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29 June, 2023
Solar activity was moderate with an M1.9 flare at 28/0844 UTC from Region 3340 (N23W72, Eai/beta-gamma). Region 3354 (N14W03, Ekc/beta-gamma-delta) produced a C5 flare and continued to exhibit growth in overall size as well as spot count. Additionally, delta signatures formed in the intermediate and trailer penumbra. Region 3348 (S33W19, Bxo/beta) also managed a C5 flare during the period.
The solar kp index is unsettled, with retrograde effects slightly enhanced. The solar wind speed is high, making retrograde effects significantly increased!
The solar wind environment continued to trend toward nominal levels. Total field averaged near 5-6 nT, and the Bz component was +/- 5 nT. Solar wind speeds gradually decreased from ~500 to ~445 km/s. Phi was predominantly negative.
There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Scorpio, at 11 degrees, 36' 23", at a velocity of 13.2 degrees per day.
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.2 days old. It is 385815.8 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul, 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Cancer
The Sun is at 07 Can 17' 18", and is 152078793km away and receding.
The Moon is in Scorpio
The Moon is at 11 Sco 36' 23", and is 382593km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Scorpio
Hold onto your telescopes, stargazers! The Moon has just moved into Scorpio like a stealthy ninja in the night. Now, I know what you're thinking - "The Moon in Scorpio? Isn't that like mixing peanut butter and jalapenos?" Well, you're not totally off base. It's more like adding hot sauce to chocolate ice cream - it’s an odd combo, but it has its fans. So, what does this mean for us mere Earth-dwellers? First off, let's get scientific, shall we? With the Moon chilling at a whopping 382924.502085879km away, it's not like you'll be needing SPF 1000 or anything, but you might want to keep your emotions in check. Scorpio's influence can make emotions run as deep as the Mariana Trench. That's right, folks, we're talking James Cameron-level depths here. So, if you find yourself crying over spilt milk or laughing hysterically at a knock-knock joke, blame it on the cosmos! But hey, don't start building your lunar escape pod just yet! This celestial setup also brings a dose of Scorpio's famous intensity and passion. It's a great time to channel that energy into something creative, like knitting a scarf for your pet iguana or finally starting that blog about the hilarious parallels between quantum physics and sitcom plotlines. In conclusion, while the Moon is hanging out with Scorpio, remember to take everything in stride, even if you feel like you're on an emotional rollercoaster on Pluto. After all, it’s just the universe doing its thing, and we're all along for the ride. Keep your seatbelts fastened, folks! The stars have a wicked sense of humor.Mercury is in Cancer
Mercury is prograde at 04 Can 53' 31", moving at 2.18 degrees per day, and is 197506741km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Cancer
Mercury In Cancer: The Astral Shell Game
Get ready to put on your emotional water wings, folks, because Mercury has set up camp in Cancer. Now, let's not freak out. This isn't like the time we found out Pluto wasn't a real planet (still not over it). Mercury in Cancer is like a cosmic emotional support animal - it nudges us to dig deeper, think harder, and connect more intimately. It's like a rom-com for your heart and brain!
Cancer, our favorite celestial crab, is all about the feels. It’s the fuzzy slippers of the zodiac, always seeking comfort, safety, and love. When Mercury, our chatty planetary pal, drops by for a visit, it's like a cosmic group hug. We're not just sending "u up?" texts at 2 AM, we're actually telling people how much we care. We're basically turning into giant, walking Hallmark cards.
During Mercury's astral sleepover in Cancer, we get to flex our intuitive muscles. And no, I'm not talking about your gut feeling that there's one more slice of pizza in the fridge. This is more about tapping into the subconscious stuff, the inklings and whispers that you usually ignore while you're doom-scrolling on Twitter. This is our chance to make Dr. Spock proud and embrace the logic of our instincts.
You know that weird human thing where we listen just to respond, not to understand? Well, Mercury in Cancer is here to flip that script. It's time to zip it, tune in, and really listen. Not just with our ears, but with our hearts too. And yes, I know how that sounds. But don't knock it till you try it. Even the silence can be loud if we’re tuned in. So, let's lean into this astrological plot twist and become the best listeners in the galaxy. Who knows what we might hear?
Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 19 Leo 38' 43", moving at 0.67 degrees per day, and is 76586278km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Leo
When Venus Takes a Trip to Leo
Grab your interstellar popcorn, folks! Our celestial drama queen Venus has just strutted into the fiery realm of Leo, and boy oh boy, is it going to be a show. Now, picture this: Venus, the goddess of love, draped in a sparkling cape of stardust, taking center stage in the cosmic theater. And Leo, the ultimate show-off of the zodiac, rolling out the red carpet, ready for the performance of a lifetime. You do the math, my star-gazing buddies.
This is not a time for whispering sweet nothings under the stars. Oh no, we're entering the era of love proclamations amplified by megaphones, billboards declaring undying devotion, and skywriters spelling out proposals. Leo's flamboyant energy coupled with Venus's love vibes turns up the heat, setting the stage for passion-fueled grand gestures, and maybe even a little bit of drama (because what's a show without a plot twist?).
But beware, dear stargazers, as this cosmic alignment can also make us a tad bit... self-centered. Remember the wise words of a certain intergalactic captain, "You can't take the sky from me." Well, swap 'sky' with 'spotlight' and you've got the gist of Venus in Leo. It's easy to forget there's no 'I' in 'we', so try not to hog all the limelight, or you might end up dancing solo.
Now let's talk cold hard space credits, because Venus in Leo doesn't just influence our love lives, but also our pockets. This transit is less about saving for a rainy day and more about splurging on intergalactic glitter boots because they make you feel like a rockstar. But remember, Leo's heart is as big as a supernova. So while treating yourself is fun, showering others with extravagant gifts can be just as satisfying, if not more.
So strap in and enjoy the ride, because Venus in Leo is a cosmic rollercoaster of love, drama and generosity that can add some much-needed color to your life. Just remember to keep an eye out for any black holes of ego and extravagance.
Mars is in Leo
Mars is prograde at 23 Leo 13' 12", moving at 0.6 degrees per day, and is 329018660km away and receding.
Mars Is In Leo
Mars in Leo: A Playful Dance in the Stars
Blast off! Mars has just parked its red, dusty self in the celestial territory of Leo. Picture if you will, a cosmic game of interstellar Twister. Mars is that reckless cousin who always spins right hand red and then proceeds to do a backflip onto the board, knocking over Grandma's prized vase in the process. That's Mars in Leo for you.
Now, we all know Leo, that grandiose lion, is the life of every planetary party. So when Mars, the celestial hot-head, comes a-knocking, it's like throwing a supernova into a star-studded shindig. You can bet your last Saturn ring that things are about to get interesting.
If you're feeling a sudden urge to break out your disco shoes and dance like no one's watching, thank Mars in Leo. This is a time for joy, creativity, and letting your inner child run wild. Remember, all work and no play makes Jack a dull astronaut. Don't be a dull astronaut.
But here's the kicker - with Mars in Leo, it's easy to get caught in a cosmic conundrum of overconfidence. It’s like thinking you can use a black hole as a shortcut without getting spaghettified. Sure, you’ve got the swagger of a solar flare, but remember to keep your feet on Terra Firma. Be like Pluto, humble, lovable, and doesn’t mind being demoted from planet to dwarf planet.
This transit also comes with a side order of drama. You might feel like a star craving the spotlight, and when you don't get it, well, let's just say it's like a supernova feeling neglected. But remember, every planet in our galaxy, big or small, hot or cold, gaseous or rocky, has its own unique role to play. Be patient, your time to shine will come.
In this cosmic dance, Mars and Leo are teaching us a valuable lesson. Ego, like a shooting star, can be beautiful, but if it gets too big, it can turn into a meteor shower of epic proportions. So relish this opportunity to reflect, balance and remember to take your ego with a pinch of interstellar dust.
And remember, folks, space might be a vacuum, but life doesn’t have to suck.
