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19 June, 2023


The Sun

Solar activity reached moderate levels. Region 3336 (S22E17, Cro/beta) produced an M1.3 flare at 18/0031 UTC and an M2.5/2n flare, with Type-II emissions (440 km/s), at 18/1353 UTC. The activity from Region 3336 is likely associated with its proximity to Region 3335s (S15E10, Eki/beta-gamma) magnetic field, given 3336s simple magnetic configuration and rudimentary spots. A fast, narrow CME off the SE associated with the M2.5 flare is being analyzed for a possible Earth-directed component. .Forecast... Solar activity is expected to be low with a chance for M-flares over 19-21 Jun.

The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.

A slightly enhanced solar wind environment and waning negative polarity CH HSS influences were observed. Solar wind speeds decreased from 500 to 400 km/s. Total field strength ranged between 1-6 nT and Bz reached a maximum of -5 nT.

There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 20% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.


The Moon

The waxing moon is currently in Cancer, at 09 degrees, 56' 08", at a velocity of 12.24 degrees per day.

The New moon is currently 1 days old. It is 400536.01 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul, 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug, 2023.


Planetary Information

Pluto

The Sun

The Sun is in Gemini

The Sun is at 27 Gem 44' 49", and is 152004208km away and receding.

Pluto

The Moon

The Moon is in Cancer

The Moon is at 09 Can 56' 08", and is 400031km away and receding.

Moon Is In Cancer

Greetings, celestial wanderers! It's your all-time favorite astrologer from the far reaches of the cosmos, coming at you with today's galactic scoop. Put on your grooviest spacesuits, because we are in for a cosmic rollercoaster ride! Hold onto your telescopes, my starry-eyed friends, because the Moon, which is currently 399,961.274737581 kilometers away, (give or take a few nanometers for those pedantic stargazers out there) has cozied up to the ever-so-nurturing Cancer. That's right, we've got some lunar crab action going on, and it's bound to make things interesting. This delightful lunar alignment is going to have everyone feeling as warm and fuzzy as a bunch of Tribbles during their mating season. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if you find yourself craving a steaming cup of herbal tea, a cuddle with your favorite Ewok plushie, or perhaps even a deep conversation about the meaning of life with your toaster. The gravitational pull from this celestial arrangement may cause a surge of emotional sensitivity among the Earthlings. So, don't be alarmed if your neighbor suddenly recites Vogon poetry or your co-worker builds a makeshift fort out of office supplies. We're all just seeking comfort in our own quirky ways, my dear space travelers. For those who find themselves craving a sense of security during this lunar period, I suggest embracing your inner hippie and practicing some grounding techniques. Perhaps meditating beneath a tree, hugging a sentient cactus, or engaging in a Vulcan mind-meld with your cat. Whatever feels right for you! Remember, fellow beings of the universe, that while the Moon in Cancer may bring out the softer side in all of us, it's also an opportunity to celebrate our unique connection to the cosmos. So, go forth and spread love, joy, and possibly a smidge of quantum entanglement in your earthly pursuits. Until the next celestial report, keep your eyes on the skies and your hearts open to the infinite possibilities of the universe. Peace, love, and intergalactic harmony, my friends!

Pluto

Mercury

Mercury is in Gemini

Mercury is prograde at 13 Gem 55' 44", moving at 1.95 degrees per day, and is 180726583km away and receding.

Mercury Is In Gemini

Mercury In Gemini: Han Solo Style

Alright, all you star gazers and galaxy travelers, listen up! Our buddy Mercury is hanging out in Gemini, and it's gonna be a blast. I mean, we're talking 180,600,278.031789005km away, but who's counting, right? And hey, it's even in prograde, so no need to worry about any communication mishaps like the time I accidentally told Chewie he looked like an oversized Ewok.

Now, when Mercury and Gemini get together, it's like having C-3PO and R2-D2 join forces – they're here to help us think faster than the Millennium Falcon on hyperdrive. This cosmic combo will turn us into smooth-talking, quick-witted nerf herders who can charm our way out of any Imperial entanglement.

