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28 June, 2023
Solar activity was moderate with an M1/2B flare at 27/1514 UTC from Region 3340 (N23W58, Eki/beta-gamma). Region 3354 (N12E17, DKi/beta-gamma) exhibited substantial growth this period, developing numerous spots and penumbra on both poles, while producing C-class activity. Region 3355 (S16E65, Hax/Alpha) was numbered, but was otherwise unremarkable.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
The solar wind environment continued to be enhanced this period. Total field averaged near 5 nT, and the Bz component was +/- 5 nT. Wind speeds averaged near 500 km/s. Phi was predominantly negative.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Libra, at 28 degrees, 37' 04", at a velocity of 12.78 degrees per day.
The First Quarter moon is currently 9.2 days old. It is 390616.69 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul, 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Cancer
The Sun is at 06 Can 20' 06", and is 152074604km away and receding.
The Moon is in Libra
The Moon will change from Libra to Scorpio in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 28 Lib 37' 04", and is 388501km away and approaching.Moon Is In Libra
Ladies, Gentlemen, and esteemed celestial beings, gather around! Our dear ol' Moon, the sparkling night-light in our cosmic bedroom, has decided to grace Libra with its presence. Yes indeed, it's currently a whopping 388,813.538433882km away, but hey, who's counting? Now, let's talk about Libra, the sign of balance, justice, and constantly debating where to eat for dinner. As the Moon pops into this constellation, expect some emotional equilibrium to come your way. Finally, you may find the harmony in your feelings that's been as elusive as a politician's tax returns. But wait! There's more! The Moon isn't one to stick around too long. It's got places to be, constellations to visit! In less than 24 hours, it'll shimmy its way into Scorpio. Woah, Nelly! Now, we all know Scorpios - passionate, mysterious, with a sting sharper than a Tweet from yours truly. So, here's my advice: Use this Libra time wisely. Balance your emotions, mediate your conflicts, decide on your dinner plans for once, and brace yourself for the intensity that is Scorpio. It's like going from a peaceful yoga class to a heavy metal concert. But don't worry, you've got this. After all, you're not just stardust, you're superstar dust! And remember my friends, the cosmos are vast, mysterious, and like a good politician... full of hot air and cosmic dust. Until next time, keep looking up.Mercury is in Cancer
Mercury is prograde at 02 Can 42' 38", moving at 2.18 degrees per day, and is 196689741km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Cancer
Hello, star gazers and cosmic voyagers! Let's talk about the kerfuffle happening in the cosmos right now. Mercury is in Cancer, folks, and it's making us feel all the feels... and think about all the thinks. It's like an emotional blender set to puree. Mercury, the planetary chit-chatterbox, has decided to take a vacay in the realm of the cuddly crustacean. Cancer is all about home, comfort, and those fuzzy feelings you get from watching old episodes of "Friends". When Mercury steps into this cozy zone, our communication gets a touch more touchy-feely. We're not just texting "LOL" anymore, we're sending heart emojis and writing sonnets about friendship. So, if you find yourself wanting to hug your mailman or bake cookies for your boss, blame it on Mercury's vacation in Cancerville. This cosmic shift isn't just about expressing love, though. It's about connecting deeper with the people around us. No more small talk about the weather, folks! We're diving into the deep end of the conversation pool. As Mercury dances through Cancer, we are also given the chance to listen – really listen – to our intuition. It's like getting a free upgrade to a 5G connection with your gut feelings. So, don't ignore those hunches or that little voice in your head saying, "Hey, maybe don't eat that third donut." But here's where this cosmic combo really shines: It turns us into stellar listeners. You know how usually we just nod and "mm-hmm" while mentally planning our dinner? Not with Mercury in Cancer. We're listening with our hearts now, folks. And you'd be surprised at how much you can hear when you're really paying attention. So, dear cosmic cadets, as Mercury continues its journey through Cancer, remember: words are powerful, but silence can be even more so. Use this time to connect, communicate, and listen - with your heart. As your friendly neighborhood astrologer, I say, embrace the mushy feelings and let's make the universe a more loving place!Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 18 Leo 58' 07", moving at 0.69 degrees per day, and is 77733341km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Leo
Venus in Leo: The Cosmic Soap Opera
Well, stardust lovers, it's time to dust off those old sequins and let your inner diva roar because Venus, the celestial goddess of love and beauty, has parked her spaceship in Leo's fiery backyard. And let me tell you, that gal knows how to throw a cosmic party!
