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24 June, 2023


The Sun

The solar kp index is unsettled, with retrograde effects slightly enhanced. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.

Total IMF reached 9 nT at 23/2058 UTC. Bz reached -7 nT at 23/1552Z. A discontinuity was observed at L1 around 23/1800 when wind speed increased from 430 to a maximum of 472 km/s. Temperature and density also increased slightly. This may have been evidence of the expected transient, but there is significant uncertainty.

There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.


The Moon

The waxing moon is currently in Virgo, at 09 degrees, 45' 14", at a velocity of 11.87 degrees per day.

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 5.5 days old. It is 404019.35 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul, 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug, 2023.


Planetary Information

Pluto

The Sun

The Sun is in Cancer

The Sun is at 02 Can 31' 12", and is 152051122km away and receding.

Pluto

The Moon

The Moon is in Virgo

The Moon is at 09 Vir 45' 14", and is 404177km away and approaching.

Moon Is In Virgo

Greetings, stardust beings! This is your friendly neighborhood astrologer, Lyta Alexander, and I come bearing cosmic news that'll make you shimmy like a celestial wormhole. The Moon, that lovely lunar cheese ball, has decided to park itself in the orderly sign of Virgo, at a distance of precisely 404,268.315182547km away. But don't freak out, it's not gonna roll over us anytime soon (I checked my math, like, four times - Virgo energy, am I right?). Now, when our nocturnal BFF decides to chill with the cosmic neat-freak, Virgo, we're all in for a wild ride on the intergalactic organization train. All aboard, fellow space cadets! It's time to Marie Kondo your life and find out what sparks joy (or as I like to call it, "the interstellar giggles"). This transit has us feeling like we just drank a triple shot of cosmic espresso, sending us into a cleaning frenzy. It's the perfect time to dust off that robot vacuum you bought during the last Mercury Retrograde and give it a whirl. Just remember, if it starts to develop a mind of its own, send it to the nearest black hole. We're not here for an AI uprising today, thank you very much. Not only will our living spaces be tidier than a supernova's aftermath, but we'll also find ourselves craving some mental decluttering. It's the perfect moment to binge-watch those nerdy documentaries you've been putting off or finally get around to learning Klingon (or, you know, regular Earth languages if you're feeling less adventurous). In the realm of relationships, this lunar-Virgo combo might inspire some constructive criticism. However, approach with caution, fellow earthlings! We don't want to accidentally start an interplanetary conflict over unwashed dishes. Channel that Virgo energy and communicate your needs with the precision of a well-aimed photon torpedo. So, buckle up, cosmic voyagers, and let's ride this lunar wave into a more organized, efficient, and slightly nerdy life. Embrace the Moon in Virgo vibes and remember: in a galaxy far, far away, someone is probably laughing at a funny cat video, just like you. Until next time, live long and prosper!

Pluto

Mercury

Mercury is in Gemini

Mercury is prograde at 24 Gem 06' 16", moving at 2.11 degrees per day, and is 191341043km away and receding.

Mercury Is In Gemini

Mercury in Gemini: The Nerdy Hippie Chronicles

Greetings, cosmic voyagers! Are you ready for a groovy brain-tickle? Our pal Mercury has hitched a ride on the Gemini spaceship and is orbiting at a cool 191,251,999.199458480 km away (give or take a few micrometers). But don't freak out, it's all good vibes - Mercury is currently prograde, so we're safe from any communication hiccups!

Now, picture this: Mercury, the celestial smarty-pants, and Gemini, the cosmic chatterbox, have teamed up to create the ultimate brainchild. This dynamic duo is like if Einstein and John Lennon had a baby - a little bit nerdy, a little bit hippie, and a whole lot of brilliant ideas.

As Mercury grooves through Gemini, our minds are doing the cha-cha with curiosity, making us feel like intellectual spring chickens. We're talking about a mental renaissance here, people! Fresh thoughts and ideas will be popping up like wildflowers, and we'll be exchanging them with others like they're vintage vinyl records at a swap meet.

This cosmic cocktail of intellect and airiness is the perfect fuel for our brains to break free from the shackles of monotony. It's time to don our thinking caps, grab our kaleidoscope glasses, and jump headfirst into a world of endless possibilities. So, let your inner nerd and hippie unite as we embark on this cosmic voyage of curiosity and cerebral enlightenment!

