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26 June, 2023
Solar activity was low with C-class flare activity observed this period. Region 3340 (N23W31, Ekc/beta-delta) continued to exhibit growth, especially in the intermediate spot area, while the remaining regions were stable or in decay. A filament located near S55E50 was observed slowly lifting-off over late 24/early 25 Jun with the associated CME directed well off the Sun-Earth line. EIT dimming was observed around 25/2144 UTC in SUVI 195 imagery in the vicinity of Region 3346 (N08W33, Bxo/beta). Analysis is in progress for a potential CME.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
The solar wind environment remained enhanced following CME passage on 24 Jun. Solar wind speeds ranged between 475-550 km/s, total field strength varied between 7-11 nT, and Bz briefly reached -9 nT.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Libra, at 03 degrees, 43' 46", at a velocity of 12.16 degrees per day.
The First Quarter moon is currently 7.3 days old. It is 398825.33 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul, 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Cancer
The Sun is at 04 Can 25' 40", and is 152064283km away and receding.
The Moon is in Libra
The Moon is at 03 Lib 43' 46", and is 398414km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Libra
Greetings, cosmic travelers and stardust enthusiasts! Your trusty astrologer, Michael Garibaldi, is back with another groovy dose of celestial wisdom. Today's focus? The Moon in Libra. So, buckle up and get ready for a stellar journey through the cosmos, with a pit stop at the scales of justice. And remember, we're all about peace, love, and scientific accuracy here. Our lunar companion is currently chilling at a respectable 398,632.991777497km away (give or take a few meters, but who's counting?). It's practically our next-door neighbor in the grand scheme of the universe! But what does it mean for you, my fellow Earthlings? As the Moon pirouettes its way into the harmonious realm of Libra, prepare to be swathed in an aura of balance, and the not-so-subtle urge to negotiate your way through life, relationships, and potentially even that heated debate about whether Babylon 5 is better than Star Trek at your next nerd gathering. Librans rejoice! This lunar alignment is like a cosmic double espresso for your already diplomatic nature. You might even find yourself playing peacemaker between feuding extraterrestrials (or, you know, just your friends bickering over pizza toppings). But it's not just the Librans who get to enjoy this equilibrium extravaganza. Oh no, dear stargazers! We can all tap into this energy like a universal Wi-Fi signal. So whether you're an Aries seeking inner peace or a Capricorn craving collaboration, there's never been a better time to engage in some interstellar diplomacy. But beware, my cosmic comrades! This lunar phase has a sneaky flip side. The pursuit of balance can sometimes tip the scales into indecision. So, while you're weighing the pros and cons of attending that sci-fi convention in full cosplay, remember that sometimes you just have to take a leap of faith and trust the force (or, you know, your gut). So, as you navigate the cosmic tides, remember to channel your inner Moon-in-Libra vibes. Seek harmony, embrace diplomacy, and never be afraid to ask the tough questions - like whether Pluto should regain its planetary status or if we really need another Star Wars prequel. Until next time, fellow space cadets! Keep looking up and may the cosmic forces be ever in your favor!Mercury is in Gemini
Mercury will change from Gemini to Cancer in the next 24 hours.
