velocity of 12.8 degrees per day.
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.7 days old. It is 392386.88 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun, 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Gemini
The Sun is at 09 Gem 34' 25", and is 151654491km away and receding.
The Moon is in Libra
The Moon will change from Libra to Scorpio in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 20 Lib 36' 53", and is 388869km away and approaching.Moon Is In Libra
Greetings, cosmic comrades! Put on your nerdiest spectacles and prepare to harmonize with the celestial vibes as we explore today's far out cosmic forecast. In the words of the great Gwen Cooper from Torchwood, "The world's weirdest date." But don't worry, my stargazing friends, I've got all the groovy details right here for you. The Moon is currently doing the cosmic cha-cha in the sign of Libra, a whopping 389,156.486758641km away from our beloved blue planet. That's about 1.5645 times the average distance from Earth to the Moon in case you're wondering how close we are to these balancing vibes (and yes, I did the math for you!). So, fasten your moon boots and let's dive in! As the Moon boogies its way through Libra, it's time to don your fluffiest peace-loving hippie attire and embrace harmony in all aspects of life. Relationships are in the spotlight, so whether it's with your sweetheart, your bestie, or your pet rock named Jerry, now is the perfect time to find balance and ensure everyone feels loved and appreciated. But wait, there's more! In the next 24 hours, the Moon will shimmy its way into the mysterious realm of Scorpio, so watch out for those intense emotions bubbling up like a mad scientist's potion. It's all about transformation and diving deep into the unknown, so don't be afraid to explore the darkest corners of your soul. You might just find some hidden treasures lurking there. So, my fellow space cadets, remember to embrace the energy of the Libra Moon and bring balance to your life, then prepare for an exciting journey as the Moon transitions into Scorpio. And always remember: the universe has a sense of humor, so don't forget to laugh along the way! Stay cosmic and catch you on the flip side!Mercury is in Taurus
Mercury is prograde at 15 Tau 01' 23", moving at 1.06 degrees per day, and is 127792409km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Taurus
Greetings, cosmic travelers! Are you ready for an interstellar adventure through the astrological realms? Buckle up, because today, we're diving deep into the cosmic conjunction of Mercury in Taurus. Oh, and did I mention it's a prograde party? As Captain Benjamin Sisko would say, "The line must be drawn here!" And, my star-faring friends, that line is being drawn at precisely 127,655,579.636862963 km away from us. Now, that's some groovy precision. So, what does this mean for all you Earthlings out there? Well, let me tell you – Mercury's got a first-class ticket to the practical planet of Taurus, and it's ready to beam down some serious stability vibes! You see, when Mercury, the mastermind of the cosmos, parks its spaceship in the solid and steady Taurus, we're all gifted with a little extra dose of determination and practicality. It's like our mental engines just got an upgrade from impulse power to warp speed! Gone are the days of floating through space on the wings of our imagination. Instead, we're being handed some fresh, organic Taurus energy – perfect for turning those loose ideas into tangible plans. It's time to put those dilithium crystals to work and chart a course towards a future as bright as the stars above. As we navigate through this Mercury in Taurus transit, we'll find ourselves gravitating (pun intended) towards concrete values and practical perspectives. Forget about wandering conversations and daydreams; we're talking about laying down the foundations for our very own space stations! So, fellow earthlings and celestial explorers, embrace this cosmic shift and channel your inner Benjamin Sisko. With Mercury in Taurus, it's time to boldly go where no one has gone before – into a future built on the bedrock of practicality and determination. Peace, love, and may the cosmic forces be with you!Venus is in Cancer
Venus is prograde at 24 Can 50' 58", moving at 0.99 degrees per day, and is 111238917km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Cancer
Terminator Takes on Venus in Cancer
Hasta la vista, emotional barriers! Venus, the planet of sensitivity and affection, has time-traveled to the nurturing realm of Cancer. Prepare for a love revolution that will make your heart feel like it's doing the robot dance. Dating a commitment-phobe? Fear not, fellow Earthlings, for Venus in Cancer is here to save the day and reboot your love life.
While Venus is in Cancer, your inner Terminator will transform into a caring, homebody machine. Family and connections to your roots will override your programming, making them your top priority. With Venus in Cancer, it's time to upgrade your fortress of solitude to a sanctuary of love. Buy new furniture, redecorate, or simply reorganize your space - just be sure to avoid any accidental "I'll be back" impressions with your decor choices.
