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4 June, 2023
Solar activity was at low levels. Region 3323 (S07E32, Ekc/beta-gamma) produced the strongest flare of the period, a C4.1 flare at 03/0022 UTC. The region appeared to grow slightly in area with some trailer spot consolidation. Region 3319 (S19W70, Eai/beta-gamma) produced a C2.2 flare at 03/1409 UTC. Slight spot consolidation was observed as the region approached the SW limb. Region 3320 produced a C2.9 flare at 03/1149 UTC. This region, as well as the other 4 spotted regions, showed little structural change. Multiple C-class flares were observed just behind the SE limb, towards the end of the reporting period. No Earth-directed CMEs were identified in available coronagraph imagery.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were near nominal levels, with a mild uptick in total magnetic field strength (Bt) observed after ~03/0130 UTC. Bt increased from ~3-4 nT to 5-6 nT. No significant periods of southward Bz were observed. Solar wind speeds remained low, hovering between 300-350 km/s. Phi angle transitioned from negative to predominantly positive from about 03/0100-1030 UTC and became variable after that.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 25% chance of a minor event, a 10% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Sagittarius, at 14 degrees, 52' 09", at a velocity of 14.29 degrees per day.
The Full moon is currently 14.9 days old. It is 373437.91 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun, 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Gemini
The Sun is at 13 Gem 24' 21", and is 151744296km away and receding.
The Moon is in Sagittarius
The Moon is at 14 Sag 52' 09", and is 369502km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Sagittarius
Greetings, cosmic adventurers! Fasten your seatbelts and prepare to journey through the astral plane as we explore the wild and untamed territory of Moon in Sagittarius, a realm so vast and untamed that even Judge Dredd himself might pause before venturing forth. In a world where the Moon is a whopping 369,691.067951202 kilometers away (give or take a few decimal points), one might find it a tad difficult to fully grasp the powerful energies at play. But fear not, fellow stargazers, for I, your nerdy astrologer extraordinaire, am here to guide you through this thrilling cosmic escapade. With the Moon in Sagittarius, it's time to embrace your inner explorer and law enforcement officer, all rolled into one. You are Judge, Jury, and Astronomer, ready to bring balance and order to your life by tapping into the boundless optimism and fiery energy of the Sagittarian lunar vibes. As you traverse this celestial landscape, remember to keep your eyes peeled for spontaneous bursts of wisdom, philosophical musings, and the occasional sarcastic quip. This lunar phase is rife with opportunities to expand your horizons and challenge conventional wisdom (Judge Dredd style, of course). But lo! What's this? A cautionary note amidst the cosmic chaos: beware the Sagittarian tendency to be overly blunt or brutally honest. While you may feel like an unstoppable force of justice and truth, remember that even the mighty Judge Dredd had moments of vulnerability and self-doubt. Embrace your human side and acknowledge that sometimes, the best way to restore balance is through empathy and understanding. So, strap on your helmets and fire up your Lawgivers, dear cosmonauts, for the Moon in Sagittarius adventure is sure to be a wild ride. Whether you're battling intergalactic criminals or simply trying to make sense of this crazy thing called life, remember that the stars (and their nerdy, hippie astrologer) are always here to guide and support you. Now, go forth and conquer the galaxy!Mercury is in Taurus
Mercury is prograde at 19 Tau 41' 26", moving at 1.27 degrees per day, and is 138750851km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Taurus
Greetings, cosmic comrades! It's your favorite space hippie-nerd astrologer here with some groovy news for all you stargazers. Mercury, our solar system's speediest little planet and the ruler of communication, has parked its celestial hiney in down-to-earth Taurus. I can just imagine it kicking off its shoes, letting its hair down, and surrendering to the sweet, slow vibes of this earthy abode. With Mercury 138,606,618.261111319 km away (yeah, I know, I'm a nerd), we're about to get real practical up in here! Picture this: Mercury in Taurus is like Spock from Star Trek meeting The Dude from The Big Lebowski. The result? A mind-melding fusion of brilliant intellect and chillaxed determination. Gone are those flighty thoughts and endless daydreams – it's time to get our heads out of the clouds and plant our feet firmly on Mother Earth. During this transit, our conversations might start to resemble a quirky sci-fi movie marathon, as we trade in our usual airy banter for more grounded discussions. You'll probably find yourself saying "fascinating" and "logical" more often than usual, and that's okay! Embrace your inner Vulcan and let Mercury in Taurus be your guide. The energy of this planetary combo is just what the astro-doctor ordered for turning our wildest dreams into rock-solid realities. So, whip out those calculators, notebooks, and old-fashioned abacuses (or is it abaci?) and start crunching those cosmic numbers. By the time Mercury bids adieu to Taurus, you'll have laid the foundation for a future that's out of this world. To sum it up: Loosen your grip on those far-out fantasies and let Mercury in Taurus be your celestial Sherpa, guiding you through the mountains of practicality. With a little patience, determination, and maybe a touch of nerdiness, you'll find the perfect balance between cosmic consciousness and down-to-earth wisdom. Peace, love, and Vulcan salutes to you all!Venus is in Cancer
Venus is prograde at 28 Can 44' 54", moving at 0.96 degrees per day, and is 106386785km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Cancer
Venus In Cancer: Cosmic Cuddles and Stellar Sofa Time
Alright, space cadets, gather 'round! Venus, that groovy galactic love guru, is shimmying her way into Cancer, the zodiac's top snuggle bug. So, buckle up and get ready for some cosmic cuddling, 'cause we're about to get all touchy-feely up in here!