Mercury is prograde at 28 Gem 22' 27", moving at 2.15 degrees per day, and is 194418911km away and receding.Mercury Is In Gemini
Greetings, Earthlings! Gather 'round, my fellow space cadets, as we embark on a cosmic journey through the celestial skies, where our puny human brains will be enlightened by the wonders of the universe. Buckle up your space boots and adjust your nerdy glasses, for Mercury has landed in Gemini! Now, I'm not saying that the distance between Mercury and us is like trying to count the number of times the Doctor has regenerated – but it's close. At precisely 194,349,628.671465695 kilometers away, this celestial event is happening faster than you can say "TARDIS"! So, before you blink or get trapped in a time loop, let's dive into the cosmic vortex and explore what Mercury in Gemini has in store for us. As Mercury prepares to bid adieu to Gemini and packs its bags for a quick sojourn in Cancer, it's time to channel our inner Time Lords and make the most of this fleeting moment. With Mercury in prograde, the stars are whispering sweet nothings of wisdom and mental agility. You see, my interstellar friends, when Mercury frolics with Gemini, it's like a cosmic dance party where logic and curiosity boogie down to create the ultimate brainwave bonanza. Imagine your synapses firing like the TARDIS taking off, and you'll get the idea. This planetary alignment grants us Earthlings the power to absorb knowledge like K-9 sniffs out danger. So, fellow Whovians, grab your sonic screwdrivers and seize this celestial opportunity! Embrace your inner Gallifreyan and embark on a quest for cosmic knowledge. Engage in mind-expanding conversations, ponder the mysteries of life, and don't forget to laugh at the occasional dad joke – because who doesn't love a good pun about space-time continuum? And remember, in the wise words of the Doctor, "We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?" So, go forth and make the most of this Mercury in Gemini moment before it vanishes like a disappearing TARDIS. Happy time-traveling, and may the cosmic forces be with you!Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 17 Leo 33' 50", moving at 0.72 degrees per day, and is 80045982km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Leo
Hear ye, hear ye, my fellow celestial enthusiasts! The time has come for a cosmic event of grand proportions! Venus, the planet of love and all things sparkly, has strutted its way into the majestic realm of Leo. So grab your telescopes and buckle up for a wild ride through the galaxy of passion, flair, and just a smidge of drama. You see, when our lovely Venus dances with the fiery Leo, it's like a cosmic game of truth or dare - minus the truth part. Our hearts become the playground for bold declarations of affection, playful adventures, and maybe even a tantrum or two (you know, for good measure). And let's not forget that Venus in Leo wants nothing less than to be *adorrrred*. So playing it safe is simply not an option - unless you fancy being left behind in the stardust. Now, dear stargazers, remember that with great cosmic power comes great responsibility. While Venus in Leo may bring out the inner Shakespeare in us all, it also has a knack for stirring up a bit of drama. Feeling underappreciated? You might find yourself roaring like the mighty lion, craving that spotlight once more. But be mindful, my friends, for focusing solely on our own needs may leave us with only one thing: ourselves (and maybe a tub of ice cream). But fear not! For Venus in Leo also brings forth a chance to indulge in the finer things in life. Money becomes the key to unlocking a world of glitz, glamour, and perhaps even a shopping spree or two. However, the true joy lies in showering our loved ones with extravagant tokens of affection. After all, nothing warms the heart quite like seeing their eyes light up brighter than the stars above. So, my fellow space travelers, as Venus waltzes through the dazzling domain of Leo, let us embrace this vibrant energy and rekindle the flames of our relationships. For a life without a dash of excitement and a sprinkle of fun is simply no life at all. May the cosmic force be with you!Mars is in Leo
Mars is prograde at 21 Leo 25' 17", moving at 0.6 degrees per day, and is 326147870km away and receding.
Mars Is In Leo
Alright, my cosmic comrades, gather 'round and let me tell you a tale of the marvelous Mars in Leo! Imagine the red planet doing the cha-cha with the King of the Jungle, sparking creativity and passion like it's nobody's business. Now, I know what you're thinking: "But how does this affect me, oh wise and nerdy astrologer?" Well, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to embark on a journey! You see, Mars is currently 326,106,124.925792754km away (give or take a few millimeters), strutting its stuff in prograde motion. This means our fiery friend is encouraging us all to channel our inner Doctor Who, grab our sonic screwdrivers, and embrace the power of play! After all, life's too short not to have a little fun, right? When Mars joins forces with Leo, it's like getting an intergalactic permission slip to follow your heart, take risks, and pursue your wildest dreams. So dust off those forgotten hobbies, dance like a Dalek, and let your creative juices flow! But beware, my fellow stargazers - with great power comes great responsibility. While Mars in Leo can boost our confidence to astronomical heights, it can also send our egos into a black hole of self-importance. Remember, even the great Time Lord himself needs to stay humble. So if you want admiration, respect, and leadership, make sure you're putting in the work and not just acting the part. Now, we all know that enthusiasm is as contagious as an alien virus, but so is drama. During this Mars in Leo transit, our craving for attention might go supernova, causing some cosmic-sized meltdowns if we don't feel noticed. But fear not, my celestial friends! This is the perfect opportunity to reflect on our egos, find balance, and learn that it's okay to roar with passion, but also purr with contentment. So go forth, my darlings, and embrace this Mars in Leo energy like you're the Doctor regenerating into their next fantastic adventure. Remember to have fun, follow your heart, and keep your ego in check. And most importantly, don't blink - you never know what other cosmic surprises are just around the corner!Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 08 Tau 26' 29", moving at 0.18 degrees per day, and is 815977384km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter in Taurus: A Galactic Journey to Inner Wisdom, Wealth, and Cosmic To-Do Lists
Oh, my frakking stars! Jupiter is hanging out in Taurus – or as we nerdy astrologers like to call it, "Jupi-Taurus." You see, it's not every day that a giant gas ball of wisdom like Jupiter parks its celestial RV in the lush, fertile garden of Taurus. But when it does, you can bet your sweet Cylon circuits that some serious interstellar magic is about to happen. So, grab your lab coat, strap on your safety goggles, and let's dive into this cosmic concoction of growth, patience, and prosperity.