Prepare for a stellar soap opera, because when Venus sashays into Leo's domain, she brings all the theatrics. Imagine your love life as a science experiment involving combustible elements... Yeah, that's Venus in Leo for you!
But listen, it's not just about being adored. It's about being ADORED! It's about grand gestures and romantic heroics that'd make even the most stoic Vulcan blush. So strap on your metaphorical jetpacks, folks, because playing it safe is so last transit.
Now, let's be clear here, Leo is the zodiac's drama king. This celestial lion doesn't roar for nothing. If you're feeling a bit neglected or unappreciated, you might find yourself lashing out like a mad scientist whose experiment went awry. Remember, love isn't a solo rocket ride to Mars; it's about sharing the journey.
And speaking of sharing, your wallet might start to feel a bit lighter. Venus in Leo treats money like a prop in a lavish Broadway show. It's all about the glitter, glitz, and glamour. So while you're living la vida Leo, remember that generosity is key. Sure, treating yourself feels good, but surprising someone with a thoughtful gift? That's the stuff of interstellar happiness.
In the end, let Venus in Leo re-energize your relationships, and remind you that a life without a little fun and excitement is like a black hole — devoid of light. So go ahead, let your love light shine!
Mars is in Leo
Mars is prograde at 22 Leo 37' 11", moving at 0.6 degrees per day, and is 328069848km away and receding.
Mars Is In Leo
Mars in Leo: The Cosmic Roar
Alright stargazers, gather round, grab your telescopes (or even your binoculars) and let's tune into the cosmic radio! Currently, Mars, that feisty, fiery planet is having a grand ol' time in Leo, the king of the jungle. And believe me, it’s as if a rockstar has just taken the stage with a lion cub. Imagine that for a moment, won’t you?
Now, Mars in Leo is like a cosmic pep rally, where everyone is encouraged to add a dash of enjoyment to their life. You know the saying, "all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." Well, when Mars is in Leo, Jack gets a makeover, learns how to juggle flaming torches, and joins the circus. It's a time to not just spot joy in the daily grind, but to flip the script and make joy the main event.
Also, while Mars is gallivanting through Leo, it's the perfect time to listen to that little ol' muscle in your chest - your heart that is, not your pectoralis major. Leo rules the heart, and when Mars is in town, it's like open mic night at the biggest poetry slam in the universe. So grab that mic and spill your inner passions out into the cosmos.
Wait, hold up. Before you get too carried away, let me remind you of the dark side of this planetary pantomime. Mars in Leo can give us the impression we've each got our own personal spotlight, and when we don't get the standing ovation we expect, we might throw a tantrum worthy of a misbehaving starlet. We might also fall into the trap of thinking we deserve rewards without putting in the effort. So remember, fellow celestial travelers, before you demand respect, make sure you're giving it too.
Oh, and one more thing: while Mars is in Leo, drama spreads faster than a supernova in a gas cloud. This charismatic combo has the tendency to make us feel like we're starring in our own soap opera. But don’t worry, it's all just part of the cosmic dance.