Now, when Venus and Cancer join forces, it's like the universe hand-delivered us a big ol' fluffy blanket of intimacy and affection. Our romantic relationships might just level up, and even those commitment-phobes may start eyeing that metaphorical aisle. If your love life has been stuck in the interstellar void, this cosmic combo could be your ticket to snuggle town.
But hey, it ain't all heart-to-heart chats and cuddlefests! Venus in Cancer also brings out our inner care-bear, making family ties and feeling connected to our roots a top priority. You might find yourself channeling your inner Martha Stewart, transforming your humble abode into a sanctuary fit for a starship captain. Heck, you could even take advantage of Venus' money-making mojo and Cancer's real estate savvy to buy or sell a space-dwelling of your own.
Now, a word of caution, my celestial chums: This astrological alignment can make us more sensitive than a solar flare, so beware of emotional meteor showers! Friendships and romances might leave you feeling as vulnerable as a lone astronaut floating through the cosmos. But hey, don't go hiding in your lunar lander! Embrace that open heart of yours, and you'll find it's easier to attract and give love like a true intergalactic hippie.
So, my fellow stargazers, let's make the most of this Venus in Cancer transit. Get cozy, open up, and let the cosmic cuddles commence! Peace, love, and warp-speed, dudes!
Mars is in Leo
Mars is prograde at 08 Leo 25' 38", moving at 0.58 degrees per day, and is 302933916km away and receding.
Mars Is In Leo
Greetings, stardust beings! Gather 'round and let me tell you a tale of cosmic proportions. A spectacular celestial event is happening right now, as Mars, our feisty planetary neighbor, is currently hanging out with the ever-dramatic Leo. This magnificent planetary collaboration of fiery energy will have you feeling more alive than ever! Now, Mars is exactly 302,884,973.744274259 km away from us, but don't worry about the distance, my beloved earthlings. The groovy vibes are strong enough to reach you through the vastness of space. As Mars dances the cha-cha with the Lion King of the zodiac, we're all encouraged to embrace the good times and let our inner child run wild. Forget the mundane, it's time to turn up the volume on the soundtrack of life and dance like nobody's watching. After all, Leo knows that all work and no play makes for a dull existence. But wait, there's more! With Mars in Leo, it's time to follow your heart and chase your dreams with the fierce determination of a lion hunting its prey. Channel your inner Beyoncé and strut your stuff with pride and confidence. But beware, fellow cosmic travelers, for overconfidence can lead to a downfall as epic as Icarus flying too close to the sun. As much as we'd love to bask in the adoration of others, let's remember that admiration must be earned, not demanded. So, if you want to shine like the star you are, make sure you put in the work and be the best version of yourself. And while enthusiasm is contagious during this transit, so is drama. Be mindful not to get caught up in the whirlwind of attention-seeking behaviors, lest you find yourself in the midst of an intergalactic soap opera. As Mars waltzes with Leo, it's time to take a cosmic journey within and reflect on the role your ego plays in your life. Embrace the beauty and power it can bring, but also be aware of its potential for destruction. So, my dear earthlings, as you navigate this Mars in Leo extravaganza, make sure to enjoy the ride and learn from the lessons it brings. After all, the universe is a cosmic classroom, and we're all just students trying to find our way. Peace, love, and stardust! ✌️🌌Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 04 Tau 05' 33", moving at 0.21 degrees per day, and is 852567179km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Greetings, fellow Earthlings! I come bearing interstellar wisdom from the depths of the cosmos, with a nerdy twist reminiscent of our beloved Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Behold, the celestial giant Jupiter is currently residing in the luxurious realm of Taurus, approximately 852621579.836808920 kilometers away from our ever-spinning blue planet. Fear not, for it travels in a prograde motion, which