So, what does this mean for you? Well, it's time to take a deep breath of that fresh Gemini air (or oxygen mask if you're currently in space) and let your curiosity run wild. Embrace your inner Jedi and let the Force of Mercury in Gemini guide you to mental flexibility and clear-headedness. Just don't let it go to your head – we all know what happened to Anakin.

As we channel the energy of Mercury in Gemini, we'll find ourselves masters of communication and fact-finding. So whether you're working on your latest scientific breakthrough or trying to decode the secrets of the Death Star, this planetary alignment is here to make sure your thoughts are racing faster than the Kessel Run.

And remember, folks – keep your blasters set to stun and your wits about you during this Mercury in Gemini phase. May the Force be with you!

Pluto

Venus

Venus is in Leo

Venus is prograde at 12 Leo 10' 15", moving at 0.82 degrees per day, and is 88292868km away and approaching.

Venus Is In Leo

Escape from Boredom: Venus in Leo

Gather 'round, my cosmic comrades, as we embark on a journey of love, drama, and astronomical proportions! Our lovely lady Venus has strutted her way into the sign of Leo, and honey, she's ready to roar. With Venus being 88,349,119.529046565km away (yeah, I did the math), it's time for some heart-on-sleeve action, so buckle up!

When Venus sashays into the fiery Leo, it's like the universe is blasting Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now" on full volume, urging us to unleash our inner Freddie Mercury. Love is in the air, and we're not whispering sweet nothings, we're shouting them with pride! Expect romantic escapades that rival the adventures of Snake Plissken himself (minus the post-apocalyptic chaos).

While Venus is in Leo, we're not just craving admiration, we want full-blown cosmic adoration. Go big or go home, am I right? But be warned, playing it too safe might leave you stranded in the land of forgotten lovers.

Now, let's talk about the flip side of this cosmic coin: DRAMA. Just like our dear friend Snake Plissken, Leos sure do know how to bring the theatrics. If we're not feeling like the center of the universe, we might throw a temper tantrum worthy of an Oscar nomination. Remember, folks, relationships are a two-way street; don't get too caught up in your own solar flare.

As for money matters, Venus in Leo treats cash like a golden ticket to the Land of Opulence. It's all about making you and your loved ones feel like you're dining with the celestial elite. While you're out there channeling your inner Midas, don't forget that true happiness lies in showering your favorite earthlings with thoughtful and extravagant gifts. Trust me, they'll love you for it.

So, my starry-eyed friends, let Venus in Leo be your escape from the mundane. Revel in the passion, the excitement, and the sheer fabulousness of it all. Just like Snake Plissken, we'll navigate this cosmic chaos together and come out stronger and more fabulous than ever before.

Pluto

Mars

Mars is in Leo

Mars is prograde at 17 Leo 14' 53", moving at 0.59 degrees per day, and is 319165869km away and receding.

Mars Is In Leo

Chronicles of a Leo Mars: The Lion's Galactic Tango

Greetings, celestial travelers! Gather around as we embark on an intergalactic adventure to a time when Mars, the fiery planet of action, grooves its way through the sign of Leo. Let me take you on a cosmic rollercoaster, where the Lion's heart rules and fun is the name of the game! Are you ready? Buckle up, because things are about to get wild! As Mars enters the realm of Leo, the universe sends us an interstellar invitation to let our hair down and embrace the power of play. Think of it as cosmic recess! This planetary alignment encourages us to swap our lab coats and calculators for party hats and confetti, leaving behind dullsville and diving headfirst into a supernova of happiness, excitement, and downright fun! But wait, there's more! With Mars in Leo, our hearts transform into rocket ships fueled by passion, propelling us towards our wildest dreams. So strap on your jetpacks, fellow stargazers, and let the Lion's confidence guide you to new heights of creativity and enthusiasm! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility - or in this case, the risk of overconfidence. While we might feel like invincible Starfleet captains with Mars in Leo, it's crucial not to let our egos go supernova. Sure, it's fun to pretend we're the center of the cosmos, but even the greatest interstellar heroes must put in the work and earn their stripes. So, before you start basking in the glow of admiration, make sure you're truly worthy of the spotlight. Now, let's talk about drama. Mars in Leo has a penchant for the theatrical, and when we don't receive the attention we crave, our inner lion is bound to roar. But fear not, fellow space cadets! The key to navigating this cosmic soap opera lies in finding balance. Embrace your ego as both a powerful force and a delicate flower, and learn to strut your stuff while also knowing when it's time to retreat to your spaceship. So, as we journey through this celestial dance with Mars in Leo, remember to savor the moments of joy, pursue your heart's desires, and keep your ego in check. After all, life's too short to miss out on the greatest cosmic show in the galaxy!

