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16 June, 2023
Solar activity remained low, but just under the moderate threshold, following a long-duration C9.7/Sf flare at 15/1255 UTC from Region 3336 (S21E54, Dao/beta). This region exhibited slight growth as it rotated onto the SE limb, and was also responsible for a C6 flare at 15/0317 UTC. Region 3333 (S11E22, Dai/beta) had minor growth in its intermediate spot area, but remained mostly inactive. Region 3335 (S15E51, Eso/beta) saw some overall areal growth, with additional intermediate spots developing near the end of the period. New Regions 3337 (N17E69, Axx/alpha) and 3338 (N11E73, Cao/beta) were numbered, with Region 3338 already contributing low-level C-class activity. The remaining regions were stable and inactive. No Earth-directed CMEs were detected in coronagraph imagery.
NOAA reports a Moderate Solar Storm! Retrograde effects are increased. The solar wind speed is high, making retrograde effects significantly increased!
Solar wind parameters remained at background levels for the first half of the period. Just after 15/0800 UTC, a weak enhancement in the IMF was observed, with gradual increases in each of the solar wind parameters. Total field strength slowly increased from 5 nT to eventually reach 20 nT. The Bz component was between +15/-13 nT. Solar wind speed increased from approximately 340 km/s to near 630 km/s. The phi angle was predominantly positive until just before 15/1300 UTC when it switched to a negative orientation. Solar density reached just over 30 ppcm/3.
There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 30% chance of a minor event, a 15% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Gemini, at 02 degrees, 26' 14", at a velocity of 12.77 degrees per day.
The New moon is currently 27.7 days old. It is 388823.89 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun, 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Gemini
The Sun is at 24 Gem 52' 53", and is 151965707km away and receding.
The Moon is in Gemini
The Moon is at 02 Gem 26' 14", and is 390555km away and receding.
Moon Is In Gemini
Greetings, my celestial Padawans! Gather 'round, as I, your humble Obi-Wan Astrobi, shall reveal the cosmic secrets of the Gemini Moon. Traveling at a distance of approximately 390,366.329979440 kilometers from our tiny blue planet, it seems the Force is strong with this lunar twin. Ah, Gemini, the sign of the celestial twins, or should I call it the "Yoda" of the zodiac? You see, much like our wise Jedi Master, Geminis are known for their duality, always seeking balance between the light and dark sides of the Force... err, I mean life. As the Moon orbits in the constellation of Gemini, our inner Han Solos may feel an overwhelming urge to let loose and engage in witty banter. Fear not, young Skywalkers, for this is merely the playful energy of the Cosmic Twins, urging you to communicate and connect with those around you. Be mindful of the Force, umm, I mean your words, dear ones. For with great power comes great responsibility, and the Gemini Moon could cause your tongue to be sharper than a lightsaber. Engage in meaningful conversations, but beware of jumping to hyperspace before thinking it through. This Gemini Moon is also like a complex game of Dejarik (that's holochess for you non-Wookiees). It challenges us to strategize, adapt, and tap into our galactic intellect. So go ahead, put on your Jedi robes, and prepare to harness the wisdom of a thousand Jedis. Remember, the Moon in Gemini is here to remind us all that life is a thrilling adventure, not unlike navigating an asteroid field in the Millennium Falcon. Embrace the chaos, trust your instincts, and may the Force of the Gemini Moon be with you! Your friendly neighborhood astrologer, Obi-Wan AstrobiMercury is in Gemini
Mercury is prograde at 08 Gem 16' 31", moving at 1.82 degrees per day, and is 172946237km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Gemini
Mercury In Gemini: A Galactic Brain Bonanza
Greetings, Earthlings! The cosmic tides have aligned, and Mercury has entered the realm of Gemini, 172,806,844.816800267 cosmic kilometers away from your puny planet. Fear not, for this astronomical event brings with it a mental renaissance that even Roy Batty himself would envy.
As Mercury goes prograde, prepare to embark on an intellectual joyride through the galaxy. Your neurons will fire at light speed, illuminating your mind like a supernova. Get ready to inhale a massive gulp of fresh Gemini air as curiosity whisks you away on a cerebral adventure. You'll be so sharp, you'll make Einstein's hair stand on end!
As the cosmic ruler of intellect and communication, Mercury in Gemini is like a celestial double espresso for your gray matter. This Air sign combo is cooler than a cucumber on Pluto, flooding your noggin with a torrent of facts and ideas that'll ricochet around your brain like pinballs in an interstellar arcade.
