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4 July, 2023
Solar activity was at high levels. Region 3354 (N16W72, Fkc/beta-gamma-delta) produced the strongest event of the period, a long-duration, X1 event that began at 02/2314 UTC and was still in progress at M5 levels as the period began. Associated with this event was a 5 minute long, 200 sfu Tenflare. Region 3354 appeared to be decaying in its leader and trailing spots, whereas its intermediate area grew slightly. There still appears to be a weak delta within its intermediate spots. Region 3358 (S13E29, Dai/beta) produced an M1 flare at 03/0653 UTC. Slight growth was observed in Regions 3357 (S07E05, Dao/beta), 3358, and 3359 (S22E26, Dso/beta). The rest of the spotted regions were either stable or in decay.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters diminished to nominal levels. Solar wind speed decreased from approximately 450 km/s to near 380 km/s. Total IMF strength was primarily 5-7 nT, with mainly weak Bz component deviations. The phi angle was predominantly positive.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Capricorn, at 22 degrees, 59' 25", at a velocity of 15.05 degrees per day.
The Full moon is currently 15.7 days old. It is 365334.75 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul, 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Cancer
The Sun is at 12 Can 03' 15", and is 152091528km away and receding.
The Moon is in Capricorn
The Moon will change from Capricorn to Aquarius in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 22 Cap 59' 25", and is 360524km away and approaching.Moon Is In Capricorn
Well, hello there, my celestial comrades! It's time to sync up those quantum watches because we're about to take a cosmic joyride into the astrological abyss. The Moon has currently taken residency in the earnest and disciplined sign of Capricorn, and let me tell you, it's about as exciting as a Klingon poetry reading. Situated approximately 360590.184383057km away (but who's counting, right?), our lunar neighbour is making its presence felt in the realm of the humble sea-goat. Now, I know what you're thinking, "A sea-goat? Really? Is that like a mermaid for goats?" To which I respond, "No, silly, it's more like a goat-fish hybrid. But enough with the zoological crossbreeding, let's get back to your cosmic forecast." Moon in Capricorn is all about focus, discipline, and responsibility. So, if you've been putting off your taxes, sorting your recycling, or picking up that underwear off the floor, now's the time to do it. It's like your personal cosmic life coach shouting, "Get your act together!" But not to worry, it's all done with love and a hint of sardonic humor. As the Moon prepares to moonwalk its way from Capricorn to Aquarius in the next 24 hours, you might feel a shift, like switching from decaf to a double shot espresso, or from Battlestar Galactica reruns to the latest episode of Rick and Morty. It's a transition from the practical to the unpredictable. So strap on your jetpacks and prepare for the journey. And remember, just because the moon looks like a giant wheel of cheese, doesn't mean you should take a bite. That's no gouda for anyone. Stay weird, stay wild, and keep reaching for the stars! Or at least the remote control.Mercury is in Cancer
Mercury is prograde at 15 Can 44' 60", moving at 2.14 degrees per day, and is 198427212km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Cancer
Oh, dear oh dear! It seems Mercury has decided to make its vacation in the sultry, sea-soaked sign of Cancer. This planet, which is quite literally 198,443,192.740341455 kilometers away from you, has taken a turn for the...crabby. It's like a cosmic sitcom, isn't it? The swift-footed planet of communication, all logic and facts, has stumbled into the arms of the moon-child, Cancer. Imagine Sheldon Cooper from 'The Big Bang Theory' suddenly developing a taste for hippie love-ins! This transit is sure to stir up some intriguing emotional concoctions. Cancer, as we know, is all about that homey, cozy vibe. It's like that friend who always has hot cocoa ready and insists on a group hug every five minutes. So, with Mercury in Cancer, expect your communications to have a bit more sappiness than usual. You might find yourself sending "I love you" texts even to your tax consultant. And if you find yourself using emojis more than words, don't fret, it's just the Mercury-Cancer effect! Just like Spock, our logical Vulcan friend from 'Star Trek', you might find your usual logic being expanded during this transit. Don't be surprised if you start trusting your gut feelings more than your Excel spreadsheets. You might be getting insights from the most unexpected sources – perhaps your pet goldfish has profound wisdom to share! Remember the wise droid C3PO? Always listening, always understanding, and rarely interrupting unless it was really necessary (or for comedic effect). That's how Mercury in Cancer wants us to communicate – to listen with our hearts, not just our ears. It's a time when silence can be louder than words, and you might find meaningful conversations in mere nods and smiles. So, embrace this transit, my fellow stargazers. Let the crabby Mercury help you express your love, trust your intuition, and truly listen. And remember, even if you feel like you're in an episode of 'The Twilight Zone', it's just the cosmos having a bit of fun!Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 22 Leo 44' 35", moving at 0.57 degrees per day, and is 70963165km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Leo
Venus In Leo: The Cosmic Disco Ball
Well, buckle up stargazers! Venus has sashayed into Leo like a confident catwalk model, and it's about to turn our love lives into a cosmic episode of "The Bold and The Beautiful." You know Leo, that fiery sign that's all about heart-spilling, showboating, and turning life into one big creative canvass? Well, now Venus has caught that vibe, she's ready to turn on the charm, crank up the volume, and dial the romance up to 11. Prepare for dates that feel like impromptu theatre shows, declarations of love worthy of a Shakespearean sonnet, and tantrums that would make a daytime soap star blush. Let's just say, things are about to get a whole lot more...dramatic.