Picture this: Jupiter, the wise, bearded professor of the galaxy, strolls into Taurus' zen den, where spirituality is as abundant as incense smoke. These two forces combine to remind us that, hey, we don't need to scour the universe for enlightenment – we've got our very own spiritual TARDIS within us. All we need to do is shake off those pesky distractions (looking at you, social media) and tap into our inner Yoda. The force has always been with us, young grasshoppers.
Now, when Jupi-Taurus gets down to business, it's like a cosmic superhero montage of achieving dreams and smashing long-term goals. With Jupiter's boundless energy and Taurus' stubborn determination, we're all being handed a universal clipboard with a to-do list that leads to success. But remember, Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither were the Death Stars. Patience is key, my space cadets.
Let's talk cold hard cash because, let's face it, even hippie astrologers need to pay the bills. Jupi-Taurus is like winning the cosmic lottery – with Jupiter's good fortune and Taurus' Midas touch, this celestial combo can bring some serious abundance to those who seek it. So, dust off that piggy bank and get ready for a financial glow-up, Earthlings!
But be warned, dear stargazers: Taurus is known for its love of indulgence (we're not judging; we all deserve a little R&R). When Jupiter, the planet of expansion, waltzes into Taurus' pleasure palace, we might find ourselves saying "yes" more than we should.
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 07 Pis 09' 02", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 1388604461km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Space... the Final Frontier...
These are the voyages of the starship Saturn, as it boldly goes into Pisces territory. My fellow space cadets, gather 'round your cosmic notepads and prepare for an interstellar transmission from Captain James T. Kirk himself.
As Saturn, the wise and disciplined ruler of the cosmos, enters the dreamy realm of Pisces, it's time for us to beam up our inner imaginations. Envision that beautiful planet you've always wanted to write about or the intergalactic business you've dreamed of starting. Inhale deeply and channel the cosmic energies of this mystical transit. But beware, for Saturn's retrograde may cause a disturbance in the force.
Now, I know what you're thinking: "Captain, I don't want Saturn poking around in my dreams!" Well, tough tribbles, my friends. Saturn's presence in Pisces is like your dad barging into your room while you're watching Star Trek reruns in your pajamas. He's here to help, whether you like it or not. So, embrace the Klingon spirit of cooperation and let Saturn guide you through the vast universe of your deepest desires.
However, with Saturn's stern energy infiltrating the Piscean realm of sleep and dreams, you may experience some cosmic turbulence. Space insomnia, anyone? Fear not, my fellow Earthlings. This is the perfect opportunity to practice Vulcan meditation, take a peaceful stroll through the Andromeda galaxy, or indulge in some much-needed stardust napping. Just remember to keep a dream journal close by - you never know when the wisdom of the universe will come knocking.
So, as we embark on this celestial journey with Saturn in Pisces, take a moment to reflect on the immortal words of Spock: "Live long and prosper." Embrace the cosmic lessons of this transit, and may your dreams boldly go where no one has gone before.
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 21 Tau 29' 30", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 3048062252km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: The Cosmic Bull in the Cosmic China Shop
Hold on to your space hats, cosmic comrades, because Uranus is shaking things up in the steady, stable world of Taurus! Imagine a bull in a china shop, but the bull is a celestial giant and the china shop is, well, our entire earthly existence. Taurus loves stability like a cat loves a warm spot in the sun, but Uranus is about to come along and flip the whole solar system like a cosmic trampoline.