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 08 Tau 58' 43", moving at 0.18 degrees per day, and is 810260360km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Alright, space cadets! Buckle up your asteroid belts because we're cruising straight into the cosmos today. Your cosmic GPS? Oh nothing big, just Jupiter parked in Taurus, or as I like to put it, 'the universe's way of telling us to chill out and smell the space roses.' First off, quick fact: Jupiter (the king of wisdom and deep-thought provoking conversations) and Taurus (the zodiac's most chillaxing sign), together are like the ultimate sci-fi duo - think a cosmic Spock and Kirk. They remind us that wisdom isn't some esoteric concept you find at the bottom of a black hole, it's right here, within us, probably hiding behind that last piece of dark matter chocolate you've been saving. With Jupiter in Taurus, you've got a golden ticket to make the Kessel Run towards your dreams. It's like having your own personal droid, buzzing around with practical to-do lists and nudging you towards the finish line. Just remember, this isn't a hyper-space sprint, it's a warp-speed marathon. So, take your time, trust the process, and beam up those triumphs one by one. Plus, let's talk about money, honey! Jupiter is the planet of good luck, and Taurus is the zodiac’s Wall Street tycoon. So, expect some cosmic dividends rolling in. Ever wondered what Scrooge McDuck feels like diving into his vault? This could be your chance! Just keep an eye on that financial warp core and make sure it doesn't go critical. But here's the deal, Taurus has a notorious love for the finer things in life. We're talking gourmet food replicators, high-end starship models, the works. Now, imagine that doubled with Jupiter's expansive influence. Yes, my friend, you might be tempted to go a bit supernova in the indulgence department. But remember, the key to surviving this transit is patience. Don't let impulse purchases teleport you into debt! So, in summary, Jupiter in Taurus is like a galactic party where wisdom, patience, and prosperity are the VIP guests. With this cosmic alignment, you're bound to hit warp 9.9 to success. Live long and prosper, folks!Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 07 Pis 06' 04", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 1382045965km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
The Saturn in Pisces Space Opera
Whoa, Star Wars fans! Saturn, the Darth Vader of our solar system, is hanging out with sweet little Pisces. Picture it: Darth Vader doing yoga and meditating in a serene, intergalactic lake filled with peaceful, alien fish. Yes, that's exactly what's happening. Cue the dramatic John Williams score!
Our cosmic taskmaster Saturn, just like Vader, has a reputation for being stern and rule-driven. But when he swipes right on Pisces' dreamy profile, we get a surprising mix. It's like if Leia decided to ditch the rebellion and open an artsy café on Tatooine. So yeah, time to dust off that dream of yours, whether it's penning the next great space opera or creating a perfect droid. Saturn in Pisces wants you to turn those dreams into reality!
These two celestial bodies are teaming up to help us make our dreams come true, but let's not forget who we're dealing with. Saturn isn't going to tiptoe around your feelings. He's a bit like that parent who insists on cleaning your room even though you've got a "No Imperial Stormtroopers Allowed" sign on the door. You might feel defensive, but remember, Saturn has your best interest at heart. He's just all about the 'tough love'.
With Vader, I mean Saturn, in the realm of dreams, you may experience some restless nights akin to Luke Skywalker's Dagobah nightmares. But don't panic! Channel your inner Yoda and cultivate calmness. Meditate, take long Ewok-like walks in nature, or practice your Jedi breathing techniques. And don't forget to catch those Zzz-3POs, because a well-rested Jedi is a victorious Jedi.
So, let the Force guide you through this Saturn in Pisces transit. And remember, as Leia would say, "It's not over yet." It's just the beginning of a new, exciting chapter in your galactic journey.
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 21 Tau 37' 36", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 3042763613km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus In Taurus: A Cosmic Comedy
Alright, my star-seeking comrades, strap on your rocket boots and adjust your spectacles, because we're embarking on a cosmic journey with Uranus in Taurus. Now, I know Taurus prefers things as steady as a Vulcan's pulse, but Uranus is here to shake things up like a warp core breach!
Taurus, the celestial bull, likes its space pasture just-so. But Uranus, that rowdy planet of change, is about to charge through like a rampaging tribble! Imagine Captain Janeway after her third cup of coffee, and you'll have an idea of what's coming. Resistance, as the Borg would say, is futile.
Now, Taurus has a bit of a reputation as a cosmic accountant. It's all about the money, honey. So, with Uranus in the mix, we're looking at a financial revolution of intergalactic proportions. We might see new forms of currency popping up - perhaps Federation credits will finally take off. Traditional banking could be as outdated as a Starfleet uniform from the 23rd century. And the housing and stock markets? Hold onto your phasers, because they're in for a wild ride.