With Venus in Leo, being liked is as passé as dial-up internet. We want to be adored, worshipped, idolised. It's a time for grand gestures and bravery in love. If you're usually more reserved than a librarian during exam season, you might find yourself pushed out of the limelight during this transit.
Love isn’t exactly a peaceful meadow under a rainbow while Venus is in Leo. Leo loves a good drama, almost as much as they love being the center of attention. If they feel like they’re not getting enough applause or recognition, they may turn into a mini diva, complete with the dramatic exit. During this transit, don't be surprised if you find yourself starting a passionate debate over who gets the last slice of pizza, just to stir the pot and reclaim your spot in the spotlight. Remember folks, there's no "i" in "we", but there is one in "diva."
Money matters are also set to change while Venus is in Leo. It becomes less about earning and saving, and more about spending on things that make you feel like royalty. Leo loves a bit of bling, after all. So, expect to splurge a bit on those luxury items you've had your eye on. But remember, while treating ourselves feels great, Leo's true joy comes from being generous. So, going over-the-top with thoughtful gifts for loved ones might bring you more happiness than a new designer bag.
Venus in Leo is like a cosmic disco ball, showering us all with its vibrant energy. It's about recharging relationships,
Mars is in Leo
Mars is prograde at 26 Leo 13' 51", moving at 0.6 degrees per day, and is 333641706km away and receding.
Mars Is In Leo
Darth Vader's Guide to Mars in Leo
Hey, you cosmic geek! Grab your lightsaber because Mars is chillin' in Leo. Do you feel that? That's the Force... or maybe just the magnetic field. Either way, it's time to shake up the galaxy!
Now, Leo the Lion might sound like someone who enjoys a nice nap on the savanna, but trust me, when Mars swings by, it's not all about catnaps and yarn balls. It's about catching that red dot of life's joy, the laser pointer of happiness, if you will. We're talking Comic-Con level of excitement here!
Think of Mars in Leo as the ultimate heart-shaped box of interstellar chocolates. It's about following your heart, or at least your circadian rhythm. If there's something that makes your mitochondria dance the cha-cha, now's the time to chase it!
But hold on to your stormtrooper helmets, overconfidence can turn into a Death Star-sized disaster. Mars in Leo might make you feel like you deserve the galactic throne without even having to Force-choke anyone. Remember, if you want to be the Jedi Master, you've got to do more than just swing a lightsaber around. You've got to earn that robe, my friend.
Mars in Leo also stirs up drama faster than a Wookiee losing a game of Dejarik. You might find yourself craving more attention than a droid on Tatooine. And when you don't get it, well... let's just say it's not pretty. So, before you start roaring louder than Chewbacca on a bad hair day, take a deep breath. Or several. (Darth Vader breathing sound effects optional)
Remember, while your ego can be as beautiful as a double sunset on Tatooine, it can also lead to a clash of lightsabers. As Mars moves through Leo, reflect on your ego, find the balance, and avoid turning to the dark side. May the Force (and Mars in Leo) be with you!
