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9 June, 2023
Solar activity was at low levels. Region 3327 (S16E15, Ekc/beta-gamma-delta) continued to be the most active region on the visible disk and was the source of occasional C-class flares including the largest of the period, a C7.3/Sf at 08/0459 UTC. Region 3327 indicated more development in the intermediate portion of the region. C-class activity was observed at 08/0758 UTC and 08/1024 UTC, all from behind the W limb. New Region 3332 (S08E61, Hsx/alpha) was numbered this period. Little change was observed in the remaining seven spotted regions. No new Earth-directed CMEs were observed.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
Solar wind parameters were at background levels. Total field strength began the period at 9 nT, but decayed to 5 nT at periods end. The Bz component varied between +/-6 nT. Winds speeds were mostly steady at about 340-350 km/s with brief periods of 385 km/s observed early in the period.
There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Aquarius, at 27 degrees, 39' 55", at a velocity of 14.38 degrees per day.
The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.5 days old. It is 363584.44 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun, 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Gemini
The Sun is at 18 Gem 11' 24", and is 151847175km away and receding.
The Moon is in Aquarius
The Moon will change from Aquarius to Pisces in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 27 Aqu 39' 55", and is 367654km away and receding.Moon Is In Aquarius
Ahoy, cosmic voyagers! Gather 'round the galactic campfire, because Captain John Sheridan of Babylon 5 is here to deliver some seriously groovy news from the far reaches of the astral plane. That's right, my fellow space cadets, our beloved satellite, the Moon, is currently chilling out in the wonderfully eccentric constellation of Aquarius! And guess what? It's only a mere 367,531.867067321 kilometers away! But don't get too attached, because it's about to embark on its next stellar adventure to Pisces in the next 24 hours. Now, what does this mean for us Earthlings, you ask? Well, with the Moon doing its cosmic dance through the innovative and quirky realm of Aquarius, we're all being invited to embrace our inner mad scientist and march to the beat of our own celestial drummers! So gear up, strap on those moon boots, and prepare to defy gravitational norms as we blast off into a realm of uncharted creativity and free-spiritedness. But be warned, my intrepid interstellar explorers – while the Moon in Aquarius encourages us to break down barriers and push those pesky boundaries, we must also remember not to let our newfound freedom steer us into uncharted wormholes or alien encounters of the not-so-friendly kind. Keep one eye on your trusty astro-compass, because as we all know, in space, no one can hear you scream... or laugh at your nerdy jokes. So, whether you're negotiating with the Vorlons or just trying to figure out your place in the cosmic puzzle, take advantage of the Moon's current Aquarian vibes to channel your inner rebel and embark on a journey of self-discovery and innovation. But don't dilly-dally too long – the Moon will be moving on to Pisces soon, leaving us swimming in a sea of emotions and intuition. Until then, live long and prosper, and may the force be with you as you boldly go where no human has gone before! Captain John Sheridan, signing off. Peace, love, and stardust, my fellow Earthlings!Mercury is in Taurus
Mercury is prograde at 26 Tau 37' 28", moving at 1.5 degrees per day, and is 153055083km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Taurus
Oh, blimey! Mercury's in Taurus, folks, and it's time to buckle up for a cosmic ride that's as groovy as a vintage Volkswagen van! You see, Mercury, that speedy little planet that governs how we think and communicate, has decided to take a leisurely stroll through the Earth sign of Taurus. You might be wondering what this means for you, my dear star children. Well, don't worry, your nerdy astrologer has got you covered! Now, picture this: Mercury is like a mad scientist, always zipping around with a million ideas in its noggin. But when it enters the realm of Taurus, it's like that mad scientist decides to trade in its lab coat for a pair of Birkenstocks and chill out in a field of daisies. Yes, that's right, Mercury in Taurus is all about trading in those wild, imaginative thoughts for some good old-fashioned practicality. So, what can you expect during this transit? Well, for starters, our minds will be as steady as the Earth beneath our feet. Wave goodbye to wishful thinking and say hello to determination and focus. It's like our brains are suddenly being powered by solar panels - clean, efficient, and environmentally friendly! As Mercury cruises through Taurus, our conversations will become more grounded, too. It's time to ditch the small talk about timey-wimey stuff and focus on the nitty-gritty details that make our lives tick. And don't worry if your words come out a bit slower than usual. Remember, even the Doctor needs to pause and catch their breath sometimes. But here's the real kicker: Mercury in Taurus is an excellent time to turn those loose ideas into solid plans. That's right, my fellow space travelers, now's the time to build foundations as strong as the TARDIS itself. Whether it's planning your next intergalactic adventure or brainstorming ways to save the planet, you'll find that this cosmic energy is just what you need to get things done. So, embrace the slow and steady vibes of Mercury in Taurus, my friends. Let its practical magic guide you as you navigate the twists and turns of this crazy universe we call home. And remember, even when Mercury goes prograde, it's still far out, man. Peace, love, and cosmic harmony to you all!Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 03 Leo 27' 08", moving at 0.92 degrees per day, and is 100322677km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Leo