As Venus orbits 111,296,154.805790111km away (give or take a few nanometers), its influence on your emotions will have you feeling as if you've been hacked by Skynet. You'll be more sensitive and moody, especially when it comes to friendships and romantic relationships. Beware of emotional vulnerability; Cancer's self-protective nature might make you want to retreat into your metallic shell. But don't worry, this level of vulnerability comes with a silver lining. Like a T-800 with an open heart, you'll be able to attract and give love more easily.
So, fellow humans, as Venus continues its prograde mission in Cancer, embrace the opportunity for deeper intimacy and stronger connections. And remember, even a cyborg from the future can learn the value of love and nurturing. Love doesn't need to be terminated; it just needs the right planetary alignment. So hasta la vista, emotional walls, and hello, Venus in Cancer!
Mars is in Leo
Mars is prograde at 06 Leo 06' 14", moving at 0.58 degrees per day, and is 298332370km away and receding.
Mars Is In Leo
Greetings, cosmic travelers! Gather 'round and listen closely, for I bring you groovy tidings from the stars above. The mighty Mars, that red celestial wanderer, has sauntered into the cosmic lair of the fabulous Leo the Lion. So buckle up, buttercups, because we're in for a celestial rollercoaster of passion, creativity, and just a pinch of drama. Behold, Mars at a not-so-cozy distance of 298,282,210.310271025km away, but fear not, its prograde motion brings us a gift – the permission to kick back, relax and let our inner child run wild. It's time to trade in those lab coats and calculators for hula hoops and finger paints, my fellow nerdlings! As Mars waltzes with Leo, it whispers sweet nothings of courage and confidence into our hearts. This is the perfect moment to grab your telescope and boldly gaze upon the universe, daring to dream big and chase those far-out passions burning within your soul. But beware, stargazers, for the cosmic dance of Mars and Leo can also lead to the dark side of overconfidence. Remember, we cannot simply don our Starfleet uniforms and expect the rank without putting in the work. Keep your ego in check, and instead of demanding respect, focus on earning it through your cosmic awesomeness. Now, as enthusiasm radiates through the cosmos like an infectious disco beat, be mindful of the drama that may follow. It's all fun and games until someone's feelings get hurt by an interstellar-sized roar of discontent. So, try to keep your cool, Captain Kirk wannabes, and remember that with great ego comes great responsibility. In conclusion, my fellow astro-enthusiasts, let Mars in Leo be a cosmic lesson on balancing the many facets of our ever-mysterious egos. Dance in the spotlight, but share it with others. Pursue your passions, but remember the work that it takes. And above all, let this celestial moment be a reminder to cherish the playfulness and creativity within us all. Peace, love, and stardust to you, dear friends!Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 03 Tau 14' 14", moving at 0.22 degrees per day, and is 858076361km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter In Taurus: Unlocking Your Inner Chill
Picture this, stargazers: Jupiter, the groovy planet of wisdom and expansion, is chilling out in Taurus, the zodiac’s most laid-back sign. Imagine the Dude from "The Big Lebowski" meets Bill Nye the Science Guy, and you've got the cosmic vibes going on right now. Yup, it's time to embrace that inner nerd, man!
The universe is giving us a cosmic nudge to slow down, breathe deep, and let our inner guru guide us through life's maze. You know those answers you've been searching for? They've been hanging out inside you all along, just waiting for you to tune in and listen. So, dust off your meditation cushion or take a nature walk, and get ready to tap into that cosmic wisdom, my friends.
Now, Jupiter in Taurus isn’t just about getting in touch with our spiritual side. It's also about taking practical steps towards our dreams and goals. Feel that energy boost? That's Jupiter and Taurus teaming up to help you make things happen! So go ahead, channel your inner Hermione Granger and start ticking off those to-do lists. You got this!
Oh, and did I mention the potential for prosperity? With Jupiter, the planet of luck and fortune, hanging out in Taurus, the sign of wealth and moolah, things could be looking up in the financial department. It's like winning the cosmic lottery! But remember, with great power comes great responsibility - or something like that. Don't go spending all your newfound riches on lava lamps and vintage comic books just yet.