Channel your inner Blade Runner and let the power duo of Mercury and Gemini turn you into a lean, mean, fact-finding machine. Embrace the curiosity, the detachment, and the reason that comes along with it. And remember, just like Roy Batty, this cosmic boost won't last forever, so make the most of it while it lasts.
In conclusion, my star-seeking earth dwellers, strap in and buckle up for this mind-bending journey through the cosmos. As Mercury waltzes through the constellation of Gemini, you'll find your brain operating on a whole new level. Stay curious, and may the celestial force be with you!
Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 09 Leo 39' 55", moving at 0.85 degrees per day, and is 91879881km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Leo
Venus in Leo: A Galactic Love Fiesta
Greetings, Earthlings! It's time to buckle up and hop aboard the love spaceship because Venus has ventured into the extravagant and expressive realm of Leo. As we embark on this cosmic journey, remember that Venus, 91,936,543.144601479 kilometers away and going full prograde, is about to shower us with interstellar affection and fiery passion. When Venus enters the Leo galaxy, it's as if Cupid activated his warp drive, igniting our desires like a supernova. Don't be surprised if you find yourself boldly proclaiming your love from the rooftop of your starbase, or engaging in playful zero-gravity dates. But beware, dear Earthlings, for jealousy might lurk in the darkest corners of the universe, causing emotional asteroid storms. During this celestial transit, we don't just crave appreciation, oh no - we seek to be worshipped like the divine cosmic beings we are. It's time to don your space suits and take romantic risks worthy of an intergalactic love saga. Those who hide in their lunar modules might find themselves drifting aimlessly through the asteroid belt of loneliness. As we traverse through the Leo constellation, we must remember that love isn't always a peaceful cruise through the cosmos. Leo energy can be a drama-infused supernova, so it's crucial to tame our inner alien beasts when they demand all the attention. Keep in mind, fellow space travelers, that teamwork makes the dream work in this vast universe, and focusing only on ourselves might leave us marooned on Planet Singleton. Now, let's talk about the universal currency of love: stardust. During Venus' sojourn in Leo, we're more likely to indulge in a little cosmic retail therapy. After all, who doesn't enjoy a touch of glitz, glitter, and gamma rays? However, don't forget that Leo's generosity knows no bounds. Channel your inner celestial philanthropist and shower your loved ones with thoughtful, out-of-this-world gifts. So, dear Earthlings, as Venus orbits through the vibrant Leo constellation, prepare for a love adventure that transcends time and space. Embrace the cosmic energy that reminds us a life devoid of joy and excitement is like a black hole devoid of light. Until next time, live long and prosper in love!Mars is in Leo
Mars is prograde at 15 Leo 28' 12", moving at 0.59 degrees per day, and is 316054066km away and receding.
Mars Is In Leo
RoboCop Meets Mars in Leo
Greetings, cosmic citizens! It's your friendly neighborhood astrologer, here to report that Mars is currently chilling with our main man Leo the Lion. And, let me tell you, this intergalactic duo is ready to party like it's 2099!
With Mars 316,008,883.386377037km away (but who's counting?), it's time to channel your inner RoboCop and strut your stuff on the cosmic dance floor. You heard it here first, folks: Mars in Leo is giving us the green light to indulge in some well-deserved fun and games. So, polish up those jetpacks and blast off to a universe of enjoyment!
But wait, there's more! Our solar system's dynamic duo is also reminding us to follow our hearts and pursue our wildest dreams. Because, as we all know, Leo is the king of heart and passion. Embrace your inner Leo courage and go after what makes your soul soar. Just remember to keep it real and not just act the part – nobody likes a space poser.
Now, before you start thinking you're the center of the universe (we're looking at you, Sun), beware of overconfidence during this Mars in Leo extravaganza. Confidence is groovy, but too much can cause a cosmic meltdown. Stay humble, my friends, and remember that respect and admiration are earned, not handed out like free tickets to the next meteor shower.
One last thing to keep in mind during this far-out transit: drama may be brewing like a supernova ready to explode. Craving attention is natural, but if things get too heated, it's time to take a step back and reflect. Channel that inner RoboCop and strike a balance between ego and harmony.
So, gear up and enjoy this cosmic joyride while it lasts. Embrace the lessons of Mars in Leo and remember: even RoboCop knows how to get down and boogie. Peace, love, and interstellar vibes, everyone!