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 09 Tau 50' 23", moving at 0.17 degrees per day, and is 800409335km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter In Taurus: A Nerdy Guide to Cosmic Chill
Alright, space cadets, gather around! Our big, gassy buddy Jupiter, who's currently hanging out a mind-boggling 800486035.271884084km away (trust me, I checked with my high-tech telescope and some really complicated math), has decided to take a vacation in the chill zone of Taurus. If this was The Matrix, it'd be like Neo deciding to take a break from dodging bullets to kick back and enjoy a nice Matrix steak.
You see, Jupiter is basically the Dumbledore of our solar system, providing wisdom and encouraging deep thought. Meanwhile, Taurus is the most laid-back, couch-loving sign of the zodiac. So when these two get together, it's like a cosmic reminder to stop scrolling through your social media feeds, put down your phone, and just breathe. Spirituality isn't some far-off, nebulous concept; it's more like that spare set of keys you always forget you have until you lock yourself out of the house.
Jupiter in Taurus is like getting an extra life in a video game - it's your chance to really make some progress toward whatever boss battle or epic quest you've been working on. You'll feel motivated to power-up, make a game plan, and start ticking off those side quests until you reach the ultimate victory screen. Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither are wizarding world empires or intergalactic space stations. Trust the process.
Now, let's talk about money. No, not Monopoly money, real hard cash! Jupiter is like your lucky leprechaun, while Taurus is all about the bling-bling. So, this cosmic combo can be like finding a treasure chest in a Dungeons & Dragons game. It's a good time to review your gold coins, magic rings, or, you know, your bank account, and look for opportunities to level up.
But beware, my fellow nerds! Taurus is basically the universe's hedonist, always ready to indulge in one more episode, one more slice of pizza, one more round of Settlers of Catan. And when Jupiter, the planet of "go big or go home," waltzes in, there's a risk of confusing your "wants" with your "needs". So maybe think twice before spl
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 06 Pis 59' 15", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 1371549522km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Oh, Saturn's in Pisces, All Right
Well folks, it's time for a cosmic reality check. Our old pal Saturn, the Universe's strict disciplinarian, has decided to crash in the mystical realm of Pisces. You might as well think of Saturn as being that one nerdy guy at the party with a clipboard and a calculator, trying to make sense of the psychedelic daydream that is Pisces. Just imagine, he's 1,371,620,384.194850206km away but still finds a way to mess with your plans. Ain't that swell?
When Saturn's lounging in Pisces, it's like your inner hippie suddenly gets a visit from your accountant. "Hey, man," says Saturn, "that dream you have about opening a cat café on Mars? It's cute, but let's talk logistics. How are you gonna get the cats there? What about the litter box situation in zero gravity?" Sounds annoying, right? But here's the thing - he's not wrong. This is the perfect time to get serious about those dreams of yours. Saturn in Pisces is all about making those dreams a reality, folks.
Now, let's get real. No one likes to be grilled about their deepest desires, especially not by some taskmaster planet. You might feel like Saturn's intruding, like he's a cosmic dad who's just walked into your teenage bedroom unannounced. But instead of slamming the door in his face, try hearing him out. He might be a bit of a buzzkill, but he also might help you turn your daydreams into an actual game plan.
Also, don't be surprised if you find yourself tossing and turning at night. With Saturn poking around in Piscean territory—aka the land of sleep and dreams—you might end up with a case of cosmic insomnia. But hey, look on the bright side. This is a great excuse to invest in that fancy meditation app, or finally take up yoga. Or, you know, just take a nap. Just remember to keep a dream journal handy. You never know what Saturn in Pisces might stir up in your subconscious.
So, buckle up, stargazers. Saturn in Pisces might not be a cosmic joyride, but it's definitely an opportunity to get serious about making your dreams come true. And hey, if all else fails, just remember:
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 21 Tau 50' 30", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 3033378528km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: Galactic Revenue Service, Anyone?
Alright star gazers, grab your pocket protectors and strap on your Birkenstocks because we're about to embark on a 7-year cosmic journey! Uranus, the rebellious teenager of our solar system, has decided to crash at Taurus' place. Now, Taurus is your typical homebody, likes routine, comfort food, and reruns of Star Trek (who doesn't, am I right?). But here comes Uranus, the punk rock planet, ready to shake things up!
Imagine if Spock suddenly decided to play practical jokes on Captain Kirk. That's the kind of energy we're dealing with here. It's like trying to merge Vulcan logic with Tribble unpredictability. Taurus' couch potato lifestyle is about to get a Uranian makeover... and they won't be able to 'Klingon' to their old ways!