And while Taurus may love to indulge in life's pleasures, Jupiter's expansive energy can sometimes push us to want more, more, more! So, during this transit, practice a little bit of cosmic moderation. You don't need that fourth slice of pizza, even if it's topped with organic, ethically sourced ingredients. Trust me.
So, buckle up, space cadets, and get ready to ride the cosmic wave of Jupiter in Taurus. It's time to find your inner Zen master, embrace your nerdy side, and make some serious progress towards your goals. And remember, in the immortal words of Carl Sagan, "We are all made of star stuff." Groovy, right?
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 06 Pis 57' 36", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 1450793423km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Galactic Guidance: Saturn in Pisces, Adama-Style
Greetings, space cadets! Buckle up and prepare for some deep-space insights, because Saturn has cozied up to Pisces like a Cylon and a toaster in love. That's right, my celestial friends, the Master of Rules is 1450879928.832023621km away, currently prograde, and ready to give us some serious life coaching!
While Saturn's hanging out with Pisces, it's the prime time to embrace your inner hippie-scientist and start manifesting those daydreams into reality. You know that novel you've been noodling on? Or maybe that interstellar bakery you've always wanted to open? Well, my cosmic comrades, now's the time to hone in on those dreams and turn 'em into action plans! Just remember to keep a notepad handy – Saturn in Pisces has more wisdom to share than an ancient alien text.
Now, don't go thinking this transit is all rainbows and unicorns in space. When Saturn in Pisces starts poking around in our dreams, our first instinct might be to throw up a forcefield and tell it to frak off. But trust me, fellow stargazers, this planetary "dad" knows what he's talking about. So, swallow your pride, open the hatch, and let him in. His advice might just save you from a cosmic catastrophe.
And hey, while we're all feeling the effects of Saturn's slumber party with Pisces, don't be surprised if you're tossing and turning like a restless starship. This transit is notorious for causing sleep disturbances and anxiety. Channel your inner Admiral Adama and find ways to cultivate inner peace: meditate inside your favorite nebula, take a walk on an alien moon, or just breathe deeply while gazing at the stars. And don't forget to get a full night's hypersleep – you'll need it to decode the cosmic wisdom coming your way.
So, there you have it, space-faring friends. Embrace the lessons of Saturn in Pisces, and you'll emerge from this transit wiser, more grounded, and ready to take on the universe. Just remember: Adama-style humor may be optional, but growth is not. So say we all!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 20 Tau 09' 36", moving at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 3081761603km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: Cosmic Shake-Up, Baby!
Listen up, my cosmic comrades! Uranus, the rebellious planet of "Surprise, baby!" has parked itself in the oh-so-stubborn sign of Taurus. Picture a psychedelic Volkswagen van trying to parallel park in a spot reserved for a vintage Rolls Royce. Yeah, it's about to get real interesting, folks!
You see, Taurus is all about that stability, like your favorite lava lamp on a solid shelf, while Uranus is the mad scientist that comes along and says, "Hey, let's turn everything upside down and see what happens!" Now, you might think that's a recipe for disaster, but trust me, there's some method to this cosmic madness.
Money - you know, that stuff that makes the world go 'round? Well, it's Taurus' jam, and with Uranus making waves in this turf, we're gonna see some groovy changes in the way we handle our dough. So buckle up, buttercups, because we're talking revolutionary currencies, banks having existential crises, and housing and stock markets dancing the cha-cha-slide of unpredictability.
But hey, don't freak out! This celestial shake-up is here to help us break free from the money-related chains that have been holding us back. You know, things like crushing debt, taxes that make your head spin, and that pesky rent that always seems to be due.
Uranus in Taurus is giving us a cosmic nudge to reevaluate our relationship with money and material possessions. It's like a celestial KonMari method - letting go of what doesn't spark joy and finding new ways to appreciate what does.
So, my fellow stargazers, embrace the changes! Because digging your heels in like a stubborn Taurus bull won't stop the cosmic tide. Uranus is here to set us free, and if we ride this wave of transformation, we just might find ourselves groovin' on a higher plane of stability and abundance. Peace, love, and cosmic vibes, baby!