Remember, fellow stargazers, in the words of the great Barbarella: "A life without cause is a life without effect." So, embrace the Mercury in Gemini energy, and let the cosmic winds of curiosity guide your mind towards new horizons. Peace, love, and nerdy vibes to you all!

Pluto

Venus

Venus is in Leo

Venus is prograde at 16 Leo 05' 41", moving at 0.75 degrees per day, and is 82380507km away and approaching.

Venus Is In Leo

Get Ready for a Roaring Good Time with Venus in Leo

Alright, stardust siblings, prepare to channel your inner Chiana, 'cause lovely Venus is entering the feisty and fabulous constellation of Leo! And you know what that means, don't you? It's time to paint the galaxy with your love, and shout it from the rooftops like a Farscape fanatic. With Leo's fiery energy fueling Venus' passion, get ready to light up the love scene like a supernova!

Now, when Venus is in Leo, you don't just wanna be liked, my cosmic comrades, oh no! You wanna be adored, and showered with the attention of a celestial superstar. So, take a risk, make some grand gestures, and let your love flag fly high in the cosmic winds. Just beware, playing it too safe might land you on the sidelines during this transit!

But, remember, Leo's energy is as dramatic as a black hole, so if you feel like you're not getting the attention you deserve, you might find yourself lashing out at your lover like a space warrior scorned. In the immortal words of our beloved Chiana, "Tension makes you brittle." So, try not to focus solely on your own needs, or you might end up alone, surrounded by nothing but cosmic dust.

As for money, it's all about the glitz and glamour while Venus is in Leo. Treat yourself to some extravagant indulgences, but don't forget, Leo's generosity knows no bounds. Share the wealth, and buy those thoughtful, over-the-top gifts for your loved ones. Trust me, it'll bring you more joy than hoarding all the shiny trinkets for yourself!

So, fellow star travelers, get ready to unleash your inner Chiana and let your love light shine like never before. Embrace the colorful energy of Venus in Leo, and remember, life without a little fun and excitement is like a galaxy without stars!

Pluto

Mars

Mars is in Leo

Mars is prograde at 20 Leo 13' 32", moving at 0.6 degrees per day, and is 324193370km away and receding.

Mars Is In Leo

Mars in Leo: A Celestial Extravaganza

Greetings, stargazers and intergalactic aficionados! Gather 'round as we embark on a cosmic journey to explore the majestic dance of Mars in Leo. Picture this: Mars, the fiery planet of motivation and action, has entered the realm of Leo, the Lion King of the zodiac - and boy, are they having a party up there! With Mars strutting its stuff through Leo's territory, life is about to get groovier than a 70s disco! So strap in, because it's time for a wild ride filled with laughter, passion, and possibly a few cat memes. Now, let's talk science (nerd alert!). Mars is currently a whopping 324,150,937.709114432km away, but don't let that distance fool you - its influence is about to heat things up like a microwave burrito. Leo, being the heartthrob it is, knows that life without enjoyment is like a black hole - empty and dark. With Mars in Leo, we're invited to channel our inner Freddie Mercury and let the good times roll! Feeling inspired? Well, hold on to your telescopes, because Mars in Leo is also the perfect time to follow your heart, even if it leads you to the outer rim of the galaxy. Embrace the lion's courage and let your passions soar like an eagle... or maybe a space shuttle. But beware, fellow astronomers! Overconfidence can be as tricky as navigating an asteroid field. While Mars in Leo might have us feeling like the stars revolve around us, remember that every celestial body has its place in the universe. So, don't just act like a leader - be one! And for the love of Pluto, don't hog the cosmic limelight. Of course, no planetary shindig would be complete without a little drama. Mars in Leo may have us craving attention like a cat craves catnip, but don't let your ego go supernova. Instead, use this transit as an opportunity to reflect on the role your ego plays in your life - are you the center of the universe or just another star in the sky? So, dear space cadets, as Mars waltzes through Leo's constellation, remember to make time for fun, follow your heart, and keep your ego in check. And most importantly, never forget the wise words of Captain John Sheridan: "The Babylon Project was our last, best hope for peace...

Pluto

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is prograde at 08 Tau 04' 29", moving at 0.18 degrees per day, and is 819702535km away and approaching.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Jupiter In Taurus: A Galactic Guide for Earthlings

Hey there, spacefarers! Have you heard the interstellar news? Jupiter has parked its cosmic camper van in Taurus. That's right, folks, the big ol' gas giant is 819,772,981.030935049km away, and it's currently prograde (that's nerd-speak for "moving forward"). So, what does this mean for us earthlings, you ask? Well, buckle up your Millennium Falcon seatbelts and prepare for some Princess Leia-style wisdom!