Greetings, Earthlings! E.T. here, your intergalactic astrologer with some groovy news: Venus has landed in Leo! That's right, that cosmic love machine is 100,379,870.194500834km away, and it's ready to beam some fiery energy straight into our hearts. So buckle up, stargazers, because we're about to take a thrilling ride through the universe of love, creativity, and (of course) drama! During this cosmic extravaganza, we'll feel like shouting our love from the rooftops – or better yet, from the top of the mothership. Leo's energy is like a supernova of passion, igniting our desire to create, show off, and speak from the heart. Expect playful dates, loud declarations of love, and maybe even a few jealous tantrums. After all, when Venus is in Leo, love isn't just in the air; it's an interstellar explosion! But beware, my fellow space cadets: with great power comes great responsibility. No one wants to simply be liked or appreciated during this transit; we want to be *adored*. This is a time to take risks and make grand gestures, but playing it safe could leave you stranded on Planet Lonely Heart. Now, let's talk about the elephant in the room – or should I say, the lion? Leo is a sign full of drama, and if we're not getting the attention or recognition we deserve, we may lash out at our lovers like a fierce celestial feline. During this transit, we might even start a passionate argument just to stir things up and feel like the center of the universe again. But remember, there is no "i" in "we," and the more we focus on ourselves and our own needs, the more likely we are to end up with just that: only ourselves. As for money matters, Venus in Leo treats cash like rocket fuel for our hearts' desires. It's all about making ourselves and the ones we care about feel like a million space bucks. Leo is an extravagant sign who appreciates glitz, glitter, and glamour, so it's natural to splurge a bit during this transit. But pampering ourselves will only bring us a certain amount of satisfaction. Channel your inner cosmic philanthropist and spend money on thoughtful or over-the-top gifts for others – you'll find it makes you even happier than treating yourself. So, my fellow stargazers, as Venus orbits Leo, let's embrace this colorful cosmicMars is in Leo
Mars is prograde at 11 Leo 20' 54", moving at 0.59 degrees per day, and is 308527123km away and receding.
Mars Is In Leo
Galactic Update: Mars in Leo
Attention all space cadets, this is Admiral William Adama of the Battlestar Galactica with some cosmic news for you! Our celestial neighbor Mars has decided to take a vacation and is currently hanging out in the party central of the zodiac - Leo. So buckle up, because things are about to get wild and groovy!
Now, we all know that Leo the Lion is the king of fun and games, and let's face it, who doesn't need a little more pizzazz in their life? As Mars zooms through this vivacious sign, we're being beamed up into a cosmic playground where we can let loose and indulge in some well-deserved leisure time. So go ahead, embrace your inner child and let the good times roll!
With Mars in Leo, it's also prime time to follow your heart, even if it leads you to uncharted territories. Just like our beloved Starbuck, embrace that fiery passion and courage to pursue whatever makes your heart soar through the cosmos. Opportunities like this are rarer than a friendly Cylon, so don't waste any time!
But hey, let's not get too carried away and end up like Baltar, alright? Overconfidence can land you in some hot water, and during Mars in Leo, that's a risk we need to be aware of. Remember, if you want to be a leader like yours truly, you've got to earn that respect and admiration - no shortcuts here, folks!
Now, I won't lie to you - enthusiasm is spreading faster than a Cylon virus through the fleet, but so is drama. We all crave the spotlight during this transit, and when we don't get it, well, things can get pretty explosive. Just like our beloved crew, it's important to express ourselves, but let's try not to go full-on supernova, okay?
In conclusion, my fellow space travelers, Mars in Leo offers us a unique chance to reflect on the role our cosmic egos play in our lives. Whether you're a fearless Viper pilot or a brilliant scientist, let's embrace the beauty of our individuality and learn from the challenges it brings. Admiral Adama, signing off. So say we all!
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 05 Tau 08' 12", moving at 0.21 degrees per day, and is 845158665km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter in Taurus: The Cosmic Comedy Club
Alright, buckle up, stargazers! Jupiter, that big ol' ball of wisdom, has decided to crash the Taurus party, and let me tell you, it's like Sarah Connor meeting the Terminator – but with a cosmic twist!
