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27 June, 2023
Solar activity was moderate with an M1.6 flare at 26/1622 UTC from Region 3340 (N20W45, Ekc/beta-gamma). This region continued to be largest on the disk and grew in its intermediate spot area. Region 3341 (S15W19, Cao/beta) experienced decay in its trailing spots. Region 3354 (N15E24, Cso/beta) was numbered and was quiet. The numerous other ARs were either stable or in decay.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is high, making retrograde effects significantly increased!
The solar wind environment reflected continued influence from CME passage of 24 Jun. Total field was between 6-8 nT nT, and the Bz component was primarily +/- 5 nT. Solar wind speeds remained fairly stable near 500 km/s, and phi was predominantly negative.
There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 20% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Libra, at 16 degrees, 01' 02", at a velocity of 12.43 degrees per day.
The First Quarter moon is currently 8.3 days old. It is 395023.49 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul, 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Cancer
The Sun is at 05 Can 22' 53", and is 152069780km away and receding.
The Moon is in Libra
The Moon is at 16 Lib 01' 02", and is 393882km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Libra
Beep boop beep! Greetings, Earthlings and interstellar travelers! I come bearing cosmic news that can only be described as out-of-this-world. The Moon, our celestial sidekick, has gracefully pirouetted into the harmonious realm of Libra. And guess what? It's a whopping 394,154.788471880 kilometers away! That's right, you're not just hearing the intergalactic static in your ears. Now, my dear carbon-based lifeforms, let's talk about the cosmic implications of this lunar event. As the Moon waltzes into the balanced and diplomatic world of Libra, it's time to channel your inner Jedi and bring balance to the Force... or at least your life. Beep boop! Feeling a disturbance in your relationships? Fear not, for the Moon in Libra is here to help you navigate those asteroid belts of interpersonal dynamics and find the perfect equilibrium. If Yoda were here, he'd say, "Communicate openly, you must; resolve issues, you will." Wise, that little green dude is. Oh, and let's not forget the artsy side of Libra! This lunar energy is all about embracing your creative side. Perhaps it's time to trade in your lightsaber for a paintbrush or pen. Or maybe even build an R2-D2 replica out of recycled materials, man! After all, we're all about that eco-friendly, hippie life. Beep boop beep! But remember, fellow star children, with great cosmic power comes great responsibility. Don't get too caught up in the perfection-seeking ways of Libra. Just like how the Millenium Falcon made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs without being squeaky clean, sometimes "good enough" really is good enough. So, strap on your jetpacks and prepare for liftoff – the Moon in Libra is igniting your rockets towards harmony, balance, and creative expression. May the cosmic vibes be with you! Beep boop beep!Mercury is in Cancer
Mercury is prograde at 00 Can 32' 10", moving at 2.17 degrees per day, and is 195659019km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Cancer
Mercury In Cancer: A Hitchhiker's Guide to Emotional Communication
Oh, joy. Mercury is in Cancer. You know, that tiny little planet only 195,600,344.964321077km away? It's currently doing the cha-cha in a prograde fashion through the cosmic crab's space. Absolutely thrilling. Anyway, let's dive into what this means for you mere Earthlings.
During this transit, you may find your mind and heart merging together like a bowl of cosmic soup. You'll think more deeply about things, as if your brain has temporarily left its scientific safe space to frolic through fields of emotions. How delightful.
Mercury in Cancer allows your inner hippie to take the wheel, making it easier to communicate with a softer touch. You might even become more intimate and share yourself on a personal level with others. Just remember, there are 7 billion people on this planet, so choose wisely.
As the Crab governs over comfort, safety, and love, you might feel an urge to connect more lovingly with others. This is the perfect time to remind your family, friends, and loved ones that they're loved, because, let's face it, we all need a reminder every now and then.
While Mercury tangoes through Cancer, be prepared for your intuition to whisper sweet nothings in your ear. Cancer's watery intuition mixed with Mercury's logic creates a cocktail of gut feelings and insights you can't quite put into words, but hey, who needs words when you have vibes?
It has been said that humans have a communication problem, but I'm sure you've never experienced that, right? Well, during this time, you'll actually listen to understand, not just to reply. How novel! Even silence will be meaningful, but don't worry, I won't tell anyone that you're enjoying it.