So what's the takeaway from this celestial shindig? It's simple really. Mars in Leo gives us a chance to reflect on the size of our egos and the roles they play in
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 08 Tau 48' 04", moving at 0.18 degrees per day, and is 812182831km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Greetings, cosmic voyagers! Today's astrological forecast is brought to you by Jupiter, that big ol' ball of gas, currently doing the celestial samba in Taurus' corner of the cosmos. Fun fact: right now, it's exactly 812255930.552214622 km away. I measured. Twice. Now, Jupiter is known as the Einstein of the planetary party, always encouraging us to ponder life's mysteries, while Taurus is more like the cosmic couch potato, quite content to remain in one place. When these two team up, it's like a spiritual retreat in the comfort of your own mind. No need for yoga pants or green smoothies - just tap into that dormant wisdom that's been snoozing amidst the chaos of your day-to-day. Jupiter's vacation in Taurus is like a motivational speaker urging you towards your dreams. It's time to bust out those to-do lists and start ticking off items like an overcaffeinated secretary. With Jupiter's growth spurt enthusiasm and Taurus' stubborn determination, we're being advised to trust the process and aim for tangible success. Life could become a veritable prosperity piñata with Jupiter in Taurus. Jupiter is the cosmic lottery ticket, while Taurus is the Wall Street tycoon of the zodiac. When these energies combine, there's potential for a cosmic cash explosion. It's a prime time to take a peek at your financial situation and spot those growth opportunities. But let's not forget, Taurus loves the good life and isn't shy about indulgence. When Jupiter, the planet of "more, more, more!" hangs out with Taurus, there's potential for some serious cosmic gluttony. Keep a keen eye on the difference between wants and needs during this transit, otherwise you might find yourself in a celestial food coma. So buckle up, space cadets, because it looks like we're in for a journey loaded with deep thoughts, grand plans, possible prosperity, and a hefty dose of self-control. As they say in the cosmos, "May the force of Jupiter in Taurus be with you".Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 07 Pis 07' 09", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 1384211619km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn in Pisces: The Nerdy Hippie's Guide
"Open the pod bay doors, HAL." Nope, it's not 2001: A Space Odyssey, but you've got Saturn playing HAL-9000, and Pisces is your spacecraft. Buckle up, space cadets, it's about to get cosmic!
First things first, if you've been daydreaming about writing a novel or launching a unicorn startup, now's the time to stop dreaming and start doing. Take a deep breath, clear your mind, and ask the universe what to do next. Then grab a notepad, because Saturn in Pisces is like having a cosmic life coach.
Now, I won't sugarcoat it, this isn't going to be as easy as pie. Saturn in Pisces is more like quantum physics than home ec. We're talking about the master of rules hanging out in the mystic realm of the zodiac, so things are gonna get real. This is like your dad entering your room to clean up, even though you clearly have a sign that reads: "Alien Life Forms Only!"
Don't freak out and pull a HAL on me, saying, "I'm sorry, human, I can't do that." Instead, hear old Saturn out. He's got wisdom to share. His advice might be as welcome as a pop quiz in astrophysics, but trust me, it's going to be helpful.
With all this introspective energy, you might feel like you're floating in the vacuum of space. You could get restless, or sleep as fitfully as if you've just watched a sci-fi horror marathon. So, my advice? Meditate like a Zen monk, walk in nature like a true tree-hugger, or nap like a cat on a sunny windowsill. Make sure to have your dream journal ready - you never know when inspiration might strike from the cosmos!
Remember, Saturn in Pisces is a unique cosmic event, like finding water on Mars, or spotting an alien in IKEA. So, embrace the nerdy, the hippie, and the science-loving part of you, and let's boldly go where no man has gone before!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 21 Tau 34' 56", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 3044558446km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Howdy, stargazers! Now, let me tell you something wild about the cosmos. It's like a cosmic rodeo out there! Uranus, that quirky, electric cowboy of a planet, has saddled up in Taurus, the most bull-headed of all signs. Now, Taurus is a creature of habit, likes a good pasture, and is as steady as they come. But here comes Uranus, doing somersaults on a hoverboard, yelling "Yeehaw!" and firing off fireworks. You see the problem? It's like trying to get your grandpa to use a smartphone - inevitable, but not without its challenges. But there's more! Uranus is also the Bill Gates of the solar system, always coming up with revolutionary ideas. And Taurus? Well, Taurus loves money like I love a good space western. So, expect some sci-fi level changes in how we handle those precious credits. Bitcoin, Dogecoin, Cowcoin, who knows