Imagine Jupiter as the wise-cracking, nerdy science guru and Taurus as the cool, laid-back hippie. They've joined forces to remind us that we don't have to search high and low for enlightenment. It's already inside us, just chilling, waiting for us to notice it while we're busy binge-watching Netflix or scrolling through social media. Jupiter's here to give us a cosmic nudge towards our long-term goals, and Taurus? Well, they're just along for the ride, man.
So, what happens when you combine Jupiter's love for growth and Taurus' chill demeanor? It's like a celestial buddy comedy, where the two cosmic amigos encourage us to trust the process and laugh at life's absurdities. Jupiter is the one pushing us to make those practical to-do lists (you know, fun stuff like "pay bills" and "do laundry"), while Taurus is the one reminding us that sometimes, it's okay to stop and smell the roses. Or, you know, eat an entire pizza. Balance!
Now, let's talk money, honey. Jupiter is basically the Oprah of planets, and Taurus is the zodiac's financial guru. So, when these two get together, things can get pretty prosperous. It's like winning the cosmic lottery! Just remember to keep your impulses in check, because with Jupiter's luck and Taurus' love for indulgence, it's easy to go overboard.
Basically, the Jupiter in Taurus transit is like an interstellar comedy club, where laughter is the best medicine, practical wisdom is the special of the day, and good fortune is generously served. So grab a seat, enjoy the ride, and don't forget to tip your cosmic bartender!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 07 Pis 09' 06", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 1428535883km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Terminator Take on Saturn in Pisces
Hasta la vista, baby! It's time to dive into the cosmic pool party as Saturn splashes around in Pisces. With our favorite ringed planet chillin' at a cool 1,428,620,838.398008347 km away (yeah, we're nerds, we measured), it's the perfect time to channel your inner Sarah Connor and kick some planetary butt!
Imagine Saturn as the Terminator, and Pisces as that rad '80s hairdo: together, they're unstoppable! So, grab your notepad, and let's get down to business. Saturn is like that strict but loving dad who wants us to finally clean our rooms (ugh, fine!). But trust us, once you let him in and listen to his advice, you'll be grateful for the makeover.
Now, we know that diving into your dreams sounds great in theory, but in practice, it can be tougher than teaching a robot the meaning of love. Don't be surprised if you feel restless, anxious, or have trouble sleeping during this transit. It's like having an action-packed dream sequence with explosions and car chases, but you're also trying to catch some zzz's.
So, how do we avoid going full-on insomniac? Channel your inner hippie and find your zen! Meditate, take a walk in the woods, breathe deeply, or even take a power nap (with your dream journal handy, of course). Go to bed a little earlier to allow your mind to wind down, and when you wake up, you'll be ready to tackle those dreams like a true hero.
In conclusion, Saturn in Pisces is like a cosmic mixtape of discipline and creativity. Embrace the energy, follow your intuition, and remember: the future is not set. There's no fate but what we make for ourselves. So, let's get out there and make our dreams a reality!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 20 Tau 38' 53", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 3072754250km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Greetings, earthlings and fellow star gazers! Gather 'round, as I, Ben "Obi-Wan" Kenobi, your friendly neighborhood astro-nerd, share with you a horoscope most enlightening! As the great cosmic ballroom hosts a celestial dance, our distant friend Uranus has waltzed its way into Taurus. Now, by the beard of Zeus, this is a duo that can shake things up like a Wookiee in a china shop! With Uranus being 3,072,789,802.467738628 km away (but who's counting?), even that distance can't stop the electrifying impact it will have on our lives. Imagine Taurus as that friend who loves their cozy routine, binge-watching Star Wars (for the umpteenth time) while eating pizza in their favorite pajamas. Then along comes Uranus, a Jedi Master of change, wielding a lightsaber of disruption to that oh-so-comfy status quo. Resistance is futile, my friends! Embrace the disturbance in the Force, for it may lead us to greener pastures. Now, let's talk Galactic Credits, or money, as you Earth folk call it. Taurus, being the financial guru of the zodiac, might see some serious changes during Uranus' seven-year soiree in its realm. Think of it as the droid revolution of currency! Banks may transform, markets could shake like a tauntaun in a snowstorm, and we might even witness the rise of new forms of dough (and no, I'm not talking about pizza). On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus calls us to rethink our connection to material possessions and finances. Are you shackled by the dark side of debt, taxes, and crippling interest rates? Fear not, young padawans, for Uranus is here with the force of liberation! It's time to break free from the chains of financial oppression and redefine our relationship with those shiny coins and crisp bills. Don't be a stubborn Bantha, dear stargazers. Open your hearts and minds to the cosmic changes Uranus in Taurus brings. For in doing so, we shall find stability more powerful than the tractor beam of the Death Star and create long-lasting harmony in our universe. May the Force (and Uranus in Taurus) be with you!