Picture this: Jupiter is like Yoda, full of wisdom and encouraging deep thought. And Taurus? It's like Jabba the Hutt, just chilling on its throne and soaking up the good life. When these two cosmic forces come together, they join their lightsabers to remind us that the Force is always with us - we just need to tune out that pesky Darth Vader of daily life. This planetary transit is our chance to awaken the dormant Jedi within and unleash our spiritual potential.

But wait, there's more! Jupiter in Taurus not only helps us find our inner Obi-Wan Kenobi, but it also gives us the energy to make Han Solo-worthy plans and execute them with Chewbacca-level determination. With the power of both the Rebel Alliance (Jupiter) and the Empire (Taurus), we'll be unstoppable in our pursuit of dreams and goals. Just remember to trust the process, young Padawan, and success will be yours.

Oh, and did I mention the potential for some serious galactic credits? Jupiter is like that lucky charm that brings fortune, while Taurus is all about wealth and prosperity. Together, they're like Lando Calrissian and his Cloud City - an unbeatable combo! This cosmic transit is an excellent time to check your financial hyperdrive and explore new opportunities for growth. Just beware of any dodgy deals with bounty hunters!

One last thing: Taurus is a bit of a hedonist (think Jabba the Hutt with his endless supply of snacks). When Jupiter, the planet of expansion, collides with Taurus' love of indulgence, we may find ourselves saying "I love you" to our desires, just like Leia did to Han Solo. But don't get carried away, folks! It's essential to use the Force (of patience) and resist

Pluto

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is retrograde at 07 Pis 10' 31", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 1393075211km away and approaching.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Saturn In Pisces: Cosmic Coaching and Dreamy Discipline

Greetings, Earthlings! As your friendly neighborhood astro-nerd, I must inform you that Saturn is currently chilling in Pisces, a mere 1,393,153,458.646110535 kilometers away (give or take a few millimeters). And guess what? It's retrograde too! So buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to embark on a cosmic coaching session with the Master of Rules himself!

When Saturn, the planetary dad, teams up with Pisces, the dreamy zodiac hippie, it's like a cosmic version of My Two Dads (minus the cheesy '80s sitcom vibes). You can expect some serious soul-searching, daydream diving, and maybe even a hint of tough love. Prepare to plan, budget, and strategize like never before - and don't even think about procrastinating!

Now, I know what you're thinking: "But, Astro-Nerd, I don't want some cosmic dad snooping around in my dreams and questioning my life choices!" Well, too bad, because Saturn in Pisces ain't taking no for an answer. But trust me, this planetary pep talk is just what the space doctor ordered.

Of course, all this deep introspection might mess with your ZZZs a bit. With Pisces ruling sleep and dreams, you might find yourself tossing and turning like a washing machine on spin cycle. Fear not! Embrace your inner zen-hippie and practice meditation, forest bathing, or even napping (with a dream journal on standby, of course).

So, dear Earth-dwellers, as Saturn continues its Piscean journey, remember to open your hearts and minds to the lessons it has to offer. Sure, it might feel like an interstellar intervention, but hey, who couldn't use a little cosmic coaching now and then? After all, even the most rebellious of us can benefit from a bit of dreamy discipline.

May the stars be ever in your favor, fellow space cadets!

Pluto

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is prograde at 21 Tau 23' 56", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 3051448561km away and approaching.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Beep Boop Uranus in Taurus Alert!

Dear Earthlings, fasten your seatbelts and hold onto your lightsabers as Uranus journeys through the slow-and-steady realm of Taurus. Now, I know Taurus likes things as predictable as their morning meditation routine, but Uranus is here to shake things up like a cosmic snow globe! Embrace the force, my friends, because we're all in for a wild ride!

Uranus, the planet of change and innovation, is currently 3,051,499,365.280574322 kilometers away (not that anyone's counting), and is beaming its prograde energy straight into Taurus territory. This means that the world of money and material possessions is about to get a futuristic makeover! We might see new currencies pop up faster than a game of whack-a-mole, and banks transforming into something straight out of a sci-fi movie. So, grab your popcorn and 3D glasses, because the financial world is about to enter hyperspace!

