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3 June, 2023
Solar activity reached moderate levels (R1-Minor) as newly numbered Region 3324 (N15W12, Bxo/beta) produced an impulsive M1.5 flare at 02/0241 UTC. The region decayed slightly to a Bxo group. Region 3315 (S17W88, Dao/beta) produced a C3.9 flare at 02/1411 UTC as the region departed the visible disk. A C3.3 flare was observed from new Region 3326 (N25E73, Hsx/alpha) at 02/1524 UTC. Region 3323 (S07E45, Esi/beta-gamma) produced a C6.3 flare at 02/2242 UTC. New Region 3325 (N11W02, Bxo/beta) was numbered this period. The remaining six regions were stable with no notable changes during the period. No Earth-directed CMEs were observed.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
The solar wind environment began the period mildly enhanced before returning to a more ambient state by about 02/0300 UTC. Total field strength peaked near 5 nT while the Bz component varied weakly between +2/-4 nT. Solar wind speeds slowly decayed through the period from about 445 km/s to near 360 km/s. The phi angle was oriented towards the Sun (negative).
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 35% chance of a minor event, a 10% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Sagittarius, at 00 degrees, 44' 32", at a velocity of 13.96 degrees per day.
The Full moon is currently 13.8 days old. It is 377968.92 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun, 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Gemini
The Sun is at 12 Gem 26' 53", and is 151722458km away and receding.
The Moon is in Sagittarius
The Moon is at 00 Sag 44' 32", and is 373446km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Sagittarius
Hasta la vista, Earthlings! The Moon is in Sagittarius today, but don't worry, it won't be terminating any planets or lives. Instead, it's bringing out the adventurous and optimistic side of all you celestial beings. At a distance of 372,434.100981155km away, it's closer than you think, but not close enough to mess around with your Wi-Fi signals or cause a robot apocalypse. As this groovy Moon moves from Sagittarius to Capricorn in the next 24 hours, prepare for a radical shift in energy. The Sagittarius Moon wants you to embrace your inner hippie – think flower power, peace signs, and dancing beneath the stars. Channel your inner Sarah Connor and fight for what you believe in, but without the whole "saving humanity from extinction" pressure. Just focus on breaking free from your daily routine and seeking new experiences. But remember, time travelers, the Moon's transit to Capricorn will initiate a more grounded and practical vibe. So, before you start building your own time machine or attempt to communicate with an advanced AI system, take a step back and think it through logically. Maybe just try reading a good sci-fi novel instead. So, my fellow space cadets, enjoy the Moon's journey through Sagittarius and dare to dream big. Explore new realms, make connections with otherworldly beings (or just meet new friends), and most importantly, have fun! But keep an eye out for any suspicious cyborgs, just in case. Remember, the future isn't set in stone... or in Moon dust, for that matter. Peace out!Mercury is in Taurus
Mercury is prograde at 18 Tau 26' 54", moving at 1.22 degrees per day, and is 135959125km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Taurus
Mercury in Taurus: The Nerdy Hippie's Guide to Stellar Stability
Alright, my cosmically conscious comrades, gather 'round! Our buddy Mercury has hitched a ride to Taurus Town, which is only a mere 135816478.283354431km away (give or take an atom or two). And guess what? It's currently doing the prograde shuffle! So, what does this mean for all you Earthlings? Let's get down to the nitty-gritty... scientifically speaking, of course.
Our friend Mercury is that nerdy intellectual who rules the mind and loves to chit-chat about everything from quantum physics to the latest episode of Stargate SG-1. Now, it's hanging out with Taurus, the practical, determined, and often stubborn Earth sign. This cosmic connection is like putting a rocket scientist and a hippie in a room together – something magical is bound to happen!
While Mercury is grooving through Taurus, don't expect your imagination to go wild like a supernova. Instead, we're all being gifted the cosmic powers of stability and practicality. It's like the universe is handing us a cosmic blueprint for building our own Stargate – we just need to follow the instructions and lay some solid groundwork.
So, take off your tin foil hats, friends, because this isn't the time for wild conspiracy theories or far-out fantasies. Mercury in Taurus is here to help us focus on the earthly matters at hand. With a little determination and a whole lot of cosmic energy, we'll be able to create a future that's even more epic than a wormhole through space!