Pluto

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is prograde at 07 Tau 07' 52", moving at 0.19 degrees per day, and is 828693490km away and approaching.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Jupiter In Taurus: The Great Space Cowscape

Greetings, space cadets! Gather 'round the holodeck, because it's time to talk about the cosmic shenanigans happening above our heads. You see, Jupiter, the heavyweight of our solar system (and part-time stand-up comic), has taken up residence in Taurus, the zodiac's most chillaxed sign. Imagine Jupiter as a giant, wise hippie cow, now grazing on the lush pastures of wisdom and patience. Sounds groovy, right?

Well, let me tell you, this cosmic mashup is like a space-age spa retreat for your soul. Jupiter's wisdom vibes are helping us all tap into our inner Yoda, while Taurus' laid-back energy is teaching us to appreciate the small things, like watching a supernova or sipping on an intergalactic latte.

With Jupiter in Taurus, it's time to boldly go where no horoscope has gone before - towards our dreams and goals, with a little help from the universe's most cosmic cow. We're talking about checking off those space bucket lists and achieving tangible success, one warp-speed step at a time.

But wait, there's more! Jupiter, being the generous planet it is, wants to shower us with prosperity. And since Taurus is all about that cash money, this cosmic duo is like winning the lottery and finding out your long-lost uncle left you a fortune. So, buckle up and get ready to ride this wave of abundance, but be careful not to blow it all on that limited edition Tribble collection.

Lastly, let's talk about indulgence. Taurus loves the finer things in life, and Jupiter is here to expand that appetite. It's like a never-ending buffet of cosmic treats, but we must remember to practice moderation. Just because you can have all the space cake in the galaxy doesn't mean you should eat it all in one sitting (trust me, I've tried).

So, fellow stargazers, as we navigate this Jupiter in Taurus adventure, let's make the most of this cosmic energy. Embrace your inner wisdom, work towards your dreams, and remember: the universe is a vast, wondrous place, filled with opportunities to grow, learn, and maybe even meet a wise, joke-cracking hippie cow or two.

Live long and prosper,

Pluto

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is retrograde at 07 Pis 12' 32", moving backwards at 0 degrees per day, and is 1404557913km away and approaching.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Saturn in Pisces: The Hippie-Sci-Fi-Nerdy Guide to Dream Management

Greetings, cosmic voyagers! Prepare to embark on a fantastical journey as Saturn, the grand master of rules and structure, takes a deep dive into the mystical waters of Pisces. At a mere 1404639014.031729460km away (but who's counting?), our ringed friend is currently doing the moonwalk - yes, it's retrograde time!

Now, you might be wondering, "What does this interstellar mash-up mean for me, oh wise and nerdy astrologer?" Well, buckle up your Star Trek seatbelts, because Saturn in Pisces is the ultimate dream coach. It's time to dust off those daydreams, whether it's becoming the next J.K. Rowling or opening an artisanal tofu emporium. Don't just stand there gazing at the stars; grab a notepad and take notes as Saturn and Pisces help you manifest those dreams into reality.

But beware, my fellow dreamers, for this cosmic combo may also feel like an uninvited guest poking around in your most cherished fantasies. While it’s tempting to put up a psychic force field to keep Saturn’s pesky energy at bay, remember - resistance is futile. Embrace the wisdom of this planetary dad, even if it’s about as welcome as a Klingon at a peace summit.