On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like Yoda whispering in our ears, "Hmm, materialism, you must let go." It's time to confront our Darth Vader-esque financial fears and break free from the Death Star of debt, taxes, and mortgages. We must use the force to change our relationship with money and material things, or risk being trapped in the dark side.

Now, I know some of you might be tempted to resist these changes like a stubborn Taurean, but let me tell you, there's no stopping the Uranus express! Instead, let's channel our inner Jedi and embrace the transformation. By doing so, we might just find ourselves in a galaxy far, far away, where financial stability and freedom reign supreme. May the force be with you all during this Uranus in Taurus transit!

Pluto

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 40' 32", moving at 0 degrees per day, and is 4458822027km away and approaching.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Neptune in Pisces: A Galactic Message from Darth Vader

Greetings, young padawans and masters of the zodiac! It is I, your intergalactic astrologer, here to inform you that Neptune has entered Pisces! Hark, for this celestial event has the power to awaken your inner Jedi or Sith. *Heavy breathing*

As Neptune travels through the mystical realm of Pisces, 4,458,888,247.513060570km away (yes, I counted), it's like we're all getting a Force push into the cosmic ocean. Embrace your inner Yoda and find the balance between the light side and dark side of your emotions. With Neptune going all prograde on us, it's time to let go of those petty differences – like who shot first, Han or Greedo. *Spoiler alert: it was Han.*

This transit is like a Star Wars movie marathon, urging us to reflect on our own galactic journey and discover what unique contributions we can make to our universe. Are you a natural-born healer like Rey, or perhaps a strategic planner like Grand Admiral Thrawn? Embrace your destiny!

Whether you're feeling called to join the Galactic Empire or the Rebel Alliance, now is the time to hone your spiritual lightsaber skills. Create an Ewok-friendly altar space in your home, meditate on the wisdom of Qui-Gon Jinn, or simply learn how to Force-choke your problems away. Just kidding, that's a Sith move. *Wink*

Neptune in Pisces will support you on this quest, much like R2-D2 and C-3PO in times of need. So, may the Force be with you, and don't forget: always let the Wookiee win.

Pluto

Pluto

Pluto is in Capricorn

Pluto is retrograde at 29 Cap 45' 30", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5069618792km away and approaching.

Pluto Is In Capricorn

Greetings, my cosmic comrades! Gather 'round as I, your nerdy, hippie astrologer, spill the celestial tea on Pluto's retrograde journey through Capricorn. Picture this: a planet 5,069,642,296.565395355km away (give or take a few inches) is about to shake things up, big time. So grab your lab goggles and tie-dye shirts, because we're in for a groovy ride! Now, imagine Pluto as Frodo Baggins from "The Lord of the Rings" and Capricorn as Gandalf the Grey. They're on an epic quest for success, power, and the One Ring to rule them all. The only catch? Their intense focus on their mission might lead them to occasionally ignore the opinions of their fellow Hobbits and Elves. Bummer, right? So, my starry-eyed friends, as Pluto the Hobbit frolics through the realm of Capricorn Gandalf, it's essential to remind ourselves not to morph into Sauron by becoming intolerant of ideas that differ from our own. Pluto's retrograde in Capricorn wants us to conduct our own personal "spring cleaning," or as I like to call it, "cosmic cleansing" (cue the psychedelic music). It's time to toss out those old, negative patterns that have been cluttering up our metaphorical Middle-earth. But here's the twist, my interstellar adventurers: this cosmic cleansing requires some *constructive* destruction. Think of it as a controlled demolition, packed with purpose. So channel your inner Legolas and Gimli, and be deliberate in what you destroy while creating something new, awe-inspiring, and magical. In summary, let's use this Pluto-in-Capricorn energy to focus on our goals, embrace the power of change, and remember to treat our fellow beings with love, respect, and open-mindedness. Peace, love, and cosmic vibes to you all!

Current Planetary Aspects

Current Chart
PlanetPosition
Sun02 Can 31' 12"
Moon09 Vir 45' 14"
Mercury24 Gem 06' 16"
Venus16 Leo 05' 41"
Mars20 Leo 13' 32"
Jupiter08 Tau 04' 29"
Saturn07 Pis 10' 31" R
Uranus21 Tau 23' 56"
Neptune27 Pis 40' 32"
Pluto29 Cap 45' 30" R

Current Planetary Positions

 