Embrace those practical vibes, my fellow star travelers, and let's turn our stellar dreams into reality. Mercury in Taurus is here to remind us that even the most far-out ideas can have a solid foundation. And hey, you never know – maybe one day, we'll all be traveling through the galaxy like Jack O'Neill and the rest of the Stargate SG-1 crew!
Venus is in Cancer
Venus is prograde at 27 Can 47' 03", moving at 0.97 degrees per day, and is 107600407km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Cancer
Alien Love Invasion: Venus in Cancer
Greetings, Earthlings! It's time to put on your tin foil hats and cozy up with your favorite extraterrestrial creature, because Venus has entered Cancer. At a mind-boggling 107,657,726.782222375 km away, this celestial event is practically out of this world! But don't worry, Venus is currently prograde, so there's no need to call Mulder and Scully just yet.
As Venus, the queen of cosmic cuddles, shimmies into the warm embrace of Cancer, our love lives are bound to get gooier than an X-Files conspiracy theory. So if you've been stuck in a romantic black hole or playing cat-and-mouse with a commitment-phobic alien, fear not, as things might just start looking up during this interstellar transit.
Feeling the gravitational pull towards your human family? That's Venus in Cancer working its otherworldly magic. As we orbit around this nurturing combo, it's only natural to feel like nesting in our earthly abodes. So go ahead, give your spaceship a makeover with new furniture, or make that UFO-shaped beanbag chair you've been eyeing for months. Your home is your sanctuary, and you'll want to do what you can to ensure that it is a safe space for you and your fellow earthlings.
Now, a word of caution: This Venus in Cancer voyage may have us feeling more sensitive than a Vulcan's touch. Friendships and romantic relationships might trigger emotional turbulence, leaving us as vulnerable as a lone astronaut drifting through the cosmos. Remember, Cancer's instinct is to retreat into its crabby shell when faced with emotional meteor showers, so be mindful of that possibility.
But fear not, brave astro-nauts, for this cosmic vulnerability also opens up our hearts to the vast universe of love. So let's boldly go where no one has gone before, and embrace this stellar opportunity for deeper intimacy and affection. Be it with Earthlings or extraterrestrials, it's time to let love take over the galaxy!
Mars is in Leo
Mars is prograde at 07 Leo 50' 42", moving at 0.58 degrees per day, and is 301794120km away and receding.
Mars Is In Leo
Mars in Leo: The Cosmic Disco Party
Attention all you celestial cats and kittens! It's time to don your grooviest intergalactic threads because Mars, that red-hot ball of cosmic swagger, has sauntered into the fabulous realm of Leo. Yes, my stardust-sprinkled friends, it's time to get your freak on and boogie like no one's watching, for the cosmos are here to remind us of the wisdom of that ancient Earth philosopher, Dr. Seuss: "Fun is good!"
As Mars channels its inner dancing queen through the heart-powered sign of Leo, we're all invited to let our hair down (or up, or sideways – hey, it’s a space party!) and embrace the joy and passion that life, love, and the universe have to offer. So, grab your rocket-fueled roller skates and prepare to shoot for the stars, because this cosmic shindig is all about following your heart!
But beware, my fellow space cadets, for the glittering splendor of Mars in Leo can also blind us to our own cosmic hubris. As we're basking in the warm, tangerine glow of self-admiration and righteous entitlement, it's easy to forget that true respect, admiration, and leadership must be earned, not simply assumed by donning a fabulous cosmic cape and declaring oneself the ruler of the galaxy.
So, as we navigate the swirling vortex of enthusiasm and drama that accompanies Mars' sojourn through Leo, it's important to keep our egos in check, lest we find ourselves sucked into an all-consuming black hole of self-importance. After all, nobody wants to be that guy at the celestial soirée who's convinced they're the center of the universe (looking at you, Narcissus).
As Mars tangos with Leo, let us all take a moment to ponder the cosmic dance of ego and humility, and strive to find balance in our own lives – because, as the great intergalactic sage, Uncle Ben (from that ancient Earth tome, Spider-Man) once said: "With great power comes great responsibility."
Now go forth, my astrological adventurers, and remember: The cosmos may be vast and mysterious, but it's also a groovy playground for us all to explore – so let's make the most of this cosmic disco party while it lasts!