As we navigate these ethereal realms, you might find yourself tossing and turning like a restless astronaut drifting through space. Fear not! This is the perfect opportunity to channel your inner hippie and cultivate some cosmic calm. Meditate with crystals, frolic barefoot through a forest, or practice deep space yoga. Heck, why not take a snooze and explore the dream world with your trusty dream journal in hand? Just make sure to catch those Zs, or you'll end up crankier than a Wookiee with a sore paw.

So, my fellow space cadets, as Saturn pirouettes through Pisces, take this time to listen to the celestial guidance and turn your dreams into reality. After all, as a wise man named Londo Mollari once said, "The universe is an amazing place, full of surprises!"

Pluto

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is prograde at 21 Tau 09' 32", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 3059376376km away and approaching.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Greetings, Earthlings and fellow stargazers! It's time to buckle up and brace yourselves for a cosmic journey unlike any other, as we set our sights on the one and only Uranus in Taurus. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Captain Janeway, what does this interstellar phenomenon have to do with me?" Well, my friends, allow me to enlighten you. You see, Taurus is a bit like Commander Chakotay: steadfast, reliable, and absolutely terrified of change. But, alas, change is precisely what Uranus is all about – think of it as the Q of our celestial tale. So, imagine Chakotay being forced to tango with Q, and you'll get a sense of the cosmic dance we're about to witness. Now, Taurus is a master of finances – kind of like Quark, if he were a little less... Ferengi. As Uranus waltzes into Taurus' territory, we can expect some revolutionary shifts in the way we handle our galactic credits. Banks may have to adapt or face obsoletion, and new currencies could emerge, perhaps even in the form of precious dilithium crystals! On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like having Seven of Nine re-evaluate your financial protocols. It's time to free ourselves from the Borg-like grip of debt, taxes, and material possessions, and embrace a more liberated approach to our resources. We may feel the urge to resist, but just remember, resistance is futile. So, my fellow space travelers, let us boldly go where no man, woman, or astrologer has gone before and navigate these uncharted cosmic waters with courage, curiosity, and most importantly, a sense of humor. After all, we may just discover that these Uranian disruptions lead us to a brighter, more stable future, much like the crew of Voyager finding their way back home. Live long and prosper, stargazers! May the cosmic winds of Uranus in Taurus guide you to a more enlightened and financially stable future!

Pluto

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 39' 03", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4471406717km away and approaching.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Greetings, cosmic comrades, and behold the groovy vibes emanating from our far-out friend, Neptune! Currently chilling in Pisces, Neptune is a whopping 4,471,473,225.858050346 kilometers away (but who's counting, man?). And guess what? It's cruising along in prograde motion, spreading peace, love, and understanding throughout the galaxy. Now, my fellow space cadets, let's talk about what this Neptune-Pisces mash-up means for all of us. Picture this: Pisces is like your favorite tie-dye shirt, swirling with emotions and spiritual energy, while Neptune is that groovy pair of round sunglasses that helps you see the world as one interconnected tapestry. When these two cosmic forces combine, it's like we've all been given a pair of X-ray specs that reveal the absurdity of sweating the small stuff, man. So, during this far-out transit, it's time to embrace your inner hippie and focus on what you can bring to the cosmic potluck. Got a talent for healing vibes? Whip up some homemade kombucha and share it with your tribe. Got a knack for creating safe spaces? Transform your pad into a sanctuary for meditation and mindfulness. In the immortal words of Professor Bernard Quatermass, "The universe is full of surprises, and we're just beginning to scratch the surface!" So why not use this Neptunian-Piscean energy to dive deep into the cosmic pool and explore the wondrous depths of your emotional intelligence? And remember, fellow stargazers, there's no better time than now to embark on a spiritual journey or create your own cosmic corner at home, where you can connect with the divine. Let the celestial energy of Neptune in Pisces guide you as you share your groovy gifts with the world. After all, we're all just travelers on this funky little spaceship called Earth, and what better way to navigate the cosmos than with love, unity, and a dash of nerdy humor? Peace out, my friends!