But what does this mean for you? Well, get ready for some serious change in your financial universe. As Taurus is our resident Wall Street bull, its encounter with Uranus might just turn that bull into a space-cow. We're talking revolutionary changes in banking and money handling, folks! Cryptocurrency might become so mainstream that even your grandma will ask for her birthday present in Bitcoin.
But it's not all about global finances. This galactic shift is also going to hit you where it hurts - your wallet. You know those pesky financial black holes like debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, and mortgages? Uranus is here to shake them up. It's time to boldly go where no man has gone before - a debt-free life!
It's time to beam up from the planet of materialism folks. Resist all you want, but Uranus is here to free us from financial inertia. Just remember, change is the only constant in the universe. And these changes? They're here to stay. So buckle up, because it's going to be a wild ride on the Starship Enterprise of cosmic economic reform!
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 27 Pis 41' 02", moving backwards at 0 degrees per day, and is 4434023243km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Hey there, celestial seeker! Buckle up because you're in for a groovy cosmic ride. Neptune, our dear blue behemoth, is doing its retrograde boogie in the sign of Pisces. Now, I know what you're thinking: "How far away is Neptune, anyway?" Well, it's a whopping 4,434,087,559.944239616km away. (I didn't just make that number up. That's real science!) And it's in retrograde, which in astro-speak means it's moonwalking back through the cosmos like Michael Jackson in zero gravity. Now, Neptune in Pisces is kind of like having a heart-to-heart with Yoda in a dreamscape. It's foggy, it's mystical, it's deeply spiritual...and it might leave you questioning reality a tad. But fear not, my starry-eyed friend. This murky muddle isn't here to cloud your vision, but rather to clear it. In this cosmic cocktail, Pisces' empathetic energy swirls with Neptune's unifying vibes, casting a spotlight on our petty differences and shouting, "Hey, let's chill out and get along!" It's like a galactic group hug, reminding us that we're all made of stardust, so why not shine together? This transit is also an epic call to action. It's urging us to dig deep, to tap into our emotional intelligence, and to unearth our unique gifts. Maybe you're a wizard with watercolors, or perhaps you have the ability to grow the world's biggest zucchini. Whatever your talent, Neptune in Pisces is nudging you to share it. And if you're feeling a pull towards the spiritual, go with it. Build an altar, start a meditation practice, join a drum circle. Neptune is playing DJ, spinning tracks that make your soul dance. So embrace the energy, groove with the cosmic flow, and remember, this planetary party is here to support you. So, whether you're an astrology aficionado or a newbie navigating the night sky, remember: Neptune may be billions of kilometers away, but its influence is as close as your next breath. So take a deep sigh, let go of those petty peeves, and dive into the cosmic pool of unity. The universe is waiting.Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 29 Cap 32' 37", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5061034433km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto In Capricorn
Well, space cadets, hold onto your tricorders because we're about to talk some serious galactic business. Our good buddy Pluto has decided to take a sojourn through Capricorn, and I'm not talking about your favorite goat-themed yoga pose. This celestial combo is like the Spock and Kirk of the zodiac: seriously goal-oriented, laser-focused, and they don't have time for any Tribble trouble.
Now, with this transit, you might find your compassion levels running on low, like the replicator after Neelix's latest culinary experiment. Capricorn and Pluto are both demanding bosses – they want results, not excuses. So, remember to keep your universal translator handy, because you might find yourself becoming as intolerant as a Ferengi at a charity auction.
But fear not, my star-trekking friends! Pluto isn't all doom and spatial anomalies. This distant dwarf planet is here to help us kick our negative patterns into the nearest black hole. You know, the ones that serve us as much good as a holodeck addiction. But heed this advice from your quirky astrological ensign: be careful what you toss into that cosmic abyss. I mean, we all remember what happened when Janeway tried to ignore the Prime Directive...
So buckle up, crew! With Pluto in Capricorn, it's going to be a bumpy ride. But with a little patience, a lot of coffee (in that nebula), and just a dash of dilithium crystal-powered determination, we'll navigate this uncharted territory like the seasoned space explorers we are. And remember: resistance is futile... but a good sense of humor is priceless.
Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Conjunct Mercury
You may feel like expressing yourself today through your thoughts and words. You feel a need to be heard, that you have something of importance to say. Say what is on your mind, but give equal time to others and listen to them. You might learn something new. Your thinking today should be sharp and focused.