During this celestial rollercoaster, the old ways of dealing with money are about to go the way of the dinosaurs and dial-up internet. So buckle up, buttercups, because Uranus's seven-year stint in Taurus will make your piggy bank look more like a Bitcoin wallet. We might witness banks turning into futuristic vending machines, housing markets playing musical chairs, and stock markets doing the Cha-Cha Slide.
On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like a financial Marie Kondo, helping us declutter our lives from the burdens of debt, taxes, and that ever-growing mountain of material possessions. It's time to break free from the gravitational pull of consumerism and embrace a new relationship with our resources. Sure, it might feel like trying to walk on the moon without any gravity boots, but trust me, it's all part of the cosmic plan.
The thing is, my fellow space travelers, resistance is futile. Like trying to push back against a black hole, digging in our heels won't stop the changes Uranus has in store for us. So take a deep breath, hold onto your favorite crystals, and remember: this cosmic shake-up is here to liberate us. By the time Uranus packs its bags and moves on to the next celestial destination, we might just find ourselves in a more stable, secure place than ever before. And who knows, maybe we'll even learn how to do the Moonwalk along the way. Peace, love, and cosmic vibes!
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 40' 53", moving at 0 degrees per day, and is 4453809625km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Well, howdy there, cosmic cowboys and cowgirls! Gather 'round and let me spin you a yarn about the far-out adventures of Neptune in Pisces. Now, this here Neptune fella is currently 4,453,875,666.059127808 (gosh, ain't that a mouthful) kilometers away, but don't you worry, he's still got a powerful message for us all. You see, our ol' buddy Neptune is doin' the cosmic hokey-pokey in the mystical land of Pisces, and it's givin' us all a mighty fine chance to tap into our inner space nerds and emotional hippies. That's right, folks - it's like Star Trek meets Woodstock up in here! As we're floatin' around in this groovy Piscean fog, we suddenly start seein' clearer than a Hubble telescope on a cloudless night. All those teeny-tiny differences between us start lookin' about as important as a speck of space dust on the windshield of Serenity. We'll be findin' ourselves wantin' to come together like a big ol' cosmic cuddle puddle, and the path to wholeness will light up like a supernova. Now's the time to dig deep into your heart and find out what you can bring to the interstellar potluck. Maybe you've got some out-of-this-world ideas, or perhaps you've been hidin' a secret talent for astral projection. Whatever it is, Neptune in Pisces is invitin' you to share it with the universe - no gift is too small or strange! Why not take a trip down spiritual lane and sign up for that crystal healing workshop you've been eyein'? Or set up a little sacred space in your backyard and invite your friends over for a full moon drum circle. The energy of Neptune in Pisces is like a cosmic cheerleader, rootin' for us to find our spiritual groove and share it with the galaxy. So strap on your moon boots and get ready for a wild ride through the stars, my far-out friends. Neptune in Pisces is here to show us the way to unity, and you can bet your lucky meteorite we're gonna have a cosmic good time!Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 29 Cap 43' 01", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5067582387km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Greetings, Earthlings! Your intergalactic astrologer Klaatu here, bringing you far-out news from the cosmos. Get ready to strap on your space boots because Pluto, that lovable dwarf planet, is in Capricorn right now and things are about to get groovy. First of all, let's take a moment to appreciate the fact that our distant cousin Pluto is a whopping 5,067,604,162.413571358 kilometers away! Talk about long-distance relationships, am I right? But hey, Pluto is still making waves in our lives, especially while it's rockin' that retrograde. So, what does it mean when Pluto shakes hands with Capricorn? Well, my star-loving friends, these two celestial bodies are like the ultimate power couple. They've got their eyes on the prize and are all about achieving success. But the downside is that they can be a bit, well, single-minded. As a result, you might find yourself channeling your inner Sheldon Cooper, not really digging other people's ideas. But fear not, my fellow space cadets! Pluto's got a groovy plan for us. See, this funky little planet wants us to ditch those bad vibes and out-of-date patterns that are holding us back. It's time for some cosmic spring cleaning! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility (thanks, Uncle Ben) - so be mindful of what you're tearing down as you build anew. In conclusion, my interstellar amigos, it's time to embrace the transformative energy of Pluto in Capricorn. Keep an open mind, be conscious of your actions, and don't forget to share the love. After all, we're just a bunch of stardust floating through space together. Peace, love, and cosmic harmony, Klaatu, your nerdy astrologer from outer spaceCurrent Planetary Aspects