Pluto

Pluto

Pluto is in Capricorn

Pluto is retrograde at 29 Cap 51' 28", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5075383742km away and approaching.

Pluto Is In Capricorn

Greetings from the Dark Side: Pluto in Capricorn

My dear Earthlings, brace yourselves for a cosmic adventure that would even make Darth Vader chuckle in his space boots. As Pluto, the "Death Star" of our solar system, currently stations itself in Capricorn, 5,075,411,467.057848930 kilometers away (yes, we nerdy astrologers are that precise), we enter an intergalactic quest for power and success.

But beware, my far-out friends! This alliance between the dark lord of the underworld and the no-nonsense goat may create a disturbance in the force. You might find yourself drifting towards the Dark Side, dismissing the perspectives of others with a cold "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

As Pluto retrogrades, it's time to harness your inner Jedi and let go of the negative patterns that weigh you down like a black hole. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility. In this period of cosmic demolition and reconstruction, don't go swinging your lightsaber at everything in sight. Be mindful of what you obliterate in your quest for progress, as not all that glitters is Death Star debris.

In these galactic times, may the force of transformation be with you. And as we navigate this Pluto in Capricorn transit, just remember: this isn't the intolerance you're looking for. Embrace the change, and you'll emerge with the wisdom of Yoda and the swagger of Han Solo. Peace, love, and lightsabers!

Current Planetary Aspects

Current Chart
PlanetPosition
Sun27 Gem 44' 49"
Moon09 Can 56' 08"
Mercury13 Gem 55' 44"
Venus12 Leo 10' 15"
Mars17 Leo 14' 53"
Jupiter07 Tau 07' 52"
Saturn07 Pis 12' 32" R
Uranus21 Tau 09' 32"
Neptune27 Pis 39' 03"
Pluto29 Cap 51' 28" R

Current Planetary Positions

 

The Sun

The Sun

Sun Square Neptune

Confusion, uncertainty, and delusions of grandeur characterize this transit. Be alert for deception. Avoid becoming the martyr today just because your self-confidence may be low. Don't buy into every sob story that comes your way and don't play the "poor, poor pitiful me" game. Be careful with contracts. In general, be prepared for any kind of possible misunderstanding.Those people born under a challenging aspect between the Sun and Neptune often struggle with a desire to be something special or to experience something more than the ordinary. They are day-dreamers and idealists. It is easy for these people to trust others, even (and perhaps especially) people who might seem from the outside looking in as unsavory types. They are looking to identify with something beyond what is normally expected of people.Most have in common a childhood that didn’t help the natives direct or define their lives. Perhaps the early family life was lacking in supervision or clearly defined rules. A father figure may have been absent or distant and ineffective. Many people with these aspects have a glorified image of their fathers. Whether the image is very positive or very negative (or if it swings between these extremes), the image is not very clear or rational. Whatever the case may be, these people struggle with defining who they are. They might gravitate towards the “wrong people”, or get in with the “wrong crowd” in an attempt to define who they are. They might be susceptible to being taken advantage of by others, especially by men or authority figures. They can be easily led astray by peculiar desires or self-destructive habits. In order to add a greater-than-ordinary dimension of experience to their lives that helps them to feel special and important, they might be attracted to Neptune-ruled behaviors, such as secret affairs, drugs, or other escapist behaviors. In some way, these people feel a strong urge to glamorize their role in the world. In extreme cases, the natives are completely deluded. However, in most cases, there is simply some confusion about the past (such as remembering childhood experiences in ways that are far removed from reality), and a tendency to daydream about being someone more “important” than they assume they are. They may struggle with early conditioning that made them feel tossed aside or neglected in some way, and certainly not directed and supported.These people are very sensitive, especially with regards to any real or imagined blows to their ego. If the natal chart shows a strong sense of reality and a robust mind (Mercury and Saturn well-placed, for example), the negative interpretations of this aspect are less extreme. Still, the natives are likely to recognize at some point in their lives that they have a tendency to engage in escapist and self-destructive fantasies and/or habits. It is useful to be able to connect these behaviors with their probable source, which is likely to be a weakly-defined ego and identity in childhood.Some Famous People with Sun in Hard Aspect to Neptune: Squares – Anjelica Huston, Jennifer Aniston, Kevin Costner, Cameron Diaz; Oppositions – Sheena Easton.