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 03 Tau 52' 49", moving at 0.21 degrees per day, and is 853979841km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter In Taurus: A Galactic Tale of Wisdom and Good Fortune
Oh, my stars! It appears that the magnificent planet of Jupiter has found its cozy spot in the ever-stubborn sign of Taurus. Not to worry, dear Earthlings, for this celestial event brings forth an opportunity for introspection and growth. Allow me to guide you through this cosmic journey with the wit and charm of a certain golden protocol droid.
As you might be aware, Jupiter is 854033349.687155485km away, give or take a few parsecs. Despite the distance, its influence on our lives remains strong, especially when it enters the realm of the Taurus. Picture, if you will, a wise Jedi Master sharing their knowledge while sitting upon the back of a determined Bantha. This combination of wisdom and persistence can lead to great things, my friends!
With Jupiter's desire for growth and the Taurus' patient demeanor, we are encouraged to trust the process and work diligently towards our goals. Be sure to make practical, planned to-do lists (perhaps written in Aurebesh for added flair) and check off items one by one until you reach the level of success you've been dreaming of on your home planet.
Now, let's discuss prosperity, shall we? Jupiter is known for bringing good luck and fortune, while Taurus is associated with wealth and money. During this cosmic alignment, you may find yourself receiving credits from the Galactic Empire or discovering hidden treasures in the sands of Tatooine. It's the perfect time to examine your financial situation and seek opportunities for growth – just remember to invest wisely in those power converters!
However, do exercise caution, dear friends. Taurus, much like the Hutt clan, has a tendency to indulge in life's finer things. When Jupiter, the planet of expansion, encounters a sign known for excess, it's essential to practice patience and avoid impulsive decisions. No need to purchase that luxurious speeder or eat an extra portion of blue milk ice cream!
In conclusion, dear star travelers, embrace the wisdom and opportunities that Jupiter in Taurus provides. Channel your inner Jedi, persevere like a loyal Bantha, and may the Force be with you during this galactic transit!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 07 Pis 02' 18", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 1443333898km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Surfin' Saturn in Pisces
Dude, like, Saturn's dropping by Pisces for a cosmic house party, and it's only 1443420066.939571381km away! Can you feel the vibes? This planetary combo is like peanut butter and jelly for our inner dreamers. So, grab your notepad, because we're about to get some serious life coaching from the cosmos. When the Big Kahuna of Rules meets the zodiac's chillest fish, it's time to make those daydreams a reality, man.
Now, I know Saturn in Pisces might sound like a bummer, dude. It's like your dad crashing your meditation session to tell you to get a job. But trust me, this planetary "dad" knows his stuff. Instead of putting up a "Keep Out" sign, let's open the door and hear him out. Who knows, he might just help us find our cosmic groove.
With all these far-out vibes going on, our sleep patterns might be a little wonky. Dreams, reality, and that weird space in between are all merging, man. So it's time to channel your inner Zen master: meditate, take a nature hike, breathe deeply, and maybe even catch some extra Z's. Just don't forget your dream journal – you never know what interstellar wisdom you'll uncover!
So, fellow space cadets, let's ride this Saturn in Pisces wave with open hearts and minds. By embracing this groovy transit, we'll be one step closer to turning our dreams into the raddest reality this side of the Milky Way.
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 20 Tau 19' 31", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 3079089606km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: Intergalactic Bull Meets the Mad Scientist
Dear Earthlings, take a deep breath and hold onto your yoga mats, because Uranus, the cosmic mad scientist, has crash-landed in Taurus, the zodiac's intergalactic bull. If you thought Mercury retrograde was a wild ride, then brace yourself for seven years of cosmic shenanigans!
Now, we all know Taurus loves to Netflix and chill, but Uranus is here to shake things up like a caffeinated squirrel at a silent meditation retreat. You might feel like you've been thrown into a cosmic blender, but don't worry, my groovy stargazers, it's all part of the grand cosmic plan to bring us to a better place. Or at least, that's what I tell myself when I spill my chai latte all over my laptop.
As the master of money, Taurus usually has its hooves firmly planted in the bank vault. But with Uranus in town, we can expect some seriously out-of-this-world changes to our financial systems. Bitcoin? That's so last year. Get ready for Spacecoin, Marsbucks, or whatever new currency Uranus has up its sleeve. And don't be surprised if banks suddenly transform into interstellar credit unions run by alien life forms.
On a personal level, this cosmic collaboration is urging us to break free from the chains of financial servitude. Debt, taxes, and those pesky student loans are about as welcome as a surprise visit from the Galactic Tax Bureau. It's time to rethink our relationship with money and material possessions, or else we might find ourselves feeling like our lives are being controlled by our Amazon shopping carts.