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 33' 39", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4496492561km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Greetings, cosmic wanderers and stargazers! Have you ever wondered what would happen if Neptune, the dreamy blue gas giant, threw a party and invited Pisces, the sensitive, psychic fish? Well, buckle up, because that's exactly what's happening right now in the celestial sphere, and it's going to be one wild, interstellar ride. With Neptune currently chilling at a cool 4,496,558,127.371075630 km away (give or take a few cosmic yards), we're in for some serious deep-space introspection. And did I mention Neptune is currently in prograde? That's right, folks - this cosmic dance is moving forward with all the groovy vibes of a retro sci-fi movie. So, what does this mean for us Earthlings? Picture this: Neptune walks into Pisces' underwater lair and says, "Hey, I heard you like emotions and spirituality. Well, guess what? I'm all about dissolving boundaries and merging with the infinite cosmos." Pisces, being the open-hearted fish they are, replies, "You had me at 'dissolving boundaries.'" Together, Neptune and Pisces create a swirling vortex of cosmic energy that's like a kaleidoscope of emotional enlightenment. It's time to dive deep, my friends, and explore the mysterious ocean of your own feelings and spiritual connections. Are you ready to embrace your inner Jedi, or perhaps take up residence in the Shire? Now's the perfect time to embark on a mystical quest or experiment with that crystal collection you've been hiding in your sock drawer. Whatever your spiritual jam might be, Neptune in Pisces is here to help you uncover it. But don't keep all this cosmic wisdom to yourself! Share it with your fellow Earthlings, because when Neptune and Pisces combine forces, we're all invited to the party. So grab your lightsaber, Vulcan salute, or magic wand, and let's all blast off into the great cosmic unknown together. In the immortal words of Fox Mulder: The truth is out there, and with Neptune in Pisces, the truth is probably also within us. So let's boldly go where no one has gone before... or at least, not since the last time Neptune was in Pisces (we're talking 165 years ago, folks). Get ready for a consciousness-expanding adventure that's out of this world!Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is retrograde at 00 Aqu 02' 07", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5089631831km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto in Aquarius: The Nerdy Hippie's Guide to Galactic Makeovers
Greetings, Earthlings! Today, we're talking about the groovy cosmic party happening 5,089,667,263.586 km away (give or take a few meters) – that's right, Pluto is hanging out in Aquarius, and it's going retrograde! But don't panic, my fellow stargazers, this planetary shindig is all about transformation and progress.
Now, when I say transformation, I'm not talking about changing your hairstyle or swapping out your Birkenstocks for a pair of Crocs (though that would be pretty wild). I mean a total soul-shaking metamorphosis, man. Pluto is the dude of death and rebirth, helping us shed those old, crusty layers of identity and making room for groovier vibes.
And what makes this celestial soiree so out of this world? Well, Aquarius and Pluto have teamed up to bring on some serious positive change for humanity. You can expect mind-blowing advancements in science, technology, and space travel (fingers crossed for teleportation!). But most importantly, we'll be seeing a cosmic shift in civil rights and humanitarianism, man.
The true cosmic superheroes during this transit will be the ones working together and valuing the lives, feelings, and experiences of everyone around them. Even those pesky governments and systems that have been butting heads might find some common ground and form new alliances for the future. Peace and love, baby!
But let's bring it back down to Earth for a sec – Pluto in Aquarius wants us to transform our view of ourselves and our place in the universe. Imagine a world where our first instinct is to think about what's best for everyone else, not just ourselves. It's like a cosmic group hug, man! Are we ready to answer the call and embrace our inner nerdy hippie? I sure hope so!
So grab your telescopes, don your tie-dye lab coats, and let's ride this wave of change together as Pluto in Aquarius takes us on a far-out journey of transformation and progress. Peace, love, and science, my friends!
Current Planetary Aspects
Planet | Position |
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Sun | 18 Gem 11' 24" |
Moon | 27 Aqu 39' 55" |
Mercury | 26 Tau 37' 28" |
Venus | 03 Leo 27' 08" |
Mars | 11 Leo 20' 54" |
Jupiter | 05 Tau 08' 12" |
Saturn | 07 Pis 09' 06" |
Uranus | 20 Tau 38' 53" |
Neptune | 27 Pis 33' 39" |
Pluto | 00 Aqu 02' 07" R |