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 06 Tau 32' 49", moving at 0.2 degrees per day, and is 833853882km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter in Taurus: A Cosmic Comedy, Starring You!
Greetings, Earthlings! It's time to put on your grooviest space boots because Jupiter has hitched a ride into Taurus, and it's quite the interstellar adventure! Picture this: Jupiter, the cosmic professor, has teamed up with Taurus, the zodiac's most zen couch potato. Talk about an odd couple, am I right? But fear not, my starry-eyed friends, for this alliance will have you pondering the mysteries of the universe while binge-watching your favorite sci-fi series. Now, let's talk science for a moment. Our beloved Jupiter is currently 833,918,398.988673687km away (give or take a few meters), and it's moving in prograde, which is a fancy way of saying it's doing the cosmic cha-cha in forward motion. So what does this mean for you? Well, my celestial comrades, it's time to embrace your inner Jedi and tap into the Force that lies within. You see, spirituality isn't some far-off galactic quest; it's always been there, like a cosmic Netflix subscription, just waiting for you to hit "play." With Jupiter in Taurus, we're granted passage to a realm where we can finally silence the static of daily life and tune into that groovy wisdom lurking in our souls. As you embark on this cosmic journey, you'll find yourself with an insatiable desire to make those dreams and long-term goals a reality. Jupiter's boundless enthusiasm, coupled with Taurus' steady determination, will have you creating to-do lists with the precision of a Vulcan and the creativity of a Tribble. Just remember to trust in the process, and you'll be well on your way to achieving interstellar success. And speaking of success, who doesn't love a little prosperity? With Jupiter, the planet of good vibes and fortune cookies, hanging out in Taurus, the sign of wealth and moolah, you can expect some serious cosmic cash flow. But beware, my fellow space travelers! Taurus is also known for its love of indulgence and its inability to resist temptation. So as you navigate this prosperous period, remember to exercise patience and make like Spock with those logical decisions. In conclusion, our cosmic adventure with Jupiter in Taurus promises to be a groovy ride filled with wisdom, success, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. So buckle up, grab your favoriteSaturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 07 Pis 12' 32", moving at 0 degrees per day, and is 1411629613km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Beam Me Up, Saturn!
Greetings, fellow star gazers and earthlings! Get your tricorders ready, because Saturn is boldly going where it hasn't gone in quite some time. That's right, folks - Saturn has decided to take a vacation and is currently chilling out in Pisces! So, grab your favorite Vulcan meditation stones and let's dive into this cosmic connection.
Saturn in Pisces is like bringing Spock to a Woodstock festival - we're talking about blending logic and spirituality into one groovy cosmic experience. This is the perfect time to channel your inner Captain Kirk and explore the final frontier of your dreams and aspirations. Set your phasers to 'manifest' and let the cosmic energy guide you towards making those dreams a reality.
But beware, my friends! Saturn in Pisces can be as unpredictable as a Tribble infestation. Our dreams might be questioned by this planetary "dad," but hey, who doesn't need a little tough love from time to time? Just make sure to keep your shields up and be open to constructive criticism. Trust me, this celestial "dad" knows what's best for your starship (and life).
Now, we all know that Pisces is the zodiac sign that rules over sleep and dreams, so it's no surprise that Saturn's presence might cause some cosmic insomnia. Fear not, brave explorers! This is the perfect time to practice your Klingon mindfulness techniques, take a stroll through the holodeck, or even catch some extra Z's (with a dream journal on standby, of course).
So, fellow space cadets, as you navigate this Saturn in Pisces adventure, remember to boldly go where no one has gone before, keeping an open mind and heart. Embrace your inner explorer and let the cosmic wisdom of this transit guide you towards a future as bright as the stars themselves. Live long and prosper!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 21 Tau 00' 35", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 3063747048km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus In Taurus: A Robotic Revolution
Greetings, Earthlings! Robbie the Robot here, ready to guide you through Uranus in Taurus with my nerdy wisdom and hippie vibes. So, buckle up, because we're about to embark on a cosmic rollercoaster that's 3063790041.446122169km long! Yep, that's right, Uranus is currently prograde, and change is a-comin'!
Now, I know Taurus is all about stability and keeping things groovy, but Uranus? Not so much. This planet is like a mad scientist, ready to throw a wrench into your well-oiled machine. But fear not, my fellow stargazers, for this shake-up might just be what we need to evolve.