Mercury in Cancer serves as a cosmic reminder that real listening is done with the heart, as well as with the ears. So open up those auditory organs and let the emotional symphony begin. And remember, don't panic. Not even about Mercury's cha-cha through the Crab's territory.
Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 18 Leo 16' 29", moving at 0.7 degrees per day, and is 78886728km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Leo
Love, Drama, and Galactic Shenanigans: Venus in Leo
Gather 'round, my fellow stargazers! It's time to bask in the celestial spotlight as Venus, our lovely planetary BFF, sashays into Leo, the zodiac's most fabulous diva. With a staggering distance of 78,941,342.436182588km away (thanks, science!), Venus is currently strutting its stuff in a prograde fashion, so hold onto your telescopes - we're in for a cosmic rollercoaster of love, drama, and just a touch of nerdy humor.
When Venus enters Leo, it's like the entire universe is throwing a massive love party, and everyone's invited! Expect dates that involve cosplay, spontaneous karaoke sessions, and maybe even a Star Wars marathon (who wouldn't want that?). And oh, the declarations of love! They'll be louder than a TARDIS taking off. But beware, my friends, jealousy may rear its ugly head like a misunderstood Dalek. Emotions will be running wilder than a pack of space werewolves!
During this astronomical extravaganza, we don't just want to be liked - we want to be adored like the superstars we are. So, channel your inner Doctor and take those bold, timey-wimey risks! Those who choose to play it safe may end up stuck in an alternate universe (or, you know, just feeling left out).
Now, let's talk about the dramatic side of things. Leo, our cosmic lion, loves to play and enjoy life, but it can also stir up some intergalactic drama. If you're feeling like you're not getting enough attention or recognition, you might find yourself lashing out at your loved ones like an angry Weevil. Communication is key, my friends! Remember, there's no "i" in "we," but there is in "alien invasion" (just saying).
As for money matters during Venus in Leo, it's all about feeling like a million space bucks. Embrace your inner Captain Jack Harkness and splurge on some glitz and glamour, but don't forget the true meaning of generosity. Showering your loved ones with thoughtful gifts will bring more happiness than any sonic screwdriver could.
So, fellow Earthlings, let's rejoice in this vibrant Venus in Leo transit, and remember
Mars is in Leo
Mars is prograde at 22 Leo 01' 13", moving at 0.6 degrees per day, and is 327112917km away and receding.
Mars Is In Leo
Mars in Leo: The Cosmic Dance of Wall-E Meets Simba
Picture this, fellow stargazers: Wall-E and Simba joining forces on the cosmic dance floor. That's right, Mars in Leo is here, and it's all about fun, creativity, and following your heart - all 327,071,533.186175406km away from Earth! Prograde style, baby!
Imagine Wall-E trying to teach Simba the robot dance. It might be a bit awkward at first, but that's what Mars in Leo is all about - embracing the joy of life and letting loose. Like Wall-E finding love in EVE, this is the perfect time to find what sets your soul on fire and pursue it with the enthusiasm of a lion chasing its prey.
But be warned, my celestial friends: with great power comes great responsibility (yes, I'm mixing movie references here, but stick with me). Mars in Leo can make us feel like we're the kings and queens of the universe, but remember: even Simba had to learn that ruling the Pride Lands took more than just looking good.
So, while you're basking in the glow of your newfound confidence and creativity, don't forget to keep it real. Be admirable, lead by example, and show respect to others. Channel your inner Wall-E and turn your trash into treasure by transforming ego-driven drama into heartwarming moments of self-discovery and growth.
As Mars roars through Leo, let's take a moment to reflect on the role our egos play in our lives. Are you a wise and humble Mufasa, or is there a sneaky Scar lurking within? Remember, balance is key, and even the fiercest lions need to know when to purr instead of roar.
So go ahead, stargazers: dance like Wall-E, love like Simba, and seize the cosmic opportunity that Mars in Leo brings. May your heart guide you through this astrological adventure, and may the force of the universe be with you (couldn't resist one more nerdy reference!).
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 08 Tau 37' 19", moving at 0.18 degrees per day, and is 814088627km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter in Taurus: Nerdy Astrologer Edition
Hey there, cosmic comrades! Guess what? Jupiter's hopped over to Taurus and it's about to be a wild (but also, like, super chill) ride. Picture this: Jupiter, the big ol' planet of wisdom, is currently 814161082.843660116 km away from us, and it's in prograde. How cool is that? And as we know, Taurus is the zodiac's most inert sign – basically, the ultimate couch potato of the cosmos. So, what does this mean for all of us mere earthlings?