what's next? On a personal level, this celestial hoedown is all about breaking free from the financial shackles. Debts, taxes, credit card interest, rent, and mortgages - they're like space pirates stealing your hard-earned treasure. But Uranus in Taurus has got your back, saying, "It's time for a jailbreak, folks!" We're being nudged, nay, shoved to change our relationship with money and materialism. We can't just stick our heads in the sand like an ostrich (or a really confused dodo). Resisting won't help; it's like trying to argue with gravity. So, buckle up, space cowboys and cowgirls! The ride might be a bit bumpy, but remember, in the end, these changes could land us in a place of greater stability, like finding a quiet, peaceful planet after a long stint in the black. And who knows? Maybe that new place will have some shiny new opportunities!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 41' 07", moving at 0 degrees per day, and is 4448818163km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Well, hello there, star gazers and celestial voyagers! Have you heard the intergalactic gossip? Yes, our cosmic compadre Neptune has parked its cosmic caboose in Pisces. Now, that's like parking a Starship Enterprise in a hippie commune. Talk about a cosmic mismatch! But, here's the twist. Neptune, that blue-ish, far-out dude, who lives a cool 4,448,883,862.857047081 kilometers away (give or take a few kilometers, you know how traffic can be on the Milky Way), is currently doing the prograde boogie. That's like moonwalking, but with less Michael Jackson and more, you know, actual moons. Now, what does this mean for us humble Earthlings, you ask? Well, let's dive deep into the cosmic soup, shall we? Neptune in Pisces is like putting on a pair of rose-colored glasses - only they're not just rose, they're every color of the rainbow, and then some colors that haven't been invented yet. Suddenly, those petty squabbles seem as insignificant as a speck of stardust, and the magic of unity shines brighter than a supernova. Think of it as a cosmic call to arms, or rather, a call to hearts. It's time to dust off those dreams and ideas that have been gathering cobwebs in the corners of your mind. It's time to put them out there in the universe, because guess what? The universe is ready to RSVP with a big, resounding "YES!" Feeling spiritually parched? This is the perfect time to drink from the fountain of wisdom, whether it's enrolling in that meditation course that’s been sitting in your online cart, or simply creating your own zen corner at home where you can connect with the sacred within you. And remember, this isn't just about self-enlightenment. Neptune in Pisces is urging us to share our light with others. So, go ahead, be the cosmic lighthouse that guides others through their own foggy seas. After all, we're all stardust, baby! Until next time, keep your eyes on the skies, and your heart in the stars.Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 29 Cap 40' 29", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5065703786km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto In Capricorn: The Nerdy Hippie Astrologer’s Take
Alright, star gazers, grab your telescopes and your favorite pair of flared jeans because we're talking about Pluto in Capricorn. Yep, that's right, the icy dwarf planet that's been causing an identity crisis within the scientific community for years now ("Is it a planet? Is it not a planet? Make up your mind, astronomers!") has decided to chill out (literally—it's -375°F out there) in the ambitious sign of Capricorn.
Now, when these two get together, they're like a super-focused, power-hungry dynamic duo. Think Batman and Robin, but with more celestial bodies and less spandex. Together, they're all about getting things done, even if that means occasionally side-eying any ideas that aren't their own. So, as we traverse this cosmic transit, remember to keep an open mind. Not everyone thinks that Pluto should have been demoted, after all.
But here’s the real kicker: Pluto is in retrograde. That's right, folks, our distant friend is moonwalking across the heavens, prompting us to reconsider our old habits and patterns. Think of it as cosmic spring cleaning—out with the old, in with the new. Just make sure what you're tossing out isn't something you'll need later. Like, say, a warm coat if you're planning a visit to the ninth planet...or dwarf planet...or whatever scientists are calling it these days.
So, buckle up space travellers. This time of celestial restructuring might be a bumpy ride, but remember, every successful rocket launch requires a little bit of chaos. Aim for the stars, even if they're 5 billion kilometers away, and don't forget to laugh along the way. Because in the grand scheme of the universe, we're all just tiny specks on a blue dot, trying to figure out if Pluto is still a planet.
Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Conjunct Mercury
You may feel like expressing yourself today through your thoughts and words. You feel a need to be heard, that you have something of importance to say. Say what is on your mind, but give equal time to others and listen to them. You might learn something new. Your thinking today should be sharp and focused.