Mars

Mars

Mars Square Uranus

Take time out to slow down and stay in control of yourself. You may feel out of control today. You may feel restraint even if none is there. Don't let your impulsiveness and your impatience get the better of you. Accidents are possible around machinery, your car, or around electricity. Be careful and stay alert. Carelessness is your biggest enemy today. This is a time for high anxiety and lots of nervous energy. Get some exercise. Avoid excess stress. Put your energy into something creative, self-expressive and inventive.You prefer to stand out in a crowd than to follow. Watch for a tendency to be stubborn or dogmatic, which can impede your progress in life and cause unnecessary delays or obstacles. You can be very temperamental, but you tend to get over things quickly. You might often be hasty, impatient, and impulsive.Alternate, short interpretations: Mars square Uranus or Mars opposition Uranus: *Intensely restless, dynamic, and energetic, you are always on the go. When you want something, you want it NOW, and you act decisively, impulsively, sometimes hastily and prematurely. Impatient, high-strung, and often nervous and tense, you find it difficult to slow down, pace yourself, or relax. You are fiercely individualistic and independent, self-willed and intolerant of restraints and restrictions imposed by others. You have a reckless disregard for authority and can be extremely rebellious. Cooperating with others is not your strong point! You are often brutally frank and abrupt with people, and can be quite impersonal when you are pursuing a desired goal. You may have an explosive temper when your will is blocked. You have a superabundance of energy and need much personal freedom to do things in your own style and at your own pace.#Your life is peppered with dangerous intersections where you may be physically injured. These very events, however, form the substance of your spiritual path. It takes courage to follow this independent path, and effort to maintain strong relationships as you do so. Intuition can be a great asset.Some Famous People with the Mars in Hard Aspect to Uranus: Squares – Alexander Graham Bell, Catherine Zeta Jones, Patrick Duffy, Johannes Kepler, Madonna, Sissy Spacek Oppositions – Roman Polanski, Regis Philbin, Tyra Banks, Chris Brown, Jackie Gleason, Monica Lewinsky, Arnold Palmer.

Jupiter

Jupiter

Jupiter Sextile Saturn

Progress can be made in business and professional affairs, especially regarding law, politics, education, religion, and travel. A certain seriousness toward career and life direction is evident. Organized expansion into new areas can further your goals. You have a serious minded, responsible attitude toward achieving your long range goals.You have an underlying self-confidence that is based on your belief that life will give you whatever you want if you are willing to work for it. You see the reasonableness in the way that things happen and are willing to invest in yourself. You are very industrious, believing that hard work will bring you progress. You have a taste for material acquisition but are willing to work for what comes to you. — Interpretation from the Indra report.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Jupiter and Saturn have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Jupiter trine Saturn: *You have a good balance between idealism, optimism, and vision for the future on one hand and a realistic sense of what can actually be achieved on the other hand. Your judgment and business sense are usually quite good. You possess patience and the ability to accept limitation and frustration on the way to your goals.Older, more experienced individuals or mentors are likely to play a significant and beneficial role in your life.Jupiter sextile Saturn: *You have the patience and the stamina to realize your visions and bring them down to earth, a fine balance between hard work and realism, and a positive, hopeful spirit. You grow through following systems and plans, and taking one step at a time. Overnight success or instant enlightenment is not what you aim for. Your patient, well-balanced approach gives you credibility with many different types of people, and you are apt to gain an excellent reputation for being able to do big things without overreaching or becoming pretentious.#You have the capacity to endure through the daily grind to find something of spiritual value in your work and relationships. You are happy to spend time in seclusion, studying or meditating.

Notes about Transits

Mars is all about action, and where Mars is in our chart with transits is a place where we are prepared to stand our ground. Mars transits can be really productive, but they can also be angsty, aggressive, and sometimes come from a place of anger. It's important to pay attention to how you direct that energy. Mars transits can last for up to a couple weeks.
Jupiter transits enhance your life with optimism and forward-thinking, and lasting for about a month, give you plenty of time to take advantage. Bigger and better is Jupiter's way of thinking, and should be yours as well.
Saturn transits, on the other hand, are where we get a major reality check, and if we’re not ready for them, they can be pretty rotten. Of course, if we’re prepared and up to the task, Saturn transits can also bring very well-deserved rewards, too. Saturn transits last a bit longer than Jupiter transits—usually 2 months or so at a time, but with retrograde cycles, you could be looking at the same lessons three times over a 6 month period.
The outer planets, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto last for such a long time that they make long-lasting impacts on our lives. In fact, Neptune and Pluto can last for two to three years! Consider their effects, plan accordingly, and make them part of your life for the better.

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