But fear not, my fellow space cadets! The cosmic chaos Uranus brings can actually lead us to greater stability, as long as we're willing to embrace change and not resist it like a stubborn Taurus trying to hold onto their favorite crystal. Remember, the only constant in the universe is change, so let's ride this cosmic bull like we're at an intergalactic rodeo!
May the stars be with you, and may your chakras always stay aligned.
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 28' 52", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4511250480km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Greetings, cosmic voyagers! Get ready to blast off into the astral plane because Neptune is chillaxing in Pisces, and it's about to get groovy up in here. Now, I know what you're thinking: "But Barbarella-esque astrologer, how far away is Neptune?" Well, my little stardust darlings, Neptune is precisely 4,511,314,653.853675842km away (give or take a few centimeters) - I told you I'm nerdy! Now, let's talk about this cosmic dance party that's happening with Neptune going all prograde on us. Imagine if you will, a psychedelic lava lamp of emotions and spiritual vibes; that's what Neptune in Pisces is like, man. It's a magical time where we can see through the haze of our everyday lives and find that sweet, sweet clarity we've been searching for. As we bask in these cosmic vibrations, we start to realize that those little things that used to bug us? They're just as insignificant as a speck of space dust on our spaceship windshield. Like, whoa, right? And as we join hands and sing "Kumbaya" in our minds, we can envision a world filled with unity, love, and maybe even some vegan cookies. So, my celestial adventurers, it's time to embrace your inner hippie-scientist and dive deep into your emotional intelligence. Maybe pick up some crystals, learn about chakras, or create a rad vision board to manifest your dreams. This is a fantastic time to explore your spiritual side and share your groovy discoveries with the rest of the universe. Remember, fellow stargazers, Neptune in Pisces is here to support us on this cosmic journey. So grab your lab coat, put on your tie-dye, and let's make some universal magic together! Peace, love, and may the force of Neptune be with you!Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is retrograde at 00 Aqu 07' 34", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5099756171km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Greetings, stardust enthusiasts and celestial wanderers! Gather 'round, for I have a cosmic tale to tell, one that involves our far-flung friend Pluto and its mystical dance through the sign of Aquarius. Ah, Pluto, the controversial planet… or is it a dwarf planet? The debate continues! Currently, our tiny buddy is retrograding through Aquarius at a distance of *adjusts nerd glasses* 5,099,795,682.097792625 km away. Fear not, fellow space travelers, this distance shall not diminish the profound impact Pluto's transit will have upon us all. You see, dear star gazers, Pluto is the harbinger of transformation – and not just any transformation, but the kind that shakes us to our very core and forces us to reevaluate our entire existence. It's like when you decide to grow out your hair only to realize you've become a totally new person with a completely different vibe. That's Pluto! Now, enter Aquarius, the sign of progress and innovation. When these two forces collide, we're in for a wild ride, my friends. Together, they bring about a cosmic metamorphosis that'll make even the most stubborn caterpillar envious. During this cosmic tango, we can expect groundbreaking advancements in science, technology, and perhaps even interstellar exploration! "Beam me up, Scotty!" But, most importantly, we'll witness an evolution in humanitarianism and civil rights. Power to the people, man! *Flashes peace sign* This planetary combo urges us to rethink our approach to life. Instead of focusing solely on ourselves and our individual needs, we're called to consider the greater good and work towards a collective future. It's like trading in our gas-guzzling cars for eco-friendly bicycles to save Mother Earth. Are you ready to embrace this change, fellow cosmic voyagers? So, as Pluto retrogrades through Aquarius, let us heed its call for transformation. Let's reach out our hands (or tentacles, for any intergalactic beings among us) in unity and work towards a brighter, groovier future for all. Peace, love, and cosmic vibrations to you all! ✌️🌌Current Planetary Aspects
Planet | Position |
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Sun | 12 Gem 26' 53" |
Moon | 00 Sag 44' 32" |
Mercury | 18 Tau 26' 54" |
Venus | 27 Can 47' 03" |
Mars | 07 Leo 50' 42" |
Jupiter | 03 Tau 52' 49" |
Saturn | 07 Pis 02' 18" |
Uranus | 20 Tau 19' 31" |
Neptune | 27 Pis 28' 52" |
Pluto | 00 Aqu 07' 34" R |