shall bring about fascinating developments. Engage your mental warp drive as we explore the implications of this cosmic collaboration. Picture Jupiter as a wizened professor, imparting knowledge, while Taurus plays the role of an indulgent grandparent, providing us with cookies and comfy chairs. United, they remind us that enlightenment is not some distant concept, but rather an inherent part of our very being, hidden beneath the clutter of our mundane existence. As Jupiter and Taurus join forces, our inner Captain Picards shall rise to the occasion, emboldened by the tantalizing opportunity to pursue our dreams and long-term goals. With a steely resolve, we shall craft to-do lists worthy of the Starfleet Academy and proceed to vanquish each task with the precision of a phaser set on stun. Prosperity is within reach as Jupiter, the harbinger of fortune, and Taurus, the symbol of wealth, synergize their energies to create a veritable cornucopia of abundance. This galactic alliance encourages us to examine our financial trajectories and boldly seek out new opportunities for growth. However, beware, my intrepid comrades, for Taurus has a penchant for hedonism, and the expansive influence of Jupiter may tempt us to indulge in the luxuries of life with reckless abandon. Channel your inner Vulcan and exercise logical restraint during this cosmic voyage. In conclusion, fellow space travelers, embrace the wisdom of Jupiter in Taurus as we journey through the universe, ever mindful of our innate potential and the infinite possibilities that lie within. Live long and prosper.Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 07 Pis 03' 40", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 1440854340km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Greetings, Earthlings! Saturn in Pisces: A Whovian's Guide to Dreamy Discipline
Alright, my fellow Time Lords and Ladies, it's time to park the TARDIS and buckle up, because Saturn is chilling in Pisces, and it's 1440940393.043054342km away (give or take a parsec). With Saturn currently in prograde, you can bet your sonic screwdriver that things are about to get interesting.
When the Cosmic Taskmaster teams up with the Dreamiest Fish in the Zodiac, you better believe it's the perfect opportunity for some soul-searching and reality-checking. So, grab your favorite scarf, bowtie, or fez, and let's dive into the great beyond of our imaginations. You know that book idea you've been toying with or that business plan that's been gathering dust in the corner of your mind? Well, now's the time to whip out your psychic paper and jot down all those brilliant ideas that come to you when Saturn in Pisces knocks on your mental door.
Now, I must warn you, my dear Companions, having Saturn in Pisces is not all fish fingers and custard. When the Master of Rules questions our deepest desires, it can feel like a Dalek invasion in our hearts. But fret not! Instead of slapping a "Do Not Enter" sign on your inner sanctum, invite Saturn in for some tea, biscuits, and a healthy dose of tough love. Trust me, this cosmic "dad" knows what he's talking about, even if his advice can sometimes sting like a Sontaran probic vent.
During this transit, you might find yourself tossing and turning like a Weeping Angel in a room full of mirrors. To combat the restlessness, take a page from the Doctor's playbook and find your inner Zen (or, you know, just meditate). Go for a leisurely stroll through a forest (preferably one without any Vashta Nerada), practice deep breathing, or catch some extra Z's - but keep a dream journal handy! You never know when inspiration might strike.
So, my fellow Gallifreyan adventurers, grab your companions and follow the wisdom of Saturn in Pisces as it guides you on your journey through time, space, and the depths of your own imagination. Allons-y!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 20 Tau 22' 47", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 3078124756km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
In Taurus, Uranus is, hmm!
Steady and stable, Taurus likes, hmm. But big, sudden changes, Uranus brings! Stick to the status quo, Taurus prefers, yes, hmmm. Best ways, old ways aren't always, know this we must. Ride along, we have no choice, but realize better place we reach, we shall.