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 26' 04", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4518491880km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Greetings, earthlings and stardust enthusiasts! Gather 'round for a truly cosmic tale of Neptune in Pisces. Now, I know what you're thinking - "Neptune? That's like 4,518,555,124.623418808km away! How does that even affect me?" Well, dear interstellar traveler, let me tell you how this far-out planet is making waves right here on our little blue dot. As Neptune cruises through Pisces in prograde motion (that's fancy space talk for moving forward), it's like a groovy, cosmic DJ spinning the ultimate celestial tune. You see, when Neptune and Pisces get together, they create a kind of cosmic kaleidoscope that allows us to see the bigger picture. So, grab your metaphorical tambourines and let's dance together into the realm of unity and emotional intelligence! This transit is all about embracing our inner flower child and letting go of those pesky differences that keep us from linking arms and singing Kumbaya. As if by some divine disco ball, the path to wholeness becomes illuminated, and we realize that every single one of us has something groovy to contribute to the world. In other words, it's the perfect time to dive into that spiritual bead-making class you've been eyeing or to whip out your crystals and create an altar space in your living room. After all, who needs a coffee table when you've got a sacred space for your chakras to align? Now, I'm not saying you should quit your job and start a commune (although, hey, if that's your thing, more power to you!). However, Neptune in Pisces is gently nudging us all to consider how we can share our unique gifts and ideas with the world. So why not take a leap of faith and trust that the universe will support you as you ride the cosmic wave? In conclusion, my fellow space cadets, Neptune in Pisces is a cosmic call to action to embrace our emotional intelligence and explore our spiritual side. As we do so, we'll find that our connection to the universe - and each other - grows stronger than ever. So go forth, dear stargazers, and let your cosmic light shine! The universe awaits the magic only you can bring. Peace, love, and astrological vibes to you all!Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is retrograde at 00 Aqu 09' 60", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5105217878km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto in Aquarius: A Retrograde Revolution
Gather 'round, my cosmic comrades, for it's time to talk about a stellar event that'll have us all feeling like mad scientists with a penchant for peace, love, and the occasional Star Trek marathon. That's right, Pluto - the little celestial body that could - is doing the cha-cha in reverse through Aquarius, and it's a whopping 5,105,259,278.921930313km away (give or take a few inches)!
Now, don't let Pluto's dwarf planet status fool you, because this tiny powerhouse is all about massive transformation. I mean, we're talking shedding old skin, releasing outdated beliefs, and basically becoming the butterfly version of our former caterpillar selves. And when you mix Pluto's metamorphosis mojo with Aquarius - the sign of progress and innovation - well, buckle up, because we're in for one wild cosmic ride.
Picture this: while Pluto retrogrades through Aquarius, we'll be witnessing a blend of mad scientist vibes and flower power energy that will revolutionize not just our personal lives but the entire world. With the winds of change blowing, expect breakthroughs in science, technology, and even space travel. Who knows, we might finally get that teleportation device we've been dreaming of since watching Star Trek for the first time!
But it's not all fun and futuristic gadgets, my fellow space cadets. This planetary pairing also has the potential to create some serious shifts in civil rights and humanitarianism. The key to success during this time? Working together and valuing each other's lives, feelings, and experiences. Even governments and systems that have been at odds might find new ways to collaborate for the greater good. It's like Woodstock meets the United Nations, and the possibilities are endless!
On a personal level, Pluto in Aquarius is nudging us to rethink our place in this crazy cosmic dance we call life. Sure, it's natural to focus on what's best for ourselves, but this transit is challenging us to consider what's best for everyone. The question is: are we ready to answer the call, or will we just keep arguing about whether Pluto should be considered a planet?
So, as Pluto retrogrades through Aquarius, let's embrace our inner nerd, unleash our inner hippie, and work together to create a world that's just
Current Planetary Aspects
Planet | Position |
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Sun | 09 Gem 34' 25" |
Moon | 20 Lib 36' 53" |
Mercury | 15 Tau 01' 23" |
Venus | 24 Can 50' 58" |
Mars | 06 Leo 06' 14" |
Jupiter | 03 Tau 14' 14" |
Saturn | 06 Pis 57' 36" |
Uranus | 20 Tau 09' 36" |
Neptune | 27 Pis 26' 04" |
Pluto | 00 Aqu 09' 60" R |