On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is all about freeing us from the Ferengi-like grip of money. Debts, taxes, credit card interest - it’s like being trapped in a Holodeck with a malfunctioning program. We’re talking a total overhaul of our relationship with material possessions. We might even start considering replicators over real possessions.
So, folks, it's time to boldly go where no one has gone before. Digging in our heels won’t stop these changes from happening any more than a red shirt can stop a phaser blast. Embrace the changes, and you might find yourself in a better, more stable place - like the bridge of the USS Voyager! Remember, in the vast expanse of the universe, change is the only constant.
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 41' 11", moving at 0 degrees per day, and is 4446331982km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
"Hear ye, hear ye, space voyagers and cosmic wanderers! Set your warp drives to maximum chill, for Neptune has entered the dreamy realm of Pisces. Now, if you're a Vulcan, you might be thinking, "Neptune's prograde motion is logically irrelevant to my life." But come on, even Spock had a soft spot for a good nebula. As Neptune, our beautiful blue planet, roughly 44 billion kilometers from Earth (give or take a few lightyears), cozies up in the water sign Pisces, it's as if the universe is giving us a celestial prescription for rose-colored glasses. And by the power of my pointy ears, you're gonna love what you see. Thanks to this Piscean influence, we’ll start noticing how useless it is to bicker over who left the replicator on or whose turn it is to clean the holodeck. Instead, we'll see the beauty in unity, the power in understanding, and the undeniable logic in sharing a universal sense of compassion. This astral alignment is like a friendly Starfleet officer, urging us to explore strange new worlds within ourselves. It's about discovering our own unique gifts, our inner Captain Picards, if you will. Maybe you'll finally read that Vulcan philosophy book you've been avoiding or create a sacred space in your quarters where you can really connect with the universe – who knows, maybe even engage in a little Vulcan meditation! But the real magic happens when we take these insights and share them with our crewmates. Neptune in Pisces is like a cosmic thumbs-up, reminding us that we're all in this starship together. So, dust off your tricorder, adjust your Starfleet uniform, and prepare to boldly go where no man, woman, or extraterrestrial has gone before. Welcome to the age of Neptune in Pisces, space cadets. Make it so!"Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 29 Cap 39' 12", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5064824314km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Alright folks, strap on your space boots and grab your telescopes because Pluto, our beloved dwarf planet, has decided to take a little vacation in Capricorn - a mere 5064843421.794311523km away, but who's counting? Now, you might be thinking, "Hey, I thought Pluto was demoted. Why are we still talking about it?" Well, my dear friends, just because Pluto is smaller doesn't mean it's not packing a punch. Trust me, I've met Chihuahuas with more attitude than a Great Dane. Now, Pluto and Capricorn are like that intense power couple that always seems to be crushing their goals. They're like the Beyoncé and Jay-Z of the celestial world. Together, they're all about success, power, and getting things done. But, you know what they say about too much of a good thing, right? Be careful, because these two might make you a bit too focused, a bit too driven, and maybe even forgetting to consider others' feelings. It's like when you're so engrossed in your favorite sci-fi novel that you forget to feed your cat. Sure, you're having a great time, but Mr. Fluffy isn't too happy about it. Pluto, the cosmic declutterer, wants us to drop the dead weight, to say goodbye to the patterns that don't serve us anymore. Think of it like spring cleaning for the soul. But remember, this isn't a demolition derby. You've got to be as precise as a Star Trek Vulcan playing Jenga. So, let's make the most of this astrological event, shall we? Let's channel the strength of Pluto in Capricorn to reach our goals, but let's not forget to factor in the feelings of those around us. Because, let's face it, nobody likes a cosmic bulldozer. And remember folks, in space, no one can hear you scream... but they can definitely hear you apologize. So, keep it kind, keep it funny, and keep looking up!Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Conjunct Mercury
You may feel like expressing yourself today through your thoughts and words. You feel a need to be heard, that you have something of importance to say. Say what is on your mind, but give equal time to others and listen to them. You might learn something new. Your thinking today should be sharp and focused.