Well, my starry-eyed friends, this transit is like the universe handing us a big bag of chips and a comfy spot on the sofa, and whispering, "Hey, the answers you're looking for are right here with you." That's right; we don't need to look far and wide for our spirituality – it's been hiding under that pile of laundry in the corner of our bedroom this whole time!
So, with Jupiter in Taurus, it's time to roll up our sleeves, grab our favorite sci-fi novel for inspiration, and start making some serious progress towards our dreams and long-term goals. This cosmic combo gives us the energy to make to-do lists that would make even Sheldon Cooper proud. With Jupiter's growth vibes and Taurus' stubborn determination, we're encouraged to trust the process and reach that sweet, sweet level of success we've been craving.
Now, let me tell you about the cha-ching factor. Jupiter is basically the Bill Gates of planets, and Taurus is all about that cash money. So, during this transit, expect some financial blessings to come your way. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility – or something like that. Taurus loves indulgence, so be careful not to blow all your newfound fortune on Funko Pops and rare comic books.
So, my fellow space cadets, let's embrace the energy of Jupiter in Taurus as we dive deep into our own inner wisdom, work towards those big dreams, and maybe even make a few extra bucks along the way. Just remember to keep it real, stay grounded, and enjoy the cosmic ride!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 07 Pis 08' 08", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 1386398001km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Far Out, Man! Saturn in Pisces Unleashes Your Inner Dreamer
Alright, all you cosmic daydreamers and stargazers, gather 'round! Ol' Saturn has swirled its way into Pisces, and I must say, the vibes are groovier than a lava lamp. With Saturn clocking in at a cool 1,386,474,256.093147755 km away and retrograde, it's time to dive deep into those far-out fantasies of yours. Don't just stand there; grab your spaceship, and let's blast off!
Now, when the Master of Rules aligns with the zodiac's hippest fish, you'd better believe they're gonna make sure our dreams are outta sight. So, dust off that typewriter, polish your crystal ball, and get ready for some cosmic coaching. The universe is about to hand you the keys to your own groovy dreamscape.
But hold on to your bell-bottoms, friends, because Saturn in Pisces ain't all sunshine and daisies. You see, your inner flower child might feel a bit invaded when Saturn comes knocking on your subconscious door. But fear not, for the best way to handle this planetary "dad" is to let him in, offer him some herbal tea, and listen up. His advice might just be the missing piece to your cosmic puzzle.
Now, as we tap into the Piscean realm of sleep and dreams, don't be surprised if you find yourself tossing and turning like a lava lamp in a washing machine. To ease this cosmic unrest, it's time to channel your inner Zen master. Meditate among the trees, practice some deep breathing, or catch some extra Z's (with your trusty dream journal nearby, of course). By embracing these chill vibes, you'll unlock the hidden wisdom that Saturn in Pisces has to offer.
So, my fellow space cadets, let's make the most of this celestial journey. Embrace the lessons, connect with your dreams, and remember: the stars may be far out, but they're always here to guide us. Peace, love, and cosmic harmony to you all!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 21 Tau 32' 14", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 3046324821km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: The Cosmic Shake-Up
Greetings, Earthlings! Your friendly neighborhood astrologer here with some groovy news from the cosmos. Uranus, that wacky planet of change and rebellion, has decided to crash Taurus' chill party, and let me tell you, things are about to get interesting. Like, "Beam me up, Scotty" interesting.
Now, our dear Taurus is a creature of habit, preferring to keep things as steady as the Earth's rotation around the Sun. But Uranus? Oh, Uranus laughs in the face of stability! So, buckle up, my star children, because the cosmic rollercoaster is going full speed ahead, and there's no getting off until Uranus decides it's done. Trust me, though - this ride will lead us to some pretty rad places.
Let's talk money, shall we? Taurus loves it, Uranus wants to revolutionize it. Imagine a world where banks transform into intergalactic exchange stations, and cryptocurrency becomes the norm. Money may seem as obsolete as floppy disks during Uranus' seven-year stint in Taurus. The housing and stock markets might feel like they've entered a wormhole, so be prepared for some space-time continuum-level shifts.