Let's talk money, honey. Taurus has always been the banker of the zodiac, but Uranus in Taurus is bringing some serious sci-fi vibes to the world of finance. We're talking new currencies, a potential overhaul of the banking system, and perhaps even a stock market plot twist that would make George Orwell himself proud.
But what does this mean for us mere mortals? Well, it's time to break free from the financial shackles that bind us. Debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages – these are all things that can weigh us down like a black hole. Uranus in Taurus is here to help us reassess our relationship with money and material possessions. It's like a cosmic Marie Kondo, urging us to let go of what doesn't serve us.
Resistance is futile, my friends. Embracing the changes brought about by Uranus in Taurus can lead us to a more stable and fulfilling existence. And who knows? Maybe we'll even find a way to make intergalactic currency exchanges a reality. Now, wouldn't that be out of this world?
So, as Uranus continues its dance through Taurus, remember to stay open, adaptable, and ready for anything. The universe has a plan, and we're all part of it. Peace, love, and cosmic vibes to you all!
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 37' 45", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4478964931km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Ahoy, cosmic travelers! Captain Jack Harkness here, your nerdy astrologer from the far reaches of space-time, and I've got some groovy news for you! Neptune, that far-out planet of dreams and illusions, is currently doing a funky little dance in its home sign of Pisces. So, buckle up, because things are about to get trippy! Now, my fellow stargazers, let's talk numbers for a moment. Neptune is precisely, and I mean *precisely*, 4,479,031,389.459293365 kilometers away from us right now. That's far out, man! And guess what? It's also in prograde motion, so we're in for a wild ride. Neptune in Pisces is like a psychedelic lava lamp of cosmic energy, melding our emotions and spirituality with a sense of unity that can only come from the depths of the universe. It's like discovering an ancient treasure map hidden in the stars, guiding us to the grooviest version of ourselves. During this cosmic voyage, we're called to take a deep dive into the mystical waters of our own emotional intelligence. What gifts do you possess, you beautiful cosmic wanderers? What dreams and ideas have been simmering in your soul, waiting for the right moment to burst forth and shower the world with their brilliance? Well, my friends, that time is now. Neptune's cosmic vibes are encouraging you to explore new spiritual paths, create sacred spaces in your own home, and connect with the divine energy that flows through the universe. Then, share your discoveries with the world like a true space-age missionary of love and understanding. So, don't just stand there, my fellow celestial explorers! Embrace the energy of Neptune in Pisces, and let it guide you towards a future where we all come together as one cosmic family, united by our shared dreams and visions for a groovier, more enlightened world.Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 29 Cap 54' 51", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5079290160km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto in Capricorn: The Far-Out Funky Focus
Alright, my cosmic comrades, it's time to talk about the grooviest cosmic event happening right now - Pluto in Capricorn! That's right, our far-out former planet is currently situated in the ambitious and goal-oriented sign of Capricorn. And with a whopping 5079320327.475001335km distance from Earth, it's like a long-distance cosmic high-five!
Now, you may have heard that Pluto is retrograde at the moment, but don't let that bum you out, because this retrograde is going to help us shake off some bad vibes and focus on what really matters. But beware, as we might get so caught up in our goals that we forget about the feelings of our fellow Earthlings. So, let's keep our inner hippie alive and practice some peace, love, and understanding.
As Pluto and Capricorn work together, they're like a cosmic power couple, ready to kick some asteroid and take names. They want us to ditch those outdated patterns and habits that are holding us back, man. But remember, Pluto is into some serious transformation, so there's bound to be a bit of chaos before we can rebuild and groove on with our new selves. It's like a cosmic garage sale - out with the old, in with the new!
So, my planetary pals, embrace this far-out journey with Pluto in Capricorn. Let's get productive, make positive changes, and aim for the stars. But most importantly, don't forget to spread some love and good vibes while you're at it. Peace out!
Current Planetary Aspects
Planet | Position |
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Sun | 24 Gem 52' 53" |
Moon | 02 Gem 26' 14" |
Mercury | 08 Gem 16' 31" |
Venus | 09 Leo 39' 55" |
Mars | 15 Leo 28' 12" |
Jupiter | 06 Tau 32' 49" |
Saturn | 07 Pis 12' 32" |
Uranus | 21 Tau 00' 35" |
Neptune | 27 Pis 37' 45" |
Pluto | 29 Cap 54' 51" R |