Money matters, Taurus knows well, hmm. Uranus in Taurus brings revolutionary ways of handling money, nationwide and worldwide expect we should. Seven years Uranus spends in Taurus, new currency forms may arise, banks and banking transform, housing and stock markets shake-up, they might.
Personal level, break free from money's grip, Uranus encourages, hmm. Debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages, prevent us from saving or using money wisely, they do. Trapped by material possessions, feel we might. Change our relationship to money and materialism, we must be ready and willing, during this transit, hmm.
Choice we no longer have, liberate us Uranus is here to do. Digging heels and resisting, easier it won't make, stop changes from happening, it won't. Changes made during this period, bring us to greater stability, long-lasting they can be, hmm, yes.
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 29' 44", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4508814263km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Hasta la vista, Neptune in Pisces
Greetings, Earthlings! Your friendly, nerdy astrologer is here to drop some cosmic knowledge on you. Remember that Terminator movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger says, "I'll be back"? Well, Neptune in Pisces is like that, but with a twist: it's already here, and it's all about spiritual progress and emotional connection, baby!
Let me break it down for you. Neptune is hanging out in Pisces, about 4,508,878,685.742650032 kilometers away from us (give or take a few meters). It's currently on the prograde, doing its groovy dance through the cosmos. So, what does this mean for all you lovely souls out there?
Imagine if the Terminator swapped his leather jacket for a cozy tie-dye hoodie and put down the weapons in favor of crystals and tarot cards. That's right, Neptune in Pisces is here to help us see through the fog of our human contradictions and bring people together, man. No more fussing over petty differences – instead, let's focus on healing and unity.
So how can you contribute to this collective cosmic journey? Use your emotional intelligence and unique gifts to make the world a better place. Maybe take up yoga, learn about chakras, or even just practice being kinder to yourself and others. If the Terminator can learn to love (sort of), then so can you!
And don't forget to share your spiritual discoveries with the world. Create a sacred space at home, get in touch with your inner guru, and spread the good vibes like peanut butter on toast. Remember, Neptune in Pisces has got your back, so go forth, dear Earthlings, and show the universe what you're made of!
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is retrograde at 00 Aqu 06' 43", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5097993151km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto in Aquarius: A Cosmic Comedy
Gather 'round, stargazers, for a tale so groovy it'll have you questioning your very existence! It's time to don your tin foil hats, because Pluto has slipped into Aquarius, and boy, is it a doozy!
You see, dear readers, Pluto, that mischievous little ball of ice, is the planet of transformation. And Aquarius? Well, Aquarius is the sign of progress, man. So, when these two cosmic cats get together, you better believe we're in for some out-of-this-world changes!
But fear not, my celestial siblings, for this isn't just any old transformation. We're talking soul-shaking, mind-bending, existential crises galore! Pluto's not just about death; it's also about rebirth. It's time to shed our outdated ways of thinking and make room for something far-out and fabulous!
And what better way to do that than with a healthy dose of science, technology, and space travel? Beam me up, Scotty! While Pluto cha-chas through Aquarius, expect to see some major advancements in these groovy realms. But more importantly, we'll see some serious shifts in civil rights and humanitarianism. It's time to come together, people! Love thy neighbor, and all that jazz.
As for our personal lives, Pluto in Aquarius is like that quirky, slightly-annoying-but-ultimately-wise friend who pushes us to think beyond ourselves. What if, instead of always looking out for numero uno, we start considering what's best for the collective? Can you dig it?
So, my fellow earthlings, let's answer the cosmic call and embrace this far-out journey through Pluto in Aquarius. Together, we can transform our world and reach for the stars! And remember, in the immortal words of Servalan from Blake's 7, "There's nothing like a little bit of chaos to keep life interesting." Peace out!
Current Planetary Aspects
Planet | Position |
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Sun | 13 Gem 24' 21" |
Moon | 14 Sag 52' 09" |
Mercury | 19 Tau 41' 26" |
Venus | 28 Can 44' 54" |
Mars | 08 Leo 25' 38" |
Jupiter | 04 Tau 05' 33" |
Saturn | 07 Pis 03' 40" |
Uranus | 20 Tau 22' 47" |
Neptune | 27 Pis 29' 44" |
Pluto | 00 Aqu 06' 43" R |