Mercury

Mercury

Mercury Sextile Venus

The pursuit of light pleasure gives happiness today. Spend time with friends in harmonious conversation. Go see a museum or go to an art gallery. Activities involving music are favored. Artistic stimulation of the mind is the keynote today.You are polite, choosing your words with care and love so as not to offend anyone. Your tactfulness stems from a distaste for disharmony and conflict. You are not always direct and honest as a result of this desire to please, appease, and keep the peace. You are able to understand others and make a great conversationalist. You aim for fairness in your dealings with others. You have a true appreciation for the arts, and strive to achieve balance and harmony in your social relationships, your writing and speech, and your personal environment. You might do business in the areas of art, design, relationships, counseling, or beauty.Some Famous People with Mercury Sextile Venus: Walt Disney, Sylvia Plath, George Sand, Alison Moyet, Peter O’Toole, Elisabeth Kubler-Ross, Jerry Lewis.

Jupiter

Jupiter

Jupiter Sextile Saturn

Progress can be made in business and professional affairs, especially regarding law, politics, education, religion, and travel. A certain seriousness toward career and life direction is evident. Organized expansion into new areas can further your goals. You have a serious minded, responsible attitude toward achieving your long range goals.You have an underlying self-confidence that is based on your belief that life will give you whatever you want if you are willing to work for it. You see the reasonableness in the way that things happen and are willing to invest in yourself. You are very industrious, believing that hard work will bring you progress. You have a taste for material acquisition but are willing to work for what comes to you. — Interpretation from the Indra report.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Jupiter and Saturn have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Jupiter trine Saturn: *You have a good balance between idealism, optimism, and vision for the future on one hand and a realistic sense of what can actually be achieved on the other hand. Your judgment and business sense are usually quite good. You possess patience and the ability to accept limitation and frustration on the way to your goals.Older, more experienced individuals or mentors are likely to play a significant and beneficial role in your life.Jupiter sextile Saturn: *You have the patience and the stamina to realize your visions and bring them down to earth, a fine balance between hard work and realism, and a positive, hopeful spirit. You grow through following systems and plans, and taking one step at a time. Overnight success or instant enlightenment is not what you aim for. Your patient, well-balanced approach gives you credibility with many different types of people, and you are apt to gain an excellent reputation for being able to do big things without overreaching or becoming pretentious.#You have the capacity to endure through the daily grind to find something of spiritual value in your work and relationships. You are happy to spend time in seclusion, studying or meditating.

Notes about Transits

Mars is all about action, and where Mars is in our chart with transits is a place where we are prepared to stand our ground. Mars transits can be really productive, but they can also be angsty, aggressive, and sometimes come from a place of anger. It's important to pay attention to how you direct that energy. Mars transits can last for up to a couple weeks.
Jupiter transits enhance your life with optimism and forward-thinking, and lasting for about a month, give you plenty of time to take advantage. Bigger and better is Jupiter's way of thinking, and should be yours as well.
Saturn transits, on the other hand, are where we get a major reality check, and if we’re not ready for them, they can be pretty rotten. Of course, if we’re prepared and up to the task, Saturn transits can also bring very well-deserved rewards, too. Saturn transits last a bit longer than Jupiter transits—usually 2 months or so at a time, but with retrograde cycles, you could be looking at the same lessons three times over a 6 month period.
The outer planets, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto last for such a long time that they make long-lasting impacts on our lives. In fact, Neptune and Pluto can last for two to three years! Consider their effects, plan accordingly, and make them part of your life for the better.

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