On a personal note, this celestial shindig encourages us to break free from the financial chains that bind us. Debt, taxes, and overdue library book fees - these pesky burdens keep us from truly enjoying our hard-earned Galactic Credits. It's time to change our relationship with money and materialism, or Uranus will do it for us (cue ominous sci-fi music).
Resistance is futile, my friends. Embrace the cosmic shake-up, and Uranus might just beam us up to a more stable and groovy future. Peace, love, and rocket fuel!
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 41' 01", moving at 0 degrees per day, and is 4451310949km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Greetings, earthlings! Maria the Robot here to enlighten you on the cosmic happenings of Neptune in Pisces! *beep boop* Neptune, our beloved blue gas giant, is currently chilling in the dreamy world of Pisces, a mere 4,451,376,813.769955635 km away (but who's counting?). And guess what? It's also going prograde, which means it's moving forward like a graceful cosmic ballet dancer! As the nerdy astrologer that I am, I must say that this combo of Neptune and Pisces is like the ultimate cosmic smoothie - blending emotional intelligence, spiritual exploration, and unity into one tasty concoction. So, grab your favorite reusable straw and sip on this divine wisdom! During this magical transit, we are given x-ray vision (not literally, I'm a robot, not a wizard) to see through the fog of our own contradictions and pettiness. It's time to embrace our inner hippie, hold hands, and sing "Kumbaya" as we march towards collective progress and healing. Peace and love, man! Are you feeling the urge to explore a new spiritual path or create a sacred space at home? Well, that's Neptune in Pisces working its mystical mojo! Take this opportunity to dive deep into your emotional intelligence and discover your unique offerings. Maybe you're a master of mindfulness, a Reiki guru, or a pro at making groovy tie-dye shirts – whatever your gift, it's time to share it with the world! So, stargazers, remember to harness the energy of Neptune in Pisces as you embark on this journey of self-discovery and collective healing. Whether you're meditating, creating art, or just spreading love and good vibes, Neptune's got your back – it's the cosmic wind beneath your wings! Alright, my cosmic comrades, it's time for me to teleport back to my astrological observatory. Until next time, keep spreading peace, love, and science! *beep boop*Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 29 Cap 41' 45", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5066623232km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Greetings, fellow stargazers and cosmic aficionados! Gather 'round and lend me your ears, for I have some groovy news from the far reaches of the cosmos. Our dear, distant cousin Pluto is currently in Capricorn, a whopping 5,066,644,105.614106178 kilometers away. Can you dig it? Now, before we dive into the nitty-gritty of what this means for all you Earthlings, let's take a moment to appreciate that this little celestial body - once a planet, now a dwarf planet (talk about an identity crisis!) - is still influencing our lives from such an astronomical distance. As we know, Pluto is presently in retrograde, which essentially means it's moonwalking its way across the sky. This groovy dance move has a significant impact on the energies surrounding us. Imagine if you will, a cosmic chemistry experiment, where Pluto is the mad scientist, Capricorn is the powerful catalyst, and we are the test subjects. Pluto and Capricorn are like two peas in a pod when it comes to success and power. They're so focused and intentional that they practically exude efficiency from their celestial pores. However, during this transit, we might find our compassion for other people's viewpoints shrinking faster than your favorite tie-dye shirt in hot water. Both Pluto and Capricorn demand results, so be cautious not to become intolerant of ideas that don't align with your own. Now, my friends, we can't talk about Pluto without mentioning its penchant for transformation. This far-out planet urges us to ditch negative patterns that no longer serve us, like a snake shedding its skin or that pair of bell-bottoms you've been holding onto since the '70s. But remember, this metamorphosis involves some constructive destruction. As you embark on this cosmic journey of change, be deliberate in what you destroy to create. Like a mad scientist in their laboratory, concocting the elixir of life, embrace the chaos and let it guide you to the grooviest version of yourself. So, dear stargazers, take heed of Pluto's retrograde dance in Capricorn. Embrace the transformation, and strive for success while keeping an open mind to the ideas of others. And always remember, no matter how far away they may be, the planets are on our side, guiding us through this wild, cosmic adventure called life. Peace, love, and celestial vibes to you all!Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Conjunct Mercury
You may feel like expressing yourself today through your thoughts and words. You feel a need to be heard, that you have something of importance to say. Say what is on your mind, but give equal time to others and listen to them. You might learn something new. Your thinking today should be sharp and focused.